Everybody is confused because OU has snuck up....

[Soonerus]

And surprised everybody...OU is the real deal, one of our best teams ever...just young and started a little slow....but 6-0...

[StoopTroup]

We ****ing suck. We must have paid off the refs to get this far.

[Cornfed]

actually the refs paid us to make them look good.

[OUthunder]

We suck, luckily for OU, I own voodoo dolls of all of the opposing teams.

[Collier11]

One of our best teams ever, not close. Snuck up and are better than previously thought, definitely. This team is a year early and I love it. Once again proves how good this coaching staff is

[Collier11]

We suck, luckily for OU, I own voodoo dolls of all of the opposing teams.

I thought those were sex dolls that you just put jerseys on of the opposing teams?

[OUthunder]

I thought those were sex dolls that you just put jerseys on of the opposing teams?

You been talking to my wife huh, lol. :D

[THE-JROD]

Quote:
Originally Posted by OUthunder
We suck, luckily for OU, I own voodoo dolls of all of the opposing teams.

I thought those were sex dolls that you just put jerseys on of the opposing teams?

Owned

[stoopified]

We ****ing suck. We must have paid off the refs to get this far.Refs ,hell! We paid off the other teams to take a dive. :D

[CatfishSooner]

This will go down as our best team EVAR....book it!!!!

[OUthunder]

Owned

Not the 1st time, won't be the last. I just go with the flow...unless it's heavy or I see red undies in the dirty clothes hamper. :D

[CrimsonRez]

Damn I bet OleVets credit card is about maxed out from all the rigging and payments to the refs that have been made :D

[THE-JROD]

Not the 1st time, won't be the last. I just go with the flow...unless it's heavy or I see red undies in the dirty clothes hamper. :D

Haha, that'a boy!!:D

[Collier11]

Drinkin JRod, its Monday!

[StoopTroup]

This will go down as our best team EVAR....book it!!!!

You need help. You probably would snap right back to reality if you were to make some tea from Skip Bayless toenails.

[THE-JROD]

Drinkin JRod, its Monday!

and tomorrow is Tuesday...whats your point? ;)

[OU_Sooners75]

and tomorrow is Tuesday...whats your point? ;)

At least you have your days down. Now if we can just teach you to count to 12!

[CatfishSooner]

You need help. You probably would snap right back to reality if you were to make some tea from Skip Bayless toenails.

:rolleyes:

I told you: BOOK IT...

we'll see who needs help after Laundry is hoisting up the crystal ball...doing the cool arm motion like heupal did!!!!!!

[StoopTroup]

Who the hell is heupal?

Is that like PayPal?

[OU_Sooners75]

:rolleyes:

I told you: BOOK IT...

we'll see who needs help after Laundry is hoisting up the crystal ball...doing the cool arm motion like heupal did!!!!!!

Yo do know he is being sarcastic right?

[SoonerSon]

One of our best teams ever, not close. Snuck up and are better than previously thought, definitely. This team is a year early and I love it. Once again proves how good this coaching staff is

^^This.

[Collier11]

you do know who catfish is dont you?

[THE-JROD]

At least you have your days down. Now if we can just teach you to count to 12!

Hey now, i was always told to take one step at a time...not to rush anything..just give it time!

[CatfishSooner]

Yo do know he is being sarcastic right?

:confused:

[Collier11]

thats what yer old lady tells you, "slow down, one step at a time, dont rush it, dammit"

[CatfishSooner]

Who the hell is heupal?

Is that like PayPal?

:rolleyes:
goin to spellcheck smack b/c you're scared of my BOOK!!!!!!!! :cool:

[olevetonahill]

One of our best teams ever, not close. Snuck up and are better than previously thought, definitely. This team is a year early and I love it. Once again proves how good this coaching staff is

UDUMAS . This Team makes me think very strongly of the 2K team .;)

[THE-JROD]

thats what yer old lady tells you, "slow down, one step at a time, dont rush it, dammit"

:D As long as i'm satisified

[olevetonahill]

Damn I bet OleVets credit card is about maxed out from all the rigging and payments to the refs that have been made :D

Hell, Bro I got an Obama card ;)

[Cornfed]

Hell, Bro I got an Obama card ;)

CRAP that means I paid for it !!!!

[StoopTroup]

It's not as scary as it is kind of something I think you'll need Dean to read for you.

http://www.7gadgets.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/monster_book.jpg

[Soonerus]

If the "D" starts gellin' we'll all be yell'in....

[CrimsonRez]

Hell, Bro I got an Obama card ;)

oh ****...we're all in on it!!!

[CatfishSooner]

It's not a scary as it is kind of something I think you'll need Dean to read for you.

http://www.7gadgets.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/monster_book.jpg

that's ghey...

[agoo758]

This will go down as our best team EVAR....book it!!!!

Like I've said before, if we were to win every game from now on by one point and take down the national championship, I'd consider this team better than 03 or 08.

[Collier11]

no way in hell this team is better than 03 or 08

[Soonerus]

no way in hell this team is better than 03 or 08

We shall see my friend...

[Cornfed]

no way in hell this team is better than 03 or 08

what if we say it real nicely?

[THE-JROD]

Possibly as good if not better than 03's....but don't think it compares to 08's

[agoo758]

no way in hell this team is better than 03 or 08

I hold 00 in higher regard in higher regard than those two years just as I hold Josh Heupel in higher regard than Jason White or Sam Bradford, not that they weren't great players in what were fantastic seasons, but those names and years bring about a little bit of sadness. :(

[CrimsonRez]

We shall see my friend...

I agree...nobody thought the "Little Giants" would win either ;)

[Collier11]

I do think by the end of the year, this D could be a great one

[Soonerus]

Possibly as good if not better than 03's....but don't think it compares to 08's


We shall see...

[Cornfed]

I do think by the end of the year, this D could be a great one

I see that happening.

[Soonerus]

I see it now...

[Collier11]

and tomorrow is Tuesday...whats your point? ;)

you still didnt answer the question dipsh*t

[agoo758]

I hope we beat LSU 21-14 in the next 7 National Championships. :mad:

[THE-JROD]

Guess i missed the question...or was your question about catfish directed towards me?

[Cornfed]

I hope that LSU loses to la la tech 21-14 every year.

[Collier11]

you drinking?

[THE-JROD]

When am I not? Grabbed a 12 pack after getting off work....

[Collier11]

atta kid, I didnt drink at all on gameday since my folks were in town so I popped open a bottle of Rum earlier

[agoo758]

atta kid, I didnt drink at all on gameday since my folks were in town so I popped open a bottle of Rum earlier

How bout some gin and juice this way bud?:)

[THE-JROD]

Your parents against drinking I take it? I dont take many days off from drinking....gotta keep that tolerance building

[Collier11]

o6TUhx2wX0M

[Collier11]

Your parents against drinking I take it? I dont take many days off from drinking....gotta keep that tolerance building

Not against it at all, I just wanted my stepdad to enjoy his 1st OU game so I decided not to hammer beer all day :D

[CrimsonRez]

atta kid, I didnt drink at all on gameday since my folks were in town so I popped open a bottle of Rum earlier

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/1/14/128764544001475191.jpg

[Collier11]

love me some rum

[THE-JROD]

Not against it at all, I just wanted my stepdad to enjoy his 1st OU game so I decided not to hammer beer all day :D

Ahhh...i got ya....what you doing for mizzou game?

[Collier11]

I dont take many days off from drinking....gotta keep that tolerance building

YES, YES YOU DO

[Collier11]

Ahhh...i got ya....what you doing for mizzou game?

well ill have the house to myself so im thinking about seeing if any of my buddies want to come over and hammer beer :D

[THE-JROD]

well hell, that sounds like fun to me!! I have a dam wedding to go to that Sammi is in at 4...reception right after that...looks like i might be in the dog house before the night is over cause i'll be sneakin out early to find a tv!!

[THE-JROD]

YES, YES YOU DO

:D

[Collier11]

you bought her a ring, youre safe


My GF is taking her niece and the rest of her fam to the pumpkin patch. She asked me to go and I asked her if she was serious? They are going that night. I told them they coulda went any other time and I woulda gone

[agoo758]

My roommate got mad at my other roommate for playing too much assassins creed, so he got rid of the TV in his living room (it was his TV). So i'll be watching my game on ma laptop!

[Collier11]

Go to a bar

[THE-JROD]

haha yea...what was she thinking? Well..nevermind...SHE WASNT lol....the fiance seems to have that problem quite often...

[Collier11]

B*tches man :D

[THE-JROD]

Yea i agree...hit a bar....

[Collier11]

did you tell her you guys are sleeping on the floor/couch for Tech?

[OU_Sooners75]

love me some rum

Yo may fool those not in the know but we all know it was raspberry vodka you popped open!

[THE-JROD]

B*tches man :D

I know it...they just dont understand us :confused:

[agoo758]

Go to a bar


No bars in Natchitoches. North Louisiana is a dump. Would have hanged myself by now if there was no internet. Can't wait to move to Houston next year.

[THE-JROD]

did you tell her you guys are sleeping on the floor/couch for Tech?

Yea i did...she was ok with it....she is ready to show you she isnt a party pooper lol...as long as she gets all rested up....she'll be able to hang...for the most part haha

[Collier11]

well, grab a 18 pack and your computer, open up some pron for the commercials :D

[Collier11]

Yea i did...she was ok with it....she is ready to show you she isnt a party pooper lol...as long as she gets all rested up....she'll be able to hang...for the most part haha

I hope you didnt tell her I was raggin on you guys, then she will just think im judging her all the time LOL

[Collier11]

Yo may fool those not in the know but we all know it was raspberry vodka you popped open!

you wish you could drink like me

[THE-JROD]

I hope you didnt tell her I was raggin on you guys, then she will just think im judging her all the time LOL

No no...i didnt tell her you were raggin on us....just told her that you were givin me sh*t and that she better be ready for tech cause its going to be epic...and her reply was "oh i'll be ready" lol so we'll see...

[agoo758]

well, grab a 18 pack and your computer, open up some PRON for the commercials :D

:eek:

[Collier11]

No no...i didnt tell her you were raggin on us....just told her that you were givin me sh*t and that she better be ready for tech cause its going to be epic...and her reply was "oh i'll be ready" lol so we'll see...


I predict you getting in trouble



:eek:

:pop:

[agoo758]

Just letting you know guys, I plan on being here till I get that magical 500. :D

[THE-JROD]

Trouble for what? Being one drunk bass-turd?

[CrimsonRez]

Just letting you know guys, I plan on being here till I get that magical 500. :D

LETS DO ITTTTT!!!!

[Collier11]

Sammi will pull out the judgmental GF cus you will be too wasted :D

[agoo758]

Damn JROD, why don't you go post in the "dysfunctional wedding" section? :P

[CrimsonRez]

Damn JROD, why don't you go post in the "dysfunctional wedding" section? :P

this is the dysfunctional wedding section :D

[Collier11]

nah, his girl is cool. I just give him hell cus the 1st time he tailgated with me he got drunker than cooter brown, last time he brought his girl and he barely drank :D P*SSY!

[THE-JROD]

Well that would not be wise and she knows that...its better to bit*h at me the next day than when im drunk....lol

[THE-JROD]

Damn JROD, why don't you go post in the "dysfunctional wedding" section? :P

lol no dysfunction here....she is the best...just bit*hy at times...lol

[agoo758]

I would NEVER drink with my girl unless it was guaranteed "pron" time at the end....otherwise it's a lose-lose situation.

[Collier11]

See I agree Jrod and Agoo...my girl knows that if she bitches at me when im drinking, im gonna take it wrong or get pissed too easily but yet she always does. Just wait dammit :D

[THE-JROD]

nah, his girl is cool. I just give him hell cus the 1st time he tailgated with me he got drunker than cooter brown, last time he brought his girl and he barely drank :D P*SSY!

Well i've already promised an epic night the 13th....and my promises are set in stone!! You'll see!

[Collier11]

WE can get epically drunk, just dont pass out 2nd qt again :eek: :D

Hopefully its a night game

[THE-JROD]

See I agree Jrod and Agoo...my girl knows that if she bitches at me when im drinking, im gonna take it wrong or get pissed too easily but yet she always does. Just wait dammit :D

Yea i seem to always take things wrong when im drinking....funny how that works huh? :D

[agoo758]

See I agree Jrod and Agoo...my girl knows that if she bitches at me when im drinking, im gonna take it wrong or get pissed too easily but yet she always does. Just wait dammit :D

Usually if someone bitches at me when I'm drunk, I just hug them. Guys know this and avoid bitching at me altogether.

[THE-JROD]

WE can get epically drunk, just dont pass out 2nd qt again :eek: :D

Hopefully its a night game

lol...i've already guarenteed that's never happenin again....just wanted to show you guys a perfect example of what NOT to do :D

but epically drunk it will be!

[Collier11]

I do have to declare this to good ol Rus :D


http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0909/thread-jacked-demotivational-poster-1252548208.jpg

[agoo758]

I might just drive up to norman this year just to see how long JROD can take it. :pop:

[Collier11]

I might just drive up to norman this year just to see how long JROD can take it. :pop:

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

[agoo758]

I do have to declare this to good ol Rus :D


http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0909/thread-jacked-demotivational-poster-1252548208.jpg

I think it's a little late to point that out now.:P

[agoo758]

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Oh damn. I ****ed that up. :O

[THE-JROD]

I might just drive up to norman this year just to see how long JROD can take it. :pop:

Bring your arse on over then! Would be glad to put on a clinic!!:D

[Collier11]

ONE MORE POST, ONE MORE POST, ONE MORE POST

[THE-JROD]

YAHTZEEEE

[agoo758]

Hang a half a thousand on em! That's 500 posts!!!!

I was kind of hoping it would involve Leroy saying the words "I" and "wrong" in the same thread, but I'll take this one to. :D

[Collier11]

JRod, now you get the next milestone, 100!

[agoo758]

And Collier, you can go for a million!!

[THE-JROD]

Oh i'll get there tomorrow night when i get off work....gonna grab another 12 pack and post it up!!

[Collier11]

yea, im about to go watch some tv and finish my last drink for the night

[agoo758]

Go for it! and I am off to bed fellas.

[Collier11]

Aite, we will do this again ;)

[THE-JROD]

Yup, im outta here...piece biotch

[THE-JROD]

peace*...sure glad i know how to spell

[Collier11]

later fellers, DRINK!

[olevetonahill]

you do know who catfish is dont you?


Yup


CRAP that means I paid for it !!!!

Yup


no way in hell this team is better than 03 or 08

Dumas

[Joe]

you do know who catfish is dont you?

GDC?

[olevetonahill]

GDC?

not even close lol :D

[Joe]

not even close lol :D

The BOOK IT!!! threw me off :P

[GKeeper316]

Damn I bet OleVets credit card is about maxed out from all the rigging and payments to the refs that have been made :D

ha! vet aint got a credit card! he pays in hooch!!!!!

[King Barry's Back]

UDUMAS . This Team makes me think very strongly of the 2K team .;)

Reminds me of the 1985 team. Won the title in '85, but the Sooners were stacked with talent in 86 and 87. EVERYBODY expect OU to add another NC, but we just couldn't get past Miami.

Coach Switzer always said, "You win national championships when you don't expect it."

Proof in the pudding is our 2000, who literally came from nowhere, and that 85 team that should have been too young and thin to win it.

I think the reason is that when you are expected, your team carries the weight of that expectation, and your opponents make you a target.

Remember how Florida State ridiculed us going into the Orange Bowl? They thought we were another Va Tech.

This 2010 team, following up the five loss season last year, coming into the year with ?s at QB, Oline, receiver and D-backs, fits that mold perfectly.

This is the kind of overachieving team that is just fun to watch.

[CatfishSooner]

right when you least expect it...we have our best team evar...we don't deserve any less w/ that bull **** season last

[CrimsonRez]

ha! vet aint got a credit card! he pays in hooch!!!!!

Well that's good cause Vet never runs out of that :cool: