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The
10/19/2010, 04:39 PM
What should I do?:texan:
soonerchk
10/19/2010, 04:42 PM
Go ask Ooner?
badger
10/19/2010, 04:43 PM
Go play outside in the rain. It hasn't rained in this area in awhile, so enjoy it while you can. After your shoes are all muddy and you're soaking wet, run back inside and track your muddy footprints everywhere, making sure that every drop of rain that was attached to your coat (I assume you wore one) is now on the furniture, floors, carpet, etc. It just can't be on you.

It's what my dogs did this morning. They looked like they were having fun doing it.
Veritas
10/19/2010, 04:44 PM
Tough choice. I'd go with your first instinct.
BillyBall
10/19/2010, 04:45 PM
PIITB
tommieharris91
10/19/2010, 04:49 PM
PIITB

This.
C&CDean
10/19/2010, 04:53 PM
GFY?
soonerchk
10/19/2010, 04:54 PM
Jager. Lots and lots of Jager.
C&CDean
10/19/2010, 05:03 PM
Jager. Lots and lots of Jager.

Oh hells no. Sometime when I have more time I'll tell my one and only Jager story. I probably told it on here some time in the past. Suffice it to say I woke up at about noon with my boots downstairs, my pants around my ankles, laying half-in, half-out of my apartment and nary a clue how I got there. Then I puked for two days. To Jager's credit, I did start the night with about 10 shots of tequila and a pack of beer. I can't blame it all on the Jager.
silverwheels
10/19/2010, 05:05 PM
If you're over the age of 20, you should be drinking real liquors, not Jager.
soonerchk
10/19/2010, 05:12 PM
Oh hells no. Sometime when I have more time I'll tell my one and only Jager story. I probably told it on here some time in the past. Suffice it to say I woke up at about noon with my boots downstairs, my pants around my ankles, laying half-in, half-out of my apartment and nary a clue how I got there. Then I puked for two days. To Jager's credit, I did start the night with about 10 shots of tequila and a pack of beer. I can't blame it all on the Jager.


If you're over the age of 20, you should be drinking real liquors, not Jager.


That's a typical Tuesday for The. Except you didn't say anything about a waitress from Louie's trying to kill him.:eek:
Lott's Bandana
10/19/2010, 05:27 PM
Oh hells no. Sometime when I have more time I'll tell my one and only Jager story. I probably told it on here some time in the past. Suffice it to say I woke up at about noon with my boots downstairs, my pants around my ankles, laying half-in, half-out of my apartment and nary a clue how I got there. Then I puked for two days. To Jager's credit, I did start the night with about 10 shots of tequila and a pack of beer. I can't blame it all on the Jager.


Funny...Jager doesn't sound like a Greek name.
NormanPride
10/19/2010, 05:40 PM
It's dangerous outside. Use this:

http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/additional/large/office_space_kit_mat.jpg
TUSooner
10/19/2010, 06:50 PM
Give us all the details ...

and we'll be sure to lead you to whatever we think will result in the most amusing story when you tell us later how bad everything turned out.
C&CDean
10/19/2010, 08:17 PM
Give us all the details ...

and we'll be sure to lead you to whatever we think will result in the most amusing story when you tell us later how bad everything turned out.

If I got into the gory details I could write me a couple novels...

I'm pretty happy with my life, but good God Almighty I have paid me some dues.
Partial Qualifier
10/19/2010, 08:25 PM
Jump up & down. Turn around.

Pick a Bale of Cotton.
3rdgensooner
10/19/2010, 08:27 PM
Plastics
TUSooner
10/19/2010, 08:44 PM
Plastics

That post is better than y'all know. :D
Breadburner
10/19/2010, 09:27 PM
Try reverse left-hand....Get some strange......
soonerchk
10/19/2010, 09:36 PM
I'm not giving you advice again because you never listen anyway.
The
10/20/2010, 08:17 AM
I decided.
Collier11
10/20/2010, 08:45 AM
Balogna
The
10/20/2010, 08:46 AM
Balogna

No, cereal.
stoops the eternal pimp
10/20/2010, 08:47 AM
is this the poop thread?
The
10/20/2010, 08:48 AM
That's a typical Tuesday for The. Except you didn't say anything about a waitress from Louie's trying to kill him.:eek:

Louie's waitresses are prudes. :texan:
TUSooner
10/21/2010, 08:01 AM
Louie's waitresses are prudes. :texan:

My niece is a waitress at a Louie's. Just sayin'
I rather hope she's something of a prude. :D
The
10/21/2010, 08:14 AM
My niece is a waitress at a Louie's. Just sayin'
I rather hope she's something of a prude. :D

I may have come into contact with her.
stoops the eternal pimp
10/21/2010, 08:57 AM
hopefully your contact with her won't require shots for her
TUSooner
10/21/2010, 08:59 AM
I may have come into contact with her.

She's pretty smart, so I'm not concerned.
soonerchk
10/21/2010, 09:52 AM
She's pretty smart, so I'm not concerned.

Ask her if she's ever thrown a patron's shoes onto the roof.
saucysoonergal
10/21/2010, 10:03 AM
Why would a patron have his shoes removed in a dining establishment. You can't even do that at All American Burger.
soonerchk
10/21/2010, 10:09 AM
Why would a patron have his shoes removed in a dining establishment. You can't even do that at All American Burger.

It's The. Things happen.
Oldnslo
10/21/2010, 10:29 AM
The Continental?

Chinese Backhand?

Sleeper?

possibilities are endless!
The
10/21/2010, 12:35 PM
Why would a patron have his shoes removed in a dining establishment. You can't even do that at All American Burger.

I like to be comfortable while I'm blending in inconspicuously into the crowd.

/Wallflower.
3rdgensooner
10/21/2010, 12:39 PM
I like to be comfortable while I'm blending in inconspicuously into the crowd.

/Wallflower.
Which makes people want to fight you.
The
10/21/2010, 12:40 PM
Which makes people want to fight you.


They're jealous of my penis.
Collier11
10/21/2010, 12:41 PM
well quit walking around with a penis in your mouth
The
10/21/2010, 12:43 PM
well quit walking around with a penis in your mouth


http://sidelionreport.com/files/2009/09/feels-good-head-0-292x300.png
Collier11
10/21/2010, 12:51 PM
burp
GKeeper316
10/21/2010, 01:39 PM
Louie's waitresses are prudes. :texan:
truth