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olevetonahill
11/7/2010, 02:35 AM
Wishes he was a Pirate;)
Blue
11/7/2010, 02:37 AM
Didn't win a MNC, but rode in a pretty cool hayride once.
tooslow
11/7/2010, 06:50 AM
Is crying in his sleep and praying that the game has to be moved to Lubbock.
AlbqSooner
11/7/2010, 06:56 AM
Thinks if Auburn wins it all he will get a ring.
pappy
11/7/2010, 07:25 AM
Is crying in his sleep and praying that the game has to be moved to Lubbock.

exactly.
Okla-homey
11/7/2010, 09:54 AM
...humiliated Missouri yesterday. Fear the Ears!
sooner59
11/7/2010, 10:39 AM
Will STILL get run off the field and get handed a 30 point loss in Norman this weekend...
OUthunder
11/7/2010, 10:41 AM
Wishes he had a bigger equipment shed.
SoonerMustang
11/7/2010, 10:43 AM
Was heard saying "a great Oklahoma football team. Um...wow! Very, very impressive."
olevetonahill
11/7/2010, 09:21 PM
Wants to Borrow Sherms dead collie
soonercastor
11/7/2010, 09:23 PM
...insisted on forfeiting the game
ocsooner
11/7/2010, 09:23 PM
Thinks that the secret to coaching is writing all your plays on dinner napkins.
thunderlounge
11/7/2010, 09:25 PM
...humiliated Missouri yesterday. Fear the Ears!

Yeah, and now I have to hear all the whining around here for the next week. Oh well, this time these idiots up here can't say s**t about who lost what.

Sigh... it sucks being a transplant away from home. :O
soonercastor
11/7/2010, 09:49 PM
...has made several calls to TCU asking them how the **** they pulled that off in 2005, but TCU is too busy focusing on the BCS
ocsooner
11/7/2010, 09:51 PM
Is amazed at just how far you can see standing on a tuna can in Lubbock.
TXBOOMER
11/7/2010, 09:54 PM
Is very sad his first game against OU is in Norman.
soonercastor
11/7/2010, 09:57 PM
...may be run out of Tech before he plays a home game against OU, he gets to come back here next year :D
SoonerKnight
11/7/2010, 10:25 PM
Gonna have the same record he had his last year with Auburn!!!!
soonerchk
11/7/2010, 10:30 PM
Wishes he could lock Adam's dad in the shed
Soonerlife07
11/8/2010, 12:06 AM
Wishes he was favored in Lubbock
texaspokieokie
11/8/2010, 09:35 AM
Is amazed at just how far you can see standing on a tuna can in Lubbock.

250 miles.
westcoast_sooner
11/8/2010, 09:57 AM
Only offered Cam Newton 150K.
TheHumanAlphabet
11/8/2010, 10:00 AM
Is longing for Auburn to say they were sorry and for that offer to return to Auburn forthcoming...

Won't be in Lubbock long.
Ground_Attack
11/8/2010, 10:06 AM
could fall into a bucket of tits and come out sucking his thumb.
kelloggOUballa
11/8/2010, 01:47 PM
Has the 2004 People's National Championship banner hanging in his living room.

http://auburn.scout.com/2/338643.html

http://bigeastsux.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/auburn-ring-1.jpg?w=289&h=247
swardboy
11/8/2010, 01:53 PM
used to sell used cars in Arkansas....no, really.
kelloggOUballa
11/8/2010, 01:58 PM
's governor name is Thomas Hawley Tuberville.
soonercastor
11/8/2010, 05:40 PM
...sucks.....literally
SoonerCLF
11/8/2010, 05:58 PM
... is planning to eat grass in Norman "to be one with the field" like Lester.
ddub0224
11/8/2010, 06:23 PM
wears auburn footed pajamas
Whet
11/8/2010, 09:24 PM
...favorite lyrics are "See me, feel me, touch me, heal me."
Whet
11/8/2010, 09:28 PM
... is no pinball wizard!
reddfoxx
11/9/2010, 11:32 AM
... changed the Tech offense to de-emphasize scoring.
HBick
11/10/2010, 12:26 AM
... misses moments like this!
http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2008/0518/ncf_a_tuberville_400.jpg
olevetonahill
11/10/2010, 12:29 AM
... misses moments like this!
http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2008/0518/ncf_a_tuberville_400.jpg

But now looks like this :D
http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs40/f/2009/017/0/3/Fetal_Position_by_bentolman.jpg
olevetonahill
11/10/2010, 12:31 AM
... misses moments like this!
http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2008/0518/ncf_a_tuberville_400.jpg

But now looks like this :D
http://passionweiss.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/women-in-fetal-position.jpg
HBick
11/10/2010, 12:33 AM
heh @ olevetonahill for that picture
deweydw
11/10/2010, 09:27 AM
... has a pen in his back yard full of furry little animals that he calls gerbilville.
meoveryouxinfinity
11/10/2010, 09:29 AM
thinks Tech>Mizzou>OU is good enough reason for him to win this week
deweydw
11/10/2010, 09:34 AM
... will look like this when Murray/Finch break one for a 70 yrd td.

http://www.ece.mcgill.ca/~elotay/scream.jpg
cjames317
11/10/2010, 11:44 AM
... trademarked "Tuberville" so when the tech students camp out before games for seating, they still call it "Leachville."
SCSooner71
11/10/2010, 11:46 AM
Needs his headphones specially made to cover them dumbo ears
Cornfed
11/10/2010, 03:18 PM
Keeps forgetting to wear his Tech hat.
deweydw
11/12/2010, 10:07 AM
... has just been saved from page 3.
RedRum
11/12/2010, 10:27 AM
uses Sharia and International Law to choose his starting quarterback.
OUthunder
11/12/2010, 10:28 AM
sells Tupperware on the side.
stoops the eternal pimp
11/12/2010, 10:29 AM
is bringing his 8 oz jar to the tailgate
AlboSooner
11/12/2010, 10:34 AM
It's the people's champ, he's something like a baller
The candy paint dripping off of the old school Impala
he's with that Big Bank Hank, that Poppi Joe and Box
Trunk bump like chicken pox, turn the bass up just a notch
You see them blades choppin', you see that trunk poppin'
OUthunder
11/12/2010, 10:35 AM
is bringing his 8 oz jar to the tailgate

**** that! :D
cjames317
11/12/2010, 01:22 PM
... has two experienced senior QBs.
Rocko
11/12/2010, 01:37 PM
... has two experienced senior QBs.

Yeah their names are

Betty White
http://www.blogcdn.com/backporch.fanhouse.com/media/2010/02/betty-white-snickers-ad-super-bowl.jpg

And Abe Vigoda
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_L5X0O1k6cRw/S3DTghbIsSI/AAAAAAAAC3s/MXBHKy4slCM/s400/Screen+shot+2010-02-08+at+7.15.03+PM.png