Methinks the GOP may have their 2012 candidate

[Okla-homey]

Marco Rubio.

Just elected by over a million votes in Florida in a three-way race for Senate. Hispanic (son of Cuban exiles), habla espanol, former Speaker of the Florida House, and married to a stunningly good-looking former Miami Dolphins cheerleader.

[The]

His name is too funky and ethnic sounding. Not a chance.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

No way...not after the way he dissed the Minnesota Timberwolves

[tommieharris91]

WHERE IS THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE!?!?!?!

Ohhh and...

HE IS HITLER, MAO, BIN LADEN, AND STALIN ALL IN ONE!!!1!!

[picasso]

His name is too funky and ethnic sounding. Not a chance.

Sincerely,

Barack Obama

[3rdgensooner]

His name is too funky and ethnic sounding. Not a chance.And Catholic?

[Cornfed]

And Catholic?

I thought we got over that with JFK?

[SicEmBaylor]

It's way too early for Rubio. MAYBE in 2016.

[TUSooner]

And Catholic?

We elected a Muslim, so now we turn back the clock. A little. Papists are almost the same as real Christians. But I want to know more about his wife.

[The]

And Catholic?

Silly girl, Catholics don't have souls.

[The]

Sincerely,

Barack Obama


http://images.starcraftmazter.net/4chan/for_forums/thats_the_joke.jpg

[Frozen Sooner]

Forsooth. He's got a Cuban name. Must be a communist.

[virginiasooner]

We elected a Muslim,

So that's why the Obamas have made occasional appearances at St. John's Episcopal Church, across Lafayette Park from the White House.

[The]

So that's why the Obamas have made occasional appearances at St. John's Episcopal Church, across Lafayette Park from the White House.


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[Frozen Sooner]

Good Lord. We may need to pants someone around here for people to start getting humor again.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

PICK ME PICK ME!

[texaspokieokie]

We elected a Muslim, so now we turn back the clock. A little. Papists are almost the same as real Christians. But I want to know more about his wife.

yeah, like pictures.

[kbsooner21]

Marco Rubio.

and married to a stunningly good-looking former Miami Dolphins cheerleader.

TTIWWP

[TUSooner]

So that's why the Obamas have made occasional appearances at St. John's Episcopal Church, across Lafayette Park from the White House.

What are you gonna believe? That email I got saying he's a Muslim and the anti-christ or some news camera from the corrupt leftist mainstream media?! I mean the email I got had a link to a guy who looked like a real rabbi in it!



<sigh> ok ok ok, here it is......


;)

[royalfan5]

If we elect him, can we got a rational Cuba policy then? It took Nixon to go to China.

[Cornfed]

I say we just blockade Cuba until they give up.

[TUSooner]

Electing a Spanish-speaking president would only encourage illegal immigration and undermine English as the common language of Oklahoma.

[Tulsa_Fireman]

Electing a Spanish-speaking president would only encourage illegal immigration and undermine English as the O'FISHUL language of Oklahoma.

Fixed.

Cue banjos.

[virginiasooner]

If we elect him, can we got a rational Cuba policy then? It took Nixon to go to China.

He'd never get elected dogcatcher in Florida if he even THOUGHT that.

[Bourbon St Sooner]

Didn't we already try the Spanish speaking President thingy?

[Cornfed]

Didn't we already try the Spanish speaking President thingy?

Que??

[49r]

Good Lord. We may need to pants someone around here for people to start getting humor again.

No ****. That, or maybe SF.com could invest in a "stick-up-the-*** extraction device".

[landrun]

It's way too early for Rubio. MAYBE in 2016.

Why?

Obama was elected during his first term in the senate. Why would it be too early for a young Republican to do the same thing?

[picasso]

http://images.starcraftmazter.net/4chan/for_forums/thats_the_joke.jpg

Yeah I knew that.

Sad part is when you feel you need to explain that.

[LosAngelesSooner]

Don't know enough about him as of yet. It would be nice if he was a REAL Republican and stood by fiscal responsibility, limited government, staying out of our personal lives, etc. I also hope he's not another religious fanatic or closeted homosexual who hates homosexuals. That would be refreshing.

Regardless the guy can't be nearly the abomination of a candidate that Palin was/is/would be. She'll get DESTROYED in 2012 if she runs against The O.

I'm going to check this guy out and see where he stands on the issues.

[The]

Yeah I knew that.

Sad part is when you feel you need to explain that.

http://images.starcraftmazter.net/4chan/for_forums/thats_the_joke.jpg

[soonerscuba]

I also hope he's not another religious fanatic or closeted homosexual who hates homosexuals.Is and does. Rubio or Palin would half dozen or 6 in terms of being eminently beatable in a national.

[stoopified]

Sincerely,

Barack ObamaThat is Barcak H. Obama :D

[Tulsa_Fireman]

Who is Barcak?

[C&CDean]

So that's why the Obamas have made occasional appearances at St. John's Episcopal Church, across Lafayette Park from the White House.

Yeah, to case the joint so his buddy Osama can blow it the **** up. DOH.

[Cornfed]

Who is Barcak?

He's the grocer down the street.

[Tulsa_Fireman]

http://www.ourcampaigns.com/images/candidates/b19/FullC19190D0000-00-00.jpg

Seminole's finest!

VOTE CLEGG

[SicEmBaylor]

Why?

Obama was elected during his first term in the senate. Why would it be too early for a young Republican to do the same thing?

For starters, the sheer hypocrisy of Republicans nominating him would be astounding consider that virtually the only argument against Obama was that he was too young and hadn't served enough time in the Senate.

I like Rubio, but he needs some time to grow.

[C&CDean]

For starters, the sheer hypocrisy of Republicans nominating him would be astounding consider that virtually the only argument against Obama was that he was too young and hadn't served enough time in the Senate.

I like Rubio, but he needs some time to grow.

Oh c'mon, some of us might have said those things but everyone knows it's really cause he's a black muslim.

[kbsooner21]

Oh c'mon, some of us might have said those things but everyone knows it's really cause he's a black muslim.

LMFAO

[SicEmBaylor]

Oh c'mon, some of us might have said those things but everyone knows it's really cause he's a black muslim born in Kenya.

Fixed. :D

[Scott D]

both of you forgot socialist ;)

[Okla-homey]

both of you forgot socialist ;)

Fact: the son of a gun removed Churchill's bust from the WH because his Daddy didn't like Britain, Kenya's former colonial master. That's real Hatfield v. McCoy blood fued stuff right there. And to think, some people said BHO was "enlightened."

[Okla-homey]

We elected a Muslim, so now we turn back the clock. A little. Papists are almost the same as real Christians. But I want to know more about his wife.

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[soonerscuba]

Fact: the son of a gun removed Churchill's bust from the WH because his Daddy didn't like Britain, Kenya's former colonial master. That's real Hatfield v. McCoy blood fued stuff right there. And to think, some people said BHO was "enlightened."Is this tongue in cheek? If so, bravo. If not, Google can treat some of the symptoms of ODS.

[Cornfed]

ODS.

Ozone Depleteing Substance ?

[StoopTroup]

Meh...he'll be lucky to be Palin's Running Mate

I still think Jeb Bush would run if Palin tries to take over the Republican Party and Rubio would be smart to be loyal to Jeb IMO.

Rubio ran as a Teapotter in theory but got Jebs support. I'd have to think he'd stick with Jeb if the Pubs tried to put a 3rd Bush in the White House.

[AlbqSooner]

http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2010/11/03/alg_marco_rubio.jpg

YAY for Homey. She's HAWT:)

[AlbqSooner]

If we elect him, can we got a rational Cuba policy then? It took Nixon to go to China.

WTF??? Nixon was Chinese? Whodathunkit.

[royalfan5]

WTF??? Nixon was Chinese? Whodathunkit.

In the sense that Nixon was a noted anti-Communist hardliner prior to the Presidency, and Rubio would be coming from a similar background towards the current Cuban regime.

[soonerbub]

Is it too much to ask that someone who just got elected actually DO SOMETHING before we anoint them "the next big thing"?

We see in the last 2 years how that's working out so far

My money's on Christie because he is actually governing in a great way

[delhalew]

It's way too early for Rubio. MAYBE in 2016.

I know right? Who in their right mind would elect a senator halfway through his first term...nevermind.

[SCOUT]

The fact remains that there is a vital question about Rubio that needs to be answered. Are the communities he lived in organized and if so what was his role in their organization?

[SunnySooner]

I voted for ol' Marco (man, I want to yell "POLO!!!!" really bad everytime I say that name!!!) down here in Flo-Rida, but my only other choice was Crist, blech, so it wasn't too much of a decision. We'll see how he rolls in the Senate, but I tend to agree that 2012 is prolly too early for him to try for the Big House. I actually prefer a president that has a little more beef to his resume than "community organizer" and 20 minutes in the Senate before beginning his campaign. Call me crazy, I know. He's definitely one to watch, a lot of appeal, and his good looks don't hurt him none, that's fo sho.

[OklahomaTuba]

http://www.newsrealblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/chris-christie-2009-11-4-3-10-33.jpg
This.

[The]

Now that the Republicans have control of the House, where's the jobs? Why isn't the economy fixed yet? Why do we still have a deficit? Why are we still in recession? Are Republicans secretly Muslim and trying to ruin our country?

[King Barry's Back]

Marco Rubio.

Just elected by over a million votes in Florida in a three-way race for Senate. Hispanic (son of Cuban exiles), habla espanol, former Speaker of the Florida House, and married to a stunningly good-looking former Miami Dolphins cheerleader.

This thread is worthlesss without pics of the stunningly good-looking former Miami Dolphins cheerleader.

My own feeling is that in two years Senator Rubio will be a little green for the presidency, but I might make an exception.

[Caboose]

Now that the Republicans have control of the House, where's the jobs? Why isn't the economy fixed yet? Why do we still have a deficit? Why are we still in recession? Are Republicans secretly Muslim and trying to ruin our country?

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[Bourbon St Sooner]

Now that the Republicans have control of the House, where's the jobs? Why isn't the economy fixed yet? Why do we still have a deficit? Why are we still in recession? Are Republicans secretly Muslim and trying to ruin our country?


Is the last guy's fault.

[SanJoaquinSooner]

If we elect him, can we got a rational Cuba policy then? It took Nixon to go to China.

We do have a rational Cuba policy:

Any Cuban making it to shore gets a green card and an invitation to the Grand Old Party.
.

[SicEmBaylor]

We do have a rational Cuba policy:

Any Cuban making it to shore gets a green card and an invitation to the Grand Old Party.
.

Which absolutely must be stopped. I wouldn't blink at sending them back to Uncle Raul.

[SanJoaquinSooner]

Hey Sic Em,

I recall on another thread you suggested you'd make a great candidate yourself.... and I know a great billboard slogan for you:




Originally Posted by SicEmBaylor
I don't like illegal immigrants.
I don't like legal immigrants either.

[SicEmBaylor]

Hey Sic Em,

I recall on another thread you suggested you'd make a great candidate yourself.... and I know a great billboard slogan for you:

It's not exactly catchy, but it's the truth. I don't.

[SanJoaquinSooner]

It's not exactly catchy, but it's the truth. I don't.


I know, it's your quote:


http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showpost.php?p=2619753&postcount=8

[sooneron]

http://www.newsrealblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/chris-christie-2009-11-4-3-10-33.jpg
This.

It's interesting that people keep bringing up Jabba the Gov and I refute with some well known integrity issues, which NO ONE addresses.
Yet, there's Grimace popping up again as another POTUS hopeful, I guess it's because someone on Politico said he was da bomb. :rolleyes:

Another thing, getting all giddy about a governor in a state that none of you know nothing about or can really see how the guy governs, kills me. He is the decider part two. Ok, nevermind, you loved that guy until it was no longer the popular thing to do.

[SicEmBaylor]

I know, it's your quote:


http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showpost.php?p=2619753&postcount=8

Right, so what the hell is your point?

[SicEmBaylor]

It's interesting that people keep bringing up Jabba the Gov and I refute with some well known integrity issues, which NO ONE addresses.
Yet, there's Grimace popping up again as another POTUS hopeful, I guess it's because someone on Politico said he was da bomb. :rolleyes:

Another thing, getting all giddy about a governor in a state that none of you know nothing about or can really see how the guy governs, kills me. He is the decider part two. Ok, nevermind, you loved that guy until it was no longer the popular thing to do.

I addressed it in passing when I referred to him as a hack.

I still prefer Mitch Daniels notwithstanding his baggage from the Bush Admin.

[SanJoaquinSooner]

Right, so what the hell is your point?

It's just laugh-out-loud funny, nothing beyond that!

[texaspokieokie]

SJS;

saw where it was 100 in san diego & 96 in LA. in november. what's goin on ?????

[diegosooner]

SJS;

saw where it was 100 in san diego & 96 in LA. in november. what's goin on ?????

I can tell you it has been unseasonably warm in San Diego, but a cooling trend is on its way.

[bigfatjerk]

I addressed it in passing when I referred to him as a hack.

I still prefer Mitch Daniels notwithstanding his baggage from the Bush Admin.

He's done a pretty good job in Indiana, plus people look at Obama just as bad as Bush now so I don't think the Bush stuff will hurt him quite as bad. He can just point right back to Obama.

[Scott D]

It's not exactly catchy, but it's the truth. I don't.

you have no appeal nationwide without me on the ticket.