Quick Question.....

[stoops the eternal pimp]

What do you do with a 4 hour erection?

TIA.

[The]

Long answer.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Have not been sleeping well so the doc gave me some kind of old muscle relaxer to get my sleep on...


So i go to pick up the script and the pharmacist says did the doc explain anything about this drug to you...I said just it would help me sleep..he says well its been known to cause erections that last up to 4 hours and if that happens you need to go to the clinic or the ER...

While thinking of something clever to say, I had to ponder what to do with it..

[C&CDean]

Call JM.

[Howzit]

Have not been sleeping well so the doc gave me some kind of old muscle relaxer to get my sleep on...


So i go to pick up the script and the pharmacist says did the doc explain anything about this drug to you...I said just it would help me sleep..he says well its been known to cause erections that last up to 4 hours and if that happens you need to go to the clinic or the ER...

While thinking of something clever to say, I had to ponder what to do with it..


I've seen Mrs. step. I'm sure you'll think of something.

[soonerchk]

Lots and lots of porn?

[stoops the eternal pimp]

I'm gonna take 1 before the tailgate next week and see what happens

[Howzit]

Hook a bruthuh up?

[3rdgensooner]

muscle relaxer that causes erection?

[MR2-Sooner86]

Play lots of ring toss.

[Collier11]

BONER

[stoops the eternal pimp]

muscle relaxer that causes erection?

well thats not right even though i called it that..he said its an old anti depressant that isn't used for that anymore

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Hook a bruthuh up?

Im bringing the bottle playa...I'll set it up there next to the OVJ

[The]

well thats not right even though i called it that..he said its an old anti depressant that isn't used for that anymore


Is it called Levitra?

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Cialis..thats it!!

[Howzit]

Cialis..thats it!!

That can, in fact, cause 4 hour erections.

So I've heard.

[Collier11]

Is a 2 inch hard on really that much of a distraction?

[stoops the eternal pimp]

howzit and I will be matching up in an exhibition boner sword fight at the colorado tailgate...

[Howzit]

Touche'

[mgsooner]

You only call if you've taken the medicine. If you haven't taken the medicine, you don't call.

[StoopTroup]

You only call if you've taken the medicine. If you haven't taken the medicine, you don't call.

What if maybe some dude slipped you a Mickey.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2sYXHRFeJNk/RcviHbHqRYI/AAAAAAAAAsY/lK2EgOen_Wk/s400/Slip+Mickey.jpg

[Harry Beanbag]

I would do whoever would let me.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

well i've got a list of about 6 people

[StoopTroup]

well i've got a list of about 6 people

To do or 6 folks who have gone more than 4 hours?

[stoops the eternal pimp]

6 folks to do...if you keep giving me problems, the list is down to 5

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

..he said its an old anti depressant that isn't used for that anymorehe would be wrong. It's VERY MUCH an anti-depressant.

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

What do you do with a 4 hour erection?
Why would an eternal pimp not know the answer to that question?

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Why would an eternal pimp not know the answer to that question?

cuz pimps get to the point...I m trying to figure out what to do with the 3:59:30 of the thing I dont need

[RacerX]

Take 5 minutes and make your wife a sandwich.

[OUthunder]

What do you do with a 4 hour erection?

TIA.

Use the hell out of it.

[Howzit]

Oh, like you'd know.

[PDXsooner]

It's called a priapism. Go to the ER.

[Blue]

If erection lasts for more than 4 hours...call more ladies.

http://s11.allstarpics.net/images/orig/i/3/i3u5bv2ij68l3i56.jpg

[RedNekkid]

Like the song says....Just beat it.

[Penguin]

First, they give you a shot with something that lowers your blood pressure.


If that doesn't work, they inject saline in the penis to encourage the blood to flow.


If that doesn't work, they stick a needle in and start sucking the blood out. That's guaranteed to work. There is an enormous amount of blood in that thing!


If your erection lasted 12+ hours, then the blood trapped in the penis has begun clotting. They may need to perform surgery to clean out the blood clots. Mr. Happy might not work quite right after that.



You're welcome. Do not ask me how I know.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

O..........M........................G

[picasso]

What do you do with a 4 hour erection?

TIA.

Mow the lawn then jog down sorority row at TU.

[SoonerStormchaser]

I'd call a friend and brag...after nailing my wife for that long.

[Crucifax Autumn]

First, they give you a shot with something that lowers your blood pressure.


If that doesn't work, they inject saline in the penis to encourage the blood to flow.


If that doesn't work, they stick a needle in and start sucking the blood out. That's guaranteed to work. There is an enormous amount of blood in that thing!


If your erection lasted 12+ hours, then the blood trapped in the penis has begun clotting. They may need to perform surgery to clean out the blood clots. Mr. Happy might not work quite right after that.



You're welcome. Do not ask me how I know.

That had to be quoted to make people squirm more. :P

[Crucifax Autumn]

I'd call a friend in drag...

:eek:

[SoonerStormchaser]

I know YOU would Crux...that shouldn't be too hard to find in your town (how bout Frank Marino?)

[Crucifax Autumn]

LOL

[Fraggle145]

Boner :O

[Fraggle145]

Its a Sooner Thang. You make my thang swang.

[SanJoaquinSooner]

Send a cell phone pic of it to Jenn and ask her advice.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

my wife or the other jenn?

[SanJoaquinSooner]

my wife or the other jenn?

Choose wisely.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

i just showed my wife the 2 minute version..not impressed

[SanJoaquinSooner]

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.politicsdaily.com/media/2010/09/del-lead.jpg

[btk108]

i just showed my wife the 2 minute version..not impressed

in 20 second intervals.....I"m sure she wasn't

[tulsaoilerfan]

Play lots of ring toss.

With funyuns :D

[soonerinkaty]

Per 40 Year Old Virgin, light a match, blow it out, and put the hot end on the inside of your wrist. The burn will take your mind off of the your massiveBONER. Err, that's what Hollywood says.

[StoopTroup]

I started to read this thread backwards and it made me a little airsick.

[Tulsa_Fireman]

NEEDS MOAR SWAGGER

[stoops the eternal pimp]

FINISH

[StoopTroup]

SWEDISH