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soonerchk
11/17/2010, 01:03 PM
she's a real beyotch



In a way, her rep was right: Eva Longoria Parker didn't file for divorce from Tony Parker in Texas yesterday.

She filed for divorce in Los Angeles today.

MORE: View the divorce filing

Amid rampant rumors of infidelity on her NBA-playing hubby's behalf, the Desperate Housewives star this morning filed paperwork seeking to end her marriage of three years. No exact date was listed on the paperwork as to when they separated.

"We are not commenting at this time," Longoria's rep told E! News.

Rumors aside, so far there's no official word on the cause of the split between the 35-year-old Longoria and the 27-year-old Parker, though it's not the first time reports of extramarital activity have rocked their relationship.

Their reps have so far kept mum on anything official, with Eva's rep even denying a split as recently as this morning. In any case, one thing everyone seems to agree on is that the actress, who first roused our suspicions this week after abruptly backing out of a series of appearances, was blindsided by the demise of her marriage.

The duo tied the knot on July 7, 2007 in a 17th century castle outside Paris. Too bad it didn't come with the guarantee of a fairy-tale ending.



Read more: http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b211768_eva_longoria_parker_files.html#ixzz15Z1nHy 27
saucysoonergal
11/17/2010, 01:12 PM
My guess is that he is a fool. Those NBA guys like to lay up a lot. ;)
sooner59
11/17/2010, 01:15 PM
DIBS!
DIB
11/17/2010, 01:15 PM
Yes
TUSooner
11/17/2010, 01:19 PM
I had leftover meatloaf for lunch.
Boomer.....
11/17/2010, 01:20 PM
Ketchup or gravy?
StoopTroup
11/17/2010, 01:29 PM
So there's a Cougar on the loose?
Boomer.....
11/17/2010, 01:38 PM
Beware SSC!
3rdgensooner
11/17/2010, 01:40 PM
This is truly shocking news.
tommieharris91
11/17/2010, 01:58 PM
Beware SSC!

Too young for him.
BillyBall
11/17/2010, 03:02 PM
Too young for him.

Heh...
SoonerStormchaser
11/17/2010, 03:05 PM
Beware SSC!

Nope...too young for me...and my wife is hawter anyways.
AlboSooner
11/17/2010, 03:10 PM
EPm6hriPo3A
thecynic
11/17/2010, 03:13 PM
maybe she was horrible in bed.




yeah ,I didn't believe it when I typed it either
soonerchk
11/17/2010, 03:17 PM
maybe she was horrible in bed.




yeah ,I didn't believe it when I typed it either


She probably was always eating crackers and leaving crumbs in the sheets.
thecynic
11/17/2010, 03:19 PM
She probably was always eating crackers and leaving crumbs in the sheets.

Gawd I hate that.
soonerchk
11/17/2010, 03:21 PM
Gawd I hate that.

At least make it a twinkie so we can have a snack.
PDXsooner
11/17/2010, 03:36 PM
Fact: NBA players cheat. Yes, there may be 1% or less that don't. But if you marry an NBA player, he will cheat. Period. End of story.
stoops the eternal pimp
11/17/2010, 03:41 PM
yeah...you'd have to be a moron to marry any professional athlete thinking they weren't gonna get their swurve on...
Oldnslo
11/17/2010, 03:56 PM
maybe she was horrible in bed.


On the air isn't the same as off the air.

Maybe she is horrible in bed. Maybe she says "No" a lot. Maybe she has bad breath. Maybe she doesn't move or make encouraging sounds.

Or, maybe he's a scoundrel.

hmmm. reports seem to indicate that. Yes, he's a scoundrel. Can't wait for the next team meeting!

http://www.thesuperficial.com/tony-parker-banged-teammates-wife-11-2010
soonerboomer93
11/17/2010, 04:04 PM
She probably was always eating crackers and leaving crumbs in the sheets.

she could eat a cracker in my bed
The
11/17/2010, 04:05 PM
Overrated. She's got the sharpest knees on the face of the planet. WAY beneath my standards.
GKeeper316
11/17/2010, 04:07 PM
just further proof to my theory that it doesnt matter how hot a chick is, someplace there's some dude thats sick of ****in her.
thecynic
11/17/2010, 04:08 PM
just further proof to my theory that it doesnt matter how hot a chick is, someplace there's some dude thats sick of ****in her.


with those sharp knees how could he not be?
Breadburner
11/17/2010, 04:10 PM
Maybe she does not like playing the meat whistle.....
AlboSooner
11/17/2010, 04:19 PM
just further proof to my theory that it doesnt matter how hot a chick is, someplace there's some dude thats sick of ****in her.

Wasn't *she* the one who filed for divorce?!
The
11/17/2010, 04:21 PM
Wasn't *she* the one who filed for divorce?!

Feminist sympathizer.
GKeeper316
11/17/2010, 04:29 PM
Wasn't *she* the one who filed for divorce?!

cuz he was tappin random skank *** on the road...
The
11/17/2010, 04:30 PM
cuz he was tappin random skank *** on the road...

Don't hate the playa...
GKeeper316
11/17/2010, 04:32 PM
Don't hate the playa...

if theres one thing on the planet i cant stand its people that cheat on thier spouses...
The
11/17/2010, 04:33 PM
if theres one thing on the planet i cant stand its people that cheat on thier spouses...

What about child murderers?
GKeeper316
11/17/2010, 04:35 PM
What about child murderers?

maybe the little ****er was riding his bike on the dude's lawn... grounds for termination ya ask me
Theskipster
11/17/2010, 04:43 PM
According to Extra, she founds hundreds of text messages from another woman. And that woman is married to one of his teammates.
SoonerStormchaser
11/17/2010, 04:45 PM
if theres one thing on the planet i cant stand its people that cheat on thier spouses...

Ya know...I would NEVER condone adultery...but you have got to at least THINK that, in some cases, there's a freaking reason why one party looks for companionship elsewhere.
texaspokieokie
11/17/2010, 05:29 PM
cause they're on the road & horny.
sooner59
11/17/2010, 05:38 PM
Fact: NBA players cheat. Yes, there may be 1% or less that don't. But if you marry an NBA player, he will cheat. Period. End of story.

Would Chris Kaman cheat on Eva Longoria? You be the judge. I'm not sure if anybody would give him the opportunity to cheat.

http://www.askbiography.com/Image/Sports/Basketball/Chris_Kaman.jpg

Or how about Robert Swift?

http://playahatin.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/bobswift_tz_1801.jpg
Jammin'
11/17/2010, 05:39 PM
What about child murderers?

I believe there's some wiggle room there.

I'll cite the thread about the crack baby dying in the wash.
sooner59
11/17/2010, 05:41 PM
At least make it a twinkie so we can have a snack.

:twinkies: :hot: :hot: :hot: :pop:
The
11/17/2010, 05:42 PM
I believe there's some wiggle room there.

I'll cite the thread about the crack baby dying in the wash.


true dat. I view that more of Darwinism at it's finest, tho.
OUthunder
11/17/2010, 05:46 PM
In for sloppy 2nds or 3rds. :D
soonerchk
11/17/2010, 05:51 PM
just further proof to my theory that it doesnt matter how hot a chick is, someplace there's some dude thats sick of ****in her.

That was very close to being the title of this very thread. It was too long to work without making everyone get a no go message every time they replied, and I was fearful of what you people would do.
The
11/17/2010, 05:51 PM
That was very close to being the title of this very thread. It was too long to work without making everyone get a no go message every time they replied, and I was fearful of what you people would do.

You care an awful lot.
soonerchk
11/17/2010, 05:52 PM
You care an awful lot.

I'm a spekwhore
The
11/17/2010, 05:54 PM
I'm a spekwhore

I miss HATESPEK.
soonerchk
11/17/2010, 06:07 PM
You were bored without me, admit it.
PDXsooner
11/17/2010, 06:14 PM
Would Chris Kaman cheat on Eva Longoria? You be the judge. I'm not sure if anybody would give him the opportunity to cheat.

http://www.askbiography.com/Image/Sports/Basketball/Chris_Kaman.jpg

Or how about Robert Swift?

http://playahatin.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/bobswift_tz_1801.jpg

Albeit those are two hideous men, yes, they would cheat.
soonerchk
11/17/2010, 06:19 PM
Albeit those are two hideous men, yes, they would cheat.

But would it be animal, vegetable or mineral?
sooner59
11/17/2010, 06:33 PM
But would it be animal, vegetable or mineral?

FRUIT!

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