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3rdgensooner
11/4/2010, 10:00 AM
Ozzy Osbourne is a mutant, say scientists; hard-partying rocker's genes may explain his survival (http://www.nydailynews.com/lifestyle/health/2010/11/03/2010-11-03_ozzy_osbourne_is_a_mutant_say_scientists_hardpa rtying_rockers_genes_may_explain_.html)


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Crazy genes! Ozzy Osbourne's genetic mutations are the likely reason he
didn't die from drugs and alcohol abuse.



It's official: Ozzy Osbourne (http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2010/10/08/2010-10-08_ozzy_osbourne_to_westboro_church_get_off_my_cra zy_train.html) is a mutant!


A study of the hard-partying rocker revealed he actually has several genetic mutations that may explain how he's lived so long, scientists say.


Some of them "we've never seen before," said geneticist Nathaniel Pearson, who was part of the team that sequenced Osbourne's DNA for Massachusetts lab Knome Inc.


"I've always said that at the end of the world there will be roaches, Ozzy and Keith Richards," the Prince of Darkness' wife Sharon Osbourne said.


"He's going to outlive us all. That fascinated me - how can his body endure so much."


The 61-year-old "Black Sabbath" singer is as famous for his colossal intake as he is for his voice. He once said he did LSD every day for two years and he drank booze like water.


No surprisingly, many of the anomalies scientists discovered had to do with how he processes drugs and alcohol.


"He has an increased predisposition for alcohol dependence of something like six times higher," Knome co-founder Jorge Conde told ABCNews.com.


"He also had a slight increased risk for cocaine addiction but he dismissed that. He said that if anyone has done as much cocaine as he had, they would have been hooked."

Osbourne also has a more than double chance of suffering hallucinations from smoking marijuana -- although since he generally mixed drugs he didn't know if pot was the cause.


Ozzy said he was skeptical of the study at first, but gave in.


"I was curious," he said.


Given the swimming pools of booze I've guzzled over the years - not to mention all the cocaine, morphine, sleeping pills, cough syrup, LSD, Rohypnol, you name it - there is really no plausible medical reason why I should be alive," he wrote in a column for the Sunday Times of London.

Osbourne does have a noticeable Parkinson's-like tremor and some deafness.

The
11/4/2010, 10:03 AM
You're a mutant.

3rdgensooner
11/4/2010, 10:04 AM
Your face is a mutant.

The
11/4/2010, 10:05 AM
I used to be a model.

3rdgensooner
11/4/2010, 10:06 AM
Yes, I remember those garanimals ads.

The
11/4/2010, 10:07 AM
My penis was exceptional then, as well.

3rdgensooner
11/4/2010, 10:08 AM
You should get in on that Obama erection contest then.

The
11/4/2010, 10:09 AM
You're talking about my erect penis again.

Partial Qualifier
11/4/2010, 10:12 AM
Some of them "we've never seen before," said geneticist Nathaniel Pearson

Keith Richards says hi.

3rdgensooner
11/4/2010, 10:13 AM
You're talking about my erect penis again.It's my tourette's.

TUSooner
11/4/2010, 10:13 AM
I didn't think a thread could start with Ozzy's dissipation and then go DOWN-hill from there. Silly me!

3rdgensooner
11/4/2010, 10:13 AM
Keith Richards says hi.Excellent point.

Viking Kitten
11/4/2010, 10:16 AM
Does this mean we're also going to have to put up with Kelly and Jack for a long time?

Partial Qualifier
11/4/2010, 10:16 AM
Excellent point.


oh ѕhit -- I didn't even read the next paragraph before posting that.


"I've always said that at the end of the world there will be roaches, Ozzy and Keith Richards," the Prince of Darkness' wife Sharon Osbourne said.
lol

The
11/4/2010, 10:18 AM
Does this mean we're also going to have to put up with Kelly and Jack for a long time?


She's looking very doable lately.

Oldnslo
11/4/2010, 11:20 AM
I used to be a model.

Me, too!

The
11/4/2010, 11:23 AM
Me, too!

We should hang out and talk about commas and stuff.

soonerchk
11/4/2010, 04:42 PM
I heard fabulous stories about The's penis.

oumartin
11/4/2010, 05:01 PM
She's looking very doable lately.


yeah but your married to...... nevermind

The
11/4/2010, 05:02 PM
yeah but your married to...... nevermind

Have you heard how fabulous my Penis is?