Our Next House Speaker

[StoopTroup]

Although I do feel we needed a change of Speaker of the House but is it wise for us to put all our hopes and dreams on a guy named "Boner" that dresses in orange ties?

[SoonerStormchaser]

Boehner...and yes. I lived in the district just north of his for years...he's actually pretty damn good.

[The]

Boehner...and yes. I lived in the district just north of his for years...he's actually pretty damn good.

A good Boehner?

[SoonerStormchaser]

Yah...and go figure, he's lasted for more than four hours...

[stoops the eternal pimp]

maybe he should consult a physician like I did

[The]

I hear he's gonna be firm with the Democrats. Hard and firm.

[3rdgensooner]

I don't have a problem with boners.

[The]

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[Howzit]

If Boenher becomes speaker he should stand tall, swollen with pride.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

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[The]

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[stoops the eternal pimp]

Hopefully Boenher doesn't get all excited when he gets in position and blows it.

[The]

I heard he came for Nancy Pelosi's seat.

[3rdgensooner]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v424/gen3sooner/MiscPictures/24753DG.jpg

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Now that he has been inserted into a new position, expect a slight curve in his approach

[The]

As Speaker, I wonder if he gets to use the back door?

[3rdgensooner]

He really likes oral tongue-wagging.

[Oldnslo]

He's used to being in a tight space, with nothing to work with but some nuts.

[hipsterdoofus]

I suppose he is enemies with Colonel Angus?

[stoops the eternal pimp]

We support Boehner
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[Oldnslo]

I hear he can really be tough on *******s!

[Partial Qualifier]

He's really gonna stick it to those puѕѕies on the left

[Howzit]

I understand Boenher tends to go off in spurts.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

usually too quick and brings disappointment when he does

[Howzit]

Perhaps if he concentrates on the details of proposed legislation he can prolong his performance.

[Howzit]

Or baseball stats.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

or the alphabet forward and backward

[stoops the eternal pimp]

or tape a poster of roseanne barr up over the headb....in his office

[OUthunder]

I've heard he's tough as steel.

[Howzit]

With the current political climate, he should have maximum protection.

[Howzit]

And there had better be no holes or he may be in for a nasty surprise.

[OUthunder]

I hope that he's hard on Barbara Boxer.

[3rdgensooner]

They call him magnum

[GDC]

Although I do feel we needed a change of Speaker of the House but is it wise for us to put all our hopes and dreams on a guy named "Boner" that dresses in orange ties?

Orange ties? He is orange.



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[stoopified]

I heard he came in Nancy Pelosi's seat.Fixed.

[soonerscuba]

He is raging right now with the direction of the country.

[LosAngelesSooner]

That pumpkin headed buffoon is going to do wonders for the Democrats. Almost as good as Michael Steele.

Goddamnit...I wish my party would quit being so effing incompetent and actually get some GOOD people in there instead of continually pulling jackholes like these out of their butts.

Speaker Boner Orangehead.

Vunderba. :rolleyes:

[picasso]

That pumpkin headed buffoon is going to do wonders for the Democrats. Almost as good as Michael Steele.

Goddamnit...I wish my party would quit being so effing incompetent and actually get some GOOD people in there instead of continually pulling jackholes like these out of their butts.

Speaker Boner Orangehead.

Vunderba. :rolleyes:

OK, please give us some names, Mr. Centrist Republican.

[soonerscuba]

And this thread goes limp.

[tommieharris91]

Know who else was a good speaker? Hirohito.

[The]

And this thread goes limp.

No crap. It would be nice if the SERIUZ BIZNESS posters would all stay on one thread.

BOEHNER. SUCK IT.

[3rdgensooner]

Christine O'Donnell diddles the Boehner

[stoops the eternal pimp]

I love Boehner...you guys keep your hands off of my boehner!

[The]

I love Boehner...you guys keep your hands off of my boehner!
It's OUR boehner now...

[Cornfed]

Know who else was a good speaker? Hirohito.

I heard him and Hitler were freindly.

[Ike]

He'll replace all the pork in the budget with thick, gleaming sausage.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

So I gotta share my boehner with other people? OK, well be gentle, and keep him out of the cold

[StoopTroup]

Kevin Bacon should run for Office. Everybody likes bacon. Not everyone can choke down a boehner well.

[3rdgensooner]

Speaker Boehner

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