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GottaHavePride
10/24/2010, 09:48 PM
In other news, Randy Quaid is f***ing INSANE. (http://www.cnn.com/2010/SHOWBIZ/celebrity.news.gossip/10/24/quaids.asylum/index.html)

Randy and Evi Quaid are requesting asylum in Canada, which has nothing to do with the fact that they've recently been charged with a felony for skipping out on a $10,000 hotel bill, as well as burglary charges from squatting in a guesthouse they formerly owned and causing $5,000 worth of damage.

No, THIS is the best part...


Outside their immigration hearing in a Vancouver court on Friday, their local attorney held up a handwritten note from the Quaids, which read: "Yes we are requesting asylum from Hollywood 'star whackers.'"

"Hollywood is murdering its movie stars for ad sales. ... We want asylum from the murderous people in Hollywood. Accountants and lawyers -- embezzlers," Evi Quaid said, adding that "Heath Ledger was murdered."


Heh. Star whackers.
Soonerson1975
10/24/2010, 09:49 PM
Cousin Eddie looks sane compared to Randy Quaid.
bluedogok
10/24/2010, 10:13 PM
Cousin Eddie looks sane compared to Randy Quaid.
I don't think he was "acting" when he did that role.
StoopTroup
10/24/2010, 10:59 PM
I think Danny Bonoduce may need to be called to save them from the whackers....lol
Crucifax Autumn
10/25/2010, 01:17 AM
Danny IS a whacker.
sooner59
10/25/2010, 02:04 AM
They took Heath Ledger's job!

http://www.meh.ro/original/2009_12/meh.ro3066.jpg
rekamrettuB
10/25/2010, 09:33 AM
You serious Clark?
soonerboy_odanorth
10/25/2010, 11:13 AM
Sorry, but as this bizzaro story has unfolded, to me it only makes his screen rolls funnier.
The
10/25/2010, 11:15 AM
Sounds like someone read Glamorama then ate some pretty stout acid....

/actually believes Quad. I too read Glamorama then ate some pretty stout....
3rdgensooner
10/25/2010, 11:19 AM
Star Whackers...is that like groupies?
soonerchk
10/25/2010, 11:21 AM
Are Star Whackers any kin to Tally Whackers?
Crucifax Autumn
10/25/2010, 11:50 AM
I've had my tallywhacker in a starfish. does that count?
TheHumanAlphabet
10/25/2010, 12:11 PM
Man, those two are on the fast train to looney town...

Canada should put this one off real fast, don't touch it.
GDC
10/25/2010, 01:57 PM
Maybe they're doing one of those "has he really lost his mind or not documentaries" like Juaquin Phoenix.
soonerboy_odanorth
10/25/2010, 08:27 PM
Randy and Evi Quaid are resting in an asylum in Canada, which has nothing to do with the fact that they've recently been charged with a felony for skipping out on a $10,000 hotel bill, as well as burglary charges from squatting in a guesthouse they formerly owned and causing $5,000 worth of damage.

No, THIS is the best part...




Heh. Star whackers.

FIFY
StoopTroup
10/26/2010, 09:51 AM
This thread is worthless without pics. :D

http://www.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Randy-Evi-Quaid-Arrested-Again-500x376.jpg
StoopTroup
10/26/2010, 09:53 AM
The Salad Days....

http://resources0.news.com.au/images/2009/09/28/1225780/503228-dtthumb-randy-quaid.jpg
StoopTroup
10/26/2010, 09:54 AM
http://blog.zap2it.com/thedishrag/randy-quaid-evi-quaid-getty.jpg
StoopTroup
10/26/2010, 09:55 AM
My personal favorite...

http://www.hotmommagossip.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/RANDY-EVI-QUAID-LATEST-MUGSHOT.jpg
soonerchk
10/26/2010, 10:05 AM
This thread is worthless without pics. :D

http://www.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Randy-Evi-Quaid-Arrested-Again-500x376.jpg

Randy looks kind of like this kid:

http://www.myspaceantics.com/images/myspace-graphics/funny-pictures/stole-my-fish.jpg
stoopified
10/26/2010, 04:18 PM
Can you say whackado?