View Full Version : If I Can't Find a Date...
SicEmBaylor
11/15/2010, 09:13 PM
I've decided that if I can't find a date within Q1 of next year then I'm going to start flying a LOT more often as a substitute. No issue with padding down my junk here.
Soonerson1975
11/15/2010, 09:18 PM
I'm new here, is this an ongoing problem?
AlbqSooner
11/15/2010, 09:20 PM
Ongoing yes. Problem - meh.
royalfan5
11/15/2010, 09:27 PM
Do you mean patting, or are you padding to potentially impress TSA workers only to disappoint them in the end?
SicEmBaylor
11/15/2010, 09:33 PM
Do you mean patting, or are you padding to potentially impress TSA workers only to disappoint them in the end?
I'm more worried about myself here. If they're disappointed that's their problem!
OKLA21FAN
11/15/2010, 09:36 PM
I've decided that if I can't find a date within Q1 of next year then I'm going to start flying a LOT more often as a substitute. No issue with padding down my junk here.
thats hawt! :pop:
TUSooner
11/16/2010, 10:19 AM
I'm more worried about myself here. If they're disappointed that's their problem!
Thank you for the opportunity to post this limerick I made up for Homey's weenie thread. :D
There once was a man from Dundee
Whose plonker was tragically wee.
Said the lass with a sigh,
"Who will that satisfy?"
Said the man, "It'll satisfy ME!"
TUSooner
11/16/2010, 12:49 PM
Dangit, people. I wrote the limerick of the year and you won't even read it! Prob'ly cuz your plonkers are so "tragically wee" that it hurts to read about 'em. :mad: Losers!!
:)
Dangit, people. I wrote the limerick of the year and you won't even read it! Prob'ly cuz your plonkers are so "tragically wee" that it hurts to read about 'em. :mad: Losers!!
:)
http://i.imgur.com/xEx6q.jpg
stoops the eternal pimp
11/16/2010, 01:05 PM
http://www.thewheelfx.com/lane/GIFS/JustLaughin.gif
badger
11/16/2010, 02:38 PM
Aren't girls at Ole Miss allegedly really hot or something, like Texas Tech hot except without the RRR? If so, can't you just waltz up to one and say "God fearing Republican. Let's get steak dinners and a non-offensive movie together?"
NormanPride
11/16/2010, 02:48 PM
I am confused as to what this thread means. SicEm is going to us a dong amplification device in order to fly standby with TSA agents?
http://i.imgur.com/JnGCy.jpg
TUSooner
11/16/2010, 03:15 PM
The, can't you PLEASE give the giant canned pictures a rest?
I compose a kick-asz limerick for the ages, and you come back with Internet Pics for Dummies.
<shakes head sadly>
PS- Get a job. Love, Dad
The, can't you PLEASE give the giant canned pictures a rest?
I compose a kick-asz limerick for the ages, and you come back with Internet Pics for Dummies.
<shakes head sadly>
PS- Get a job. Love, Dad
http://i.imgur.com/VCA6s.jpg
http://img593.imageshack.us/img593/2921/tumblrlbj4yx0yqm1qe0ecl.gif
Adrian
11/16/2010, 03:28 PM
http://www.globalhealingcenter.com/images/oxypowder/dumb-and-dumber.jpg
Jammin'
11/16/2010, 03:33 PM
Should this thread read "If I can't get a date..."?
finding people to date is easy. getting them to go on a date is, well, that's easy too.
getting them to have a three way with their twin sister? now that's a challenge.
getting them to have a three way with their twin sister? now that's a challenge.
I know a girl....
Jammin'
11/16/2010, 03:44 PM
I know a girl....
I can't decide on a proper answer so I'll give both:
Answer 1: I knew twins....
Or
Answer 2: Or should I say, she once knew me
I can't decide on a proper answer so I'll give both:
Answer 1: I knew twins....
Or
Answer 2: Or should I say, she once knew me
I miss DMC.
Or more specifically, her pics and stories.
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/anxiety.png
http://fascistsoup.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/pedobear.jpg
GrapevineSooner
11/16/2010, 03:54 PM
http://static.infowars.com/2010/11/i/article-images/cavitysearch.jpg
MR2-Sooner86
11/16/2010, 03:56 PM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51iWpj2RBvL._SL500_AA300_.jpg
Jammin'
11/16/2010, 03:58 PM
I miss DMC.
Or more specifically, her pics and stories.
I miss the pics too Teh.
Nice of you to say that about her stories as well.
tommieharris91
11/16/2010, 04:49 PM
Should this thread read "If I can't get a date..."?
finding people to date is easy. getting them to go on a date is, well, that's easy too.
You certainly don't know SicEm.
badger
11/16/2010, 05:08 PM
Don't give up, SicEm. I had tons of friends in high school and college that were wonderful people that were just never asked on dates.
So, in a nutshell, I'm telling you to channel your inner Baylor and stand proud, exclaiming to the world "I'm going bowling!" even when everyone laughs to your face, knowing that you haven't been bowl-eligible in a decade.
You are Baylor, dammit. Now GO BOWLING! :mad:
...that is to say, take a chick bowling. On a date.
tommieharris91
11/16/2010, 05:24 PM
http://www.empireonline.com/images/features/100greatestcharacters/photos/49.jpg
Adrian
11/16/2010, 05:33 PM
Maybe women in Mississippi have really, really high standards...
badger
11/16/2010, 05:51 PM
Maybe women in Mississippi have really, really high standards...
God bless Mississippi, ranking 50 in everything. :(
soonerchk
11/16/2010, 05:52 PM
Maybe women in Mississippi have really, really high standards...
The ones I know don't even require you to be unrelated.
Jammin'
11/16/2010, 05:57 PM
You certainly don't know SicEm.
Correct. I was making a general observation about the people I run around with and know.
And at one point in there I believe I alluded to some personal info. YWFTFM.
Correct. I was making a general observation about the people I run around with and know.
And at one point in there I believe I alluded to some personal info. YWFTFM.
Now you're sounding all cliquey and stuff.
Speaking of which, what are the cliques round here? Which one should I think about joining, and whom should I think about hating?
NormanPride
11/16/2010, 06:06 PM
Stay away from STEP and his crew. Their initiation will make you sore. And the Posse is bad for your liver.
Just become a sponsor. The Sponsor Gift is freaking sweet.
Jammin'
11/16/2010, 06:09 PM
Now you're sounding all cliquey and stuff.
Speaking of which, what are the cliques round here? Which one should I think about joining, and whom should I think about hating?
I'm in the "Stalking posters" clique. Though I can't decide if I should stalk or be stalked.
soonerchk
11/16/2010, 06:12 PM
Stay away from STEP and his crew. Their initiation will make you sore. And the Posse is bad for your liver.
Just become a sponsor. The Sponsor Gift is freaking sweet.
I was told that it take about 2 weeks worth of antibiotics to get rid of the Sponsor Gift.
I'm in the "Stalking posters" clique. Though I can't decide if I should stalk or be stalked.
Well I'm not going to follow you around, so that should make your decision much easier.
Adrian
11/16/2010, 06:18 PM
The ones I know don't even require you to be unrelated.
I wonder if SicEm still has all his pearly whites...
soonerchk
11/16/2010, 06:29 PM
I wonder if SicEm still has all his pearly whites...
If he has all his teeth and all his fingers, he's a catch.
SicEm, have you considered SEOK? I can totally get you laid there!
SicEmBaylor
11/16/2010, 06:38 PM
SicEm, have you considered SEOK? I can totally get you laid there!
Little Dixie is a no-go. I have way too much family down there....wouldn't want to risk it!
soonerchk
11/16/2010, 06:51 PM
Little Dixie is a no-go. I have way too much family down there....wouldn't want to risk it!
And yet Mississippi girls are too good for you?
SicEmBaylor
11/16/2010, 06:56 PM
And yet Mississippi girls are too good for you?
I'm not picky, but what I'd really like in a Mississippi girl is someone who is young, quirky, a little on the nerdy side, shorter than me, and has red hair. Extra bonus points if she is UDC and still lives in the same plantation that has been in her family since before the war.
olevetonahill
11/16/2010, 07:03 PM
Alright Sic here ya go. Heres 3 and you can do em all at the same time
http://www.thenutfactory.com/photos/fruit-dried-dates-deglett.jpg
Adrian
11/16/2010, 08:11 PM
I'm not picky, but what I'd really like in a Mississippi girl is someone who is young, quirky, a little on the nerdy side, shorter than me, and has red hair.
Pippi Longstocking?
C&CDean
11/16/2010, 08:37 PM
Oh God.
swardboy
11/16/2010, 08:42 PM
I'm not picky, but what I'd really like in a Mississippi girl is someone who is young, quirky, a little on the nerdy side, shorter than me, and has red hair. Extra bonus points if she is UDC and still lives in the same plantation that has been in her family since before the war.
Can you narrow it down a little bit more?
Soonerson1975
11/16/2010, 08:45 PM
I'm not picky, but what I'd really like in a Mississippi girl is someone who is young, quirky, a little on the nerdy side, shorter than me, and has red hair. Extra bonus points if she is UDC and still lives in the same plantation that has been in her family since before the war.
Dude, you don't need to be that picky, you just need to get it wet
I'm not picky, but what I'd really like in a Mississippi girl is someone who is young, quirky, a little on the nerdy side, shorter than me, and has red hair. Extra bonus points if she is UDC and still lives in the same plantation that has been in her family since before the war.
UDC = female KKK? :confused:
SicEmBaylor
11/16/2010, 09:53 PM
UDC = female KKK? :confused:
No
SunnySooner
11/16/2010, 10:19 PM
SicEm, honey, I've got so much metal in my body, I get the whole 9 yards every damn time I fly, and I gotta say, I think a real live girl will do ya better. Don't give up darlin'. Just ask out every cute girl you meet, the worst thing she'll do is say no, and you might be surprised at who'll say yes. A big brain is a powerful thing, Ebby Calvin. ;)
olevetonahill
11/16/2010, 10:28 PM
SicEm, honey, I've got so much metal in my body, I get the whole 9 yards every damn time I fly, and I gotta say, I think a real live girl will do ya better. Don't give up darlin'. Just ask out every cute girl you meet, the worst thing she'll do is say no, and you might be surprised at who'll say yes. A big brain is a powerful thing, Ebby Calvin. ;)
Aint nuthin big on Sic em :eek:
OUinFLA
11/16/2010, 10:31 PM
SicEm, honey, I've got so much metal in my body, I get the whole 9 yards every damn time I fly, and I gotta say, I think a real live girl will do ya better. Don't give up darlin'. Just ask out every cute girl you meet, the worst thing she'll do is say no, and you might be surprised at who'll say yes. A big brain is a powerful thing, Ebby Calvin. ;)
he tried a girl with a big brain once, that didnt work out too well.
Sic..... are you still driving the pink Miata? or the orange VW? or the Vespa?
just trying to arrive at some of the potential problems here.
olevetonahill
11/16/2010, 10:36 PM
he tried a girl with a big brain once, that didnt work out too well.
Sic..... are you still driving the pink Miata? or the orange VW? or the Vespa?
just trying to arrive at some of the potential problems here.
Prolly the Miata. He wrecked the Orange VW . and some one stole his MoPed :eek:
SoonerStormchaser
11/16/2010, 10:37 PM
Oh God.
^^^That's what SHE said!^^^
SicEmBaylor
11/16/2010, 10:47 PM
Aint nuthin big on Sic em :eek:
My ego is pretty sizable.
olevetonahill
11/16/2010, 10:55 PM
My mouth is pretty sizable.
:eek:
Crucifax Autumn
11/16/2010, 11:19 PM
Jerk off on a public bus. If it doesn't get you laid, at least you get off.
tommieharris91
11/17/2010, 12:53 AM
SicEm, listen to Sunny.
SteelCitySooner
11/17/2010, 01:12 AM
^^ Always listen to my cuz Sunny.. She's a wise young lady...
Well I'm not going to follow you around, so that should make your decision much easier.
Why do we follow Poko, but not Twiltron? Aggie favoritism?
Poko has left me too many times, but the stoned aggie is always there for me. I think I have a lot to think about.
soonercastor
11/17/2010, 09:14 AM
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OKLA21FAN
11/17/2010, 09:18 AM
My ego is pretty sizable.
strap on? :pop:
soonerchk
11/17/2010, 11:56 AM
Why do we follow Poko, but not Twiltron? Aggie favoritism?
Poko has left me too many times, but the stoned aggie is always there for me. I think I have a lot to think about.
I like it when they play hard to get.
I like it hard.
http://www.blogkindle.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/shocked.jpg
Jammin'
11/17/2010, 12:11 PM
I like it when they play hard to get.
Interesting, I only stalk chks that are easy.
Seems I have some things to consider as well.
Jammin'
11/17/2010, 12:14 PM
Why do we follow Poko, but not Twiltron? Aggie favoritism?
Poko has left me too many times, but the stoned aggie is always there for me. I think I have a lot to think about.
To be fair, I follow poko too. I cried when his skin thinned. True story.
well, not really true, more AggieTrue than anything.
Poko needs to return if we're really gonna get the band back together.
soonerchk
11/17/2010, 12:18 PM
Poko needs to return if we're really gonna get the band back together.
Working on teh dyner and matteo as well.
Working on teh dyner and matteo as well.
Dyner is the key. Anybody know if Bjorn is out of jail yet?
soonerchk
11/17/2010, 12:21 PM
Interesting, I only stalk chks that are easy.
Seems I have some things to consider as well.
You're pretty.
Jammin'
11/17/2010, 12:29 PM
You're pretty.
Your face is pretty.
yeah.
Adrian
11/17/2010, 09:13 PM
Lots of repressed sexual tension on this thread...
waynepayne
11/17/2010, 09:25 PM
Lots of depraved sexual tendencies on this thread...
fifyftw!
SicEmBaylor
11/17/2010, 09:28 PM
fifyftw!
It could be a lot worse...Martin has yet to make an appearance.
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