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Judge Smails
11/20/2010, 11:49 PM
I'm too tired to think of any tonight, but we really need some!

OSUGOPOKES
11/20/2010, 11:51 PM
this sounds like its going to be a fun read....

Seamus
11/21/2010, 12:02 AM
Drunken poku attempt:

Ovine husbandry,
Do you take this sheep for your
lawful wedded wife?

silverwheels
11/21/2010, 12:03 AM
Baaaa baaaa baaaa baaaa baaaa
Baaaa baaaa baaaa baaaa baaaa baaaa baaaa
Baaaa baaaa baaaa baaaa baaaa

A Sooner in Texas
11/21/2010, 12:36 AM
Choke Choke Choke Choke Choke
Choke Choke Choke Choke Choke Choke Choke
Choke Choke Choke Choke Choke

3rdgensooner
11/21/2010, 12:39 AM
some okies believe
it's the year of the cowboy
Or so I've been told

En_Fuego
11/21/2010, 12:43 AM
Stick it in
The farm animals say
wiggle it around

opksooner
11/21/2010, 01:00 AM
A team on the rise

But pokes rise to only fail


It is ever thus.

oudavid1
11/21/2010, 04:22 AM
"Cause the eyes of texas are apon you
and you!...can!....suck!.....my!......D(BLEEP)K!"

whooooops, wrong thread.

soonerbub
11/21/2010, 04:34 AM
oklahoma state
is forever full of FAIL
that will never change

soonerbub
11/22/2010, 09:04 PM
aggies smell like ***
after dark and stormy nights
locked in the sheep pen

BetterSoonerThanLater
11/22/2010, 10:41 PM
A cold winter's night
all alone in the sheeps den
cuddling with ewe

usaosooner
11/22/2010, 10:59 PM
Brandon Weeden tried
to lead the sheep to victory
utterly dissapointed

aero
11/22/2010, 11:14 PM
what the aggie said
when told animals could talk
"those sheep are liars"

ouwasp
11/22/2010, 11:18 PM
osu fans suck
so what else is there to say?
osu fans suck

aero
11/22/2010, 11:34 PM
osu football
for sure an oxymoron
poke says oxy..huh?

Sooners78
11/23/2010, 10:43 AM
Big game day has come,
Pistol Pete cannot be found!
Perhaps the Sheep Farm.

Oldnslo
11/23/2010, 11:16 AM
Famous OSU
graduate Dexter Manley
cannot spell Haiku

SoonerLVZ
11/23/2010, 11:29 AM
Brandon Weedon old
sheep rape is bad cowboy fan
**** osu inbreed ****s

SoonerBK
11/23/2010, 12:01 PM
Switzer moves up to
stillwater so he can get
away from football

soonerchk
11/23/2010, 12:11 PM
Cowboys big talkers
Right up until the kickoff
Then cries for mommy

texaspokieokie
11/23/2010, 12:23 PM
what is "haiku" ????

does it mean "really silly posts ???

soonerchk
11/23/2010, 12:34 PM
what is "haiku" ????

does it mean "really silly posts ???

Did you happen to attend a directional school?

bigxii
11/23/2010, 01:18 PM
Some of you people
need to learn what a haiku
is - before posting! :(

Here's a haiku to explain a haiku :D
5 syllables first
seven syllables second
5 syllables last

MikeInNorman
11/23/2010, 02:23 PM
We rule! brays Aggy.
Eighty-one - sixteen - and seven
Proves the contrary.

texaspokieokie
11/23/2010, 03:50 PM
it means "silly post padding".

soonerbub
11/23/2010, 06:52 PM
Why you gotta be
Debbie Downer you're killin
the o s u hate

goingoneight
11/23/2010, 09:42 PM
Touchdown DeMarco
Finch, Madu and Brennan Clay
Landry adds five more

A Sooner in Texas
11/23/2010, 09:48 PM
Why you gotta be
Debbie Downer you're killin
the o s u hate

Awesome.

ouwasp
11/24/2010, 01:27 AM
Saturday arrives
T Boone State is on the rise
But not yet fellas

ouwasp
11/24/2010, 01:54 AM
Beating Big Brother
Is all that ever matters
To poke fans worldwide

Seamus
11/24/2010, 03:49 AM
Those stoopid gooners
talking 'bout Quentin Griffin
when they say "Hi, Q."

76soonergrad
11/24/2010, 12:09 PM
Sheep herders's dream big
come from irrelevant minds
Always wannabe

ouwasp
11/25/2010, 11:23 AM
Cowboys always hope
To be thought of like OU
They can only hope...