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olevetonahill
11/20/2010, 12:06 PM
Since my innerwebs is down at the shack Im using a Public Puter. so Startin this one a tad early

Eats hair jellied donuts :D
StoopTroup
11/20/2010, 12:09 PM
...likes to sing 867-5309 as he enters the Stadium.
KantoSooner
11/20/2010, 12:11 PM
Likes to dress up as Robin, the Boy Wonder when he and Jenni get together for their secret trysts.
SoonerLB
11/20/2010, 01:22 PM
. . . is looked upon favorably by some elements of Stoolwater society.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v310/barn9/CoachGundytwinkle.jpg
Keller Sooner
11/20/2010, 01:23 PM
Has sects with limo drivers and then beats them up.
KC//CRIMSON
11/20/2010, 01:51 PM
is younger than his QB.
SoonerDomiNation
11/20/2010, 05:53 PM
Says imabaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhman with his sheep voice when talking to the media.
soonerloyal
11/20/2010, 06:30 PM
...wil always be inferior to Cale, no matter what happens in any given year.
texaspokieokie
11/20/2010, 06:46 PM
...wil always be inferior to Cale, no matter what happens in any given year.

Mike was better qb & is HC, while Cale is a position coach.
StoopTroup
11/20/2010, 07:00 PM
...has rammed his tongue down Pistol Pete's ear canal after every Game. They are in love.
soonerloyal
11/20/2010, 07:07 PM
Mike was better qb & is HC, while Cale is a position coach.

And yet Cale is part of the Oklahoma Sooners football dynasty and Mike....isn't. Superiority.
homb1978
11/20/2010, 07:36 PM
And yet Cale is part of the Oklahoma Sooners football dynasty and Mike....isn't. Superiority.

Cale is sure working his way up. What is he, scout team slot receivers' coach now?
soonerloyal
11/20/2010, 07:39 PM
Cale is sure working his way up. What is he, scout team slot receivers' coach now?

**** off, noob dip****. :D
Crucifax Autumn
11/20/2010, 07:42 PM
...is praying that both ATM and OU lose since he knows we're coming for that azz!
soonerloyal
11/20/2010, 07:46 PM
...obviously hasn't found a Stlllwater tanning salon that 's worth a plug nickel.

Orangest dude I've ever seen. *eeewww*
StoopTroup
11/20/2010, 11:46 PM
....is still finding baseballs in the lockeroom.
OSUGOPOKES
11/20/2010, 11:47 PM
hahaha.....i love this thread.


is younger than his QB

best one yet.
Tigeman
11/20/2010, 11:48 PM
Was Brought in by BP to soak up all the oil in the gulf w/ his hair
Tigeman
11/20/2010, 11:49 PM
hahaha.....i love this thread.



best one yet.

Don't feel too special, this is our tradition w/ every oppositions coach during game week.
SoonerBacker
11/21/2010, 12:34 AM
...likes playing with Pistol Pete's gun!
Cornfed
11/21/2010, 12:44 AM
Calls his member the little poke.
Sooner_Tuf
11/21/2010, 01:18 AM
Hopes that Pickens, Holder, and Weeden decide to keep him around for another year.
OSUGOPOKES
11/21/2010, 02:23 AM
Don't feel too special, this is our tradition w/ every oppositions coach during game week.

why would i feel special?

can i not find the thread amusing b/c i'm an OSU fan? or should i be typing in all caps and pounding my keyboard in ignorant rage?
TheHumanAlphabet
11/21/2010, 05:56 AM
why would i feel special?

can i not find the thread amusing b/c i'm an OSU fan? or should i be typing in all caps and pounding my keyboard in ignorant rage?

I think the thought was that this thread was unique. We have been doing it now for every head coach for a couple of years. it does get funny from time to time, then sometimes it is base.
TheHumanAlphabet
11/21/2010, 05:56 AM
Keeps going to Jenny and asks for her fried chicken recipe. Because he's a man and wants to cook...
Ground_Attack
11/21/2010, 07:00 AM
has never had an erection that lasted longer than 4 hours (except the time that sheep wandered into his yard).
Flagstaffsooner
11/21/2010, 07:05 AM
Says grace before he picks his nose.
Easting
11/21/2010, 11:41 AM
drinks Zima.
SoonerPr8r
11/21/2010, 01:25 PM
...enjoys surprise butt seks
SoonerBacker
11/21/2010, 01:26 PM
...enjoys surprise butt seks

with sheep!
OUthunder
11/21/2010, 01:26 PM
Is Boone Pickens butler on weekdays.
soonercastor
11/21/2010, 01:43 PM
....is NOT 40!
setem
11/21/2010, 08:19 PM
...****s in the lazy river at White Water Bay!
Tigeman
11/21/2010, 08:41 PM
I think the thought was that this thread was unique.

Ding ding ding
imnlovewithmysister
11/21/2010, 09:06 PM
a must see for all ou fans! this is who we are! boomer! this will show all them cowboy friends of ours to shove it! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJvmihzTr_o
cjames317
11/21/2010, 09:30 PM
... cruises dogfights, looking to recruit the next Michael Vick.
ATX Sooner
11/21/2010, 09:45 PM
...should change his name to Goondy.
THE-JROD
11/21/2010, 10:08 PM
IS A TRANNY.....HE'S 42!!!
Tigeman
11/21/2010, 10:27 PM
a must see for all ou fans! this is who we are! boomer! this will show all them cowboy friends of ours to shove it! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJvmihzTr_o

Cdiz0k0Rudw
SoonerObsession
11/21/2010, 10:35 PM
...likes to crash kid birthday parties and pop balloons with his spiked hair - the big meanie.
SoonerObsession
11/21/2010, 10:36 PM
...tucks in his sweat shirts.
SoonerObsession
11/21/2010, 10:40 PM
...wishes everyone would leave Brittany alone.
BrockLanders
11/21/2010, 10:59 PM
...thinks it helps to pee on stingers.
OUDizzle
11/21/2010, 11:14 PM
Loves Jersey Shore

http://img821.imageshack.us/img821/9673/jerseygundy.gif
FirstandGoal
11/22/2010, 12:44 AM
... already has a plan for when he's a 60 year old man....

http://forums.techguy.org/attachments/151382d1243376060/oompah-loompah.jpg
deweydw
11/23/2010, 01:17 PM
Loves Jersey Shore

http://img821.imageshack.us/img821/9673/jerseygundy.gif

... and celebrated Snooky's birthday with a case of Zima.
deweydw
11/23/2010, 01:22 PM
... dressed as Gumby for Halloween.

http://s.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2010/1/11/16/enhanced-buzz-30228-1263245124-5.jpg
cjames317
11/23/2010, 01:23 PM
... cause he's Pokey every other day of the year.
madillsoonerfan5353
11/23/2010, 01:59 PM
.....Just put his new "Cowboy's Butts Drive Me Nutz" bumper sticker on his new Ford Fiesta.
madillsoonerfan5353
11/23/2010, 02:00 PM
....thinks :stunned: hawt.
madillsoonerfan5353
11/23/2010, 02:01 PM
...thinks that he eats grass before the first offensive play he will be able to channel his inter :les: and have a chance to win.

:gary:
cjames317
11/23/2010, 02:40 PM
... can't sleep, can't count sheep, cause it's hard to go to sleep with a boner.
bent rider
11/23/2010, 04:34 PM
Looks both ways before walking across the OSU coaches' parking lot.
bent rider
11/23/2010, 04:34 PM
Is a MAN and is FORTY-THREE years old!!!
SoonerPr8r
11/23/2010, 11:55 PM
eats orange food coloring because he thinks it will make him actually bleed orange.
olevetonahill
11/24/2010, 12:50 AM
Is looking forward to sheep shat pie fer thanksgiving
boomermagic
11/24/2010, 12:56 AM
Wants to be a SPLIT END and tells his new OC that he has a tight end..
WA. Sooner
11/24/2010, 01:24 AM
wished he played were his brother did
cjames317
11/24/2010, 11:39 AM
... has a lot more hornheads rooting for him than sMack Brown.
bent rider
11/24/2010, 05:33 PM
...invited Pistol Pete to his house to watch him light farts after Thanksgiving dinner.
BoomerJ
11/26/2010, 12:56 AM
Feels a little bit sorry for the sheep he ate for Thanksgiving dinner since he raped it to death.
StoopTroup
11/27/2010, 11:31 AM
Just pooped a whole bunch of carrots out his ***.
HBick
11/27/2010, 11:33 AM
...Just got his tips frosted
BoomerGirl34
11/27/2010, 12:15 PM
watched "There's Something About Mary" for hairstyling tips....
SoonerBacker
11/27/2010, 12:16 PM
...thinks that Corso picking the Pukes is a GOOD thing!
StoopTroup
11/27/2010, 04:31 PM
...is mouth kissing Boone right now.
olevetonahill
11/27/2010, 04:45 PM
Wants every one to think His pet is a Poodle
http://dogblog.dogster.com/uploads/2007/05/Poodle%20Sheep.jpg
olevetonahill
11/28/2010, 04:18 AM
Says , Why caint I get Bob out My gummy Hair :D
StoopTroup
11/28/2010, 09:25 AM
's after game hug/handshake didn't seem sincere......ROTFLMFAO!
budbarrybob
11/28/2010, 09:28 AM
is still 0-fer vs Bob
winout
11/28/2010, 09:31 AM
Asked for a pay raise when taxes were raise for tanning salons.