Time to bring down programs...

[Scott D]

I'll start.

I told Oregon that I represented Lamichael James and he wouldn't go there for less than $120k and 300 free pair of Nike's a year.

[SoonerLVZ]

I told Penn State that I represented Tyrell Prior and he wouldn't go there for less than 500 McDonald's happy meals and a life time supply of sweater vest a la Jim Tressel.

[SCOUT]

I'll start.

I told Oregon that I represented Lamichael James and he wouldn't go there for less than $120k and 300 free pair of Nike's a year.

I can confirm that this happened because I read it.

[CaliBornSoonerBred]

I told Texas that I represented Cedric Benson but he wouldn't go there for less than 2lbs of Jamaican Kush per month, a pt cruiser, and free taco bell for life.

I think he was high when he made the demands but it's what he wanted.

[badger]

I saw Sarah Good with the Devil! I saw Goody Osburn with the Devil! I saw Bridget Bishop with the Devil!

[SouthFortySooner]

Miss. St. turned down teh offer of the 180k for Cam but took the "Get out of Jail Free" card for Masoli.

[sooner59]

I told Florida that Tebow wouldn't play for them for anything less than 100lbs each of gold, frankincense, and mir.

[Scott D]

I told * that Sergio Kindle wouldn't go there unless he got $50k and a don't have to go to jail card.

[royalfan5]

I delivered Robert Griffin III to Baylor for a case of Dr. Pepper and a Whataburger gift card.

[Widescreen]

Miss. St. turned down teh offer of the 180k for Cam but took the "Get out of Jail Free" card for Masoli.

Ole Miss

[Scott D]

USC could have had Kellen Moore, but Boise's offer of $25k plus 20lbs of potatos was more than USC's offer.

[SoonerLB]

I told Nebraska that if they would turn tail and run to the Big 10 they'd be in a superior conference. BWAAAAHAHAHAAHAAAAAAAA!!! ;)

[OUthunder]

I delivered Brandon Weeden to Okie State for season season tickets to the Oklahoma Redhawks and a case of Smirnoff Ice.

[agoo758]

I told Reggie Bush to accept $$ from USC or I would Red Spek his Sooner Fans account. ;)

[soonerinabilene]

i told adrian peterson he would have to go to Texas unless HE paid ME 25K and told me why they called him A.D.

[Scott D]

I told Texas that Mack Brown had to lose 4 games this season or I was replacing DeLoss Dodds with Watson Brown.

[boomermagic]

i told adrian peterson he would have to go to Texas unless HE paid ME 25K and told me why they called him A.D.


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[swardboy]

I persuaded Roy Finch to come back to Oklahoma with the secret of where to find Sooner ringtones....

[ThinMan]

Darth Husker is my source.

[ruf/nekdad]

WOW, I can get a sooner ringtone? Where?

[Scott D]

You can get a sooner ringtone if you give me $25 to send a donation to the give * more terracotta statues fund.