Missle Launch of Cali Coast

[SoonerLVZ]

I am sure that just a test that was done, but still, makes me feel nice and warm inside.

"Nobody within the Department of Defense that we've reached out to has been able to explain what this contrail is, where it came from," Pentagon spokesman Col. Dave Lapan said. "So far, we've come up empty with any explanation."

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/11/09/national/main7037857.shtml?tag=topnews

[Scott D]

it was launched by tommieharris91 on behalf of hitler.

[tommieharris91]

Give it a few hours and you'll feel nothing.

[soonerchk]

It's all Kevin Wilson's fault.

[SoonerLVZ]

It's all Kevin Wilson's fault.

So it's an offensive weapon, not defense?

[soonerinkaty]

Alien.

[soonerchk]

So it's an offensive weapon, not defense?

Yeah, but it doesn't take much to block it.

[SCOUT]

Sorry about that. We put too much baking soda in the two liter bottle and it just took off.

[StoopTroup]

WE have ICBMs? Who knew?

[olevetonahill]

Dayum, LAS been to the Gun Shows again :rolleyes:

[StoopTroup]

:D

[KABOOKIE]

This administration is pitiful! How can they let things like this happen and not know about it! Ugh, this is what happens when you have an arrogant idiot for a president.

[LosAngelesSooner]

Dayum, LAS been to the Gun Shows again :rolleyes:This shot was LONGER than 1,000 yards.

;)

[olevetonahill]

This shot was LONGER than 1,000 yards.

;)

Of course it was, They are gonna hang a Plaque up with yer name on it aint they.:rolleyes:

[soonerinkaty]

This administration is pitiful! How can they let things like this happen and not know about it! Ugh, this is what happens when you have an arrogant idiot for a president.

I have a feeling the Navy knows who's responsible, but not telling.

[Blue]

And they're saying it's a jet contrail? Any idiot with eyes can see its a rocket. And it doesn't look 30 miles off the coast. It would be moving much faster. More like a couple hundred miles out to sea.

It's hard to believe anything you see and hear these days.

[soonerinkaty]

That's why we should believe half of what we see and none of what we hear.

[Breadburner]

Some Lib just found out they lost the House.....

[oudavid1]

FIRE WILSON!

[SanJoaquinSooner]

damned ex-marines .... selling missiles to street gangs again.

[Scott D]

you sure they weren't marines that were going to blow up san fran from the alcatraz and needed sean connery and nick cage to save us?

[stoopified]

Alien.Illegal?

[Scott D]

Illegal?

Phil Collins?

[olevetonahill]

damned ex-marines .... selling missiles to street gangs again.

It wernt Jar heads ya Bean eater. It were Las trying out the toys he bot at the gun show.:P

[Pricetag]

http://www.oakridgehobbies.com/media/catalog/category/main_rocket_1.jpg

[SanJoaquinSooner]

It wernt Jar heads ya Bean eater. It were Las trying out the toys he bot at the gun show.:P

maybe....

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_ex_marines_weapons_gangs

[GKeeper316]

This administration is pitiful! How can they let things like this happen and not know about it! Ugh, this is what happens when you have an arrogant idiot for a president.

who says he didnt know about it?

[GKeeper316]

you sure they weren't marines that were going to blow up san fran from the alcatraz and needed sean connery and nick cage to save us?

marines dont mutiny.

[TUSooner]

Alien.

But is it an ILLEGAL alien. (Makes all the diff, y'know.)

dang, somebody beat me to it again. :O

[Scott D]

marines dont mutiny.

don't tell Ed Harris

[saucysoonergal]

It was a fricken airplane people. All the experts said so on the morning shows.

[GDC]

It is just another chemtrail, saturating us with mind-control substances.

[tommieharris91]

It was a fricken airplane people. All the experts said so on the morning shows.

It's more fun talking about conspiracies.

[Oldnslo]

It was a weather balloon, reacting to swamp gasses.

[sooner ngintunr]

Airplane. Riiight.

[soonerinkaty]

It was the Chinee!

[The]

IT WAS....

US Airways Flight 808???

That sucks. (http://blog.bahneman.com/content/it-was-us-airways-flight-808)

[KABOOKIE]

It was a fricken airplane people. All the experts said so on the morning shows.

And the sheeple continue on....

[KABOOKIE]

who says he didnt know about it?

If the Menthol Man knew about it, he would've told everyone a thousand times over by now and then thrown in a dig about how GWB screwed it up.

[soonerinkaty]

So your saying a commercial jetliner launched from the middle of the ocean? Totally plausible bro!

[GDC]

http://www.90s411.com/images/x-files-cigarette-smoking-man.jpg

[sooner59]

A commercial airline made that? I'm sold.

[GDC]

"East of the Rockies, you're on the air..."

[Ike]

http://www.platformnation.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/art-bell.jpg

[batonrougesooner]

No airplane. That wasn't just a contrail. That was exhaust.

[The]

No airplane. That wasn't just a contrail. That was exhaust.


OMG... it's happening everyday...
http://blog.bahneman.com/imagebrowser/view/imagecache/277/425px_wide

at the exact same time....

[soonerchk]

Should I get my tinfoil hat ready?

[The]

Should I get my tinfoil hat ready?

You should go hide in the basement.

[soonerchk]

You should go hide in the basement.

That's where I keep BikerFox.

[The]

That's where I keep BikerFox.

You should let him out.

[texaspokieokie]

yep, just a con trail.

[soonerchk]

You should let him out.

I should. But I won't.

[The]

I should. But I won't.

You'll pay for this.

[Boomer.....]

I should. But I won't.

There's enough room for you, him, and his pack of raccoons.

[sooner ngintunr]

Glad we picked it up on radar with no problem.:rolleyes:

[StoopTroup]

You should let him out.

Some of us wish he wouldn't.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

I launched a missile just about 5 minutes ago hear at work...I've got video if anyone wants to see

[IB4OU2]

I launched a missile just about 5 minutes ago hear at work...I've got video if anyone wants to see


Pat may...he wants to see pictures of Uranus too.

[JohnnyMack]

I launched a missile just about 5 minutes ago hear at work...I've got video if anyone wants to see

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_gP1P-slPbm4/S6_Ve2tOt8I/AAAAAAAACTI/HJ9ODasbSho/s1600/poo-28215.jpg

[Penguin]

Occam's Razor.


Or, it could be a ZOMG!! A MISSILE!! FOR REALZ, YO! ONOZ!!!!

[stoops the eternal pimp]

http://www.thewheelfx.com/lane/GIFS/ChappelleCrap.gif

[batonrougesooner]

OMG... it's happening everyday...
http://blog.bahneman.com/imagebrowser/view/imagecache/277/425px_wide

at the exact same time....

Ok. Well after reading the latest story on it happening everyday I'm thinking maybe it was a contrail. Odd looking contrail though.

[The]

Ok. Well after reading the latest story on it happening everyday I'm thinking maybe it was a contrail. Odd looking contrail though.

Unless...

THAT'S JUST WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK.....:gary:

[batonrougesooner]

Unless...

THAT'S JUST WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK.....:gary:

I better build a shelter until we're sure don't you think?

[soonerinkaty]

If NORAD and the Pentagon don't know what it is for five minutes, let alone two days, it sure as hell ain't a plane. What BS are they trying to pull?

Besides, we've been flying jets for decades, why no "mystery missle" before? I guess this happens every day then, right? Hmmm...

[tommieharris91]

If NORAD and the Pentagon don't know what it is for five minutes, let alone two days, it sure as hell ain't a plane. What BS are they trying to pull?

Besides, we've been flying jets for decades, why no "mystery missle" before? I guess this happens every day then, right? Hmmm...

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_4IqAMwAGn1w/SNircsMsOkI/AAAAAAAAHQ0/MsYRF4oglw0/s400/its_a_conspiracy.jpg

[SoonerEMT]

It was a fricken airplane people. All the experts said so on the morning shows.

Do you believe everything "experts" on morning shows say?
Or what the government wants you to believe?

http://www.pandemicfluonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/tinfoilHat.jpg

[soonerinkaty]

Your sarcasm meter is broken.

[SunnySooner]

The military knows things you don't want to know. And you don't want to know the military knows. Srsly. Continue in bliss, all is fine. ;)

[SoonerEMT]

Your sarcasm meter is broken.

No, I think it is working just fine... I got the sarcasm in SSG's post...

Thanks for checking...

[StoopTroup]

I don't know if you all remember the Star Trek "First Contact"?

Warp drive will be here soon. Talk about going Green.

[soonercruiser]

The military knows things you don't want to know. And you don't want to know the military knows. Srsly. Continue in bliss, all is fine. ;)

Yes~!
Why do yu think that there are all the military and DOD officials coming out talking about UFOs and stuff that the govment has denied?
You want the truth?
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!!!

[MR2-Sooner86]

I don't know if you all remember the Star Trek "First Contact"?

Warp drive will be here soon. Talk about going Green.

But as soon as we discover warp drive....

HOLY ****ING **** THE GOD DAMN BORG ARE COMING!!! IT'S THEM!!!! ****ING RUN PEOPLE!!!! RUN RUN RUN MOTHER ****ERS!!!!!

[GDC]

Used to see all kinds of cool and weird things in the skies over New Mexico, from stealth fighters to who knows wtf it was. Also, they have finished the spaceport near Truth or Consequences, so if you have $200K laying around you can go into space.

http://www.truthnews.com.au/storage/images/chemtrails.jpg

[Breadburner]

I shot a heat seeking moisture missle at the G.F. last night....Scored a direct hit....

[Pricetag]

If this was really a missile launch, wouldn't the Russians have detected it and had something to say? I don't think they'd miss a chance to make us look silly with all our military personnel saying it wasn't a missile.

[1890MilesToNorman]

Pulled pork sammiches are good!