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olevetonahill
10/24/2010, 12:51 AM
Eats Buffalo shat fer Breakfast ;)
Soonerson1975
10/24/2010, 12:53 AM
Eats Buffalo shat fer Breakfast ;)

Served by intermural players
olevetonahill
10/24/2010, 12:54 AM
His son is the busboy ;)
TXBOOMER
10/24/2010, 12:55 AM
Mack Brown eats Buffalo c0cks for lunch.
Dwight
10/24/2010, 12:57 AM
sucks.
sooner59
10/24/2010, 12:59 AM
...will feel the full force of Sooner wrath this week as we take out our frustrations on them.
Okie35
10/24/2010, 01:07 AM
will try to join the Pac-12 early after this beatdown next week
agoo758
10/24/2010, 01:13 AM
Is beginning to realize that he probably doesn't deserve the credit he got at Boise State.
OUstud
10/24/2010, 01:16 AM
...****ing should be fired by now, jeez.
olevetonahill
10/24/2010, 01:07 PM
Gets no respect ;)
StoopTroup
10/24/2010, 01:17 PM
...saw a glimmer of hope for his team last night and then it went away and turned back into a nightmare again.
Unfrozen Caveman Sooner
10/24/2010, 01:21 PM
is collecting a pay check.
caseysooner
10/24/2010, 01:26 PM
Doesn't like constructive criticism about pratice time
stoopified
10/24/2010, 02:11 PM
Goes back to BSU to replace the geuis Petersen who takes over at OU for the fired Stoops at OU .(HEAVY SARCASM)
soonercastor
10/24/2010, 02:14 PM
... thinks Colorado's colors are black and cold ;)
Cornfed
10/24/2010, 02:27 PM
is looking for a female kicker.
TrophyCollector
10/24/2010, 04:22 PM
Goes for 2 after cutting the lead to 9 points late in the game.
StoopTroup
10/24/2010, 04:29 PM
...thought about retiring to Grapevine with his boyfriend.
yankee
10/24/2010, 05:05 PM
...has a brother that plays intramurals.
agoo758
10/24/2010, 05:08 PM
Probably should go COACH intramurals
bent rider
10/24/2010, 05:12 PM
Wishes he had a daughter who could date his quarterback.
budbarrybob
10/24/2010, 05:20 PM
Will Coach for Food
oudivesherpa
10/24/2010, 05:27 PM
Wishes he had a daughter who could date his quarterback.

Wishes he a a quarterback who would date his quarterback.:D
Cornfed
10/24/2010, 05:28 PM
wishes he could date his quarterback.....
deweydw
10/24/2010, 07:49 PM
... did date his quarterback and got to second base.
soonercastor
10/24/2010, 07:50 PM
...shat bricks when he played a BCS conference schedule...literally
SoonerNation20
10/24/2010, 07:57 PM
will gameplan to throw it to the middle of the field, and expect absolutely no pass rush the entire game....
bent rider
10/24/2010, 08:11 PM
will gameplan to throw it to the middle of the field, and expect absolutely no pass rush the entire game....

...won't bother with all that throwing business and just run off-tackle
AlbqSooner
10/24/2010, 09:18 PM
. . . Has delusions of adequacy.
StoopTroup
10/24/2010, 09:19 PM
....will soon be a memory.
soonerchk
10/24/2010, 09:20 PM
Still has a job???
SoonerNation20
10/24/2010, 09:22 PM
just got his new "cowboy butts drive me nuts" bumper sticker
stoops the eternal pimp
10/25/2010, 11:12 AM
wishes his son woulda went to school somewhere else
Crucifax Autumn
10/25/2010, 11:16 AM
...drives around naked eating roadkill.
OUthunder
10/25/2010, 11:17 AM
Wishes that he was back at Boise State, playing a conference schedule with the likes of Idaho, Louisiana Tech, San Jose State, and New Mexico State.
deweydw
10/25/2010, 11:37 AM
... will try a 6 wide reciever set.
Crucifax Autumn
10/25/2010, 11:39 AM
...may as well stay home.
Crucifax Autumn
10/25/2010, 11:55 AM
...has a cocktail weiner.
soonerchk
10/25/2010, 11:56 AM
wears a merkin
TheHumanAlphabet
10/25/2010, 11:57 AM
Not intended to wish harm on any player and written in terms of this thread...

Got his starting QB hurt just so he could play his son at QB one more time before he gets fired from CU.
Crucifax Autumn
10/25/2010, 12:01 PM
...eats ketchup on pop tarts.
soonerchk
10/25/2010, 12:06 PM
Kicks puppies for fun
Crucifax Autumn
10/25/2010, 12:50 PM
...is a big fan of rimming.
IslandSooner
10/25/2010, 01:28 PM
...... wishes one of the Rufnecks would spank him with one of those crimson paddles
Tigeman
10/25/2010, 01:38 PM
Instead of getting fired, has agreed to let Ralphie mount him daily!
soonerchk
10/25/2010, 01:41 PM
Wishes he could have roomed with Jordan Shipley and Colt McCoy.
bent rider
10/25/2010, 02:27 PM
...reports back to Orson after every game.
badger
10/25/2010, 04:05 PM
... will get fired even if his team wins every game for the remainder of the season, so might as well just do nothing but have pizza parties the rest of the way till the football budget runs out.

... wishes someone will hurry up and hire Chris Pedersen away from Boise so he can return home - and return to winning.

... beat OU in 2007, but is reminded daily that a "signature win" from three years ago does not count during your contract year.

... is currently ranked No. 1. However, the ranking is on the infamous "Coaches Hot Seat" rankings for coaches bound to get fired very shortly.

... is eager to move to the Pac 12. Surely Wazzu will hire him after Colorado lets him go???
stoops the eternal pimp
10/25/2010, 04:18 PM
doesn't want anybody else, when he thinks of howzit, he touches himself
Octavian
10/25/2010, 04:55 PM
makes Rick Neuweasel and Gary Barnett look like Alonzo Stagg and Knute Rockne
bent rider
10/25/2010, 04:55 PM
...is reminded every day by his wife that the supply of potatoes in their garage is running low.
bent rider
10/25/2010, 04:57 PM
...is hoping that someone in Boulder will send their child up in a helium balloon to divert attention from Buffs football.
badger
10/25/2010, 05:06 PM
... throws the marshmallows back at the students
cjames317
10/25/2010, 05:09 PM
... is just a sweet transvestite ...
badger
10/25/2010, 05:13 PM
... also throws the Colorado t-shirts back at students when his team is down by three touchdowns during Homecoming against Texas.
soonercastor
10/25/2010, 05:16 PM
...constantly sends messages to Chris Peterson to remind him not to leave Boise
SoonerCLF
10/25/2010, 05:51 PM
... has his offense running one play all week... jet sweep.
bent rider
10/26/2010, 12:17 PM
...carved a mustache on his pumpkin.
Landthief 1972
10/26/2010, 12:54 PM
Goes through 2 cans of AquaNet a day.
Hot Rod
10/26/2010, 01:37 PM
..has problems being the master of his domain.
cjames317
10/26/2010, 03:26 PM
... just boarded Jerry Jones' jet and he's bringing hell (a/k/a Cody) with him!
bent rider
10/26/2010, 04:32 PM
...is the chaperon and designated driver for all player visits to the Denver Broncos' games.
BoomerJ
10/26/2010, 10:39 PM
Will be asking the refs for 5 downs of play all game.
Cornfed
10/26/2010, 10:40 PM
....Eats fiber for breakfast.
BoomerJ
10/26/2010, 10:41 PM
wears a merkin

wears a burka.
Cornfed
10/26/2010, 10:43 PM
wears a burka.

....backwards!!!!
bent rider
10/26/2010, 10:49 PM
wears a merkin

...wears a gherkin.
Hot Rod
10/27/2010, 01:17 PM
It's Div 1 football!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9S3RbRifTSk
Outopia
10/27/2010, 01:33 PM
....wants to be lowered into a mine in Chile,,,,, before Saturday.
Landthief 1972
10/27/2010, 01:52 PM
brushes his teeth with a toilet brush.
SoonerPr8r
10/27/2010, 02:04 PM
...asked Cody if he could switch places with him on saturday
StoopTroup
10/27/2010, 02:46 PM
...knows where to find the great white buffalo after a hot tub accident
Iam4OUru
10/27/2010, 08:22 PM
http://www.denverpost.com/paige/ci_16442433




But, an intriguing choice would be a current SEC head coach.

Les Miles of LSU probably could be lured to CU. Miles and LSU have just about had enough of each other, and the coach of the 2007 BCS champions has said to friends that his favorite place to live and coach was Boulder, where he served as offensive line coach under McCartney from 1982-86. Would the "Mad Hatter," so named because of his dicey play-calling and odd nature, be the first choice as Les "Miles High"?
OU_Sooners75
10/27/2010, 09:09 PM
...who's coach Hawkins?
unbiasedtruth
10/27/2010, 11:17 PM
pees in his pants a little every time his son completes a pass.....
agoo758
10/27/2010, 11:39 PM
Bumps three year old threads by asking where he can get a sooner ringtone.
reddfoxx
10/28/2010, 11:46 AM
... desperately wants to keep his job so that he can recruit San Francisco hard next year.
deweydw
10/28/2010, 12:05 PM
... will not get his female dogs fixed so that he can watch them hump each other when they're in heat.
cjames317
10/28/2010, 04:26 PM
... warned his players to not overlook us for KU.
KantoSooner
10/28/2010, 04:29 PM
...is about what CU deserves.
humblesooner
10/28/2010, 04:41 PM
http://www.denverpost.com/paige/ci_16442433




But, an intriguing choice would be a current SEC head coach.

Les Miles of LSU probably could be lured to CU. Miles and LSU have just about had enough of each other, and the coach of the 2007 BCS champions has said to friends that his favorite place to live and coach was Boulder, where he served as offensive line coach under McCartney from 1982-86. Would the "Mad Hatter," so named because of his dicey play-calling and odd nature, be the first choice as Les "Miles High"?

Don't mean to contribute to the hi-jacking of this thread, but...
Call me crazy, but I thought that nickname was because of the way he wears his hat. Nickname also = The Hat.
StoopTroup
10/28/2010, 04:43 PM
...will be a memory soon.
Football Jim
10/28/2010, 07:02 PM
Might make a fair pee wee coach. ..... Nah
bent rider
10/29/2010, 11:45 AM
...thinks the Pac-12 might be easier, 'cept for Oregon, Stanford, Arizona, Utah and USC.
StoopTroup
10/29/2010, 11:47 AM
....in Norman tomorrow....







FOR ME TO POOP ON!

http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/Previews/Triumph-Insult-Dog-w02.jpg
TheHumanAlphabet
10/29/2010, 12:00 PM
brushes his teeth with a toilet brush.

Because Mack Brown told him it was a good thing to do...
deweydw
10/29/2010, 04:45 PM
... and :mack: are butt buddies.
BetterSoonerThanLater
10/29/2010, 06:36 PM
...tries desperately to get his team to call him "tatonka"
Whet
10/29/2010, 06:51 PM
... ate too many "special" mile high brownies.
SoonerKnight
10/29/2010, 07:13 PM
gonna get fired so gonna have a lot of statue of liberty plays....yeah brother!!!
Ground_Attack
10/30/2010, 06:22 AM
is hoping his son can save his job.
Crucifax Autumn
10/30/2010, 06:36 AM
...eats rat salad sandwiches for breakfast.