Would someone please link the rules?

[SoonerNate]

Thank you.

Not complaining I just want to know what is allowed and what is not.

I've never heard of "posting drunk" being an offense.

Thanks in advance,

Nate

[Crucifax Autumn]

Some of them, but not the unwritten common sense stuff:


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[SoonerStormchaser]

Oh my God, really? That is your excuse for all the bull**** rantings we've seen in the past few weeks?

[TUSooner]

Also, if your posts are persistently stupid enough or inflammatory enough to pisz-off Dean, you're gone, maybe for a day, maybe forever. He gives warnings, though. So pay'tention. :)

[StoopTroup]

I don't know guys. He seems pretty serious. Maybe he's ready for the inner secrets?

http://img1.tvloop.com/img/showpics/20/42/l3589ff9e0000_1_12107.jpg

[Oldnslo]

do NOT show him the "handshake"!

[3rdgensooner]

B9q2jNjOPdk

[NormanPride]

http://ifoughtthelaw.cementhorizon.com/stop-posting.gif

[mgsooner]

I haven't been here long and I've already ignored this dumb***

[C&CDean]

Hey Nate,

Jesus loves you. Me, not so much. Now go read your Bible. You'll find the rules in there.

[StoopTroup]

Better tell him which one....there's a bit of discussion in the oval that might throw him. :D

[The]

Hey Nate,

Jesus loves you. Me, not so much. Now go read your Bible. You'll find the rules in there.


What if he's Mormon?

[SoonerLVZ]

The first rule of Fight Club is not talking Fight Club...

[C&CDean]

What if he's Mormon?

Well then he's already ****ed. (No offense hubler...)

[jumperstop]

If you have to ask you're doing it wrong...

[soonerchk]

Serious question. I'm still new enough not to know, but does Nate always whine like this, or is this new and different?

[The]

Serious question. I'm still new enough not to know, but does Nate always whine like this, or is this new and different?

Pipe down, toots.

[soonerchk]

Stop following me or I'm going to throw your shoes on the roof.

[C&CDean]

Serious question. I'm still new enough not to know, but does Nate always whine like this, or is this new and different?

Nah, Nate just tries to be Tuba and RLIMC on steroids - sans the believing in God part. Or something like that. Anyhow, he's pretty damned obnoxious/offensive/ignoint however you slice it.

[soonerchk]

Nah, Nate just tries to be Tuba and RLIMC on steroids - sans the believing in God part. Or something like that. Anyhow, he's pretty damned obnoxious/offensive/ignoint however you slice it.

Sounds adorable.

[StoopTroup]

Sounds adorable.
http://redstick.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/churchlady.jpg

[badger]

I love the first amendment passage in the board rules. I see it on other forums all of the time about moderators limiting their freedom of speech or whatever. :rolleyes:

Moderator: The amendments also allow for freedom of the pursuit of happiness, so it would make me happy to see crappy posts deleted :P

[3rdgensooner]

Nah, Nate just tries to be Tuba and RLIMC on steroids - sans the believing in God part. Or something like that. Anyhow, he's pretty damned obnoxious/offensive/ignoint however you slice it.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v424/gen3sooner/LOL/1221742229.jpg

[tcrb]

Sounds adorable.

Just your type? :D

[The]

... however you slice it.

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u108/TheSooner/Gothcake.jpg

[BillyBall]

Posting drunk is a problem? Ole Vet is screwed...

[olevetonahill]

Serious question. I'm still new enough not to know, but does Nate always whine like this, or is this new and different?

Seems like just the last month or so, Ima have to go back and read some posts from a few months ago:confused:

[C&CDean]

Posting drunk is a problem? Ole Vet is screwed...

No, olevet posts durnk. There's a diff.

[olevetonahill]

Posting drunk is a problem? Ole Vet is screwed...

I got in under the DrunkGrandfather clause;)

[Scott D]

Posting drunk is a problem? Ole Vet is screwed...

we only worry about olevet posting sober.

[olevetonahill]

we only worry about olevet posting sober.

Yea right, Like thats gonna ****in happen :rolleyes:

[Scott D]

that's why we worry when it does :D

[olevetonahill]

that's why we worry when it does :D

Cause ya know I had to have been sick. I thot i was gonna have to quit drankin with this sugar prob , But O fingered it out , Instead of Quitin drankin i just quit quit eatin .
Winner ;)

[StoopTroup]

boobs>noobs

[Crucifax Autumn]

Posting drunk is fine. Posting like a drunken azzhole on an alcohol induced rage is not.

[XingTheRubicon]

I thought half of the posters here were drunk. I'm drunk right now.

[olevetonahill]

I thought half of the posters here were drunk. I'm drunk right now.

Im only 1/2 drunk . So i can be posting 1/2 sobre er 1/2 durnk :P

[StoopTroup]

I believe the term "Browned Out" might apply just to help with the color commentary.

[XingTheRubicon]

my most lofty ambition for tonight is to only tan out

[49r]

What's a "link the rules"?

[olevetonahill]

What's a "link the rules"?

Heres all the Rules on the Links that ya need .

http://golf.about.com/od/rulesofgolf/a/golfrules.htm

[Crucifax Autumn]

I believe the term "Browned Out" might apply just to help with the color commentary.

I think a lot of these people deserve a "brown-eye" myself.

[olevetonahill]

I think a lot of these people deserve a "brown-eye" myself.

Ya gonna "RIM" em ?

[Frozen Sooner]

I love the first amendment passage in the board rules. I see it on other forums all of the time about moderators limiting their freedom of speech or whatever. :rolleyes:

Moderator: The amendments also allow for freedom of the pursuit of happiness, so it would make me happy to see crappy posts deleted :P

They do? That must be one of them penumbra things they were talking about in Griswold.

[Crucifax Autumn]

I only use my penumbra when it's raining.

[Breadburner]

Nate has a small spekker......

[AlbqSooner]

Me? I get high on JESUS!:D

[olevetonahill]

Me? I get high on JESUS!:D

Ive gotten High WITH Jesus a few times , Man that was some good **** :cool:

[Crucifax Autumn]

Me? I get high on JESUS!:D

I tried that, but I couldn't get it lit once I rolled it up.

[GottaHavePride]

Yeah, see, sometimes posting drunk is cheeky, hilarious shenanigans. But other times it turns into profanity-laced tirades calling everyone in the state of Oklahoma effing hillbillies. (I'm paraphrasing.)

The second category there gets you carded. And FYI, starting a thread whining about how the board is moderated (like, say, this thread) ALSO earns you a card. Consider this a warning - I'm feeling generous since its gameday.

[StoopTroup]

Can't even post with out a screw up....this place has really gone downhill. :D

[GottaHavePride]

Give me a break, I'm posting from my Droid, getting my oil changed. :D

[OUthunder]

Posting drunk is one thing, but if you're a miserable drunk, you might want to watch a movie instead. I speak from experience.

[Wishboned]

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life.

[olevetonahill]

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life.

Fat and durnk aint bad tho ;)

[Wishboned]

Fat and durnk aint bad tho ;)

That's fat, drunk, and happy!

[StoopTroup]

pOOR bZYLOR...lozL