Alright..it's Brandon Weeden Time

[Scott D]

So I'll start.

Brandon Weeden is so old, he remembers watching real Gladiators in Rome.

[Blue]

Get him a body bag!!!! Yeeeaaah!!!

[kelloggOUballa]

Brandon Weeden is so old, his son recently won his 400th game as a college head coach.

[Cornfed]

Brandon Weeden is so old .......... I got nuthin... I'm over 15 years older than him.

[3rdgensooner]

Brandon Weeden is so old when he goes to Eskimo Joe's, they call him a Cougar

[Scott D]

Brandon Weeden is so old, he remembers playing football before the invention of the forward pass.

[Blue]

Brandon weeden is so old Sicem has pastlife memories of fighting side by side with him at the battle of Vicksburg.

[sooner59]

Brandon Weeden is so old, he was being recruited during osu's last 10-win season.

[yankee]

Brandon Weeden is so old that he remembers a time when Mike Gundy used to not be a man.

[LoveDemSooners]

Brandon Weeden is so old, he can't crouch down to get under the center

[Judge Smails]

Brandon Weeden is so old, he poked prehistoric sheep.

[SoonerBacker]

Brandon Weeden is so old he can remember when Lewis Field ran north/south.

[Scott D]

Brandon Weeden is so old he remembers being Dexter Manley's first grade reading tutor.

[jdsooner]

Brandon Weeden is so old that he knew Robert Allen when he was skinny!

[tulsaoilerfan]

Brandon Weeden is so old he can't win the Heisman cause he was actually coached by John Heisman

[tulsaoilerfan]

Brandon Weeden is so old he survived the Titanic sinking

[tulsaoilerfan]

Brandon Weeden is so old when he was first recruited it was still Oklahoma A & M

[tulsaoilerfan]

Brandon Weeden is so old he dated the Golden Girls(all of em)

[S00ner_09]

Brandon Weeden is so old, he was being recruited during osu's last 10-win season.

Oh wait....

[tulsaoilerfan]

Brandon Weeden is so old he farts dust

[tulsaoilerfan]

Brandon Weeden is so old he taught T-Booger how to make his millions in the oil fields

[ratherthanlater]

Brandon Weeden is so old he babysat Olevet.

[Blue]

Brandon Weeden is so old he babysat Olevet.

Damn thats old!:eek:

[cleller]

Its Brandon Weeden time, its Brandon Weeden time....http://http://www.flickr.com/photos/96318571@N00/85518992/#/photos/96318571@N00/85518992/lightbox/
http://http://www.flickr.com/photos/96318571@N00/85518992/#/photos/96318571@N00/85518992/lightbox/

[oumartin]

Brandon Weeden is so old he tempted Christ.

[achiro]

Brandon Weeden is so old he uses Viagra before a game so he can stiff arm.

[KC//CRIMSON]

Brandon Weeden is so old he owes Jesus ten bucks.

[SoonerMarkVA]

Brandon Weeden is so old, he was being recruited during osu's last 10-win season.

Winner!

[SoonerMarkVA]

Brandon Weeden is so old, he collected on his flood-insurance policy for his Atlantis home.

[KC//CRIMSON]

Brandon Weeden is so old he witnessed Irving Fryar eye-poke Hart Lee Dykes.

[Scott D]

Brandon Weeden is so old he gave a first person account of the Revolutionary War.

[oumartin]

He's so old he played Pop Warner with Chris Weinke

[oudivesherpa]

He's so old he keeps getting his Med's mixed up. He confuses his Viagra and his ex-lax--he dosen't know if he's coming or going!

[Soonerite]

Brandon Weeden is so old that when he walks into his classes, the students think he's the professor.

[BetterSoonerThanLater]

weeden is so old, his first offensive lineman's names were t-rex, and stegasaurus.

..it's early and that was dumb.

[Boooom!]

Weeden is so old, he was 5 when Favre turned 15

[slh1234]

When Brandon Weeden was born, Moby Dick was just a minnow.

[slh1234]

Brandon Weeden can remember when the dead sea was just sick.

[SoonerPr8r]

Brandon Weeden is so old his arthritis has arthritis

[Scott D]

Brandon Weeden is so old, he planted the tree that grew the apple that Eve plucked that got Adam kicked out of the Garden of Eden.

[boomermagic]

Brandon weeden is so old he used to baby set George Burns..

[SoonerInFortSmith]

Brandon Weeden is so old he donated the land for the aggie campus after he claimed it in the land run. He would've gotten a better piece but he was too busy sheep humping to be a Sooner.

[OUthunder]

Brandon Weeden is so old that he remembers the Alamo.

[Pricetag]

Brandon Weeden is so old that when he walks into his classes, the students think he's the professor.
That's not the prof, that's the bloody quarterback!

[anglachel]

Brandon Weeden can remember when the dead sea was just sick.

My favorite.

[anglachel]

Brandon Weeden is so old his momma wears combat sandals.

[allanace16]

Brandon Weeden is so old, he's got kids on the current OSU two-deep.

[allanace16]

Brandon Weeden's so old, he was around last time they flushed Stoolwater.

[Scott D]

Brandon Weeden is so old, Archie Manning went to his Quarterback Camp.

[setem]

I hear he will be filing for social security at the end of the season=)

[UberSooner]

Brandon Weeden is so old . . .

He was late to first practice because he couldn't find the salt pills

They had to order a special jock to cradle his hound dog balls

treated his last yeast infection with a sulfa poultice.

[soonerinabilene]

he thinks the early bird special at lubys is a darn-tooting good deal.

[eyeballjr]

He hates night games, because he misses the early birds at the bingo hall.

[Tin Cup]

Some of these are awesome for Gameday sign material......:pop:

[Scott D]

Brandon Weeden is so old, he referred to Moses as "Hey, kid"

[FirstandGoal]

Someone with farking skills needs to put Weeden's head on the caveman...

http://www.simforums.com/forums/uploads/20100228_141420_geico-caveman.jpg

[yur-out]

I hear he will be filing for social security at the end of the season=)

is under NCAA investigation. They're not sure since he's already receiving social security..... does that constitute paid benefits to play.:eek:

[devOUt]

... he played high school football with Joe Paterno.