Next time you open up your wallet...

[MR2-Sooner86]

Look at all those $1 bills and think about how many of them have been in a stripper's butt crack. Think about it.

[The]

Look at all those $1 bills and think about how many of them have been in a stripper's butt crack. Think about it.

*** pennies.

[Boomer.....]

I was wondering why there is always glitter on them.

[olevetonahill]

Never thot of it. Hell I wont ever spend another one.:)

[GDC]

This is me every night, dude. Just staring at buttholes, and gettin’ a buzz on.

[Tulsa_Fireman]

So what you're saying is that I should stop licking all my money?

[tommieharris91]

So what you're saying is that I should stop licking all my money?

No. In fact, you should do it more often.

[virginiasooner]

Look at all those $1 bills and think about how many of them have been in a stripper's butt crack. Think about it.

What a great reason to switch to dollar coins!

[soonercastor]

so technically, all those strippers have been sniffing crack from their azz. Since all those bills have traces of crack.

[StoopTroup]

All our money goes through the bank more than you people know and the things they do to it are much worse. Those people are degenerates.

[Mississippi Sooner]

http://fairvue.org/tekkoshocon4/dollarbill.jpg

[Harry Beanbag]

I like it when I pull out some bills to pay for something and they are damp from *** sweat on a hot day. Handing them over to the clerk or whoever is kind of a guilty pleasure of mine.

[saucysoonergal]

I only use my check card.

[Pricetag]

I like it when I pull out some bills to pay for something and they are damp from *** sweat on a hot day. Handing them over to the clerk or whoever is kind of a guilty pleasure of mine.
Heh, when I was working my first job as a grocery bagger, I used to love to do that to the cashiers when I'd go through their line to get a snack before break.

It's kinda the same type of joy you get when some dude comes in after you in a public restroom and sits down on the still-warm seat you just got up from.

[3rdgensooner]

I would have to leave my germ-resistant bubble to touch money.

Naht gonna duhit

[Mississippi Sooner]

Heh, when I was working my first job as a grocery bagger, I used to love to do that to the cashiers when I'd go through their line to get a snack before break.

It's kinda the same type of joy you get when some dude comes in after you in a public restroom and sits down on the still-warm seat you just got up from.

I always turn around and leave when I see fresh *** sweat on the seat. I'll go out and do my business in the bushes first.

[yermom]

This is me every night, dude. Just staring at buttholes, and gettin’ a buzz on.

this like is just so much funnier coming from you :D

[Boomer.....]

I only use my check card.

Kinky!

[Tulsa_Fireman]

It's kinda the same type of joy you get when some dude comes in after you in a public restroom and sits down on the still-warm seat you just got up from.

This is easily a top 5 creepiest feeling on the planet.

It's like pressing your *** against another dude's ***.

Like those texass band queers.

[StoopTroup]

Under a microscope it all looks the same except that the tejas atoms are all ****ing each other.

[Tulsa_Fireman]

IN THE BUTT.

Cue dramatic music.

[Oldnslo]

hang on.

<sniff>

I guess my money got rinsed in the Atlantic.