Colorado Tailgate

[C&CDean]

OK, we lost a game. It's time to get the **** over it and move on. I'd just as soon forget about last Saturday and start focusing on this Saturday. There's a lot of ball to play, and who knows where this team might end up in January? Just think, we could all be whorns, and how bad would that be?

Details for the CU tailgate:

Time: Tailgate will start around 2:30ish and the food will be ready about 3:30ish. Or whatever. I'll be there around 11:00 or so to set up, and the beer will be cold by noon or so.

Where: Same place as always - west parking lot of Casa Blanca building on the corner of Jenkins and Boyd in Norman, USA.

Menu: Chili. Yes, we usually don't have chili until the final game, however, GHP and a few others specifically requested it for the CU game and that's what we're gonna do. There'll be beef chili, deer chili, and elk chili. There'll be wimpy and warm. Momma will also have some hot dogs and Slovacek's on hand. We'll have cornbread, crackers, fritos, cheese, onion, sour cream, etc. for the chili. If you'd like to bring something that goes with chili or a dessert that would be greatly appreciated. If you'd like to bring your own version of chili please do. Momma kindly requests that you bring it in a crock pot or some type of electrical cooking dealio so we can plug it in and keep it warm.

Beverages: We'll have the usual assortment of beverages in the usual amount. When they're gone, they're gone. If you don't like what we provide, please feel free to BYOB.

Who is welcome: Once again, everyone. Even you Leroid.

Cost: As always, free. Please feel free to donate to the tip jar and/or purchase raffle tickets from Homey by the TV. Without your generous donations we cannot continue the tailgates in the high-fallutin' style to which we've become accustomed.

Tips from management: Enjoy yourself in a great way. Please be responsible and insure those friends/family you bring with you do the same. Please do not tell your entire neighborhood there's a free tailgate so bring all your relations on over and grub/drink for nada. Please do not bitch if we run out of food/drinks. Please let me know if you see someone being irresponsible or displaying any behavior that is out-of-line. Please introduce yourself if you are a poster so we know who you are and identify any friends/family who are with you.

[soonerboy_odanorth]

boop boop. Got an itch. And the only thing that can scratch it is...

MORE DEAD BOVINE. And the native variety will work just fine, thank you very much!

[ChickSoonerFan]

And leave your keys at the tailgate if you park there and go to the game!

Or else they will move your car the hard way if need be. Seriously.

[Lott's Bandana]

Never seen a "FIRE DEAN" thread.

[WildBlueSooner]

Damn...sounds like a great tailgate. I will be there and hope to meet many of you!

[bri]

FIRE DEAN

[olevetonahill]

If I can find some Buffalo meat, Ill make some chilli ;)

[GottaHavePride]

HELL YES!


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[yermom]

w00t. chili FTW!

[colleyvillesooner]

And leave your keys at the tailgate if you park there and go to the game!

Or else they will move your car the hard way if need be. Seriously.


Leaving your keys there doesn't always work out so great either.

Just Sayin'. :D

[colleyvillesooner]

HELL YES!


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Get down, The Cheat!

[soonerbrat]

And leave your keys at the tailgate if you park there and go to the game!

Or else they will move your car the hard way if need be. Seriously.

and put your name and make/model of your car on your keys so they don't get thrown in someone else's car.

[soonerbrat]

GHP are you trying to give everyone a seizure?

[soonermagicgirl]

ill be there at 11am to help set up. i have to leave during first quarter as i have a party to attend. sorry.gonna miss some of the game.

[soonerbrat]

where are your priorities? sheesh. ;)

[setem]

I am coming as Kenny Powers!

[yermom]

GHP are you trying to give everyone a seizure?

no love for the light-switch rave?

[TUSooner]

Don't bring any antique collectible drinking vessels. :O

[Howzit]

Why, will TU Jr be there?

;)

[OUmillenium]

Hey, does anybody have a link or access to the pics that were taken at the last tailgate? Would love to see some. Thanks in advance

[Soonerwake]

Mmmmmmmmmmm...chili.............

I'm bringing the boot..

[StoopTroup]

Does real Chili have beans in it? :D

Also....does Crab Salad go with chili?

[C&CDean]

Hey, does anybody have a link or access to the pics that were taken at the last tailgate? Would love to see some. Thanks in advance

I have the pics in a folder on my computer. Doleo is supposed to put them up, but the cheap, lazy bastard keeps saying he's too busy. Boy ain't never worked a day in his life...

I'd be happy to put them up if I could.

[Howzit]

Your kid's car ok?

:D

[C&CDean]

Oh yeah. It ain't the first time we've had to move it.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Sorry I missed out on that...I was dropping a Orakpo in the terlet

[GottaHavePride]

GHP are you trying to give everyone a seizure?


No, but I can go get the seizurebots if you want. :D

[OU_Sooners75]

I invited an old friend. If she makes it, she is going to bring some beer bread.

Her car got put into the shop a day or two ago, so she said she dont know if she can make it yet.

[bri]

No, but I can go get the seizurebots if you want. :D

Do it and I'll Swayzebomb you into next week.

[soonersweetie]

mmmm beer bread sounds really good

[heathc]

Will there be TV's with the early games on.

[soonerbrat]

Will there be TV's with the early games on.

no. there's no television there. or anywhere.

[setem]

Will there be TV's with the early games on.

Yes there will be TV's but they only show games that are on later in the day!

[Soonerwake]

Yes there will be TV's but they only show games that are on later in the day!

Hey, you just worry about crab salad, young man...:D

[StoopTroup]

Fake Crab Salad sucks.

http://www.philamfood.com/images/P/IMG00074-20100212-1616.jpg

:D

[soonerbrat]

Hey, you just worry about crab salad, young man...:D

and you just worry about the boot.

[Soonerwake]

and you just worry about the boot.

Im coming, and the boot's coming with me...

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Bring it.

[StoopTroup]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2720/4392666619_26eec11312_m.jpg

[setem]

Fake Crab Salad sucks.

http://www.philamfood.com/images/P/IMG00074-20100212-1616.jpg

:D

I do not use the sticks man!

http://img2.tradeget.com/topbestsales%5C1SWUF6K01crab_chunks.jpg

:rolleyes:

[StoopTroup]

lol....Ummmmmmm....chunky fake crab....that's even more awesome. :D

[GottaHavePride]

http://www.nataliedee.com/100608/BYB-quab.jpg

[C&CDean]

I don't give a **** what it's made out of. That CS is the best I've ever had.

[StoopTroup]

I don't give a **** what it's made out of. That CS is the best I've ever had.

Really? Damn...I guess I have to try it now.

Quick question though...You've had crab salad before right?

[stoops the eternal pimp]

he has had crabs and tossed salad..is that close enough?

[C&CDean]

I am the crab afficiando. I've spent more than 100 weeks in Baltimore over the past 6 years. I've had crab cakes, crab chowder, crab salad, blue crab, king crab (not in B-more), and even fried crab. I knows me some crab. The CS that setem makes (or more likely his sister makes) is pretty dang good.

[soonerboomer93]

I hear setem has his own, self provided special crab supply

[StoopTroup]

I hear setem has his own, self provided special crab supply

Setem has shrimp and crab connections I hear...

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[StoopTroup]

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[Lott's Bandana]

I am the crab afficiando. I've spent more than 100 weeks in Baltimore over the past 6 years. I've had crab cakes, crab chowder, crab salad, blue crab, king crab (not in B-more), and even fried crab. I knows me some crab. The CS that setem makes (or more likely his sister makes) is pretty dang good.


I don't see crab chili on that list.

[StoopTroup]

:D

[soonerbrat]

I am the crab afficiando. I've spent more than 100 weeks in Baltimore over the past 6 years. I've had crab cakes, crab chowder, crab salad, blue crab, king crab (not in B-more), and even fried crab. I knows me some crab. The CS that setem makes (or more likely his sister makes) is pretty dang good.


Anyway, like I was sayin', crab is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, crab-kabobs, crab creole, crab gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple crab, lemon crab, coconut crab, pepper crab, crab soup, crab stew, crab salad, crab and potatoes, crab burger, crab sandwich.........

[soonerbrat]

DAMMIT!!!

[setem]

Its gonna be there I just got all the ingredients! Thanks Dean for back up! The bitches don't know! Just so you know it is my sister's recipe but I put it all together.

[King Crimson]

sounds like a good time. i'll be fighting the good fight here in Boulder.

i got crabs.....from a girl in Missouri, once.

[C&CDean]

Emergency request: Momma just told me she's not gonna have time to bake cornbread, and the person who was going to make cornbread isn't going to be able to make it to the tailgate. So, if anyone would like to make some cornbread and bring it that'd be great.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

I'll hit up the wife..she mentioned to me last night something about making some..or was it giving me some...i dont remember

[C&CDean]

Got a person already on the CB. That being said, if you make unique cornbread (like jalapeno/cheese...hint...hint) then bring it on.

[Lott's Bandana]

I'll hit up the wife


I'm sorry...........................did you say something else?

[soonercruiser]

You guys need a tail-gaing center-piece??
soonercruiser is back from body shop Limbo! (3 months)

http://members.cox.net/franklipsinic/Cruisers/low%20-%20Spring%202009.JPG

[StoopTroup]

That's pretty cool.

[soonerbrat]

Got a person already on the CB. That being said, if you make unique cornbread (like jalapeno/cheese...hint...hint) then bring it on.

i just threw together some jalapeno cheese cornbread. never made it before and didn't have a recipe. if it turns out OK I'll bring it

[StoopTroup]

We didn't have all the ingrediants and Teh Wife did some Community Service this morning so it's looks like we're just gonna be ther to eat the Crab Salad Chili. Glad Brat pulled through. SPEK to Brat.

[StoopTroup]

Scratch that...she says shes making some too. I can't control her anymore. I may have to hide the cooking utensils.

[setem]

Crab Salad is done im going to pick my snot nosed nephew up and head that way soon! CRAB SALAD!

[StoopTroup]

Crab Salad is done im going to pick my snot nosed nephew up and head that way soon! CRAB SALAD!

Toss a couple of cans of Wolf Brand chili in it and you're on your way!

[MyT Oklahoma]

It's 5:57 p.m. CST and if your all not half wasted by now your just not trying. LOL

[soonercruiser]

Thanks for letting me tail-gate with ya'll!
Sorry I had to leave at 5:00...the wffie refuses to feed the Haloweeners their candy!
BUT....THE HOMEMADE JALAPENO CORNBREAD WAS GREAT!!!
:pop:

[stoops the eternal pimp]

food was great as usual...If you drive a nissan truck, REMEMBER TO LEAVE YOUR KEYS!!

Thanks to Dean and Lisa for going through all the trouble to get me out of there

[instigator]

The chili was great and I finally got some of that crab salad. Oh mommy!

Thanks to all the cooks!

[Lott's Bandana]

Sticky:

Great time again on a beautiful, if subdued night. The Crab Chili was tremendous!

Got to meet Mrs. StoopTroup, have buffalo chili and watch Tulsa beat Domer.

A good night.

Thanks Momma and Dean...once again!
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[StoopTroup]

I assured Setem that indeed I did taste the Crab Salad and that it was very good. I even had 2nds.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

I t-bagged setem's truck

[setem]

I t-bagged you!

I had a great time as usual! Glad you guys like the crab chili!

[tcrb]

Glad me and the Mrs. got to stop by last night and meet a few of you. It was almost game time so we didn't have time to eat,(but I did get a taste of that famous OVJ). Next time we'll be sure to get there earlier! Thanks to all for your hospitality!

[StoopTroup]

Nice to meet you and the Wife.

[soonermagicgirl]

Glad me and the Mrs. got to stop by last night and meet a few of you. It was almost game time so we didn't have time to eat,(but I did get a taste of that famous OVJ). Next time we'll be sure to get there earlier! Thanks to all for your hospitality!

We had another bottle of OVJ but it was so strong it busted the bottle..props to who was brave enough to clean it up! :)

[soonerbrat]

We had another bottle of OVJ but it was so strong it busted the bottle..props to who was brave enough to clean it up! :)


that was the weirdest thing....we were just sitting there and heard this loud POP...then there's OVJ dripping out of the bottle. It didn't shatter completely, probably because it was covered with tape, it just started leaking like crazy.

we didn't really clean it up, it evaporated quickly. when it busted it was dripping all over the ground, so someone (sorry, Matt, I dont' remember your screen name) grabbed it and took it where it would spill on the grass instead of the concrete...and Mrs. Dean, quick thinker that she is, grabbed some cups to catch as much as she could.

We probably should've put up a no smoking sign for a while ;)

[soonerbrat]

P.S. I will probably never drink the OVJ again...anything that can just spontaneously bust a bottle can't be good for you.

[C&CDean]

Thanks to all those who brought the cornbread, desserts, CRAB SALAD!!, etc. Also thanks to those who helped momma set up. I'm not sure how y'all did it without me, but it was a damn nice treat to show up like a regular tailgater at 5:30 and just start partying. I'm gonna have to cut hay more often...

[StoopTroup]

That OVJ deal sounds like some sort of Urban Legend to me. I'll have to run that by Snopes. :D

[soonerbrat]

That OVJ deal sounds like some sort of Urban Legend to me. I'll have to run that by Snopes. :D

whatever. Ask Mrs. Dean. she'll set you straight.

[StoopTroup]

:D

[C&CDean]

I'm driving the tractor back to the house to take a shower and head to the tailgate and momma calls. She goes "bring another bottle of the OVJ." I go "did those lushes already drink that one?" She goes "no, it was sitting in the sun and I guess it fermented or something and blew up the bottle." I started cracking up. Poison, that **** is. Pure poison.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

People worried about the OVJ?....I've been poopin antelope for 3 days...good stuff but my O ring is burnt...again

[btk108]

I'm driving the tractor back to the house to take a shower and head to the tailgate and momma calls. She goes "bring another bottle of the OVJ." I go "did those lushes already drink that one?" She goes "no, it was sitting in the sun and I guess it fermented or something and blew up the bottle." I started cracking up. Poison, that **** is. Pure poison.

*LMAO*....did she call out the Hazmat Team?

[Lott's Bandana]

I'm driving the tractor back to the house to take a shower and head to the tailgate and momma calls. She goes "bring another bottle of the OVJ." I go "did those lushes already drink that one?" She goes "no, it was sitting in the sun and I guess it fermented or something and blew up the bottle." I started cracking up. Poison, that **** is. Pure poison.


Chew your antelope first...those little horn things can do some damage.

[GottaHavePride]

People worried about the OVJ?....I've been poopin antelope for 3 days...good stuff but my O ring is burnt...again

Say what? I had 3 bowls of that stuff; it was delicious. I actually asked Mrs. Dean if she had any of the Nookyular variety, but she said she didn't make any chili that was actually hot. ;)

[yermom]

i heard another story of anal explosions. i had antelope and deer with no ill effects, but not the other one. what was the third one?

[GottaHavePride]

Buffalo & beef.

[StoopTroup]

Ebony and Ivory.....

[Crucifax Autumn]

Laverne and Shirley...

[soonerbrat]

they were all delishus...i tried all 3 before going with the antelope.

[soonermagicgirl]

Thanks to all those who brought the cornbread, desserts, CRAB SALAD!!, etc. Also thanks to those who helped momma set up. I'm not sure how y'all did it without me, but it was a damn nice treat to show up like a regular tailgater at 5:30 and just start partying. I'm gonna have to cut hay more often...


dean you should have seen me, darrell and angela trying to figure out how those freaking poles are set up to the awning. We couldnt remember where the short and long poles are placed. We had it all messed up. Luckily I called lisa and she was already around the corner and showed up to the rescue. At least now I know how to set up the awning. LOL