What are they voting on up there this time?

[SoonerNate]

Making the Bible mandatory reading?

[tommieharris91]

They're voting on creating the Nazi Party and reviving Adolf Hitler.

BTW I thought you said you were gonna stop posting here.

[Cornfed]

I heard Himler was giving a victory speech soon.

[SoonerNate]

They're voting on creating the Nazi Party and reviving Adolf Hitler.

BTW I thought you said you were gonna stop posting here.

Why do you feel the need to eat your own? Do you think I'm a Texass fan or something?

[soonerchk]

Out here in jenks, we voted to allow a return to vigilante justice and free candy.

[Cornfed]

Out here in jenks, we voted to allow a return to vigilante justice and free candy.

We already have free candy here. :P

[badger]

There's some localized stuff of course, but statewide, the main thing is the big arse page of questions! Seriously, it took up an entire page and was incredibly wordy, so here's goes:

744 to keep our schools afloat
746 means IDs to vote
747 is term limits, derp derp.
748 does nothing. *crickets chirp*
750 means more state questions than initially
751 makes English the language officially
752 is weird law stuff en mass'd
754 can never be repealed if passed.
755 questions Sharia Law, yes they dare!
756 is very anti-Obamacare.
757 expands our Rainy Day Fund
That's all the questions! I'm all done'd!

[soonerchk]

We already have free candy here. :P

Y'all still have vigilantes too, don't you?

We're all kinds of backwards in the tulsa metro.

[tommieharris91]

Why do you feel the need to eat your own? Do you think I'm a Texass fan or something?

No, I think you're not much better than Rush/Tuba/LAS.

[Cornfed]

There's some localized stuff of course, but statewide, the main thing is the big arse page of questions! Seriously, it took up an entire page and was incredibly wordy, so here's goes:

744 to keep our schools afloat
746 means IDs to vote
747 is term limits, derp derp.
748 does nothing. *crickets chirp*
750 means more state questions than initially
751 makes English the language officially
752 is weird law stuff en mass'd
754 can never be repealed if passed.
755 questions Sharia Law, yes they dare!
756 is very anti-Obamacare.
757 expands our Rainy Day Fund
That's all the questions! I'm all done'd!

When I flipped my Ballot and seen the verbage I about crapped.

[soonerchk]

I read everything Sunday so I was all prepared. *smug*

[Cornfed]

Y'all still have vigilantes too, don't you?

We're all kinds of backwards in the tulsa metro.

Yes ,I run around nightly in my long undies looking for evil doers.

[soonerchk]

Yes ,I run around nightly in my long undies looking for evil doers.

But do you carry a torch in one hand and a pitchfork in the other?

[Cornfed]

But do you carry a torch in one hand and a pitchfork in the other?

If I carry that how can I carry my assault rifle and grappling hook?

[soonerchk]

If I carry that how can I carry my assault rifle and grappling hook?

You obviously need an intern.

[GottaHavePride]

In Kansas they're voting on whether to amend the state constitution to make sure our right to elect the criminally insane is protected.

At least, that's the way the explanation in the local paper was worded.

Note to editors: you don't really want to protect the right to vote FOR the mentally ill. You mean the right to vote OF (or possibly BY) the mentally ill. Regardless, if they're nuts, I DON'T WANT THEM VOTING.

[StoopTroup]

I am driven to follow a 1000 points of light.

[stoopified]

Making the Bible mandatory reading?You mean that isn't already mandatory? Here I am 50 years old and learning new stuff every day.

[Crucifax Autumn]

Here we are featuring incompetent versus crazy AND incompetent.

[TUSooner]

I was looking over that list (abridged version) with someone, and that's how I learned that Obama is a Muslim, put into office by the Islamists, who also want to put judges on the Oklahoma bench so Sharia law can be enforced. I never knew that. It's a good thing Oklahomans are putting their collective foot down to nip this imminent danger in the bud.
Did it pass?

And what about the law making English the "common" language? (That's the version I read.) I hear if that works out, the next referendum will mandate good weather and perpetual happiness.

[soonerchk]

I was looking over that list (abridged version) with someone, and that's how I learned that Obama is a Muslim, put into office by the Islamists, who also want to put judges on the Oklahoma bench so Sharia law can be enforced. I never knew that. It's a good thing Oklahomans are putting their collective foot down to nip this imminent danger in the bud.
Did it pass?

And what about the law making English the "common" language? (That's the version I read.) I hear if that works out, the next referendum will mandate good weather and perpetual happiness.

You'll be relieved to know that both measures passed, making OK safe from extremists.







I will be sooo disappointed if my sarcasm doesn't show.

[saucysoonergal]

It is all the crap the legislature couldn't or wouldn't pass and now it looks like we will have more every election cycle! yeah!!!

[Bourbon St Sooner]

Why do you feel the need to eat your own? Do you think I'm a Texass fan or something?

If you were a * fan, it would make more sense to us. Your babbling conspiracy theories seem ripe for austin.