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The
11/12/2010, 02:46 PM
Muscle-flexing man accused of terrorizing people in Milwaukie (http://www.kgw.com/news/local/Portland-man-arrested-for-Milwaukie-assault-spree-107263628.html)

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MILWAUKIE -- Police arrested a Portland man for a crime spree last October that involved a series of unprovoked attacks in Milwaukie.
Dispatchers got a call about 9:30 on Oct. 31 about a man who had gone up to another man at the downtown TriMet mall and shoved him to the ground.
About 20 minutes later, police got a call about a large, aggressive man who had approached St. John the Baptist Catholic Church near 25th and Washington.
The caller said the stranger was swinging his arms and flexing his muscles as he jumped onto the hood of a car with people inside. He shattered the car's windshield and ran away.
About 10:25, a woman reported that a large man came out of the bushes at the Milwaukie Market, 10830 Oak Street, and confronted her.
The woman tried to walk away from the stranger, who grabbed sharp rocks from nearby railroad tracks and started throwing them at her. One of them hit her in the neck. She described the man as over six feet tall, weighing over 230 pounds.
Police tried to track the suspect with a K9 dog, but lost the trail.
The next day, workers at a Safeway at 42nd and King reported an unsettling situation with a customer, who matched the description of the suspect from the night before.
With further investigation, police were able to identify the suspect and where he lived.
Mark D. Siebenmorgen was arrested on Nov. 4 at his home, 9030 SE Stark Street, Apartment 3, in Portland.
He was taken to the Clackamas County jail on accusations of first-degree criminal mischief, fourth degree assault, and menacing.

Mjcpr
11/12/2010, 02:58 PM
Milwaukie?

The
11/12/2010, 02:59 PM
Making jokes can prove redundant.

Mjcpr
11/12/2010, 03:19 PM
Making jokes can prove redundant.

Age is a high price to pay for maturity.

The
11/12/2010, 03:21 PM
Age is a high price to pay for maturity.

Mature jocularity can't prevent rust.

Mjcpr
11/12/2010, 03:22 PM
Mature jocularity can't prevent rust.

A calm sea does not make a skilled sailor.

The
11/12/2010, 03:23 PM
A calm sea does not make a skilled sailor.

Malevolent jigs capsize ponderous rowboats.

Mjcpr
11/12/2010, 03:27 PM
Malevolent jigs capsize ponderous rowboats.

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

jumperstop
11/12/2010, 03:29 PM
Wouldn't be hard to identify this guy...

The
11/12/2010, 03:30 PM
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

Magnanimous jealousy conceals prejudiced responses.

NormanPride
11/12/2010, 03:34 PM
Asinine conversations preclude informational discourse.

The
11/12/2010, 03:35 PM
Asinine conversations preclude informational discourse.

Maybe jesus can post reviews.

NormanPride
11/12/2010, 03:39 PM
I'm kind of surprised we don't have a Jesus troll here. I guess we have shamu, and that's close enough for me.

sooner59
11/12/2010, 06:20 PM
I'm kind of surprised we don't have a Jesus troll here. I guess we have shamu, and that's close enough for me.

:eek: :D

AlbqSooner
11/12/2010, 06:28 PM
Milwaukie?

The spelling is correct. It is in Oregon

Mjcpr
11/12/2010, 07:08 PM
The spelling is correct. It is in Oregon

Finally, an answer! :D

oumartin
11/12/2010, 07:25 PM
Finally, an answer! :D

no kiddin'. the people that act so intelligent is hard on my brain.

AlboSooner
11/12/2010, 07:31 PM
million dollar smile

A Sooner in Texas
11/12/2010, 11:38 PM
Milwaukie?
Clackamas County?
Schlimiel, schlimazel, Hasenpfeffer Incorporated!

SunnySooner
11/13/2010, 12:15 AM
Wonder what happened to his teeth...bet that's a good story. ;)

cantwait48
11/13/2010, 12:49 AM
oh, oregon, that explains it, we are the meth head/heroin junkie capitol of the US, nothing to see here. maybe the quacks could use him in the title game