And so it begins... nice knowing all of yall

[The]

Tough rules set over Abim disease (http://www.newvision.co.ug/D/8/13/738552)

HEALTH officials have warned residents of Abim and Agago districts in north-eastern Uganda against the washing of the dead, eating wild meat and the communal washing of hands, following an outbreak of a strange disease that has so far killed 13 people.

The Agago district health officer, Dr. Emmanuel Otto, said the new measures should be upheld until the health ministry ascertains the disease.

About 20 cases have been reported in Abim district.

In neighbouring Agago district, five cases have been reported in the sub-counties of Omiya P’Chua and Paimol, which border Abim district.
The victims develop high fever, vomit blood, pass bloody stool and also bleed from other openings like the nose and ears.

“We do not know the disease we are dealing with, so we must respect the new measures which have been put in place,” Otto said.

“Communal hand washing and eating wild rats may spread the disease. Cultural practices such as washing dead bodies must be stopped immediately.”

Otto said a taskforce had been constituted to handle burials until new precautionary measures have been put in place.

He said the decision was reached in a meeting between the district and health ministry officials yesterday.

Last week, a team from the World Health Organisation and the health ministry went to Abim, and is still investigating the disease.

“We hope to get the results of the samples taken soon. We will then be able to know what to do next,” Otto said.

[saucysoonergal]

Is this the beginning of the Zombie Apocalypse?

[3rdgensooner]

http://photo.goodreads.com/books/1213131305l/149267.jpg

[Crucifax Autumn]

Who the hell woulda thought eating wild rats would make you sick?

[JohnnyMack]

I actually watched 28 Days Later last night.

[The]

http://www.blogadilla.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/worldwarz.jpg

[Crucifax Autumn]

also bleed from other openings

Bad visual.

[The]

Bad visual.

You ought to GIS ebola. With safe search off. We're ****ed.

[saucysoonergal]

I just finished Pride and Prejudice and Zombies. They called them "unmentionables". Enjoyable read. http://blastr.com/assets_c/2009/01/PrideAndPrejudiceAndZombies-thumb-300x455-12050.jpg

[SoonerLVZ]

Tough rules set over Abim disease (http://www.newvision.co.ug/D/8/13/738552)


“We hope to get the results of the samples taken soon. We will then be able to know what to do next,” Otto said.

The answer to that question is to kill the zombies.

[DIB]

I just finished Pride and Prejudice and Zombies. They called them "unmentionables". Enjoyable read. http://blastr.com/assets_c/2009/01/PrideAndPrejudiceAndZombies-thumb-300x455-12050.jpg

Aliens are invading and killing all the penises. Can I hide mine in your vagina?

[STUpendOUs]

seriously you all ran here?

[The]

seriously you all ran here?

Shut up, Stu.

[DIB]

seriously you all ran here?

Hey Stucus. How's the garage?

[NormanPride]

Why do all the really psychotically bad diseases start in middle-of-nowhere Africa? You'd think they'd start in more populous places...

[DIB]

Why do all the really psychotically bad diseases start in middle-of-nowhere Africa? You'd think they'd start in more populous places...

Are you saying that God hates black people? Racist

[jumperstop]

http://www.blogadilla.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/worldwarz.jpg

World War Z is an awesome book.

[The]

World War Z is an awesome book.

Indeed.

[soonerchk]

We should sacrifice an albino virgin just to be safe.

[The]

We should sacrifice an albino virgin just to be safe.

deNed.

[mgsooner]

Why do all the really psychotically bad diseases start in middle-of-nowhere Africa? You'd think they'd start in more populous places...

Mainly because in the more populous places people know not to eat wild rats and wash dead bodies.

[NormanPride]

Well maybe YOUR populous places. But that's how we get our kicks around here, Mr. I'm-too-good-for-dead-body-washing.

[soonerchk]

Well maybe YOUR populous places. But that's how we get our kicks around here, Mr. I'm-too-good-for-dead-body-washing.

He's just fancy.

[thecynic]

so I should stop washing the people I kill? that's good to know, that will save some time.

[saucysoonergal]

Yeah, and rat burgers are tasty mister hoity-toity.

[NormanPride]

Rat is just like small chicken. It's better for portion control.

Duh.

[mgsooner]

They should change the name of the continent to Bloodyrottenmeatfecaleatingbuttsexica.

Too much?

[saucysoonergal]

You left out monkey humpers.

[mgsooner]

Monkeysexica?

[Harry Beanbag]

Mainly because in the more populous places people know not to eat wild rats and wash dead bodies.

Stillwater excluded of course.

[Jammin']

Stillwater excluded of course.

To be clear we eat dead bodies and wash wild rats in Stillwater.

[sooner59]

Just wait, one of these days there is gonna be an ebola-type virus that doesn't kill off the infected within a week. Then we ARE really f***ed. That is the only thing containing ebola in Africa right now.

[The]

Just wait, one of these days there is gonna be an ebola-type virus that doesn't kill off the infected within a week. Then we ARE really f***ed. That is the only thing containing ebola in Africa right now.

Yerp. When it crosses into influenza, that's all she wrote, folks.

/assuming we haven't created that particular strain in a lab somewhere already.

[sooner59]

Yerp. When it crosses into influenza, that's all she wrote, folks.

/assuming we haven't created that particular strain in a lab somewhere already.

Oh I'm sure there is some super ebola somewhere in a cryolab waiting to be deployed....ummm, I mean studied.

[mgsooner]

Just wait, one of these days there is gonna be an ebola-type virus that doesn't kill off the infected within a week. Then we ARE really f***ed. That is the only thing containing ebola in Africa right now.

Nah, a good bombing run will take care of that lickety-split.

[The]

Nah, a good bombing run will take care of that lickety-split.

nah, Dustin Hoffman and Cuba Gooding Jr will just show up in a helicopter and screw everything up.

[Crucifax Autumn]

Why do all the really psychotically bad diseases start in middle-of-nowhere OUI? You'd think they'd start in more populous places...

:P

[NormanPride]

http://www.addictinggames.com/pandemic2.html

[sooner59]

http://www.addictinggames.com/pandemic2.html

Dammit, now I am strategizing how to kill the world's population. :D

[The]

http://www.addictinggames.com/pandemic2.html

http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/9173/1216234389134xn2.jpg

[sooner59]

Hahaha!

[soonerchk]

Dammit, now I am strategizing how to kill the world's population. :D

Just now?

[sooner59]

Just now?

Well, I had to have my morning coffee first.

[NormanPride]

Dammit, Madagascar...

[sooner59]

Not even earthquakes can stop those damn Madagascans!

http://www.virginmedia.com/images/wallpapers/movies/madagascar_800.jpg

[Crucifax Autumn]

Come on guys....Don't fear the reaper!

[sooner59]

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[Breadburner]

Its just herpes simplex 10.....No worries....

[mgsooner]

nah, Dustin Hoffman and Cuba Gooding Jr will just show up in a helicopter and screw everything up.

1up

[STUpendOUs]

Seriously here? is this some sort of board jackassery that I am not aware of? if so carry on... Because that is the only reason I can even imagine... Slicks maybe, but here? Really?

[soonerchk]

Well, I had to have my morning coffee first.

Coffee usually kills my urge to kill. Who knew?

[proud gonzo]

yeah, you people really need to read this book.

http://blog.mpl.org/mke_reads/230px-The_Hot_Zone_(cover).jpg

[soonerchk]

yeah, you people really need to read this book.

http://blog.mpl.org/mke_reads/230px-The_Hot_Zone_(cover).jpg

No i don't. Dr Oz and his earlobe crease theory got me spooked enough. I do not have the energy to worry about bioterrorism.

[Jammin']

yeah, you people really need to read this book.

http://blog.mpl.org/mke_reads/230px-The_Hot_Zone_(cover).jpg

I know how to get a woman off gonzo. Thanks though.

[3rdgensooner]

I know how to get a woman off gonzo. Thanks though.The Following User Says Thank You to Jammin' For This Useful Post:

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[Fraggle145]

Infect everything first... Then click Necrosis and watch it all turn red.

[thesnowbishop]

Don't you know that the plural of ya'll is all ya'll? You've got to drop the "of" The.

[Scott D]

so has The died yet?

[soonerchk]

so has The died yet?

I guess he was alive an hour ago when he sent me some inappropriate photos.

[Scott D]

that information is disappointing.

[delhalew]

So...what the hell? Are my decades of training for the zombie apocalypse finally going to pay off, or are ya'll just getting my hopes up?

[delhalew]

Also, I got the memo. No more washing dead bodies(guess I'm free on Thursday now), and no more eating wild rats. Can someone tell me were you get the cruelty free farm raised rats?

[Sooner in Tampa]

seriously you all ran here?
OH jeebus...not this tool :pop: