Official Game Thread: OU vs Baylor

[Blue]

Ahhhhhh just got out of a fake trial. Somehow the game is on here in Chicago. I planned on going out but I believe room service is in order now

You want mint for pillow?

[OK2U]

We're screwed.
They couldn't stop us on those first two drives where we passed for 17 straight plays. let's try that again. The new wishbone toy is fun, but let's score

[Blue]

Damn... soft in the middle

You callin the Box soft?!

[Fraggle145]

MOAR SHOTBONE!!!

this. SHOTBONE!!!!

[C&CDean]

OK marty, you're back. Our coaches suck. They scored. ****.

[Judge Smails]

I bet I've seen that dead battery commercial at least 50 times today. Are they spending their entire annual ad budget today?

[C&CDean]

We're screwed.
They couldn't stop us on those first two drives where we passed for 17 straight plays. let's try that again. The new wishbone toy is fun, but let's score

You're next.

[delhalew]

No, you're a POS hater who is happy Baylor finally made a play. You ain't fooling me.

Not mister "Murray is a shell of his former self"? I don't believe it.

[Blue]

Caught em again!

[SOONER44EVER]

yay

[stoops the eternal pimp]

looks like the wing t out of the shotgun

[meandmybutt]

Baylor can't count....

[AlboSooner]

The no huddle is messing with Baylor <capt obvious>

[StoopTroup]

I just saw a bear poop himself.

[tommieharris91]

12 men on defense. Fire wILSON!!

[SouthFortySooner]

Murray checkin out the pom girl

[RJSooner]

Who is the commentator that insists on telling us what play is probably coming up on every down.. cant stand play predictor dooshes.

[StoopTroup]

Landry stretches his laundry....

[OK2U]

Now we go all conservative with the run like we're up 60 points?

[MamaMia]

Way to go Jones!

[stoops the eternal pimp]

wow that was easy

[tcrb]

looks like the wing t out of the shotgun

yep

[SOONER44EVER]

first down..........................

[StoopTroup]

Nice look with the long ball to Stills

[Blue]

Now we go all conservative with the run like we're up 60 points?
shut up dude.

[soonerbub]

#90 will play on Sundays

[Judge Smails]

Who is the commentator that insists on telling us what play is probably coming up on every down.. cant stand play predictor dooshes.

This game is on a 30 second delay. Standard ops to make the announcer seem smarter than they are.

[tcrb]

We're gonna gain 100+ yards off of penalties tonight

[SOONER44EVER]

that passing game is working pretty well

[SouthFortySooner]

Now we go all conservative with the run like we're up 60 points?

Do you realize you have no idea what your saying?

[swardboy]

Now there's DM moves I remember!

[stoops the eternal pimp]

my wife is making cinnamon rolls...anybody want one?

[BigRed47]

Here we go with the fake injuries to slow down the OU attack.

[CrimsonRez]

here come the "cramps"

[StoopTroup]

fAKE INJURY?

[Okie35]

here we go again...

[SouthFortySooner]

fake cramps to slow us down!

[RJSooner]

This game is on a 30 second delay. Standard ops to make the announcer seem smarter than they are.

lol.. well, he's been massively wrong everytime so far.. :)

[StoopTroup]

my wife is making cinnamon rolls...anybody want one?

i ALREADY HAVE A wIFE. tHANKs

[tommieharris91]

We're gonna gain 100+ yards off of penalties tonight

Fire everybody.

[tcrb]

Is that a real injury there, or are they messin with our rhythm?

[swardboy]

my wife is making cinnamon rolls...anybody want one?

Can you scan an email attachment?

[BigRed47]

Did you see the Oregon-Cal game last week. Cal did that numerous times. Seemed to help them too.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

my wife fakes cramps all the time

[Okie35]

The tackle was near the Baylor sideline, just crawl over there.

[soonerbub]

looks like the wing t out of the shotgun

and it's a big bowl a AWESOME

[btk108]

my wife is making cinnamon rolls...anybody want one?

and that is code for what?

[SouthFortySooner]

my wife is making cinnamon rolls...anybody want one?

Their probably not sweet enough and she probably doesn't shop at an 'organic' shop and she probably cooked them too long and...
but, I'm a fan of cinnamon rolls :rolleyes:

[SOONER44EVER]

My wife just won $40 on a lottery scratcher. Does that mean we're gonna win?

[soonercastor]

my wife is making cinnamon rolls...anybody want one?

I want 3. One for every TD

:gary:

[stoops the eternal pimp]

btk did you see the thread about you in the SO?

[Judge Smails]

Get him some Midol.

[tommieharris91]

wILSON IS NOT CREATIVE ENOUGH. FIRE HIM.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

nice run by clay

[tommieharris91]

bRENNAN cLAY SIGHTING.

[StoopTroup]

wILL bu PuT gRaSs bACk IN nOW thaT weVe plYAed A gAme ThER e?

[Okie35]

The offensive line has been playing great.

[VA Sooner]

Nice looking offense so far....

[stoops the eternal pimp]

have i mentioned how horrible the baylor d is...dear gawd they are horrible

[soonercastor]

lolz wtf.

[StoopTroup]

Nice quik toss to Murray

[Mjcpr]

wILL bu PuT gRaSs bACk IN nOW thaT weVe plYAed A gAme ThER e?

wHAT>

[btk108]

btk did you see the thread about you in the SO?

no...what lies are you spreading now? :D

[C&CDean]

Brennan Clay? Fire Vulnerables!!!

[tommieharris91]

lANDRY SUCKS. bENCH HIM.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

.

[Okie35]

I like how we're getting everyone touches.

[VA Sooner]

Come on red-zone offense!!!!

[StoopTroup]

CAN YOU FEEL WHAT TEH STOOPS IS COOKIN'?

[stoops the eternal pimp]

nice block by franks

[tommieharris91]

1ST AND GOAL. fIRE wILSON.

[A Sooner in Texas]

It's nice to read an away-game thread minus a meltdown.

[StoopTroup]

TOUCHDOWN

OKLAHOMA ! !

[stoops the eternal pimp]

wow....baylor....wow

[SOONER44EVER]

TD!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Okie35]

have i mentioned how horrible the baylor d is...dear gawd they are horrible

Don't downplay our effort lol... TOUCHDOWN! BROYLES!

[soonercastor]

BROYLDOWN!!!!!!

[AlboSooner]

What a play...

[SouthFortySooner]

I HATE THE SWINGPASS FOR A FIRSTDOWN!

[VA Sooner]

Touchdown Broyles!!!!!

[Easting]

TOUCHDOWN

OKLAHOMA ! !

!

[Blue]

TDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!BROOOOOYYYYLES!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!

EFF U Sicem. :D

[BetterSoonerThanLater]

NICE PLAY!!!!! TD BROYLES! smart play in the red zone. where's that been all year?

[tommieharris91]

MOAR WISHGUN!!!! BROYLES!!!!!

Fire Wilson.

[VA Sooner]

More records!!!!

[CrimsonRez]

rippin up dat ***!!!

[tcrb]

Jimmy Stevens 4 fer 4

[Fraggle145]

SHOTBONE!!!!

[SouthFortySooner]

WE CAN'T WIN ON THE ROOOOOOOOOAD!

[Fraggle145]

MOAR WISHGUN!!!! BROYLES!!!!!

Fire Wilson.

SHOTBONE!!!!

[stoops the eternal pimp]

looks-like-the-single-t-out-of-the-shotgun formation

[soonercastor]

WE CAN'T WIN ON THE ROOOOOOOOOAD!

We're not on the road, we're at 2354 WACO Stree, Norman, OK.

[SOONER44EVER]

Thunder 26
Bucks 19

End of first

[Judge Smails]

SHOTBONE!!!!


WISHGUN.

[Fraggle145]

looks-like-the-single-t-out-of-the-shotgun formation

No (well probably, but no). It is....

SHOTBONE!!!!

all 4 TDs scored out of the...

SHOTBONE!!!!

[Boomer.....]

Who is this team and what have they done with the Sooners?

[BlownGP]

am I watching the right game???

When LJ throw the INT,,, I was like, Well here WE GO...Guess I will pop in a blu-ray.. hahaha

[stoops the eternal pimp]

that is too short...

[StoopTroup]

Knocked him outta his shoe

[SoonerPride93]

LMFAO I thought it was the ball too.

[btk108]

knocked him outta his shoes

[swardboy]

I just remembered that we ran this formation in high school, except I was under center instead of in shotgun.....It's an old formation called the "Diamond".

[Fraggle145]

WISHGUN.

That is the Defense... :D ;)

[tommieharris91]

No (well probably, but no). It is....

SHOTBONE!!!!

all 4 TDs scored out of the...

SHOTBONE!!!!

It's only 3 TDs out of WISHGUN. The formation sucks. Fire Wilson for trying to be creative.

[Judge Smails]

Shootout in College Station! Or Lincoln, I don't know where the game is.

[BetterSoonerThanLater]

No (well probably, but no). It is....

SHOTBONE!!!!

all 4 TDs scored out of the...

SHOTBONE!!!!

BONEGUN??

[stoops the eternal pimp]

box is hurt

[StoopTroup]

am I watching the right game???

When LJ throw the INT,,, I was like, Well here WE GO...Guess I will pop in a blu-ray.. hahaha

It's just the same team that a bunch a drunks couldn't see with their beer goggles on.

[Okie35]

No (well probably, but no). It is....

SHOTBONE!!!!

all 4 TDs scored out of the...

SHOTBONE!!!!


WISHGUN.


TOO FUNNY

[soonercastor]

Nebbish and Aggies tied at 3

[Okie35]

Ahh come on Box :(

[StoopTroup]

We're faking it .

[SouthFortySooner]

am I watching the right game???

When LJ throw the INT,,, I was like, Well here WE GO...Guess I will pop in a blu-ray.. hahaha

You realize you just defined a bandwagon fan?

[soonerbub]

No dammit just rest Box for next week man that guy is starcrossed

[CrimsonRez]

box must be made of glass

[VA Sooner]

Box getting beat up tonight. That looked pretty painful.

[Fraggle145]

TOO FUNNY

:D

SHOTBONE!!!!

[Judge Smails]

Box can't catch a break. Poor guy.

[btk108]

crap

[soonerloyal]

Well ****.

[stoopified]

Is Box trying to kill himself?

[StoopTroup]

The Hilfigers....lol

[SouthFortySooner]

knocked him outta his shoes

knocked himself outa his shoes!

[MamaMia]

I like these new undisclosed changes. :)

[SouthFortySooner]

Is Box trying to kill himself?

Catchin up man, Catchin up on the bombs!

[SOONER44EVER]

Well ****.

I like your sig. lol

[landrun]

So if AtM wins tonight and beats Tejas... we're out?? Is that right?

[BigRed47]

I think Box is finished for the night, maybe the season.

[ChickenStrips!]

WISHTOL!!!

[btk108]

geez...

[SouthFortySooner]

Doesn't look good for the Box man

[SOONER44EVER]

Oregon St. 17 USC 0 lol

[tommieharris91]

MOAR WISHGUN!!

[Okie35]

Our defense is playing pretty well

[OUinFLA]

Gunbone works for me

[tcrb]

This baylor D is making OUr running game look pretty good.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

wow...what a block by millerd

[Okie35]

I'm loving the play calling and the formations.

[BetterSoonerThanLater]

Good blocking....nice yac

[tommieharris91]

Oregon St. 17 USC 0 lol

Looks like the Beavers are rejecting the Trojans.

[OUinFLA]

Our defense is playing pretty well

So is our board, we had a good practice this week.

[SouthFortySooner]

Noooooo, flat passes!

[tommieharris91]

This baylor D is making OUr running game look pretty good.

We've been running the ball this game??

[VA Sooner]

Broyles needs one more 100 yard to get two more records

[stoops the eternal pimp]

LOL..this is laughable..they just let broyles run free

[tommieharris91]

OU SUX ON THE ROAD WE WILL NEVER WIN A GAME WITH THESE COORDINATORS AGAON

[StoopTroup]

Broyles>blackmon x 10

[Okie35]

Broyles is better than Blackmon even w/ an unbiased opinion.

[btk108]

he stubbed his toe..or he'd a been gone

[SouthFortySooner]

WE'RE GETTING CONSERVATIVE. LISTEN TO MEEEEEEE!

[Fraggle145]

WISHTOL!!!

definitely not this.

[Okie35]

Broyles>blackmon x 10

:D you read my mind.

[VA Sooner]

Briles calls a defensive timeout! One down, two to go Coach!

[Tigeman]

Man I O-Line looked really good on that pass! They had a solid wall and no one was getting by!

[Fraggle145]

TIME FOR THE SHOTBONE!!!!

[CrimsonRez]

I hate when players take that step and just fall down...my heart skips a beat, you see that a lot when people tear up knees. I think he was just trying to make a cut though

[StoopTroup]

If we'd just execute this game would be 35-0.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

I'll give a breakdown between broyles and blackmon this week....not really the same type of wr so its hard to compare

[Okie35]

lol i hate that play action fake to Millard

[C&CDean]

****ing Wilson!! Made Millard drop another one.

[VA Sooner]

So close Millard! Next time... next time.

[tcrb]

We've been running the ball this game??

jus enough to keep 'em honest...but all positive yardage so far!

[SOONER44EVER]

FG?

[stoops the eternal pimp]

got away with that one...throwing off the back foot

[StoopTroup]

FG
OKLAHOMA ! !

[tcrb]

Yay Jimmy!

[stoops the eternal pimp]

****ing Wilson!! Made Millard drop another one.

i blame the postal service

[SouthFortySooner]

fIELD GOAL!

[soonercastor]

lol our FGs look funny

[Blue]

Knuckle ball FTW!

[Okie35]

I'll give a breakdown between broyles and blackmon this week....not really the same type of wr so its hard to compare

Broyles is more of a playmaker. Blackmon is just a physical receiver.

[sooner59]

Jimmy "knuckleball" Stevens with the FG. I'll take it.

[MR2-Sooner86]

BENCH EM!!! A FIELD GOAL!?!?!?! PSSSSH!!!!

[Judge Smails]

Is Steven's over 5'?

[AlboSooner]

Nice kick by Stevens.

[OUinFLA]

Stephens made a fg.............................
Im in the alternate universe.

[VA Sooner]

Landry!!! That was a close one!

[btk108]

I'll give a breakdown between broyles and blackmon this week....not really the same type of wr so its hard to compare

that's what she said........

[Fraggle145]

WE'D HAVE SCORED IF WE RAN THE SHOTBONE!!!! :D

[SOONER44EVER]

****ing Wilson!! Made Millard drop another one.

Where's the smiley face?

[Okie35]

got away with that one...throwing off the back foot

And he should've thrown it earlier.

[tommieharris91]

fIELD GOAL. fIRE WILSON.

[OUinFLA]

****ing Wilson!! Made Millard drop another one.

Your smiley is not showing up on my screen


perhaps I have my smiley option off.

[btk108]

i blame the postal service

HEY! They deliver.....

[Judge Smails]

WE'D HAVE SCORED IF WE RAN THE SHOTBONE!!!! :D

Or if Colt McCoy was QB....

[tommieharris91]

WE'D HAVE SCORED IF WE RAN THE SHOTBONE!!!! :D

Fire Wilson.

[VA Sooner]

Field goal, Stevens!!!!!

[delhalew]

Kick coverage!

[SanJoaquinSooner]

I'll be interested to hear the pointspread vs. OSU

[UTgradOUfan]

31-7
Would it be bad form to go ahead and have halftime sex?

[stoops the eternal pimp]

words of wisdom....OVJ and Little Caesars...not a good choice

[soonerbub]

Big Jimmy Stevens

[Okie35]

TOM WORT!!!

[We-TownSooner]

nice wort

[soonercastor]

WORT!!!!

[jcvsooner]

Wort gets the sack.

3rd and long.

Let's go, SOONERS!

[OUinFLA]

nice sack wort

[CrimsonRez]

tom!!!!

[silverwheels]

Hopefully the guys don't shut it down too early. Would be nice to keep them off the board and put another one in the end zone before the half.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

ive got a nice sack

[Blue]

D playing great.

[Okie35]

TOM WORT good open field tackle

[C&CDean]

31-7
Would it be bad form to go ahead and have halftime sex?

Not if it's with a hater.

[btk108]

words of wisdom....OVJ and Little Caesars...not a good choice

rut rho....

[Judge Smails]

31-7
Would it be bad form to go ahead and have halftime sex?


Your wife said you go ahead.

[BetterSoonerThanLater]

not the hammer!!!! dammit!!

[OUinFLA]

31-7
Would it be bad form to go ahead and have halftime sex?

not if your spouse doesnt find out.

[soonerbub]

**** no not the Hammer

[MR2-Sooner86]

NO!!! PLEASE HAMMER BE OK!!!!!

[Okie35]

dammit ronnell is down again, I think he'll be ok

[tcrb]

not the Hammer!

[SOONER44EVER]

ive got a nice sack

thats just wrong

[Blue]

words of wisdom....OVJ and Little Caesars...not a good choice

I've got a hole in my stomach lining from the OVJ. Thanks OV!

[CrimsonRez]

holy ****... how many backers are we gonna lose?

[SouthFortySooner]

Wort. Future Superstar, a quote of the to be recentley fired Vulnerabels.

[SOONER44EVER]

He did a Mcnabb!

[UTgradOUfan]

Your wife said you go ahead.
She thought that was really, really funny

[stoops the eternal pimp]

that is a scary pass

[Okie35]

Wort. Future Superstar, a quote of the to be recentley fired Vulnerabels.

I almost fell out from laughing.

[SouthFortySooner]

words of wisdom....OVJ and Little Caesars...not a good choice

You and Ronnell eat together?

[VA Sooner]

Tipped ball!!!! Whew.... close one.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

You and Ronnell eat together?

my wife had to help me off the ground too

[C&CDean]

Damn you Landry, you telegraphed 2 throws in a row. Fire Wilson!!

[BetterSoonerThanLater]

go for it !!!!

[landrun]

Let's go for it..

[SOONER44EVER]

go for it

[OUinFLA]

go for it Bob

[MR2-Sooner86]

FIRE WILSON!!! YARD SHORT ON 3RD DOWN!?!?!?!?!?! SLACKERS!!!!!

[silverwheels]

Keep your balls down, Landry.

[C&CDean]

****, a first down. Fire Wilsponh anhyowas!!

[VA Sooner]

Looking good on the road. Only one busted coverage play on defense but otherwise, solid football.

[Okie35]

trey franks is a stud

[landrun]

Landry has potential to be awesome...

[AlboSooner]

Franks is becoming a star. Demarco will be missed next year

[SouthFortySooner]

Trey freshmen from Texas!

[OUinFLA]

Finch is gonna spin move one into the endzone sometime soon

[VA Sooner]

Finch spins! Score again, Finch!

[swardboy]

****, a first down. Fire Wilsponh anhyowas!!


...as Dean slowly fades into dissipation...

[tcrb]

Need another td before the half. I hear we dont play well in the 4th Q

[stoops the eternal pimp]

baylor is trying to run some man with corners that just suck horribly bad

[VA Sooner]

Need a tight end play here

[SOONER44EVER]

FG

[landrun]

Just missed him.. he was open

[BigRed47]

2 drives in a row stall in the red zone.

[BetterSoonerThanLater]

bad throw...stalled in the RZ...damn i hate that ****!

[MR2-Sooner86]

Bench Jones!!! Settling for field goals!?!?! We won't win the game that way!!!

[Judge Smails]

Run the WISHGUN

[OUinFLA]

Stevens for Heisman

[sooner59]

Stevens for PREZ!

[Blue]

Jimmy looks like a bobblehead.

FG good! 34-7.