Coach Briles

[olevetonahill]

Eats Green gummy bears

[soonercastor]

...has NEVER beaten OU

[Whet]

... talks too much about his piles!

[KBoomer11]

Thanks God every night for Robert Griffin.

[OU_Sooners75]

...thinks he actually has a good football program in Wacko!

[AlbqSooner]

Eats geen gummy boogers, kinda like Chase.

[ictsooner7]

...thinks he actually has a good football program in Wacko!

........KNOWS he has a good football team. Our coaching staff better not choke on the road AGAIN or we will lose.

[Keller Sooner]

Momma wears combat boots to church and Briles laces them up for her! :D

[OUthunder]

Thinks that Mr. Green Jeans should be the school's AD.

[StoopTroup]

Is trying to set a bear trap but caught his weenus in it instead....

[CrimsonJim]

Is trying to set a bear trap but caught his weenus in it instead....

That sounds painful...

[CrimsonJim]

...should have stayed at Houston.

[cyclonesooner]

is maybe the most self-centered, ego maniac, turd coaches that I have the misfortune of knowing and competing against.

[yankee]

...likes the david koresh fanpage on facebook.

[WA. Sooner]

Set up a prep dance for homecoming

[WA. Sooner]

Drive with his left blinker going all the time

[pac10SUX]

Momma wears combat boots to church and Briles laces them up for her! :D

And looks up her dress. :eek:

[En_Fuego]

Uses these to brush his teeth

http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p318/thewindcries7/800px-Brillo_soap_pads.jpg

[Crucifax Autumn]

...has a torture dungeon under his house.

[Whet]

... refers to the training facility as "the compound."

[KantoSooner]

will have his name confused with our leading receiver by Bob Barry, at least once, I predict.

[Soonerntxs]

knows what bear scat looks & smells like!

[olevetonahill]

knows what bear scat looks,smells & Tastes like!

FIFY :D

[SoonerDomiNation]

Grabs his weenus everytime RGIII scrambles.

[Crucifax Autumn]

...Likes peanut butter and tuna sandwiches.

[olevetonahill]

Is BFF with Biker Fox

[madillsoonerfan5353]

.....is pissed that his wife has Bieber fever, and hopes the government finds a cure quick.

[reddfoxx]

... doesn't recognize his friends in the liquor store.

[Danielyork]

DRVs Oprah, and watches it with RGIII

[Whet]

... keeps a package of pop rocks in his pocket, just in case.

[Mad Dog Madsen]

...will give OU the "bearclaw" this Saturday.

http://www.baylor.edu/content/imglib/56046.jpg

[badger]

...due to budget constraints, must walk from campus with his team to the stadium before games.

[Dio]

...listens to his Carpenters 8 tracks when he needs a good cry

[Crucifax Autumn]

...has a life sized statue of Amy Grant in his front yard.

[kelloggOUballa]

says if it's his day to buy lunch, forget your billfold.

[TheHumanAlphabet]

Asks TSA for that "special" hand check when he flies across the country.

[Crucifax Autumn]

...is a member of the Glee Party.

[Soonerntxs]

has asked if we will yell "HOME OF THE SOONERS!" this weekend!!!!!

[OUmillenium]

DRVs Oprah, and watches it with RGIII

Deepsea Rescue Vehicle?

[OUmillenium]

...also goes by Bri

[StoopTroup]

...will be wearing Spanxs during the game.

http://cdn.thefrisky.com/images/uploads/MenShapewear_10710_main.jpg

[Soonerntxs]

Is trying out as a CORKSOAKER after the loss on Sat! (SNL, for you OLTimers)

[cjames317]

... said he'll ask for Holly Holiday next time he needs a substitute coach.

[deweydw]

... has Winnie the Pooh underwear.

[Danielyork]

Deepsea Rescue Vehicle?

Lmao, meant DVR

[Cornfed]

Hates answering questions from reporters about his home game woes.

[OK2U]

... Briles' last words before being put to death in a Texas state penitentiary will be "Boomer Sooner..."

[BoomerJ]

...will give OU the "bearclaw" this Saturday.

http://www.baylor.edu/content/imglib/56046.jpg

Teaches a class at Baylor called HOW TO GET TO SECOND BASE 101.

[Crucifax Autumn]

...Thinks Colbert's fears are unfounded.

[Crucifax Autumn]

...once fell asleep stoned in a Taco Bell drivethrough too.

[Crucifax Autumn]

...doesn't have to tell his players not to do a TD dance.

[Landthief 1972]

Thinks Reverend Shaw Moore was completely within his rights when he fought against Ren McCormack and those other hoodlums when they tried to dance in town.

[cjames317]

... has been humming that Cee Lo song a lot this week.

[Crucifax Autumn]

...own the DVD set of the Vampire Diaries.

[Crucifax Autumn]

...killed a girl in 1990.

[Crucifax Autumn]

...is still trying to master Pong.

[Crucifax Autumn]

...thinks faking injuries is good football strategy.

[cjames317]

... has a Heisman contender QB

http://www.baylorbears.com/blog/this_is_bear_country.html#heisman-letter

[OhU1]

... consults with Sic Em on game plan and strategy.

[Mad Dog Madsen]

... has a Heisman contender QB

http://www.baylorbears.com/blog/this_is_bear_country.html#heisman-letter

Even Landry got one of those... :rolleyes:

[allanace16]

... supported Josh Jarboe's rap career.

[BoomerJ]

Doesn't believe in fornication while standing up.....





..because it might lead to dancing.

[King Crimson]

buys tighty whiteys at garage sales.

[olevetonahill]

buys tighty whiteys at garage sales.

And cant understand the Yellow in the front brown in the back concept.

[Soonerntxs]

flips those tighty whiteys insideout and gets two weeks wear out em, he's on week 2 this week so buy OU side tickets un less you wana smmmmeeeeelllllaaa thhhhaaaaa fur those are growin!

[cjames317]

... has a LOT of tickets left over from those a&m and OU two-packs.

[OUmillenium]

...is kind of a big deal and has many fine books that smell of rich mohagany

[Crucifax Autumn]

...thinks Chaz Bono is HAWT!