Is Wayne Freakin' Rooney....

[TUSooner]

A. A victim of Czar Alex's tyranny?

B. An immoral & irresponsible retard?

C. A spoiled & overrated underachiever who is already past his mediocre prime?

D. A victim of Fetal Alcohol Syndrome?

I've always thought "D." That's the only reason I don't flat-out hate the guy. After all, he plays for my least favorite team, Man U, and when he plays for England, whom I like, he simply succccks.

[tommieharris91]

So who buys Rooney? Chelsea? Real? Barca? ACM?

[Scott D]

We'll find out if Mourinho or Perez is the one in charge of the squad at Real in January.

fyi, don't leave Man. City out of the running.

[TUSooner]

If he went to Chelsea, my opinion of him would improve. :D