WE aint had one in a coons age so here it is , All Aboard the Durnky train

[olevetonahill]

h7_-N_zTJnk

[C&CDean]

That's weirder than **** seeing Petticoat Junction in high def.

[olevetonahill]

That's weirder than **** seeing Petticoat Junction in high def.

:D :D :D :D Get good n durnk then watch it :D

[olevetonahill]

Oh and I gonna dedicate this thread to teachin nate how to Durnk post :cool:

[Crucifax Autumn]

That's weirder than **** seeing Petticoat Junction in high def.

How would you know? I thought you didn't do youtube. :P

[olevetonahill]

How would you know? I thought you didn't do youtube. :P

Hey at least hes posting in the durnky town thread.

[Crucifax Autumn]

As well he should. Only losers avoid this thread.

[olevetonahill]

As well he should. Only losers avoid this thread.

So Me , You an Dean are the Only NON loosers here ?
;)

[Crucifax Autumn]

Apparently so! Now I just gotta get durnk so I'll fit in.

[olevetonahill]

Apparently so! Now I just gotta get durnk so I'll fit in.

well get it in gear bro ;)

[AlbqSooner]

There be a bunch of noobs since the last durnky train in here.
Ya'll get ready, cuz this gets weirder than Calvin in a tittay bar.:eek: :D

[olevetonahill]

There be a bunch of noobs since the last durnky train in here.
Ya'll get ready, cuz this gets weirder than Calvin in a tittay bar.:eek: :D

I dont think we've had a good Durnky town thread since we kicked off the Hideout.
Ole well we Here and we aint queer , well less Chuck shows up , ;)

[Crucifax Autumn]

well get it in gear bro ;)

Gotta go to the beer store first. If it was a stoney thread, I'd be all over it! ;)

[AlbqSooner]

Ole well we Here and we aint queer , well less Chuck shows up , ;)

Hell that ain't a prob. If he shows up he prolly durnk anyways.

[Crucifax Autumn]

Exactly how old is a coon anyway?

[olevetonahill]

Hell that ain't a prob. If he shows up he prolly durnk anyways.

I do think he could Out drank me ;) He prolly get me all passed out and **** then have his way with me :eek:

[olevetonahill]

Exactly how old is a coon anyway?

Depends On what year they was borned in . Sheesh Dont ya got any Larnin ?

[Crucifax Autumn]

I could outdrink him if I had a motorcycle taxi gang to run out and fetch more bottles. I'd die, but I'd win! lol

[Crucifax Autumn]

Depends On what year they was borned in . Sheesh Dont ya got any Larnin ?

I skipped that class.

[AlbqSooner]

I could outdrink him if I had a motorcycle taxi gang to run out and fetch more bottles. I'd die, but I'd win! lol

Don't think Chuck is in to necrophilia.

[beer4me]

Ok in but more stoned than drunk, so if I repeat myself you will know why :P :D

[olevetonahill]

I could outdrink him if I had a motorcycle taxi gang to run out and fetch more bottles. I'd die, but I'd win! lol

Iffen Ya died and He took one mo drank ya would lose. Aint ya ever been to the Rooster fights?;)

[soonerinkaty]

There be a bunch of noobs since the last durnky train in here.
Ya'll get ready, cuz this gets weirder than Calvin in a tittay bar.:eek: :D

Alright bro I just gotta know, whats weird about me in a tittay bar.

[olevetonahill]

Ok in but more stoned than drunk, so if I repeat myself you will know why :P :D

I just got this to say
EvGJvzwKqg0

[beer4me]

I just got this to say
EvGJvzwKqg0

That's what I always say :P :D

[olevetonahill]

Alright bro I just gotta know, whats weird about me in a tittay bar.

Think he were Talkin about Instead of Ya lookin at the Girls Ya was checkin out the Bouncers azz's :eek:

[StoopTroup]

I been on the phone....Got to catch up with folks sometimes.

[soonerinkaty]

OH..well isn't that what we all go for?

[soonerinkaty]

I'll be back at 10 with my game face on.

Pop bottles! Pop bottles! Pop bottles!

[olevetonahill]

OH..well isn't that what we all go for?

You an Chuck mebe :P

[StoopTroup]

lol

[beer4me]

OH..well isn't that what we all go for?

UHMMM Just speaking for myself....NO....I like to look at the mammary glands myself :D

[TUSooner]

couple shots of Stoly, 3 pints of Milwaukee's Best (Premium), and not a trace of a politcal thought in my head. :D
Carry on.

[soonerinkaty]

The tits are like nice wallpaper or furniture. I appreciate the hell out of it but I still got my eye on dat azz!

[olevetonahill]

couple shots of Stoly, 3 pints of Milwaukee's Best (Premium), and not a trace of a politcal thought in my head. :D
Carry on.

You da man Kev. Ima sippin the OVJ an Chasin it with the Natty :cool:

[OUthunder]

I popped something for my brain ache. Should be boarding the train in about 30 minutes. Might smoke a cigar and have a big *** glass of bourbon afetr I get the kids asleep. Nice eveing outside, fresh air sounds good.

[beer4me]

The tits are like nice wallpaper or furniture. I appreciate the hell out of it but I still got my eye on dat azz!

Nuthn wrong with azz as long it is the right azz ;) :P :D :D

[olevetonahill]

The tits are like nice wallpaper or furniture. I appreciate the hell out of it but I still got my eye on dat azz!

You can Have him
http://www.alljewishlinks.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/bouncer.jpg

[olevetonahill]

I popped something for my brain ache. Should be boarding the train in about 30 minutes. Might smoke a cigar and have a big *** glass of bourbon afetr I get the kids asleep. Nice eveing outside, fresh air sounds good.

Guarenteed to Get the Kids asleep whenever YOU want em to be .

http://www.nancydrewworld.com/swamisring/Chloroformbottle.jpg

[StoopTroup]

I looked through a bottle of Crown and got dizzy.

[OUthunder]

Guarenteed to Get the Kids asleep whenever YOU want em to be .

http://www.nancydrewworld.com/swamisring/Chloroformbottle.jpg

Gonna have to green you for that one, lol.

[olevetonahill]

I looked through a bottle of Crown and got dizzy.

Yer doing it wrong :rolleyes:

[StoopTroup]

Yer doing it wrong :rolleyes:

I'm outta practice.

[olevetonahill]

Gonna have to green you for that one, lol.

Man I been throwin out some Great ones tonight and Folk just aint a payin Tention :eek:

[olevetonahill]

Thunder, Ya gonna be at the Last tail gate ?

[OUthunder]

Thunder, Ya gonna be at the Last tail gate ?

Come hell or high water. Need to see you drunk bastages again before the end of times.

[olevetonahill]

Come hell or high water. Need to see you drunk bastages again before the end of times.

Cool cause I done said theres gonna be some Lovely parting gifts fer every one
Mama Dean said she would bring the Jars, Gonna try to make sure theres enough OVJ fer every one who wants can take home a small jar of their very own .:D

I did that a few years ago and Peeps seemed to think it was great

[tcrb]

I was about to log off cause I herd yer not suppoze to post drunk. Then I saw this thread. Now I'm confused...sucks bein' a n00b!

[StoopTroup]

Funder.

[olevetonahill]

I was about to log off cause I herd yer not suppoze to post drunk. Then I saw this thread. Now I'm confused...sucks bein' a n00b!

This is How ya Post Durnk here and Dont get in to much trouble. Mainly ya just dont get all pissey and shat and go to callin folks names and ****.

If ya do it right They Call YOU names then get bained :D :cool:

[beer4me]

woot - woot NFM

[StoopTroup]

No panic attacks either.

[olevetonahill]

Da vet gonna wax Poetic

Im feelin aware that My life has been spent
That my get up and Go
Has got up and went
But I really dont Mind
as I think with a Grin :D
Of all the grand places
My Get Up has been :cool:

[StoopTroup]

Have bow ties been outlawed for all time now?

[StoopTroup]

Charles Bronson....Murphys Law. Haven't seen that one in years.

[OUthunder]

Cool cause I done said theres gonna be some Lovely parting gifts fer every one
Mama Dean said she would bring the Jars, Gonna try to make sure theres enough OVJ fer every one who wants can take home a small jar of their very own .:D

I did that a few years ago and Peeps seemed to think it was great

This makes me happy. Me and the wife will come, hope to have a sitter for the kiddies.

[olevetonahill]

Have bow ties been outlawed for all time now?

If yer talkin about who I think yer talkin about I think He just buried his head In shame in a Pile of bevo shat :rolleyes:

[StoopTroup]

Taco tailgate?

[StoopTroup]

If yer talkin about who I think yer talkin about I think He just buried his head In shame in a Pile of bevo shat :rolleyes:

:D

That was a pretty funny last thread he had....LMAO!:texan: :pop:

[olevetonahill]

Guarenteed to Get the Kids asleep whenever YOU want em to be .

http://www.nancydrewworld.com/swamisring/Chloroformbottle.jpg


This makes me happy. Me and the wife will come, hope to have a sitter for the kiddies.

If ya do it Right ,;)

[olevetonahill]

Taco tailgate?

The Juice will be Loose ;)

[StoopTroup]

http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?t=145977

[olevetonahill]

http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?t=145977

Some Funny shat ;)

[StoopTroup]

:D legendary....lol

[olevetonahill]

:D legendary....lol

Loved the Post where he told agoo er whoever to go back and enjoy our win Over the Cyclones , Just before they lose to em :D

[Crucifax Autumn]

I love how he ain't been back!

[olevetonahill]

I love how he ain't been back!

He got his azz bained fer a coupla weeks and then was to shamed to show back up
Be sure that when ever He does show his little Round Bowtied Mug he will be Mocked with NO mercy :D

[StoopTroup]

Bangkok....Verb or place?

[tcrb]

Bangkok....Verb or place?

Yes

[olevetonahill]

Ok seems Like Ya all have quit
So Ima gonna find me some Vittles and Pass out :pop:

[StoopTroup]

i'M EVEN DIZZIER THAN EARLIER.....

[stoops the eternal pimp]

corn dogs

[StoopTroup]

Cotton Candy

[stoops the eternal pimp]

how you feelin puddin?

[StoopTroup]

Wit ma Hands.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

i feel with my pennis

[StoopTroup]

Pennis is why I need both hands.

[StoopTroup]

Bankok Dangerous.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

im naked from the feet up

[olevetonahill]

Yall would ghey up a Turkish Bath :eek:

[stoops the eternal pimp]

shut er up lap dancer

[olevetonahill]

shut er up lap dancer

Yall promised to Pay me and No one did :O

[stoops the eternal pimp]

troup bought himself a richard simmons wig for da next one

[olevetonahill]

troup bought himself a richard simmons wig for da next one

Well By Gawd :cool:

[StoopTroup]

IS Jaun Dough an illegal?

[StoopTroup]

I can't believe nic cage shot himself.

[soonerinkaty]

Having my first four look and making meatbslammers

[Crucifax Autumn]

I'm gonna go to the bar shortly.

[soonerinkaty]

Don't tase me bro!

[soonerinkaty]

I love u bro!

[soonerinkaty]

Four looks are overrated

[Chuck Bao]

I dont think we've had a good Durnky town thread since we kicked off the Hideout.
Ole well we Here and we aint queer , well less Chuck shows up , ;)

So if we are trying to show Nate how to post drunk, does that mean I can't get mad at you, Olevet. Awww heck, I wouldn't anyway. I was just playing and you know that queer aint really the preferred term. Never the mind, you get a pass because I gave you an honorary gay card, so you can say "queer" all ya want.

And, for all of those bi+ching about the PC stuff, the 21st century is the new economy and get used to it. Besides, it's the cards you want (of course in your billfold). Olevet had a gay-friendly card and I think he had it laminated. ;)

[Collier11]

I can't believe nic cage shot himself.

?

[StoopTroup]

http://chriscurtis.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/09/08/tn2_bangkok_dangerous_4.jpg

[Collier11]

If its one of his movies I dont watch em, they are horrible

[stoops the eternal pimp]

he is like keanu reaves...the same character in every movie

[stoops the eternal pimp]

he is always this guy

http://www.popfi.com/wp-content/uploads/nicolas-cage-raising-arizona.jpg

[Chuck Bao]

Cool cause I done said theres gonna be some Lovely parting gifts fer every one
Mama Dean said she would bring the Jars, Gonna try to make sure theres enough OVJ fer every one who wants can take home a small jar of their very own .:D

I did that a few years ago and Peeps seemed to think it was great

That's really cool and I may actually make the tailgate next weekend. That depends on whether I can borrow one of the family cars since I arrive on the 12th at DFW. I guess I could drive my dad's old Harley up to Norman and stay at a hotel up there. The family will not like that at all, not sitting with them and stuff, but they are not, nor never will be tailgate people. To them, it is getting to the stadium just before the game starts and probably leaving in 3Q when it is already a blowout and they can get on I-35 heading south before all of the traffic starts.

[sooner59]

Lord of War could have been a lot better with someone else in it.

[Chuck Bao]

Yeah, and I if do make a tailgate, I do not want to get into a drinking competition with anyone. I am very flattered that Olevet thinks that I could possibly out drink him. If it is just whisky or wine, I think I could. I am immune to the stuff. But, tequila, vodkha, OVJ kicks my ***. And, I can't drink 3 beers without falling over drunk.

Someone posted that Ozzy has a mutant genetic code. I think I do too and mine is very unlikely to re-enter that human experiment of a gene pool. You all can hand me a beer for that.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

dont do drinkin competitions...but we can dance battle

[Collier11]

dont do drinkin competitions...but we can dance battle

t6toprEULL8

[Chuck Bao]

Bangkok....Verb or place?

Seriously, no. There are Bangkokians, but it doesn't make any sense to me to be Bangkoked or Bangkoking. Bangkok is a metropolis with 10 million people plus and you can get pretty much all you want of anything from the profane to the religious, then okay. The verb would have to mean complete freedom to go after it.

Besides that Thais don't call their capital Bangkok. The official Thai name is Krung Thep Mahanakhon Amon Rattanakosin Mahinthara Ayuthaya Mahadilok Phop Noppharat Ratchathani Burirom Udomratchaniwet Mahasathan Amon Piman Awatan Sathit Sakkathattiya Witsanukam Prasit, but Thais just call it Krung Thep (or City of Angels).

[Chuck Bao]

dont do drinkin competitions...but we can dance battle

Sufficiently drunken, I can do dance battle. I am somewhat missing out on that dance gene thing, but I can fall down, a lot. Just how far is that OU medical hospital from the tailgate?

[Collier11]

Chuck, you have to go to the final tailgate...you said youll be around til January, if thats the case youll have several months to hang with the fam, they can give up 1 day

[soonerinkaty]

We just **** of the bakcony

[Collier11]

^ Drunk and disgusting...but kinda funny

[soonerinkaty]

I'm jewzilla!

[sooner59]

Mel Gibson hates you.

[Chuck Bao]

Chuck, you have to go to the final tailgate...you said youll be around til January, if thats the case youll have several months to hang with the fam, they can give up 1 day

Alrighty, I will. I am going to have to find a hotel and then a ride to and from the tailgate since I'll be drinking and I am pretty sure I would get myself killed, or worse arrested, on my dad's old bike.

[AlbqSooner]

I was about to log off cause I herd yer not suppoze to post drunk. Then I saw this thread. Now I'm confused...sucks bein' a n00b!

See post # 11

[1890MilesToNorman]

someone needs to call me when the drunky town train loads up!!! Damn

[OUthunder]

Did I miss any meltdowns or banes?

[Collier11]

Alrighty, I will. I am going to have to find a hotel and then a ride to and from the tailgate since I'll be drinking and I am pretty sure I would get myself killed, or worse arrested, on my dad's old bike.

Get Vets azz to go and you guys can ride together, I would offer to drive you but I will be trashed, got a buddy coming into town from Seattle

[StoopTroup]

NO BROWNOUTS!

[Chuck Bao]

Alrighty, I will. I am going to have to find a hotel and then a ride to and from the tailgate since I'll be drinking and I am pretty sure I would get myself killed, or worse arrested, on my dad's old bike.

Okay, I am going to have to take that back. I looked at my ticket wrong. I won't be arriving at DFW until Saturday, Nov. 12, which makes attending the Tech tailgate impossible. Next year.

[olevetonahill]

Chuck the 12th is a Friday . The game is on the 13th so Ya got time ;)

[StoopTroup]

This thread is approved by Johnny Walker

[Chuck Bao]

This thread is approved by Johnny Walker

I guess so, or at least fueled by Johnnie Walker.

I'm all confuzzeled right now. I was thinking that I leave on Friday and I couldn't figure out how I could possibly leave at 5pm and arrive at 5am on the same day which means a one-hour trip. Actually, I leave on Thursday and the trip is only 25 hours (airport departure to destination arrival) and 31 hours (door to door). This will be one of the quickest ones yet.

I'm glad we got this straightened out now, so I don't miss the flight on Thursday. I need to call my mom and make sure I didn't confuzzle her on the dates too.

I still don't know if I can make the tailgate. For one, I don't know if I trust myself to drive 2 hours up to Norman. Secondly, I would have one beer and just pass out and you guys would take pics and make merciless fun out of me for the rest of my life.

[olevetonahill]

Well If we dint we wouldnt be very good friends now would we :D

[Collier11]

I guess so, or at least fueled by Johnnie Walker.

I'm all confuzzeled right now. I was thinking that I leave on Friday and I couldn't figure out how I could possibly leave at 5pm and arrive at 5am on the same day which means a one-hour trip. Actually, I leave on Thursday and the trip is only 25 hours (airport departure to destination arrival) and 31 hours (door to door). This will be one of the quickest ones yet.

I'm glad we got this straightened out now, so I don't miss the flight on Thursday. I need to call my mom and make sure I didn't confuzzle her on the dates too.

I still don't know if I can make the tailgate. For one, I don't know if I trust myself to drive 2 hours up to Norman. Secondly, I would have one beer and just pass out and you guys would take pics and make merciless fun out of me for the rest of my life.

Cmon Chuck, YOU CAN DO IT