welcome to columbia...

[MFingMizzou]

...leave your diseases and poverty at home. Thanks--The state of Missouri

[GKeeper316]

i used to give arkansas a buncha **** till i went to missouri...

[olevetonahill]

If you are a typical Miszoo fan , then yer entire Fan base sucks worse than yer team .:rolleyes:

[GKeeper316]

how do you circumcise a dude from missouri? kick his sister in the chin.

[MFingMizzou]

how do you circumcise a dude from missouri? kick his sister in the chin.

How do you circumcise an okie? I don't know but, finding his penis is the hardest part.

[GKeeper316]

How do you circumcise an okie? I don't know but, finding his penis is the hardest part.

check your mom

[Crucifax Autumn]

check your mom

Otherwise known as aunt mommy.

[MrJimBeam]

How do you circumcise an okie? I don't know but, finding his penis is the hardest part.

Missouri Tiger football, hunting penis since 1901.

[deweydw]

How do you circumcise an okie? I don't know but, finding his penis is the hardest part.

You're on the wrong board. We're Sooners. That quote works better on orangepower.

[Sooner in Tampa]

Good Lawd...now Mizzou fans feel enpowered to talk trash? What is this world coming to?

[Crucifax Autumn]

I blame it on rap music.

[Sooner_Tuf]

HAHA This guy stayed up all night flaming. What a flamer.

[Frozen Sooner]

aaaand gone.

[beer4me]

Oh good grief here we go again with the mizzOU fans :(

[Crucifax Autumn]

"Them mean ole Sooners is postin' mean jokes about our coach!"

[XingTheRubicon]

Courtesy of the Missouri State Highway Patrol
Missouri busted 1,776 meth labs last year and we're on pace for more than 1,800 in 2010.
​Missouri has already done the three-peat -- leading the nation in meth lab seizures for three consecutive years, including a whopping 1,774 busts last year, nearly double the total of the next closest state -- and now, halfway through 2010, the Show-Me State is again setting the pace for meth labs.

http://blogs.riverfronttimes.com/dailyrft/2010/06/missouri_poised_to_lead_nation.php

[Crucifax Autumn]

Missouri: the smoke me, snort me, shoot me state!

[NateHeupel]

Missouri: Where entertainment goes to die

[CBUS_SOONER]

:pop:

[SoonerJack]

...leave your diseases and poverty at home. Thanks--The state of Missouri

Oh. As if...nevermind. I'm saving my keystrokes for something worthy.

[gaylordfan1]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEW8_KVhDFE

This never gets old!

[NateHeupel]

The OP has a point. If Missouri gets any more poverty or disease than they have presently, their entire state will be getting carpet bombed on CDC orders.

[Howzit]

Mizzou fans until Saturday:
:les: BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH





Mizzou fans after Saturday:

[MeMyself&Me]

...leave your diseases and poverty at home. Thanks--The state of Missouri

Because your pathetic state can't take any more of it I guess?

[picasso]

How do you circumcise an okie? I don't know but, finding his penis is the hardest part.

But it's a party for ya when you do!

[soonerinabilene]

you would think a journalism school could come up with something a little more clever.

[King Crimson]

true story. i got crabs in Missouri.

[stoopified]

how do you circumcise a dude from missouri? kick his sister in the chin.:D

[Beachsooner]

Is it OK if we bring Millard?

[3rdgensooner]

Killer smack dude

[soonerboomer93]

Missouri, home of sicem's favorite vacation spot

[tfoolry]

http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk140/tfoolry/Mizery.jpg

[OUinFLA]

Missouri, home of sicem's favorite vacation spot

isn't that the place he goes for "solitary" retreat?

[TigerFan4Life]

coming to Columbia.

Hope you guys have a safe and fun filled trip to Columbia. Here are some recommendations.


* Flat Branch Pub and Brewery is hands down my favorite restaurant in Columbia. Great microbrewery and the Brown Ale is fantastic.
http://www.google.com/search?q=flat+bran....b5cdb1806fef4aa
* Booches (on 9th st. next to Panera Bread Co.)
http://www.google.com/search?q=Booches&i....b5cdb1806fef4aa
* Murrays (South of the stadium on Providence & Green Meadows)
http://www.google.com/search?q=murray%27....b5cdb1806fef4aa
* Shakespeares Pizza wheat crust and pepperjack cheese is a must
http://www.google.com/search?q=shakespea....ient=firef ox-a



The bar scene is pretty good in Columbia...


* Field House is pretty crazy on a Friday night with $10 bottomless cup from 9-12.
http://www.google.com/search?q=fieldhous....ient=firefox -a
* The Penguin (dueling piano bar) is pretty popular on Fridays before games...usually doesn't carry many specials but is popular among the young and old.
http://www.google.com/search?q=the+pengu....b5cdb1806fef4aa
* Harpos is your quintessential college bar and very popular before, during and after games. They used to carry $1 bottles on Friday nights, but I doubt they do anymore due to games.
http://www.google.com/search?q=harpos+65....lient=firefox-a
* Big XII (now known as Campus Bar and Grill) is a pretty good bar with a lot of TVs, good food, and pretty cheap drinks. If you are here on Sunday, they have dollar burgers which are pretty damn good.
http://www.google.com/search?q=campus+ba....ie nt=firefox-a
* Bengals is a pretty good bar also. They have a huge outdoor seating area and lots of TVs inside. I also believe they have a shuttle to the game too.
http://www.google.com/search?q=bengals&i....b5cdb1806fef4aa
* Shiloh Bar and Grill is a really popular bar with live music Friday and Saturdays and a huge outdoor seating area.
http://www.google.com/search?q=shiloh+ba....ient=fir efox-a

All the bars you could want are between 9th St. to 4th street and Broadway to Elm St.


I would recommend checking out the campus while you are here, especially The Quad, Memorial Union, The new MU student center and our Rec Center http://www.mizzourec.com/facilities/..

[Howzit]

Do NOT come here trying to sound all pleasant and ****.

;)

[soonerinabilene]

welcome to big boy football. please leave your tampons in your uncledadmom's penigina.

[badger]

coming to Columbia.

Hope you guys have a safe and fun filled trip to Columbia. Here are some recommendations.

thank goodness, a reasonable fan shows up. i was almost sorry to see the other guy go.

A few football related questions:

1- Is Blaine Gabbert OK? He seemed a little shaken after a late play against A&M.

2- Can you please beat Nebraska? If they can't beat Texas after redding out the world, might as well embarrass them further on their way outta the conference.

3- Is your fanbase planning anything crazy for this weekend, like a "blackout" or something cool for the night game with ESPN in town?

Aside from some screwy fans that like to yell obscenities our direction, Mizzou is a fun team to play.

[theSoonertheBetter]

...leeve ur dizeezes and povertee at home. We got enuff. Thanx--The state of Misery
FIFY

[TigerFan4Life]

thank goodness, a reasonable fan shows up. i was almost sorry to see the other guy go.

A few football related questions:

1- Is Blaine Gabbert OK? He seemed a little shaken after a late play against A&M.

2- Can you please beat Nebraska? If they can't beat Texas after redding out the world, might as well embarrass them further on their way outta the conference.

3- Is your fanbase planning anything crazy for this weekend, like a "blackout" or something cool for the night game with ESPN in town?

Aside from some screwy fans that like to yell obscenities our direction, Mizzou is a fun team to play.

1-Everything I have heard is he is fine.....Still probably in a little bit of pain, but he played through the A&M game and didn't seem to be in too much pain after the game.

2-I wish I could promise that we will beat them. I sure as hell hope we can, especially with Aldon Smith back by then. I believe if he Spys Martinez, he can keep him in check. ASmith is a freak of nature.

3-No blackout for the game, but a lot of gold....more than usual. Probably typical to the '07 Nebraska game
http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.missourinet.com/resource/image_librarian/20080903/080613/FaurotField.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.xbox360achievements.org/forum/showthread.php%3Fp%3D1938875&usg=__oQtZKGSf6Yg758er5d_vBU8oj1w=&h=392&w=591&sz=169&hl=en&start=0&zoom=1&tbnid=92fhHNNcVBqQPM:&tbnh=119&tbnw=168&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dmissouri%2Bfootball%2Bstadium%26um%3D 1%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26biw%3D1200%26bih%3D651%26tbs%3Disch: 1&um=1&itbs=1&iact=rc&dur=471&ei=G7O8TMr1H9CDnQeEgrWzDQ&oei=G7O8TMr1H9CDnQeEgrWzDQ&esq=1&page=1&ndsp=18&ved=1t:429,r:13,s:0&tx=54&ty=67

[Zbird]

Missouri Tiger football, hunting penis since 1901.

Found it once, named it Chase Daniel

[soonerborn45]

how do you circumcise a dude from missouri? kick his sister in the chin.

BAZINGA!!! :pop:

[soonersam]

I've always wanted to visit a place where picking your nose and eating it was accepted!!!! Cant wait to get there!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17sX3z0SMYg&feature=player_embedded

[gofishgrub]

Thinking about going to Columbia. How good, or bad, is the "standing only" endzone area? I have never been and would appreciate anyone's thoughts.

[StoopTroup]

"Them mean ole Sooners is postin' mean jokes about our homo coach!"

FIFY :D

[StoopTroup]

Thinking about going to Columbia. How good, or bad, is the "standing only" endzone area? I have never been and would appreciate anyone's thoughts.

It's a little better than Baylors Stadium. :D

http://www.virtualbirdseye.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/memorial-stadium-faurot-field-birds-eye-view.jpg

BU

http://www.virtualbirdseye.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/floyd-casey-stadium-birds-eye-view.jpg

vs....

OU

http://www.worldstadiums.com/stadium_pictures/north_america/united_states/oklahoma/norman_memorial1.jpg

Stadium smack! :D

[TigerFan4Life]

Thinking about going to Columbia. How good, or bad, is the "standing only" endzone area? I have never been and would appreciate anyone's thoughts.
Hmm...is it the hill area? I dont think I have ever heard of standing only endzone, I know they have bleachers in the north endzone, but I've never personally been there. But perspective wise it wouldn't give you the greatest view of the field and the jumbotron would be behind you. If you get there early enough you could squeeze in on the hill and thats not a bad spot by any means.
http://ususbaby.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/football%20field%202.jpg
thats the closest spot that I can find to the hill with roughly the same height.

[StoopTroup]

Here's a night shot. They can't spell Missouri.

http://www.ncaafootball.com/image_lib/stadiums_missouri.jpg

[TigerFan4Life]

My favorite night shot.
http://i38.tinypic.com/2w6wjo0.jpg

[olevetonahill]

Tigerfan
You did not deserve yer thread to be merged with the "IDIOTS"
as soon as i can I will turn ya green

[starclassic tama]

the only time i have encountered mizzou fans was at the 2008 big 12 championship. those were the worst fans i've ever seen, some serious white trash. not saying that is a good representative sample of their entire fanbase though.

[Sooner_Tuf]

Hang in there TigerFan.

[btk108]

the only time i have encountered mizzou fans was at the 2008 big 12 championship. those were the worst fans i've ever seen, some serious white trash. not saying that is a good representative sample of their entire fanbase though.

THANK YOU! Go read my post on the other Columbia thread. The other fan that showed tried to neg me.......I do like blue, though.

[soonersam]

It looks like a nice stadium but where is the rest of it at??

[virginiasooner]

I'm looking forward to Chris Fowler screwing up once again and calling Columbia the capital of Missouri. Does anyone know if he caught any grief for that faux pas from last Saturday?

[CrimsonRez]

I'm looking forward to Chris Fowler screwing up once again and calling Columbia the capital of Missouri. Does anyone know if he caught any grief for that faux pas from last Saturday?

lol I thought it was too....been a while since I've ever even thought of it....Jefferson City, MO for those that still don't know :P

[misplacedsooner]

been there quite a few times as my mom used to live there.....most impressive thing about the place is a really cool rec center and a mcdonalds with a huge fishtank.

[Crucifax Autumn]

been there quite a few times as my mom used to live there.....most impressive thing about the place is a really cool rec center and a mcdonalds with a huge fishtank.

I don't think I'd be comfortable ordering a Filet-O-Fish there.

[misplacedsooner]

breaded plecostomus....what more could a guy want?

[yankee]

been there quite a few times as my mom used to live there.....most impressive thing about the place is a really cool rec center and a mcdonalds with a huge fishtank.

sounds like a swell place.

[TigerFan4Life]

been there quite a few times as my mom used to live there.....most impressive thing about the place is a really cool rec center and a mcdonalds with a huge fishtank.

The Rec Center is really impressive. I even think you guys would agree. SI voted it the top Rec Center in that nation at one point.
http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/profile-ak-snc1/object/566/115/n2201598888_33659.jpg
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_hH4obPBeXCM/Srp53_mFNNI/AAAAAAAAAA0/H--NSzDK1Ls/s1600-h/mizzou_rec2.jpg
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_hH4obPBeXCM/Srp4fHuIa6I/AAAAAAAAAAc/E4BC_BSjPRQ/s1600-h/mizzou_rec3.jpg
http://www.mizzourec.com/_uploads/gallery/20100223_murec_trg_0117.jpg

[misplacedsooner]

thats where i always took my kids when i visited....your spot on as far as quality...lots of hoop courts and weight and cardio also.

[Spritekid]

Pretty nice from what I can see... but where is the pics of the McDonalds with the fish tank??

[NateHeupel]

Would somebody tell the Mizzou fan to take down the picture of the Sandals resort? Good Lord, man, that's your rec center?

[badger]

btw, mizzou fans - your team is causing the crazy aggies to talk about boycotting their next home game.

If there are any A&M Aggies lurking, please realize that not showing up to a game you have already bought your tickets for will not do anything. You've already paid the athletic department the money they so desperately want.

Instead, attend the game and sneak in every concession you would have thought to purchase. DO NOT SPEND ANY MONEY IN COLLEGE STATION. When Nebraska fans left in droves a few years back (2005 I think?) before halftime, resulting in one of the worst concession intakes ever, they fired their athletic director after the game and brought back Dr. Ozzie, who fired Bill Callahan at season's end.

:rolleyes: oh mizzou, you finally drove a&m to the edge of the cliff. even we couldn't do that, and we beat them 77-0.

[tfoolry]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2770/4331155241_280bab6b47.jpg

[TigerFan4Life]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2770/4331155241_280bab6b47.jpg

How in the world did you get my picture? CREEPER! :-D

[misplacedsooner]

haha, i like tigerfan, wish all mizzou fans were good natured like you.

[yankee]

Via Tigerboard:

"Anyone know the all-time record against OU?"

"24-65-5"

"Not horrible given the current run by OU. Thanks"

Just incredible. They think losing 69% of the time isn't horrible.

http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2010/07/Antoine-Dodson-Dumb.gif

[Cornfed]

Via Tigerboard:

"Anyone know the all-time record against OU?"

"24-65-5"

"Not horrible given the current run by OU. Thanks"

Just incredible. They think losing 69% of the time isn't horrible.

http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2010/07/Antoine-Dodson-Dumb.gif

I think it was more the 5 ties that they were applauding.

[OUthunder]

That stadium is a **** hole. No wonder the Big Ten told them to go **** themselves. I've seen nicer HS stadiums, lol.

[TheHumanAlphabet]

Missouri is the only place in the U.S. that can out hillbilly or inbreed Arkansas. Screw Mizzou!

[soonerloyal]

:mad: Hey, watch that! My middle Marine and his MO-born wife live in Mizzou! But they're rabid Sooner fans, have great teeth and are of good breeding, so...nevermind. :D

[CrimsonRez]

Jagaloons...every one of em

[TigerFan4Life]

That stadium is a **** hole. No wonder the Big Ten told them to go **** themselves. I've seen nicer HS stadiums, lol.

Please elaborate:pop:

[CrimsonRez]

Please elaborate:pop:

Stadium is a piece of ****....

**** (sht) Vulgar Slang
v. **** also shat (sht), ****·ting, ****s
v.intr.
To defecate.
v.tr.
1. To defecate in.
2. To tease or try to deceive.
n.
1. Excrement.
2. The act or an instance of defecating.
3. ****s Diarrhea. Used with the.
4.
a. Something considered disgusting, of poor quality, foolish, or otherwise totally unacceptable.
b. A mean or contemptible person.
5. A narcotic or intoxicant, such as marijuana or heroin.
6. Things; items.
7. Foolish, deceitful, or boastful language.
8. Insolent talk or behavior.
9. Trouble or difficulty.
10. A small or worthless amount: He doesn't know ****.
interj.
Used to express surprise, anger, or extreme displeasure.
Phrasal Verb:
**** on
To treat with malice or extreme disrespect.
Idioms:
get (one's) **** together
To get organized; put one's affairs or possessions in order.
give a ****
To care the least bit.
no ****
1. Used to express disbelief.
2. Used to express contemptuous acknowledgment of the obvious.
**** bricks/a brick
To become extremely worried or frightened.
up **** creek (without a paddle)
In dire circumstances with no hope of help.
when the **** hits the fan
When the situation goes awry; when trouble starts.

[yankee]

The Rec Center is really impressive. I even think you guys would agree. SI voted it the top Rec Center in that nation at one point.
http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/profile-ak-snc1/object/566/115/n2201598888_33659.jpg
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_hH4obPBeXCM/Srp53_mFNNI/AAAAAAAAAA0/H--NSzDK1Ls/s1600-h/mizzou_rec2.jpg
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_hH4obPBeXCM/Srp4fHuIa6I/AAAAAAAAAAc/E4BC_BSjPRQ/s1600-h/mizzou_rec3.jpg
http://www.mizzourec.com/_uploads/gallery/20100223_murec_trg_0117.jpg

wow...

i knew the Huff was bad, but i didn't know it was THAT bad.

[TigerFan4Life]

Huff?

[yankee]

Huff?

sorry, my bad. The Huston Huffman Center. commonly referred to as the "huff". it's OU's cold war era excuse for a rec center.

[SOONERPOPS]

Otherwise known as aunt mommy.

now that is funny!!!!

[badger]

So if Mizzou is the place where all the journalists are born and bred, why aren't you guys dominating the media poll at this point? :D

Bawww, did you accidentally teach them to be unbiased and unattached to their reporting subjects? ;)

Blaine Gabbo can rest a little bit easier - the guy who was gonna mess him up worse than the boy named Suh is out for the game (Ronnell Lewis). But, a dash of Tom Wort, a tad bit of Travis Lewis and large dose of Jeremy Beal will make him forget all that he's missing out on with "The Hammer." :D

So, with that in mind, who will Mizzou turn to on offense and defense if your Blainey can't get the job done alone?

[tfoolry]

http://www.gordonkorman.com/tptigers.jpg