You Skeered, You should be...Get yourself protected

[Collier11]

Just give you all a heads up, I am in Outside Sales for ADT and we currently have a special going on, probably will only last 2 weeks to a month.

You get a basic system:
Control Panel
Keypad
2 Doors
Motion Detector

For $99, this isnt a cheap system either, it is usually $349 and I can show you on the price sheet. It is our top notch basic system if that makes sense. Anyway, if you are interested and live in Oklahoma send me a PM


Remember, it may not happen today or tomorrow or next week but one day, probably sooner than later, JLEW will break into your house

[soonerinkaty]

And rape all your kittehs.

[StoopTroup]

I got TNT and they gave me a hand job

[Collier11]

they suck azz, plus I woulda used Vegetable Oil

[soonerchk]

I live in Jenks, we don't allow crime.

[olevetonahill]

I aint skeered

http://www.dreadgazebo.com/gunporn/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/smith_wesson_highway_3.jpg

[olevetonahill]

But that Old abandoned well Is Kinda gettin full ;)

[soonerchk]

But that Old abandoned well Is Kinda gettin full ;)

Stick with me, I've got access to some land not far from you that has gators...

[olevetonahill]

Stick with me, I've got access to some land not far from you that has gators...

Hell I got my own gator :D

[soonerchk]

Well then what's the issue here?

[olevetonahill]

Well then what's the issue here?

He aint big enough to eat a whole body yet :mad:

[soonerchk]

Start him on some trolls and fatten him up.

[olevetonahill]

Start him on some trolls and fatten him up.

:D :D :D :D :D :D

[StoopTroup]

Colorado Trolls taste like kat.

[soonerchk]

Colorado Trolls taste like kat.

I always heard they tasted like chicken?

[StoopTroup]

If you go with the chicken you can get enough eggs to make a Denver omelet

[SCOUT]

He aint big enough to eat a whole body yet :mad:


You’re always goin to have problems lifting a body in 1 piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up the corpse into 6 pieces and pile it all togetha. And when you got your 6 pieces you gotta get rid of’em ’cause it’s no good leavin’ it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs, you gotta starve the pigs for a few days then the sight of a chopped up body will look like curry to a **** head. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggie’s digestion. You could do this afterwards o’course but you don’t wanna go siftin’ thru pig **** now do ya. They will go thru bone like butta. You need at least 16 pigs to finish the job in one sitting so be wary of any man who owns a pig farm. They will go thru a body that weighs 200 pounds in about 8 minutes. That means that a single pig can consume 2 pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression ‘as greedy as a pig’..

[soonerchk]

If you go with the chicken you can get enough eggs to make a Denver omelet

At what point can I make a Nate Flambe?

[StoopTroup]

At what point can I make a Nate Flambe?

The Nate Flambe has always probably been a self combustible flamer

[SoonerStormchaser]

Will this save me from the rash of middle-aged white guys who love to break into peoples' houses like in the commercials?

[Collier11]

Well I can give you the generic answer but in all honesty, its the same answer I would give my closest friends. A burglary system is designed to do 3 things

1) Deter criminals from targeting your house
2) Protect your house when you arent home
3) Alert you if you ARE home and someone is in your home

One thing we do that most companies dont do is help you out even IF you are broken into with a system by paying up to $500 of your deductible

[mgsooner]

We just moved into a new home. The previous owners had TNT, so that's what we signed up with. If you can give me some Arby's coupons for some free Beef n' Cheddars I might consider switching. Otherwise no way.

[Collier11]

Well I cant do that but I CAN offer you a free switchover and activation :D

[saucysoonergal]

Well I cant do that but I CAN offer you a free switchover and activation :D

Can you match the $14.99 a month? ;)

[Bourbon St Sooner]

Damn conservative fear-mongerers:mad:

[3rdgensooner]

What is the monthly fee?

[Collier11]

Can you match the $14.99 a month? ;)

No but I can assure you for that $14.99 a month you are getting hit somewhere else :D