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The
10/27/2010, 01:18 PM
I've got 20 bags of this:

http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/8320/xfvfh.jpg
Serge Ibaka
10/27/2010, 01:20 PM
The neighborhood kids would assure that you receive extra tricks this year.
tommieharris91
10/27/2010, 01:21 PM
Is this today's poop thread?
The
10/27/2010, 01:22 PM
Is this today's poop thread?

There are already several politics thread churning about here that serve that purpose.
OhU1
10/27/2010, 01:54 PM
The usual, bags of broken glass, cigarettes and razor blades.
JohnnyMack
10/27/2010, 02:01 PM
AIDS and despair.
SoonerNate
10/27/2010, 02:04 PM
Like every other year- cough drops
Mississippi Sooner
10/27/2010, 02:16 PM
I live so deep in the woods, anyone knocking on my door after dark gets met with a shotgun and a drunken attitude.

Of course, if they come bearing the proper gifts and tribute, I allow 'em to come on in and sit a spell. At least till the liquor runs out.
StoopTroup
10/27/2010, 02:18 PM
I'm handing out Tea Bags.
The
10/27/2010, 02:21 PM
I'm handing out Tea Bags.

They'll put your *** in jail for a long time for that.
BillyBall
10/27/2010, 02:25 PM
Roofies and a 4 pack of Loko.
rekamrettuB
10/27/2010, 02:55 PM
May I have the temproary tattoo? I'll PM you my address.
The
10/27/2010, 02:56 PM
May I have the temproary tattoo? I'll PM you my address.

I'll give you a carrot.
rekamrettuB
10/27/2010, 02:58 PM
I'll give you a carrot.

I'll pass.
SoonerNate
10/27/2010, 02:59 PM
What is the least popular candy? Anyone have any thoughts? Whatever we conclude is what I am going to purchase. Black Licorice?
The
10/27/2010, 02:59 PM
I'll pass.

You'd like it.
Lott's Bandana
10/27/2010, 03:00 PM
I'm handing out quart-size ziploc bags full of swagger.
soonerchk
10/27/2010, 03:07 PM
A shiny new dime.


And yes, black licorice is the worst candy. Even worse than those nasty dried up pieces of something in the orange wax paper.
NormanPride
10/27/2010, 03:11 PM
My grandmother always had peanuts and gum. I have no idea why.
3rdgensooner
10/27/2010, 03:21 PM
http://upshizzle.com/pfiles/4865/ATT46111866.jpg
sooner59
10/27/2010, 03:27 PM
Sushi.
saucysoonergal
10/27/2010, 03:29 PM
Thin slices of Leroy.
texaspokieokie
10/27/2010, 03:37 PM
candy
rekamrettuB
10/27/2010, 04:20 PM
Air Force Ones....2 purrrr pur trick-ur-treaters.
SouthCarolinaSooner
10/27/2010, 04:22 PM
http://i43.tinypic.com/j7486d.jpg
naturally
Serge Ibaka
10/27/2010, 04:24 PM
http://i43.tinypic.com/j7486d.jpg
naturally

"Yuck! Worst Energy Drink Ever! *vomit*"
OUthunder
10/27/2010, 08:28 PM
Vicodin, the 1st one is always free.
Cornfed
10/27/2010, 08:31 PM
Pump shot guns, we need recruits for the takeover.......;)
OU_Sooners75
10/27/2010, 08:38 PM
http://she-fit.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/pancakes1.jpg
olevetonahill
10/27/2010, 11:52 PM
1 ounce Bottles of OVJ
SicEmBaylor
10/28/2010, 12:32 AM
I really want to dress up as PedoBear and hand out homemade confectionery.
soonerboy_odanorth
10/28/2010, 12:42 AM
A steaming heaping cup of disappointment...

"You kids STFU and get the hell out of my yard!"

Trust me, I'm doing them a lot of good in the long run.

I expect one day, they'll thank me for it...

"Gee, thanks Mister! I had no idea what a whiny insufferable little wretch I was. But now I am a productive citizen bussing tables at Tattered Tails Gentlemen's Club pulling down $6.03 per... and that's AFTER taxes!"
soonerboy_odanorth
10/28/2010, 12:52 AM
What is the least popular candy? Anyone have any thoughts? Whatever we conclude is what I am going to purchase. Black Licorice?

I'm sure you can find Peeps leftover from last Easter at a dollar store.
OUthunder
10/28/2010, 03:25 PM
1 ounce Bottles of OVJ

How bout 4 ounces for the adults, lol.
Tulsa_Fireman
10/28/2010, 03:29 PM
You guys suck.

Where's the chocolate?
The
10/28/2010, 03:31 PM
You guys suck.

Where's the chocolate?

It's in the AIDS that JohnnyMack is handing out.
olevetonahill
10/28/2010, 03:31 PM
How bout 4 ounces for the adults, lol.

Thats fer the Party AFTER the lil bastages is passed out :D


You guys suck.

Where's the chocolate?

Chocolate OVJ? that just sounds nasty :eek:
SteelClip49
10/29/2010, 12:33 AM
Black Licorice rocks!!!

Nougat wrapped in black and orange wrapping is ****.

Circus peanuts are nasty too.

I will pass out individually wrapped sardines.
yankee
10/29/2010, 01:19 AM
i'm trying to decide between vicodin, adderall, and cialis.

any recommendations?
Collier11
10/29/2010, 02:01 AM
mustache rides
AlbqSooner
10/29/2010, 06:44 AM
Chocolate OVJ? that just sounds nasty :eek:

YUCK!! Kinda like Dr. Pepper and OVJ.;)
Crucifax Autumn
10/29/2010, 07:28 AM
i'm trying to decide between vicodin, adderall, and cialis.

any recommendations?

Dump 'en all in one bottle and shake well.
TheHumanAlphabet
10/29/2010, 08:38 AM
The usual, bags of broken glass, cigarettes and razor blades.

Mainway Products?
StoopTroup
10/29/2010, 08:43 AM
I just found some leaky old batteries in the garage.
texaspokieokie
10/29/2010, 10:16 AM
wish it would get here,before i eat all the candy.
TheHumanAlphabet
10/29/2010, 10:25 AM
A dark house.
soonerchk
10/29/2010, 11:17 AM
Lawn darts and bottle rockets.
olevetonahill
10/29/2010, 11:20 AM
Actually Ima just passing out
soonerchk
10/29/2010, 11:24 AM
Actually Ima just passing out

You should hang a sign around your neck saying "Please take one".
StoopTroup
10/29/2010, 11:26 AM
You should hang a sign around your neck saying "Please take one".

No kid is gonna get that close....to scary.
olevetonahill
10/29/2010, 11:35 AM
You should hang a sign around your neck saying "Please take one".

heh



No kid is gonna get that close....to scary.

A dude said he thot he saw me at the ISU game. I said Ya did why dint ya say Hi and ****, He said he wernt sure it were me Plus I skeered his wife :eek: :D
soonerchk
10/29/2010, 11:40 AM
Free to a good home?