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soonerchk
11/11/2010, 11:11 AM
http://www.live5news.com/Global/story.asp?S=13465624



Mouse-infested naked man tased, arrested for burglary, assault

SENECA, SC (WCSC) - A burglary call for Oconee County sheriff's deputies turned bizarre Monday morning when their suspect was found naked with a mouse in his rectum and apparently drugged, an incident report shows.

Authorities responded to Bernwood Circle near the town of Seneca late Monday morning after a resident complained of a burglar. When deputies arrived, they found Noah Smith, 31, lying face down and naked inside the doorway of the victim's home, the report stated.

When the deputy tried to make contact with Smith, he slapped the deputy. In return, the deputy deployed his taser, which had no effect on Smith, the report stated.

With reinforcements, deputies approached Smith again in the victim's bedroom. A deputy managed to handcuff Smith before he jumped off the victim's bed and tried to kick other deputies in the room, the report stated.

Then, according to the report, Smith was pepper sprayed. Undeterred, Smith continued to kick at the officers and otherwise evade capture. He was struck with a police baton several times, and Smith attempted to bite the deputy.

Smith's head and mouth were covered with a blanket to prevent him from biting and he was wrestled down so shackles could be placed on his legs and his arms were hog-tied, the report stated. An EMS crew responded and provided a stretcher to which Smith was tied.

Deputies and officers from the Seneca Police Department opined that Smith might have been high on mushrooms, and identified equipment that could be used to get high in the victim's home.

During a medical exam at a nearby hospital, medical personnel found a mouse tail hanging from Smith's rectum. An X-ray revealed a mouse lodged inside Smith.

He told emergency room personnel that he could not remember what had happened to him.

After the medical exam, he was charged with resisting arrest, 1st and 3rd degree assault a battery charges, and indecent exposure. Smith was transported to the Oconee County Detention Center.

The
11/11/2010, 11:14 AM
Deputies and officers from the Seneca Police Department opined that Smith might have been high on mushrooms, and identified equipment that could be used to get high in the victim's home.

Mushrooms? Try PCP.

sooner59
11/11/2010, 11:27 AM
What kind of stupid *** police would witness all of that and conclude that shrooms were the cause? That is the easiest case of PCP-crazed tirade imaginable. Tell those idiots to hand in their badges.

stoopified
11/11/2010, 11:31 AM
This guy's name wasn't Mathis, was it?

batonrougesooner
11/11/2010, 11:34 AM
You'd have to tase me too bro if I had a mouse in my anoose. Just saying

soonerchk
11/11/2010, 11:48 AM
This guy's name wasn't Mathis, was it?

Mouse, not gerbil.

The
11/11/2010, 11:56 AM
Gerbils are more curious and fight for their lives. Mice just... die.

StoopTroup
11/11/2010, 12:59 PM
NSFW

http://ladybunny.net/blog/uploaded_images/6th%20Halloween%20Bash%20-%2028%20-%20Matt%20with%20his%20Richard%20Gere%20Gerbil-741589.jpg

sooneron
11/11/2010, 01:14 PM
Reminds me of an awesome SP episode...

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Soonerfan88
11/11/2010, 02:02 PM
BTW, the hospital has stated the report was misread - it was a mouse cord hanging out, not mouse tail. The actual mistype in the report said "mouse could."

Is it better or worse that it wasn't a rodent up his ***?

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/animals/mouse-found-lodged-inside-naked-arrestee

soonerchk
11/11/2010, 02:05 PM
BTW, the hospital has stated the report was misread - it was a mouse cord hanging out, not mouse tail. The actual mistype in the report said "mouse could."

Is it better or worse that it wasn't a rodent up his ***?

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/animals/mouse-found-lodged-inside-naked-arrestee

Worse. Unless the electronic mouse had some kind of remote working it.

StoopTroup
11/11/2010, 02:12 PM
Reminds me of an awesome SP episode...

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I saw the South Park Scott Tenorman episode this morning. Ultimate Revenge....lol

http://static.tvfanatic.com/images/gallery/scott-tenorman-picture_457x341.jpg

SoonerLVZ
11/11/2010, 02:15 PM
No animal cruelty charge?