Coach Sherman

[olevetonahill]

Licks Peanut butter Off the Dead Collies

[Scott D]

Likes to wear green and yellow and imagine that he's got 30 year old Brett Favre at QB.

[Tigeman]

Is content to lose knowing South Aggy can't afford to fire his lazy butt!

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jG7uIJAXCcM/RsBpO6gOp1I/AAAAAAAAAjQ/8-bDeWi-ecE/s400/mike_sherman_sleeping.jpg
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[sooner59]

will grab his sack when he sees Sooners walking on the grass.

[soonerboy_odanorth]

...is massive FAIL even by fudge Packer standards!

[TheHumanAlphabet]

Wants to pull the scoreboard dude showing the dead collies the score to save the University money.

[noobalicious]

...once engineered a playoff loss by giving up 4th and 26 conversion by the Eagles.

[stoopified]

Is ripe for a home beatdown.

[CatfishSooner]

sucks a ****

[Ground_Attack]

keeps asking Franchione if he's still sore after his 2003 anal reaming.

[Whet]

...demands his coaches and players call him"The Shermamator"

[deweydw]

... watched the Rocky Horror Picture Show marathon dressed as Dr. Frankenfurter.

[Whet]

... is convinced the State named a city after him.

[tcrb]

....wears a cheesehead hat in the shower.

[yankee]

...still thinks the aggy corps is a real army.

[Whet]

... keeps goats on his roof to remind him of home.

[Howzit]

...was arrested for public lewdness for making a deposit at an aTm.

[SoonerPr8r]

Is closer to this
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Than this

http://www.aaamodels.co.uk/List_Pics/HAT/AF_99015_M4A3_105_SHERMAN.JPG

[OUmillenium]

...likes to use his last name as his favorite positive affirmation

[caseysooner]

Is still trying to implement the 12th man into his offensive gameplan

[OU Engineer]

still thinks the 12th man is his favorite XXX movie...

[deweydw]

... hates M&M's. They're to hard to peel.

[deweydw]

... tried to blow up the Longhorn team bus. He burned his lips on the tailpipe.

[StoopTroup]

...likes to strut his stuff naked except for those Corp boots and a riding crop.

[deweydw]

... was hunting in the woods. He happened upon this beautiful woman laying naked in the grass. He asked her, "Are you game?" The woman said "yes."

So he shot her.

[deweydw]

... broke his leg raking leaves. He fell out of the tree.

[Hot Rod]

...calls his "thing" the "11th man".

[yankee]

...was the guy with the AK-47 on campus last week.

[badger]

grrrr.... ruined the packers... grrrr... bad memories of losing seasons... grrr... glad we fired them... why the eff did aggie ever hire this idiot?

... was hired by A&M because of "pro experience." Unfortunately for the Aggies, the "pro experience" is LOSING "pro experience."

... tried to make Jorvorskie Lane a fullback after continuous weight gain since arrival on campus, but told him it was to help him get into the NFL. Fail.

... excuses losing by claiming that in each game, one team must lose and unfortunately A&M has to be that team repeatedly.

... will never have to worry about Aggies rushing Kyle Field. Not because the grass is another war memorial, not because of Corps seniors wielding their sabres, but because they just don't win big games under his leadership.

... once raised his voice to ref. Once. Realized the error of his ways and has never showed one ounce of emotion on the sideline since.

I could go on... Coach Aggie fail They were better off with Fran Fran or :rcmad:

[CaliBornSoonerBred]

.....is buying into the hype of the "brilliant" College Station media's idea that they are right in the thick of the big 12 south race.

[Cornfed]

...is good friends with clones # 2 and 3.

[Howzit]

...likes to sword fight with the A&M corps.

[badger]

... thinks A&M would be competing a lot better in the SEC than the Big 12.

... takes orders from Reveille.

... takes coaching advice from each and every one of A&M's fans in attendance.

... as such, has stopped wearing hats to games.

[caseysooner]

...took himself out of the hot seat by successfully lowering the bar of the aTm football program.

[StoopTroup]

....likes to blow bubbles. Evidently Bubbles has a crew cut and has been in school 7 years there.

[Crucifax Autumn]

...Is filling out his ballot randomly today.

[AlbqSooner]

Licks Peanut butter Off the Dead Collies

And really doesn't like peanut butter.:eek:

[deweydw]

... got a job at an east Texas sawmill. Just before lunch on his first day, he lost a finger. When asked how he lost it, he replied, "I just touched this big spinning thing here like thi...Damn! There goes another one!"

[deweydw]

... thinks Cheerios are donut seeds.

[deweydw]

... got rid of his freezer. He got tired of cutting the ice into little squares to fit into the trays.

[BigDeezy]

licks Lassie

[olevetonahill]

Wishes he sold Paint instead of having to face the SOONERs this weekend

[Landthief 1972]

can't figure out why the cadets kiss girls after a touchdown when there's so many eligible boys standing around.

[Howzit]

...heard the new Speaker of the House may be named Boehner, and it twitched.

[KRYPTON]

...went ATM, and dude, you never go ATM!

[tommieharris91]

...never got the secret decoder ring.

[Keller Sooner]

Was caught naked on top of the College Station watertower, but wasn't charged with indecent exposure, they got him for sky- jacking instead. :D

[SoonerPr8r]

.....can't wait to get Broyles' autograph

[badger]

... tells recruits to get their grades up, or get their guns up.

Applies to both Tech and Poke :D

[cjames317]

... gets down better than sMack Brown.

[Outopia]

....wants to date one of the A&M cheerleaders,,,,cause he thinks coveralls are sexy.

[Sooner98]

...has Bieber Fever

[Hot Rod]

...wonders if Moss fails at the Titans, if he can get him to sign with ATM.

[cjames317]

... is breaking out the bunsen burner to fire up his players.

[Football Jim]

Will have a disgusted stunned look on his face as he looks up at the scoreboard.

[olevetonahill]

Thinks a hard on denotes personal growth

[KantoSooner]

Wishes he sold Paint instead of having to face the SOONERs this weekend

Will go home and drink paint after facing the Sooners on Saturday.

[deweydw]

... took the Mack Brown class for speed clapping... And failed.....

[olevetonahill]

Cant figure out how they get Teflon to stick to the pan.

[Dwight]

...sucks.

[TrophyCollector]

Is still trying to implement the 12th man into his offensive gameplan

...has succeeded in implementing the 12th man into himself. In fact, he is well over 100.

[olevetonahill]

Wishes he was on the Train to durnkytown ;)

[sendbaht]

thinks the 12th man is one extra guy he can date.

[gaylordfan1]

Is knee deep in Natty light tonight.

[StoopTroup]

....is wondering why his donation didn't get to Cam.