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3rdgensooner
11/18/2010, 03:34 PM
Brazilian Evangelical Group Bans USB as a “Symbol of Satan” (http://www.geekosystem.com/usb-satan/)




http://static02.mediaite.com/geekosystem/uploads/2010/11/usb-logo-550x264.png (http://www.geekosystem.com/usb-satan)


Reports are circulating from Brazil that an evangelical cult known as “Paz do Senhor Amado” has banned USB devices from the homes of its followers on the grounds that the USB symbol looks like Satan’s trident.


The Guardian translates from the Portuguese (http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/the-lay-scientist/2010/nov/15/3):
The evangelical cult “Paz do Senhor Amado” (“Peace of the beloved Lord”) in the interior of Brazil forbids its followers to use any USB technology by contending that it uses a symbol that shows sympathy for the devil.
According to its founder, the “Apostle” Welder Saldanha says that this is just another symbol of Satan, which is always present in all Christian homes.
“The symbol of that name (a name which he doesn’t even like to pronounce) is a trident, which is used to torture souls that go to hell. Use only a symbol of those shows that all users of that vile technology are actually worshipers of Satan” – explains the” Apostle”.
Measures were taken so that all the USB connections of his followers were exchanged for common connections and even the Bluetooth (sic), which according to Saldanha Welder is permitted, for “Blue was the color of the eyes of our savior Jesus Christ”.Good thing Welder Saldanha hasn’t heard about SATA (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Serial_ATA).

The
11/18/2010, 03:36 PM
Blue eyes?

You religious folk are weird.

3rdgensooner
11/18/2010, 03:37 PM
You know, this probably explains

http://blogs.eveningsun.com/sportingword/artist%20formerly%20known%20as%20prince.jpg

3rdgensooner
11/18/2010, 03:38 PM
Blue eyes?

You religious folk are weird.What? You didn't know he was Aryan?

The
11/18/2010, 03:39 PM
What? You didn't know he was Aryan?

Hell, I thought he was Mexican.

AlboSooner
11/18/2010, 03:59 PM
Why would old Nick have a trident?

jumperstop
11/18/2010, 05:10 PM
Trident, really? I thought tridents were supposed to have three spikes. Not a spike, a tennis ball and box.

Veritas
11/18/2010, 06:08 PM
I was expecting something different given the title.

Viking Kitten
11/18/2010, 06:13 PM
You were so excited you were actually gonna get to moderate a dirty pic or something, huh? DENIED.

JohnnyMack
11/18/2010, 06:19 PM
Here V, this'll give you something to do:

http://www.extremebigboob.com/t1/thumb/294/64p.jpg

Veritas
11/18/2010, 11:31 PM
Here V, this'll give you something to do:

http://www.extremebigboob.com/t1/thumb/294/64p.jpg
fapfapfap

GKeeper316
11/18/2010, 11:44 PM
all hail the usb

King Crimson
11/19/2010, 02:50 AM
all hail the usb

i played some rock records backwards....you'd be amazed at the hidden messages. and free coupons to Bed, Bath, and Beyond.....20% off. !!!.