View Full Version : Coach Briles
olevetonahill
11/14/2010, 05:58 PM
Eats Green gummy bears
soonercastor
11/14/2010, 05:59 PM
...has NEVER beaten OU
... talks too much about his piles!
KBoomer11
11/14/2010, 06:07 PM
Thanks God every night for Robert Griffin.
OU_Sooners75
11/14/2010, 06:09 PM
...thinks he actually has a good football program in Wacko!
AlbqSooner
11/14/2010, 06:10 PM
Eats geen gummy boogers, kinda like Chase.
ictsooner7
11/14/2010, 07:39 PM
...thinks he actually has a good football program in Wacko!
........KNOWS he has a good football team. Our coaching staff better not choke on the road AGAIN or we will lose.
Keller Sooner
11/14/2010, 07:49 PM
Momma wears combat boots to church and Briles laces them up for her! :D
OUthunder
11/14/2010, 08:06 PM
Thinks that Mr. Green Jeans should be the school's AD.
StoopTroup
11/14/2010, 08:29 PM
Is trying to set a bear trap but caught his weenus in it instead....
CrimsonJim
11/14/2010, 08:30 PM
Is trying to set a bear trap but caught his weenus in it instead....
That sounds painful...
CrimsonJim
11/14/2010, 08:32 PM
...should have stayed at Houston.
cyclonesooner
11/15/2010, 12:41 AM
is maybe the most self-centered, ego maniac, turd coaches that I have the misfortune of knowing and competing against.
yankee
11/15/2010, 01:14 AM
...likes the david koresh fanpage on facebook.
WA. Sooner
11/15/2010, 02:13 AM
Set up a prep dance for homecoming
WA. Sooner
11/15/2010, 02:13 AM
Drive with his left blinker going all the time
pac10SUX
11/15/2010, 02:52 AM
Momma wears combat boots to church and Briles laces them up for her! :D
And looks up her dress. :eek:
En_Fuego
11/15/2010, 02:58 AM
Uses these to brush his teeth
http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p318/thewindcries7/800px-Brillo_soap_pads.jpg
Crucifax Autumn
11/15/2010, 03:54 AM
...has a torture dungeon under his house.
... refers to the training facility as "the compound."
KantoSooner
11/15/2010, 10:30 AM
will have his name confused with our leading receiver by Bob Barry, at least once, I predict.
Soonerntxs
11/15/2010, 10:32 AM
knows what bear scat looks & smells like!
olevetonahill
11/15/2010, 11:00 AM
knows what bear scat looks,smells & Tastes like!
FIFY :D
SoonerDomiNation
11/15/2010, 11:10 AM
Grabs his weenus everytime RGIII scrambles.
Crucifax Autumn
11/15/2010, 11:12 AM
...Likes peanut butter and tuna sandwiches.
olevetonahill
11/16/2010, 03:27 PM
Is BFF with Biker Fox
madillsoonerfan5353
11/16/2010, 03:35 PM
.....is pissed that his wife has Bieber fever, and hopes the government finds a cure quick.
reddfoxx
11/16/2010, 03:41 PM
... doesn't recognize his friends in the liquor store.
Danielyork
11/16/2010, 04:14 PM
DRVs Oprah, and watches it with RGIII
... keeps a package of pop rocks in his pocket, just in case.
Mad Dog Madsen
11/16/2010, 05:52 PM
...will give OU the "bearclaw" this Saturday.
http://www.baylor.edu/content/imglib/56046.jpg
badger
11/16/2010, 06:50 PM
...due to budget constraints, must walk from campus with his team to the stadium before games.
...listens to his Carpenters 8 tracks when he needs a good cry
Crucifax Autumn
11/16/2010, 11:51 PM
...has a life sized statue of Amy Grant in his front yard.
kelloggOUballa
11/17/2010, 12:00 AM
says if it's his day to buy lunch, forget your billfold.
TheHumanAlphabet
11/17/2010, 01:31 AM
Asks TSA for that "special" hand check when he flies across the country.
Crucifax Autumn
11/17/2010, 02:12 AM
...is a member of the Glee Party.
Soonerntxs
11/17/2010, 10:55 AM
has asked if we will yell "HOME OF THE SOONERS!" this weekend!!!!!
OUmillenium
11/17/2010, 11:02 AM
DRVs Oprah, and watches it with RGIII
Deepsea Rescue Vehicle?
OUmillenium
11/17/2010, 11:03 AM
...also goes by Bri
StoopTroup
11/17/2010, 11:07 AM
...will be wearing Spanxs during the game.
http://cdn.thefrisky.com/images/uploads/MenShapewear_10710_main.jpg
Soonerntxs
11/17/2010, 11:10 AM
Is trying out as a CORKSOAKER after the loss on Sat! (SNL, for you OLTimers)
cjames317
11/17/2010, 12:17 PM
... said he'll ask for Holly Holiday next time he needs a substitute coach.
deweydw
11/17/2010, 12:27 PM
... has Winnie the Pooh underwear.
Danielyork
11/17/2010, 03:08 PM
Deepsea Rescue Vehicle?
Lmao, meant DVR
Cornfed
11/17/2010, 03:32 PM
Hates answering questions from reporters about his home game woes.
... Briles' last words before being put to death in a Texas state penitentiary will be "Boomer Sooner..."
BoomerJ
11/18/2010, 12:15 AM
...will give OU the "bearclaw" this Saturday.
http://www.baylor.edu/content/imglib/56046.jpg
Teaches a class at Baylor called HOW TO GET TO SECOND BASE 101.
Crucifax Autumn
11/18/2010, 03:53 AM
...Thinks Colbert's fears are unfounded.
Crucifax Autumn
11/18/2010, 03:54 AM
...once fell asleep stoned in a Taco Bell drivethrough too.
Crucifax Autumn
11/18/2010, 03:54 AM
...doesn't have to tell his players not to do a TD dance.
Landthief 1972
11/18/2010, 09:31 AM
Thinks Reverend Shaw Moore was completely within his rights when he fought against Ren McCormack and those other hoodlums when they tried to dance in town.
cjames317
11/18/2010, 10:27 AM
... has been humming that Cee Lo song a lot this week.
Crucifax Autumn
11/18/2010, 10:29 AM
...own the DVD set of the Vampire Diaries.
Crucifax Autumn
11/18/2010, 10:30 AM
...killed a girl in 1990.
Crucifax Autumn
11/18/2010, 10:31 AM
...is still trying to master Pong.
Crucifax Autumn
11/18/2010, 10:33 AM
...thinks faking injuries is good football strategy.
cjames317
11/18/2010, 02:42 PM
... has a Heisman contender QB
http://www.baylorbears.com/blog/this_is_bear_country.html#heisman-letter
... consults with Sic Em on game plan and strategy.
Mad Dog Madsen
11/18/2010, 03:05 PM
... has a Heisman contender QB
http://www.baylorbears.com/blog/this_is_bear_country.html#heisman-letter
Even Landry got one of those... :rolleyes:
allanace16
11/18/2010, 08:02 PM
... supported Josh Jarboe's rap career.
BoomerJ
11/18/2010, 11:12 PM
Doesn't believe in fornication while standing up.....
..because it might lead to dancing.
King Crimson
11/19/2010, 03:10 AM
buys tighty whiteys at garage sales.
olevetonahill
11/19/2010, 03:28 AM
buys tighty whiteys at garage sales.
And cant understand the Yellow in the front brown in the back concept.
Soonerntxs
11/19/2010, 10:35 AM
flips those tighty whiteys insideout and gets two weeks wear out em, he's on week 2 this week so buy OU side tickets un less you wana smmmmeeeeelllllaaa thhhhaaaaa fur those are growin!
cjames317
11/19/2010, 10:48 AM
... has a LOT of tickets left over from those a&m and OU two-packs.
OUmillenium
11/19/2010, 01:03 PM
...is kind of a big deal and has many fine books that smell of rich mohagany
Crucifax Autumn
11/20/2010, 07:26 AM
...thinks Chaz Bono is HAWT!
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