If I Can't Find a Date...

[SicEmBaylor]

I've decided that if I can't find a date within Q1 of next year then I'm going to start flying a LOT more often as a substitute. No issue with padding down my junk here.

[Soonerson1975]

I'm new here, is this an ongoing problem?

[AlbqSooner]

Ongoing yes. Problem - meh.

[royalfan5]

Do you mean patting, or are you padding to potentially impress TSA workers only to disappoint them in the end?

[SicEmBaylor]

Do you mean patting, or are you padding to potentially impress TSA workers only to disappoint them in the end?

I'm more worried about myself here. If they're disappointed that's their problem!

[OKLA21FAN]

I've decided that if I can't find a date within Q1 of next year then I'm going to start flying a LOT more often as a substitute. No issue with padding down my junk here.

thats hawt! :pop:

[TUSooner]

I'm more worried about myself here. If they're disappointed that's their problem!

Thank you for the opportunity to post this limerick I made up for Homey's weenie thread. :D


There once was a man from Dundee
Whose plonker was tragically wee.
Said the lass with a sigh,
"Who will that satisfy?"
Said the man, "It'll satisfy ME!"

[TUSooner]

Dangit, people. I wrote the limerick of the year and you won't even read it! Prob'ly cuz your plonkers are so "tragically wee" that it hurts to read about 'em. :mad: Losers!!

:)

[The]

Dangit, people. I wrote the limerick of the year and you won't even read it! Prob'ly cuz your plonkers are so "tragically wee" that it hurts to read about 'em. :mad: Losers!!

:)

http://i.imgur.com/xEx6q.jpg

[stoops the eternal pimp]

http://www.thewheelfx.com/lane/GIFS/JustLaughin.gif

[badger]

Aren't girls at Ole Miss allegedly really hot or something, like Texas Tech hot except without the RRR? If so, can't you just waltz up to one and say "God fearing Republican. Let's get steak dinners and a non-offensive movie together?"

[NormanPride]

I am confused as to what this thread means. SicEm is going to us a dong amplification device in order to fly standby with TSA agents?

[The]

http://i.imgur.com/JnGCy.jpg

[TUSooner]

The, can't you PLEASE give the giant canned pictures a rest?
I compose a kick-asz limerick for the ages, and you come back with Internet Pics for Dummies.
<shakes head sadly>

PS- Get a job. Love, Dad

[The]

The, can't you PLEASE give the giant canned pictures a rest?
I compose a kick-asz limerick for the ages, and you come back with Internet Pics for Dummies.
<shakes head sadly>

PS- Get a job. Love, Dad

http://i.imgur.com/VCA6s.jpg

[The]

http://img593.imageshack.us/img593/2921/tumblrlbj4yx0yqm1qe0ecl.gif

[Adrian]

http://www.globalhealingcenter.com/images/oxypowder/dumb-and-dumber.jpg

[Jammin']

Should this thread read "If I can't get a date..."?

finding people to date is easy. getting them to go on a date is, well, that's easy too.

getting them to have a three way with their twin sister? now that's a challenge.

[The]

getting them to have a three way with their twin sister? now that's a challenge.

I know a girl....

[Jammin']

I know a girl....


I can't decide on a proper answer so I'll give both:

Answer 1: I knew twins....

Or

Answer 2: Or should I say, she once knew me

[The]

I can't decide on a proper answer so I'll give both:

Answer 1: I knew twins....

Or

Answer 2: Or should I say, she once knew me

I miss DMC.

Or more specifically, her pics and stories.

[Ike]

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/anxiety.png

[The]

http://fascistsoup.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/pedobear.jpg

[GrapevineSooner]

http://static.infowars.com/2010/11/i/article-images/cavitysearch.jpg

[MR2-Sooner86]

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51iWpj2RBvL._SL500_AA300_.jpg

[Jammin']

I miss DMC.

Or more specifically, her pics and stories.

I miss the pics too Teh.

Nice of you to say that about her stories as well.

[tommieharris91]

Should this thread read "If I can't get a date..."?

finding people to date is easy. getting them to go on a date is, well, that's easy too.

You certainly don't know SicEm.

[badger]

Don't give up, SicEm. I had tons of friends in high school and college that were wonderful people that were just never asked on dates.

So, in a nutshell, I'm telling you to channel your inner Baylor and stand proud, exclaiming to the world "I'm going bowling!" even when everyone laughs to your face, knowing that you haven't been bowl-eligible in a decade.

You are Baylor, dammit. Now GO BOWLING! :mad:



...that is to say, take a chick bowling. On a date.

[tommieharris91]

http://www.empireonline.com/images/features/100greatestcharacters/photos/49.jpg

[Adrian]

Maybe women in Mississippi have really, really high standards...

[badger]

Maybe women in Mississippi have really, really high standards...

God bless Mississippi, ranking 50 in everything. :(

[soonerchk]

Maybe women in Mississippi have really, really high standards...


The ones I know don't even require you to be unrelated.

[Jammin']

You certainly don't know SicEm.

Correct. I was making a general observation about the people I run around with and know.

And at one point in there I believe I alluded to some personal info. YWFTFM.

[The]

Correct. I was making a general observation about the people I run around with and know.

And at one point in there I believe I alluded to some personal info. YWFTFM.


Now you're sounding all cliquey and stuff.

Speaking of which, what are the cliques round here? Which one should I think about joining, and whom should I think about hating?

[NormanPride]

Stay away from STEP and his crew. Their initiation will make you sore. And the Posse is bad for your liver.

Just become a sponsor. The Sponsor Gift is freaking sweet.

[Jammin']

Now you're sounding all cliquey and stuff.

Speaking of which, what are the cliques round here? Which one should I think about joining, and whom should I think about hating?

I'm in the "Stalking posters" clique. Though I can't decide if I should stalk or be stalked.

[soonerchk]

Stay away from STEP and his crew. Their initiation will make you sore. And the Posse is bad for your liver.

Just become a sponsor. The Sponsor Gift is freaking sweet.

I was told that it take about 2 weeks worth of antibiotics to get rid of the Sponsor Gift.


I'm in the "Stalking posters" clique. Though I can't decide if I should stalk or be stalked.

Well I'm not going to follow you around, so that should make your decision much easier.

[Adrian]

The ones I know don't even require you to be unrelated.

I wonder if SicEm still has all his pearly whites...

[soonerchk]

I wonder if SicEm still has all his pearly whites...

If he has all his teeth and all his fingers, he's a catch.

SicEm, have you considered SEOK? I can totally get you laid there!

[SicEmBaylor]

SicEm, have you considered SEOK? I can totally get you laid there!

Little Dixie is a no-go. I have way too much family down there....wouldn't want to risk it!

[soonerchk]

Little Dixie is a no-go. I have way too much family down there....wouldn't want to risk it!

And yet Mississippi girls are too good for you?

[SicEmBaylor]

And yet Mississippi girls are too good for you?

I'm not picky, but what I'd really like in a Mississippi girl is someone who is young, quirky, a little on the nerdy side, shorter than me, and has red hair. Extra bonus points if she is UDC and still lives in the same plantation that has been in her family since before the war.

[olevetonahill]

Alright Sic here ya go. Heres 3 and you can do em all at the same time













































































































http://www.thenutfactory.com/photos/fruit-dried-dates-deglett.jpg

[Adrian]

I'm not picky, but what I'd really like in a Mississippi girl is someone who is young, quirky, a little on the nerdy side, shorter than me, and has red hair.

Pippi Longstocking?

[C&CDean]

Oh God.

[swardboy]

I'm not picky, but what I'd really like in a Mississippi girl is someone who is young, quirky, a little on the nerdy side, shorter than me, and has red hair. Extra bonus points if she is UDC and still lives in the same plantation that has been in her family since before the war.

Can you narrow it down a little bit more?

[Soonerson1975]

I'm not picky, but what I'd really like in a Mississippi girl is someone who is young, quirky, a little on the nerdy side, shorter than me, and has red hair. Extra bonus points if she is UDC and still lives in the same plantation that has been in her family since before the war.

Dude, you don't need to be that picky, you just need to get it wet

[afs]

I'm not picky, but what I'd really like in a Mississippi girl is someone who is young, quirky, a little on the nerdy side, shorter than me, and has red hair. Extra bonus points if she is UDC and still lives in the same plantation that has been in her family since before the war.


UDC = female KKK? :confused:

[SicEmBaylor]

UDC = female KKK? :confused:

No

[SunnySooner]

SicEm, honey, I've got so much metal in my body, I get the whole 9 yards every damn time I fly, and I gotta say, I think a real live girl will do ya better. Don't give up darlin'. Just ask out every cute girl you meet, the worst thing she'll do is say no, and you might be surprised at who'll say yes. A big brain is a powerful thing, Ebby Calvin. ;)

[olevetonahill]

SicEm, honey, I've got so much metal in my body, I get the whole 9 yards every damn time I fly, and I gotta say, I think a real live girl will do ya better. Don't give up darlin'. Just ask out every cute girl you meet, the worst thing she'll do is say no, and you might be surprised at who'll say yes. A big brain is a powerful thing, Ebby Calvin. ;)

Aint nuthin big on Sic em :eek:

[OUinFLA]

SicEm, honey, I've got so much metal in my body, I get the whole 9 yards every damn time I fly, and I gotta say, I think a real live girl will do ya better. Don't give up darlin'. Just ask out every cute girl you meet, the worst thing she'll do is say no, and you might be surprised at who'll say yes. A big brain is a powerful thing, Ebby Calvin. ;)

he tried a girl with a big brain once, that didnt work out too well.


Sic..... are you still driving the pink Miata? or the orange VW? or the Vespa?



just trying to arrive at some of the potential problems here.

[olevetonahill]

he tried a girl with a big brain once, that didnt work out too well.


Sic..... are you still driving the pink Miata? or the orange VW? or the Vespa?



just trying to arrive at some of the potential problems here.

Prolly the Miata. He wrecked the Orange VW . and some one stole his MoPed :eek:

[SoonerStormchaser]

Oh God.

^^^That's what SHE said!^^^

[SicEmBaylor]

Aint nuthin big on Sic em :eek:

My ego is pretty sizable.

[olevetonahill]

My mouth is pretty sizable.

:eek:

[Crucifax Autumn]

Jerk off on a public bus. If it doesn't get you laid, at least you get off.

[tommieharris91]

SicEm, listen to Sunny.

[SteelCitySooner]

^^ Always listen to my cuz Sunny.. She's a wise young lady...

[The]

Well I'm not going to follow you around, so that should make your decision much easier.

Why do we follow Poko, but not Twiltron? Aggie favoritism?

Poko has left me too many times, but the stoned aggie is always there for me. I think I have a lot to think about.

[soonercastor]

http://cdn.mashable.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/plentyoffish-s.png

[OKLA21FAN]

My ego is pretty sizable.

strap on? :pop:

[soonerchk]

Why do we follow Poko, but not Twiltron? Aggie favoritism?

Poko has left me too many times, but the stoned aggie is always there for me. I think I have a lot to think about.

I like it when they play hard to get.

[The]

I like it hard.

http://www.blogkindle.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/shocked.jpg

[Jammin']

I like it when they play hard to get.

Interesting, I only stalk chks that are easy.


Seems I have some things to consider as well.

[Jammin']

Why do we follow Poko, but not Twiltron? Aggie favoritism?

Poko has left me too many times, but the stoned aggie is always there for me. I think I have a lot to think about.

To be fair, I follow poko too. I cried when his skin thinned. True story.



well, not really true, more AggieTrue than anything.

[The]

Poko needs to return if we're really gonna get the band back together.

[soonerchk]

Poko needs to return if we're really gonna get the band back together.

Working on teh dyner and matteo as well.

[The]

Working on teh dyner and matteo as well.

Dyner is the key. Anybody know if Bjorn is out of jail yet?

[soonerchk]

Interesting, I only stalk chks that are easy.


Seems I have some things to consider as well.

You're pretty.

[Jammin']

You're pretty.

Your face is pretty.


yeah.

[Adrian]

Lots of repressed sexual tension on this thread...

[waynepayne]

Lots of depraved sexual tendencies on this thread...

fifyftw!

[SicEmBaylor]

fifyftw!

It could be a lot worse...Martin has yet to make an appearance.