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soonerchk
11/19/2010, 04:18 PM
Who has tried this and am I going to be disappointed?

The
11/19/2010, 04:19 PM
I don't know and probably.

Jammin'
11/19/2010, 04:22 PM
I have not tried and probably not if alcohol is in it.

Spring
11/19/2010, 04:24 PM
Should have gotten AGWA

mgsooner
11/19/2010, 04:24 PM
You really like supporting idiotic degenerates, don't you?

Spring
11/19/2010, 04:25 PM
You really like supporting idiotic degenerates, don't you?

You don't me, quit talking trash.

Jammin'
11/19/2010, 04:26 PM
You don't me, quit talking trash.

To be fair, I don't know you either and I think you suck.



You're sponge right?

The
11/19/2010, 04:26 PM
You don't me, quit talking trash.

What is this I don't even...

soonerchk
11/19/2010, 04:27 PM
Should have gotten AGWA

I'd hatespek this if you weren't already in the red.

The
11/19/2010, 04:28 PM
I predict this will end in a bruised cervix.

Spring
11/19/2010, 04:30 PM
I'd hatespek this if you weren't already in the red.

Come on,, you know it was a fun time that afternoon.

soonerchk
11/19/2010, 04:30 PM
Come on,, you know it was a fun time that afternoon.

It would have been if I hadn't been the one keeping you and Teh out of jail.

The
11/19/2010, 04:32 PM
It would have been if I hadn't been the one keeping you and Teh out of jail.

It was Opus and wench that were the rational ones that night.

3rdgensooner
11/19/2010, 04:32 PM
It was Opus and wench that were the rational ones that night.This is true.

soonerchk
11/19/2010, 04:33 PM
It was Opus and wench that were the rational ones that night.

He needs to be here. Someone go get him.

soonerchk
11/19/2010, 04:34 PM
You really like supporting idiotic degenerates, don't you?

Bethanny is the cool one.:cool:

soonerboomer93
11/19/2010, 04:35 PM
I'd hatespek this if you weren't already in the red.

they're green

hate away

Spring
11/19/2010, 04:36 PM
It was Opus and wench that were the rational ones that night.

That is a first.

soonerchk
11/19/2010, 04:43 PM
So no one has tried this?

3rdgensooner
11/19/2010, 04:44 PM
You have the bottle. Why don't you try it and tell us? Hmmm?

NormanPride
11/19/2010, 04:44 PM
Margarita mix is fail in general...

soonerchk
11/19/2010, 04:44 PM
Because I'm still allegedly working...

NP, is it a mix when it already has the booze in it?

WichitaSooner
11/19/2010, 04:45 PM
Come on,, you know it was a fun time that afternoon.

Oh ****... the mere mention of agwa gave me some flashbacks of a normal quiet calm tailgate instantly turning into a blur of green liquid, chicken not on the bone, saltines out of a ziplock bag.... then there was some groping and tattoo licking, maybe some dancing... then I wake up in my seats in the stadium and it's halftime... was afraid to ask any questions.....

so, to you and your agwa.... I say **** you.

soonerchk
11/19/2010, 04:46 PM
Oh ****... the mere mention of agwa gave me some flashbacks of a normal quiet calm tailgate instantly turning into a blur of green liquid, chicken not on the bone, saltines out of a ziplock bag.... then there was some groping and tattoo licking, maybe some dancing... then I wake up in my seats in the stadium and it's halftime... was afraid to ask any questions.....

so, to you and your agwa.... I say **** you.

Imagine if you had been the sober one. I still wake up screaming.

DIB
11/19/2010, 04:46 PM
I bet it is less good than Scotch

Spring
11/19/2010, 04:47 PM
Oh ****... the mere mention of agwa gave me some flashbacks of a normal quiet calm tailgate instantly turning into a blur of green liquid, chicken not on the bone, saltines out of a ziplock bag.... then there was some groping and tattoo licking, maybe some dancing... then I wake up in my seats in the stadium and it's halftime... was afraid to ask any questions.....

so, to you and your agwa.... I say **** you.

Like I said..it was a good afternoon...I went running half naked in the rain around the stadium. Found your former BIL passed out still at the tailgate.

WichitaSooner
11/19/2010, 04:48 PM
Imagine if you had been the sober one. I still wake up screaming.

were you the one hand feeding me chicken????? It was some chick that I can't remember... don't know if it was because I was about to black out or I just didn't know her...

****, I didn't want to ask questions.... I still can't take NyQuil because of that day...

WichitaSooner
11/19/2010, 04:49 PM
Like I said..it was a good afternoon...I went running half naked in the rain around the stadium. Found your former BIL passed out still at the tailgate.

Yeah, well him being passed out can't be blamed on the agwa... that's happened MANY times before and since.... lol

soonerchk
11/19/2010, 04:49 PM
Like I said..it was a good afternoon...I went running naked in the lightening and rain around the stadium after humping my keeper in the stands and dropping enough F bombs that the people behind me were about to call security. Found your former BIL passed out still at the tailgate.

Fixed it.

Spring
11/19/2010, 04:50 PM
Fixed it.

oh..even moar fun was had. :)

soonerchk
11/19/2010, 04:50 PM
were you the one hand feeding me chicken????? It was some chick that I can't remember... don't know if it was because I was about to black out or I just didn't know her...

****, I didn't want to ask questions.... I still can't take NyQuil because of that day...

No. I was also not the one flashing my fat white thong eating butt for everyone either.

DIB
11/19/2010, 04:51 PM
No. I was also not the one flashing my fat white thong eating butt for everyone either.


I never thought Amy wore underwear

soonerchk
11/19/2010, 04:52 PM
I'm sure all the regular posters are enjoying this trip down memory lane...

DIB
11/19/2010, 04:54 PM
I'm sure all the regular posters are enjoying this trip down memory lane...

Shut it, n00b

WichitaSooner
11/19/2010, 04:54 PM
I'm sure all the regular posters are enjoying this trip down memory lane...

That's funny... I thought it was trip down "no memory" lane...

So, who was responsible for bringing the weapons grade NyQuil to the tailgate???? Was it The????

Jammin'
11/19/2010, 04:54 PM
nfm

The
11/19/2010, 04:54 PM
I never thought Amy wore underwear

Trooper has many, many pics to prove this.

NormanPride
11/19/2010, 04:57 PM
Because I'm still allegedly working...

NP, is it a mix when it already has the booze in it?

No, then it's horse ****. But it'll probably get you drunk, right? So just drink enough so that you don't remember the terrible taste.

soonerchk
11/19/2010, 05:06 PM
No, then it's horse ****. But it'll probably get you drunk, right? So just drink enough so that you don't remember the terrible taste.

If it's that bad I'll switch to something else. Certainly not horse ****.

NormanPride
11/19/2010, 05:08 PM
Horse **** is good for you. Better than ram's ****.

Jammin'
11/19/2010, 05:08 PM
Put a little in a bowl by the back door and I'll tell you in a few minutes.

The
11/19/2010, 05:09 PM
Horse **** is good for you. Better than ram's ****.

You haven't lived till you've had koala ****.

NormanPride
11/19/2010, 05:10 PM
I bet it smells like eucalyptus. Very relaxing.

The
11/19/2010, 05:17 PM
I bet it smells like eucalyptus. Very relaxing.

You'd think that, but no. It actually smells like fear and pain. Prolly cuz it's harvested directly from their bladders.

My Opinion Matters
11/19/2010, 05:26 PM
http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1009/excuse-me-excuse-wtf-weird-demotivational-poster-1285431188.jpg (http://www.motifake.com/excuse-me-excuse-wtf-weird-demotivational-poster-117417.html)

soonerchk
11/19/2010, 05:28 PM
http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1009/excuse-me-excuse-wtf-weird-demotivational-poster-1285431188.jpg (http://www.motifake.com/excuse-me-excuse-wtf-weird-demotivational-poster-117417.html)

Is there an explanation involved? WTF are they doing?

soonerboomer93
11/19/2010, 05:29 PM
You'd think that, but no. It actually smells like fear and pain. Prolly cuz it's harvested directly from their bladders.

Fear and pain can also be very calming

The
11/19/2010, 05:30 PM
Fear and pain can also be very calming

Only if you're high on DMT.

Tin Cup
11/21/2010, 11:16 PM
Oh ****... the mere mention of agwa gave me some flashbacks of a normal quiet calm tailgate instantly turning into a blur of green liquid, chicken not on the bone, saltines out of a ziplock bag.... then there was some groping and tattoo licking, maybe some dancing... then I wake up in my seats in the stadium and it's halftime... was afraid to ask any questions.....

so, to you and your agwa.... I say **** you.


I cannot confirm nor deny!

Tin Cup
11/21/2010, 11:21 PM
Trooper has many, many pics to prove this.


They were destroyed in the fire.

soonerchk
11/22/2010, 09:53 AM
I cannot confirm nor deny!

Let the party begin!!!



Skinny Margarita report - not half bad. Not as good as Los Cabos raspberry margarita, but really what is?

waynepayne
11/22/2010, 09:58 AM
Let the party begin!!!



Skinny Margarita report - not half bad. Not as good as Los Cabos raspberry margarita, but really what is?

so what you are saying is it was half not good and that is 1/2 too much for me...

soonerchk
11/22/2010, 10:03 AM
so what you are saying is it was half not good and that is 1/2 too much for me...

I think it would be pretty tasty with some limes squirted in. On it's own, it's fine but nothing great.