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C&CDean

11/8/2010, 03:08 PM

OK, we lost another game. It's time to put down your Kevin Wilson voodoo dolls. Time to throw some water on your burning effigy of Venables. Time to get the **** over it and move on. Being an optimistic sort, I choose to look on the bright side. No matter how many times this team bashes our souls onto the jagged rocks of defeat, there's always BEER!! And whiskey!! And OVJ!! And fajitas!!

Details for the Taco Tech tailgate:

Time: Tailgate will start around 11-ish and the food will be ready about noonish. Or whatever. I'll be there around 09:00 or so to set up, and the beer will be cold by 10 or so.

Where: You know, the same place as always.

Menu: Fajitas & tacos. Momma and I were discussing what to do for this tailgate, and we kicked a lot of things around. Since we're playing taco tech, it made better sense than some of the other options. So there you have it. We'll have chicken & beef fajitas, ground beef tacos, peppers/onion, cheese, sour cream, salsa, lettuce, tomatoes, jalapenos, etc. If you'd like to bring a dish, please bring something that goes with Mexican and/or a dessert.

Beverages: We'll have the usual assortment of beverages in the usual amount. When they're gone, they're gone. If you don't like what we provide, please feel free to BYOB.

Who is welcome: Once again, everyone. Even you Leroid.

Cost: As always, free. Please feel free to donate to the tip jar and/or purchase raffle tickets from Homey by the TV. Without your generous donations we cannot continue the tailgates in the high-fallutin' style to which we've become accustomed.

Tips from management: Enjoy yourself in a great way. Please be responsible and insure those friends/family you bring with you do the same. Please do not tell your entire neighborhood there's a free tailgate so bring all your relations on over and grub/drink for nada. Please do not bitch if we run out of food/drinks. Please let me know if you see someone being irresponsible or displaying any behavior that is out-of-line. Please introduce yourself if you are a poster so we know who you are and identify any friends/family who are with you.

VERY IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT

This is the tailgate we do our drawing for the groovy raffle items. We will be having the raffle at 1:15-1:20 or somewhere real close to that. You do not have to be present to win (if you've already bought raffle tickets) but it's a lot more fun if you are. Oklahomey will be selling raffle tickets right up until the time of the raffle itself. All proceeds go to offset the cost of providing the tailgates.

instigator

11/8/2010, 03:52 PM

Love me some fajitas!!

soonersweetie

11/8/2010, 04:30 PM

Sounds good Dean. Dad and I will be there as usual.

soonerbrat

11/8/2010, 05:53 PM

i will bring dessert this time. last time there weren't many.

ardmorebob1

11/8/2010, 05:58 PM

where? id love to come.

StoopTroup

11/8/2010, 06:27 PM

Can I bring a galvanized trashcan to burn dooshbags in? If it's chilly it might be a good way to keep warm.

bluedogok

11/8/2010, 10:36 PM

We plan on making it up this year
Hopefully my wife will make some cookies, she got both OU and Tech cookie cutters earlier this year.

StoopTroup

11/8/2010, 11:04 PM

Cookies sound like a good idea.....

http://cdn3.ioffer.com/img/item/501/595/76/o_IMG_4971_1.jpg

C&CDean

11/9/2010, 09:13 AM

Dude, now you've got to bring them.

C&CDean

11/9/2010, 09:14 AM

where? id love to come.

Northwest corner of Jenkins and Boyd on the West side of the Casa Blanca building in the parking lot.

Soonerwake

11/9/2010, 09:15 AM

Dude, now you've got to bring them.

Do you know how I know you're a nerd?? :D

C&CDean

11/9/2010, 09:18 AM

Do you know how I know you're a nerd?? :D

By the girth of my penis?

Howzit

11/9/2010, 09:24 AM

Or lack thereof.

stoops the eternal pimp

11/9/2010, 09:24 AM

don't pay any tention to him wake...its not very girthy

Howzit

11/9/2010, 09:25 AM

Thanks for clearing that up.

stoops the eternal pimp

11/9/2010, 09:28 AM

you know what they say about great minds....they know girth

Howzit

11/9/2010, 09:32 AM

Or lack thereof.

Girth.

Not great minds.

Actually...maybe both.

stoops the eternal pimp

11/9/2010, 09:34 AM

are you going to be there saturday?

Howzit

11/9/2010, 09:47 AM

I will. My niece and her husband have been in Germany, where he is stationed. They are in town, he is getting ready to deploy to Afghanistan, and he wants to go to an OU game and a tailgate. I thought I would bring them.

C&CDean

11/9/2010, 09:51 AM

Howzit

11/9/2010, 10:08 AM

Your words say "go go" but your boner says "stay stay."

Soonerwake

11/9/2010, 10:37 AM

We can always count on you guys to gay up a thread...

For those who were thinking of coming to their first tailgate, there is no foot tapping in these portapotties... as far as I know... :D

stoops the eternal pimp

11/9/2010, 10:38 AM

you started it gimpy

Soonerwake

11/9/2010, 10:47 AM

BTW, there will be no boot this week. The boot is gone... :D

The gimpy won't go with it though... :(

diegosooner

11/9/2010, 10:47 AM

Sounds delicious. Too bad I can't make it.

stoops the eternal pimp

11/9/2010, 10:48 AM

BTW, there will be no boot this week. The boot is gone... :D

The gimpy won't go with it though... :(

foot race...me and you...saturday..

Soonerwake

11/9/2010, 10:55 AM

foot race...me and you...saturday..

I'm resting up for the Iron Man. Plus, my contract with Nike only allows me to run in sanctioned races.

But, if you're up for a fajita-eating race....

stoops the eternal pimp

11/9/2010, 11:01 AM

sorry...I cant get involved in that...I've been permabanned from dropping deuce rockets in the portapoopers

Soonerwake

11/9/2010, 11:10 AM

sorry...I cant get involved in that...I've been permabanned from dropping deuce rockets in the portapoopers

If you had used the men's potty and not the women's, you may not have been banned in the first place. Mrs. Dean don't play when it comes to adherence to the potty rules...

C&CDean

11/9/2010, 11:13 AM

If you had used the men's potty and not the women's, you may not have been banned in the first place. Mrs. Dean don't play when it comes to adherence to the potty rules...

Well in all fairness, he was in critical condition and couldn't find the "BOYS" room so he stepped it up and used the Sooner Girls turlet - which will get you some serious timeout from momma. She doesn't like having to hover cause you guys **** all over the walls, seat, and especially all over that drinking fountain in there.

Soonerwake

11/9/2010, 11:17 AM

I just wish I knew how they got that couch in there. And the chandelier is a nice touch..

Howzit

11/9/2010, 11:22 AM

What was this thread about?

soonerbrat

11/9/2010, 11:39 AM

I'm resting up for the Iron Man. Plus, my contract with Nike only allows me to run in sanctioned races.

But, if you're up for a fajita-eating race....

nevermind....i just saw there is no boot.

budbarrybob

11/9/2010, 12:02 PM

Just a question or two. The tailgate is on the east side of the stadium jenkins/boyd right? Since I've never been, how can I identify it? Well, unless leroy actually looks like his avatar then...

C&CDean

11/9/2010, 12:06 PM

Just a question or two. The tailgate is on the east side of the stadium jenkins/boyd right? Since I've never been, how can I identify it? Well, unless leroy actually looks like his avatar then...

No, the tailgate is directly North of the stadium. Corner of Jenkins and Boyd in the parking lot of the Casa Blanca building. West side of the building.

Look for the dashingly handsome young man with the bald head, or just ask anyone "is this the SF.com tailgate?" It ain't hard.

Soonerwake

11/9/2010, 12:08 PM

I've grown my hair out Dean. I thought you knew that. :D

Soonerwake

11/9/2010, 12:11 PM

What was this thread about?

I love these tailgate threads:

STEP gayness
something about toilets
crab salad
OVJ
Dean's penis
car keys

Howzit

11/9/2010, 12:17 PM

No, the tailgate is directly North of the stadium. Corner of Jenkins and Boyd in the parking lot of the Casa Blanca building. West side of the building.

Look for the dashingly handsome young man with the bald head, or just ask anyone "is this the SF.com tailgate?" It ain't hard.

I decided not to shave my head, Dean.

C&CDean

11/9/2010, 12:17 PM

I decided not to shave my head, Dean.

That's because you can't shave gray brillo pad.

Howzit

11/9/2010, 12:20 PM

It worked down there.

Howzit

11/9/2010, 12:21 PM

oops, that supposed to be a surprise.

StoopTroup

11/9/2010, 12:24 PM

This tailgate should be a blast....

http://www.wonderhowto.com/how-to-ignite-brillo-pad-249033/

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soonerbrat

11/9/2010, 12:42 PM

OUthunder

11/9/2010, 05:32 PM

Do I need to bring some refried beans? I hope that the OVJ is flowing freely.

soonerbrat

11/9/2010, 05:45 PM

Do I need to bring some refried beans? I hope that the OVJ is flowing freely.

the OVJ will be flowing freely. especially if it busts the bottle again.

olevetonahill

11/9/2010, 06:03 PM

the OVJ will be flowing freely. especially if it busts the bottle again.

:eek: :D

StoopTroup

11/9/2010, 06:12 PM

Old Vegetable Juice?

soonerbrat

11/10/2010, 08:27 AM

Old Vegetable Juice?

why yes. old fermented vegetable juice.

C&CDean

11/10/2010, 10:10 AM

Do I need to bring some refried beans? I hope that the OVJ is flowing freely.

We're good on the beans.

Momma is NOT making guacamole, so if anyone would like to make some that'd be great.

StoopTroup

11/10/2010, 04:50 PM

For the facilities....

http://www.funnypicturefunnyphoto.com/funny-picture-photo-sign-bathroom-mrapplegate-pic.jpg

StoopTroup

11/10/2010, 08:09 PM

I'm gonna put a little extra Doom on my burrito...

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soonersfanstationedinca

11/10/2010, 09:45 PM

This is my first post here. Im new from the Scout site. Im sick of that site due to people crying alot. Im glad to see people her be more lively and everything. Mr Dean you make me wish i was back in oklahoma just to come to your tailgate lol. I hope we destroy Tech and Have a Good Veterans Day. so everyone knows Im in the Armed Forces and I huge OU fan. If you have scout. Im Soonersfanstationedinga, But Im now in Cali

olevetonahill

11/10/2010, 09:48 PM

Welcome dude. Hope ya have a great time here

soonersfanstationedinca

11/10/2010, 09:49 PM

thank You sir

olevetonahill

11/10/2010, 09:53 PM

What Branch are you in ?

soonersweetie

11/10/2010, 11:09 PM

Dean,

I'll be bringing some homemade pumpkin bread. I'm in the holiday mood, so I'm baking Friday night :)

StoopTroup

11/10/2010, 11:57 PM

iF i GO...i'M bRINgIN A bIG bOwL oF dOoM. wHAT kIND oF cHIpS gO wITh dOoM?

soonersfanstationedinca

11/11/2010, 08:38 AM

What Branch are you in ?

Im sorry, im just now getting to this Im in the Army

soonersfanstationedinca

11/11/2010, 08:39 AM

iF i GO...i'M bRINgIN A bIG bOwL oF dOoM. wHAT kIND oF cHIpS gO wITh dOoM?

Tortilla Chips lol it goes with everything

olevetonahill

11/11/2010, 08:43 AM

Im sorry, im just now getting to this Im in the Army

Cool . Stay safe Bro

Soonerwake

11/11/2010, 09:21 AM

iF i GO...i'M bRINgIN A bIG bOwL oF dOoM. wHAT kIND oF cHIpS gO wITh dOoM?

I heard that kidney beans are good for your kidneys.. :D

StoopTroup

11/11/2010, 11:01 AM

I heard that kidney beans are good for your kidneys.. :D

What kidneys? I've cut them both out. I feel much better now.

Howzit

11/11/2010, 11:50 AM

Did you wake up in a tub of ice after being slipped a roofy by a vietnamese hooker?

Because I did.

Except for the not having kineys, the waking up in a tub of ice, and the being slipped a roofy part.

stoops the eternal pimp

11/11/2010, 12:16 PM

2 days til i see my howzie poo

Howzit

11/11/2010, 12:35 PM

Are you waiting with bated breath?

stoops the eternal pimp

11/11/2010, 12:54 PM

shall we share a fajita together, por favor?

soonerbrat

11/11/2010, 01:52 PM

gross.

Howzit

11/11/2010, 02:17 PM

shall we share a fajita together, por favor?

Can we make it pork, sil vous plait?

StoopTroup

11/11/2010, 02:20 PM

Can we make it pork, sil vous plait?

Is that some kind a crab?

StoopTroup

11/11/2010, 02:24 PM

Are you waiting with bated breath?

http://www.hummellstudios.com/images/baited_breath.jpg

Howzit

11/11/2010, 02:37 PM

Is that some kind a crab?

If by "some kind" you mean "an itchy," you'll find out.

StoopTroup

11/11/2010, 02:40 PM

sil vous plait. :D

Soonerwake

11/11/2010, 06:40 PM

I'm totally jealous..

setem

11/11/2010, 06:46 PM

I am bringing Crab Salad...I need a single ticket for my girlfriend =(

StoopTroup

11/11/2010, 06:49 PM

I am bring Crab Salad...I need a single ticket for my girlfriend =(

IN on the Crab Salad. Can't wait to meat the GF.

Soonerwake

11/11/2010, 06:54 PM

I am Crab Salad...

They call me Tater Salad..

setem

11/11/2010, 07:01 PM

IN on the Crab Salad. Can't wait to meat the GF.

Won't be bringing her if we can't find her a cheap seat.

StoopTroup

11/11/2010, 07:05 PM

There is always a cheap seat in front of the TG TV. Even if there isn't an empty one....Howzit might let her sit in his lap.

setem

11/11/2010, 07:08 PM

StoopTroup

11/11/2010, 07:36 PM

Haha We will see we will see!

She is really good to me and I promised to take her to her first OU game so propping her up by the TV just won't do. She would be okay with it but I promised her and I am a man of my word.

I think there will be plenty of tickets. The last game gets attention but nothing like the 1st game of the year. With the two road losses and some folks figuring this to be a blow out....you should just gamble and bring her IMO.

btk108

11/11/2010, 07:59 PM

Won't be bringing her if we can't find her a cheap seat.

Heh....she's already got a cheap date, might as well get a cheap seat, too :D

setem

11/11/2010, 09:53 PM

I think there will be plenty of tickets. The last game gets attention but nothing like the 1st game of the year. With the two road losses and some folks figuring this to be a blow out....you should just gamble and bring her IMO.

That is what I am gonna do!:D

AlboSooner

11/11/2010, 09:56 PM

I have never been to one of these and would like to come. Where is the tailgate? I don't know the usual location.

OUthunder

11/11/2010, 09:59 PM

Has anyone committed to bringing guacamole? Can't have fajitas without some green stuff.

StoopTroup

11/11/2010, 10:21 PM

Guac and pico here.

OUthunder

11/11/2010, 10:29 PM

We'll bring a nice desert then. Maybe some Little Debbie snack cakes for all of the stoners. :D

RacerX

11/11/2010, 10:38 PM

I am bringing Crab Salad...I need a single ticket for my girlfriend =(

Somebody alert me when this stuff arrives!

RacerX

11/11/2010, 10:49 PM

I have never been to one of these and would like to come. Where is the tailgate? I don't know the usual location.

Map (http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?hl=en&ie=UTF8&msa=0&ll=35.211433,-97.441277&spn=0.001405,0.00284&t=h&z=19&msid=104097150371218099437.000494d2d9c4c5c7d5a63)

soonerbrat

11/12/2010, 08:58 AM

Won't be bringing her if we can't find her a cheap seat.

dude, last home game people were GIVING tickets away. I saw 2 guys outside the stadium each with a pair of tickets that were saying "Tickets for Cheap - so cheap you don't have to pay for them"

I'm sure it'll be even easier to get tickets this week since OU lost again. and it might be cold and rainy.

looch

11/12/2010, 10:47 AM

dude, last home game people were GIVING tickets away. I saw 2 guys outside the stadium each with a pair of tickets that were saying "Tickets for Cheap - so cheap you don't have to pay for them"

I'm sure it'll be even easier to get tickets this week since OU lost again. and it might be cold and rainy.

We gave two tickets to family members 2 weeks ago. They told us they can no longer make this game. So in some cases it's hard to give the tickets away. (They're now spoken for, but it's sad when you can't even give tickets away for which you've paid so much money.)

looch

11/12/2010, 10:53 AM

I just got approval from the board of directors: Count me in for a large Tres Leches cake which should be consistent with the Taco Tech theme.

soonerbrat

11/12/2010, 03:43 PM

it is sad, but that's why i sell my pair of season tickets every year. It's cheaper to go game to game most of the time. I'll hang onto them in case there's a year when I really will need them, but until then, I'll keep selling.

setem

11/12/2010, 09:21 PM

Got a ticket and got the crab salad made! I will be there around 11esh!

Gotta love being a sponsor...

StoopTroup

11/12/2010, 10:28 PM

Pico is made. Gonna get up early to make the Guac. It's on like Donkey Kong.

olevetonahill

11/12/2010, 10:47 PM

I been screwing around, Im still cookin, Shoulda had it done wed. er earlier:O

Wont be as dark with the Oak but still same great taste ;)

StoopTroup

11/12/2010, 11:38 PM

You make the best Rumcake I've ever tasted. :D

StoopTroup

11/13/2010, 10:36 AM

My weenus is getting a special Gameday kind of feeling.

Howzit

11/13/2010, 11:32 AM

It's the cialis kicking in.

1890MilesToNorman

11/13/2010, 11:53 AM

Fraggle must be in the neighborhood.

Yukonite

11/13/2010, 11:55 AM

I know this might not be the right place to ask this question, but figured if anyone knew the answer it would be you guys. I am taking my 7yr old daughter to the game and would like to send a pic to hopefully have posted on the Jumbotron. Does anyone know where I send those?

btk108

11/14/2010, 12:38 AM

Crabman.....thanks for the salad!

StoopTroup

11/14/2010, 01:25 AM

soonerbrat

11/15/2010, 09:52 AM

Once again I missed out on the crab salad. Just too slow, I guess.

it was a fun year. see you next season!

C&CDean

11/15/2010, 03:20 PM

Another great season, of tailgating y'all. We haven't lost one in 5 years now!

Many thanks to the great sponsors, Oklahomey for the raffle, Mr. and Mrs. Phil and Phil Sr., all the set-up and tear down folks (Darrell, Angela, Doleo, Dave, Emily, and others who helped), Olevet for the juice, and all the great people who brought food/drink/etc. These things are getting bigger and bigger, and without you folks chipping in we could never get it done.

Of course there's always a dark side...last year on the last tailgate one of my trucks got the back bumper dinged on one of those damn poles in the parking lot. This year I got my foot/ankle ran over after the game. Nothing's broke, but I've got a lot of tendon/ligament damage. They're gonna watch it for a couple weeks, and if it doesn't get any better, they'll do MRIs. The ironic thing is that the doc put me in a boot - and the guy who just got out of a boot was in the car that rant me over. Heh.

Of course a lesser man prolly would have died and ****.

Anyhow, thanks again everybody.

Howzit

11/15/2010, 04:11 PM

This year I got my foot/ankle ran over after the game. Nothing's broke, but I've got a lot of tendon/ligament damage.

step said you cried like you just had sex or something.

C&CDean

11/15/2010, 04:15 PM

Nah, but I did whine a lot after walking a mile to dinner.

stoops the eternal pimp

11/15/2010, 04:42 PM

he didnt walk..I carried him....he is so light these days

btk108

11/15/2010, 07:04 PM

he didnt walk..I carried him....he is so light these days

He's getting pretty sexy, losing that weight and all, huh?

C&CDean

11/15/2010, 07:18 PM

I'm a sexy bitch.

Soonerwake

11/16/2010, 08:38 AM

I'm a sexy bitch.

The boot has that affect on people...