OMG! I just won the British National Lottery!

[Penguin]

I just got an e-mail saying I won! I don't even remember buying a ticket, but apparently that can't stop my string of awesome good luck! I won exactly one million pounds!


I have to pay a small one-time fee and provide them with my bank account information, but that's just a mere technicality!



OMG! I'm so freaking happy! So long, suckers! I'm on easy street now!

[Cornfed]

Thats impossible ...I won it!!

[tommieharris91]

The Nazis run this lottery. I hear they're good peeps.

[soonercastor]

A Nigerian prince sent me the same email :eek:

[Boomer.....]

Can I borrow $5?

[soonercastor]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/94/US_$5_1963_USN.jpg

2% daily interest

[Cornfed]

Is that a silver certificate?

[Penguin]

Aw, man. I have to pay a $25,000 pound to dollar conversion fee. Not a problem when you see all that money I'm going to get. Luckily, Mr. Fred Peters of the British Money Conversion Institute is on top of the situation and he will let me know what else to do.


I am so blessed that British strangers are looking out for me and my well-being.

[AlbqSooner]

That'll buy a lot of live sushi.

[Boomer.....]

Is that a silver certificate?

No. They say silver certificate on it.

http://www.marketoracle.co.uk/images/5DollarSilverCertificate.jpg

[tommieharris91]

This one might be the best one yet.


My name is Dr. Ben S. Bernanke, Chairman, Federal Reserve System, U.S.A. However, i am blissful to inform you that the contract panel held at the white house today just released your name as one of the unpaid beneficiary.
Please view attached message for full details and get back to me immediately. Thanks

[stoopified]

A Nigerian prince sent me the same email :eek:
I got that one

[StoopTroup]

Is that a silver certificate?

This should help answer your question a bit....a little info on the Treasurer of the US that signed the $5 bill in question.

Kathryn Elizabeth Granahan (December 7, 1894 – July 10, 1979) was a Democratic member of the U.S. House of Representatives from Pennsylvania.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kathryn_O%27Hay_Granahan

[Cornfed]

No. They say silver certificate on it.

http://www.marketoracle.co.uk/images/5DollarSilverCertificate.jpg

I'm so used to this new money , any old money looks right creepy to me.