View Full Version : Next time you open up your wallet...
MR2-Sooner86
11/4/2010, 11:32 AM
Look at all those $1 bills and think about how many of them have been in a stripper's butt crack. Think about it.
Look at all those $1 bills and think about how many of them have been in a stripper's butt crack. Think about it.
*** pennies.
Boomer.....
11/4/2010, 11:43 AM
I was wondering why there is always glitter on them.
olevetonahill
11/4/2010, 11:53 AM
Never thot of it. Hell I wont ever spend another one.:)
This is me every night, dude. Just staring at buttholes, and gettin’ a buzz on.
Tulsa_Fireman
11/4/2010, 12:20 PM
So what you're saying is that I should stop licking all my money?
tommieharris91
11/4/2010, 12:23 PM
So what you're saying is that I should stop licking all my money?
No. In fact, you should do it more often.
virginiasooner
11/4/2010, 12:25 PM
Look at all those $1 bills and think about how many of them have been in a stripper's butt crack. Think about it.
What a great reason to switch to dollar coins!
soonercastor
11/4/2010, 12:29 PM
so technically, all those strippers have been sniffing crack from their azz. Since all those bills have traces of crack.
StoopTroup
11/4/2010, 12:46 PM
All our money goes through the bank more than you people know and the things they do to it are much worse. Those people are degenerates.
Mississippi Sooner
11/4/2010, 12:55 PM
http://fairvue.org/tekkoshocon4/dollarbill.jpg
Harry Beanbag
11/4/2010, 01:02 PM
I like it when I pull out some bills to pay for something and they are damp from *** sweat on a hot day. Handing them over to the clerk or whoever is kind of a guilty pleasure of mine.
saucysoonergal
11/4/2010, 01:05 PM
I only use my check card.
Pricetag
11/4/2010, 01:11 PM
I like it when I pull out some bills to pay for something and they are damp from *** sweat on a hot day. Handing them over to the clerk or whoever is kind of a guilty pleasure of mine.
Heh, when I was working my first job as a grocery bagger, I used to love to do that to the cashiers when I'd go through their line to get a snack before break.
It's kinda the same type of joy you get when some dude comes in after you in a public restroom and sits down on the still-warm seat you just got up from.
3rdgensooner
11/4/2010, 01:14 PM
I would have to leave my germ-resistant bubble to touch money.
Naht gonna duhit
Mississippi Sooner
11/4/2010, 01:15 PM
Heh, when I was working my first job as a grocery bagger, I used to love to do that to the cashiers when I'd go through their line to get a snack before break.
It's kinda the same type of joy you get when some dude comes in after you in a public restroom and sits down on the still-warm seat you just got up from.
I always turn around and leave when I see fresh *** sweat on the seat. I'll go out and do my business in the bushes first.
yermom
11/4/2010, 01:29 PM
This is me every night, dude. Just staring at buttholes, and gettin’ a buzz on.
this like is just so much funnier coming from you :D
Boomer.....
11/4/2010, 01:31 PM
I only use my check card.
Kinky!
Tulsa_Fireman
11/4/2010, 01:35 PM
It's kinda the same type of joy you get when some dude comes in after you in a public restroom and sits down on the still-warm seat you just got up from.
This is easily a top 5 creepiest feeling on the planet.
It's like pressing your *** against another dude's ***.
Like those texass band queers.
StoopTroup
11/4/2010, 01:36 PM
Under a microscope it all looks the same except that the tejas atoms are all ****ing each other.
Tulsa_Fireman
11/4/2010, 01:38 PM
IN THE BUTT.
Cue dramatic music.
Oldnslo
11/4/2010, 01:40 PM
hang on.
<sniff>
I guess my money got rinsed in the Atlantic.
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