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thecynic
11/19/2010, 03:18 PM
It's a butterball, frozen solid. No card or anything. I don't know who to thank.
How do you find out who sent you stuff from UPS?
NormanPride
11/19/2010, 03:19 PM
It's a bomb. You're welcome.
soonerscuba
11/19/2010, 03:20 PM
If you don't throw it in the fryer ASAP it will go bad.
jumperstop
11/19/2010, 03:20 PM
It's a butterball, frozen solid. No card or anything. I don't know who to thank.
How do you find out who sent you stuff from UPS?

I wish I just got turkeys in the mail. :(
The
11/19/2010, 03:21 PM
I wish I just got turkeys in the mail. :(

I can send you a chicken.
STUpendOUs
11/19/2010, 03:25 PM
I can send you a chicken.

yeah but it will be used...and by used I don't mean pre eaten....
thecynic
11/19/2010, 03:26 PM
It's a bomb. You're welcome.

effin lousy screeners!
Breadburner
11/19/2010, 03:28 PM
Is it ticking or clucking......
soonerchk
11/19/2010, 03:30 PM
Don't look a gift turkey in the gullet.
thecynic
11/19/2010, 03:40 PM
Don't look a gift turkey in the gullet.

If only I could thank this properly
soonerchk
11/19/2010, 03:42 PM
If only I could thank this properly

Send me the turkey and we'll call it good.
SicEmBaylor
11/19/2010, 03:46 PM
I can send you a chicken.

KFTC
3rdgensooner
11/19/2010, 03:49 PM
http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/8918/vlcsnap16397.png
thecynic
11/19/2010, 03:50 PM
http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/8918/vlcsnap16397.png

it was only a matter of time
soonerchk
11/19/2010, 03:51 PM
http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/8918/vlcsnap16397.png


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FXSnoy71Q4
soonerchk
11/19/2010, 03:52 PM
http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/8918/vlcsnap16397.png


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FXSnoy71Q4
proud gonzo
11/19/2010, 03:54 PM
The doctor gave me a pill, and I grew a new kidney!
The
11/19/2010, 03:55 PM
http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/8918/vlcsnap16397.png

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FXSnoy71Q4
soonerchk
11/19/2010, 03:55 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FXSnoy71Q4


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FXSnoy71Q4



copycat.
John Kochtoston
11/19/2010, 11:48 PM
The doctor gave me a pill, and I grew a new kidney!

My God, man! Drilling holes in his head isn't the answer!
usaosooner
11/20/2010, 01:14 AM
It's A Trap!
tulsaoilerfan
11/20/2010, 03:19 PM
As god is my witness i thought turkeys could fly :)
thecynic
11/22/2010, 11:50 AM
I know everyone was as concerned as I was about who would send us a turkey. I figured out which client it was and thanked them properly.
soonerbrat
11/22/2010, 12:37 PM
at one house where I used to live, I would get gift baskets and boxes of stuff every year at Christmas for someone who used to live there and owned a home-based business. The first year, it didn't have a return address, so I called UPS and tried to return it and they told me not to worry about it.

Nice baskets though. The first one I got had products all made in Cincinnatti...including a can of sky-line chili. it was disgusting, but all the other stuff was good.