Coach Pinkel

[olevetonahill]

Wishes his team was Playing Any one besides the Sooners this week .;)

[King Crimson]

tips the pizza guy wearing tightie whities and a smile.

[hgarmorer]

so does he make an effort to find a pizza guy wearing tighty whities? :D

[King Crimson]

and a smile.

[OKC-SLC]

knows what's about to happen.

[VA Sooner]

is thinking about red-shirting himself before the game...

[oudivesherpa]

Calls his corner backs, "Pop Tarts," they are easily toasted.

[Cornfed]

Wears womens underwear to games..makes him feel sexy.

[mikee likee]

thread nearly on page 2.
will be unranked in 7 days

[Newbomb Turk]

thinks he is a bad-*** because he has two threads to his name.

[olevetonahill]

Wears High Heels in the shower

[btk108]

is still trying to forget San Antonio.....

[Crucifax Autumn]

...licks pickles.

[StoopTroup]

....was fun to watch post game of the Big XII CG at Arrowhead.

http://www2.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/12+Football+Championship+Missouri+v+Oklahoma+2iCRn x8qccYl.jpg

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/46379/Big_12_Title_Graphic.jpg

[Tigeman]

Is gonna wear these ...

http://www.kottke.org/plus/misc/images/un-depends.jpghttp://www.pmcaregivers.com/images/depends5.jpg



So he doesn't end up like this....

http://i55.tinypic.com/2dbrsrb.jpg

[MFingMizzou]

rulz you

[MFingMizzou]

thinks OU stands for Orally Unclean

[MFingMizzou]

still chuckles when he hears the term Oklahomo

[Tigeman]

thinks OU stands for Orally Unclean


Wow! The fail is strong w/ you huh?

http://images.blippitt.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/darth-vader-epic-fail.jpg

kEW8_KVhDFE

[MFingMizzou]

does not think your tractor is sexy

[MFingMizzou]

no matter what your sister/wife says

[MFingMizzou]

hills and trees you flatland ****s

[MFingMizzou]

knows how overrated you homos are

[StoopTroup]

...knows all his fans are Mother ****ers.

[MFingMizzou]

does not recognize your victories under probation/investigation. There goes your "tradition"

[MFingMizzou]

thinks family trees should branch... even in oklahomo

[Tigeman]

Gets sucked off by MFingMizzou before he goes to bed!

[SteelClip49]

...knows Mizzou was the only undefeated team in 1960 and didn't get a national title because they were not legit.

[Tigeman]

is Bob Stoops's b1tch!

[StoopTroup]

...finally paid someone to be a fan. How much did ya get MFing? It don't matter...at least you're not homeless anymore, that's what cOUnts.

[olevetonahill]

Has ONE fan and one fan only, MFingMizzou

[StoopTroup]

...just sent us a fan to reminded us who the stinkle is.

[MFingMizzou]

tipped your mother last night. and thanks her for the lap dance

[MFingMizzou]

does not value your 6th grade education

[MFingMizzou]

would like to introduce you inbreds to this....


http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://environment.about.com/b/a/toothbrush2.jpg&imgrefurl=http://environment.about.com/b/2005/12/20/can-you-recycle-your-toothbrush.htm&usg=__W0gbDBwLheQKpFZcQdOy_EvXK9A=&h=480&w=640&sz=62&hl=en&start=27&zoom=1&tbnid=Hly9jp6ZCaQ17M:&tbnh=151&tbnw=167&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dtoothbrush%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26clien t%3Dfirefox-a%26sa%3DN%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26biw%3D1366%26bih%3D623%26tbs%3Disch: 10%2C684&um=1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=118&vpy=251&dur=1645&hovh=194&hovw=259&tx=169&ty=119&ei=R927TKCzOYK78gahjuWxBA&oei=QN27TMvKAcKBlAfC7KnQDA&esq=2&page=2&ndsp=22&ved=1t:429,r:14,s:27&biw=1366&bih=623

You're welcome Oklahoma.

[olevetonahill]

Uses MFingMizzou as his water boy

[Tigeman]

Didn't get an invite to the Big 11

[Collier11]

A mizzou fan talking brushing teeth and being inbreds, classic

[MFingMizzou]

Has ONE fan and one fan only, MFingMizzou

My fellow Mizzou fans did not believe you guys could read, so did not bother to search for your message board.

[soonercastor]

Didn't get an invite to the Big 11

ouch

[olevetonahill]

Holds a special class for the team.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ETrLrigN7pA/SXSIyW_uGOI/AAAAAAAAAic/JEB9_UDXStk/s400/booger+picking.jpg

[SteelClip49]

fell asleep after reading the first page of the 700+ page football media guide from a few years back.

[olevetonahill]

My fellow Mizzou fans did not believe you guys could read, so did not bother to search for your message board.

Now yer just making **** up.

[Crucifax Autumn]

...is scared of vaginas.

[MFingMizzou]

does not think "mudding/keystone/fried taters/and banging your sister" is an appropriate use of a saturday night

[Collier11]

coaches a team with the football history equal to oklahoma state

[Collier11]

coaches a team who hasnt won a conference championship in 41 years

[Crucifax Autumn]

...occasionally shares a meal with his old buddy Chase.

[MFingMizzou]

wonders if your economy is fueled by meth and inbreeding

[Collier11]

prefers 2 in the pinkel and 1 in the stinkel

[StoopTroup]

...is still using old signs to wipe his ***.

http://mizzouwire.missouri.edu/stories/2007/number-one/images/full.jpg

[olevetonahill]

Thinks its Great that his only Fan is infatuated with Banging his sister and brother:rolleyes:

[MFingMizzou]

as go trailor sales so goes the Oklahoma economy

[soonercastor]

...convinced boogerman to return for one more year so he could have the privilege to lose another one against OU

[StoopTroup]

....thinks MFingMizzou is cute.

http://product.images.fansedge.com/45-19/45-19726-P.jpg

[MFingMizzou]

knows what a tree looks like....

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_gcA0ZuKGkI8/SmHrm_FRfeI/AAAAAAAACiY/hiGlqn-FwPI/s400/treesweb.jpg

You can find them in Missouri

[Collier11]

Coaches a team that lost his 2 conference title game appearances by a combined 62 points

[SteelClip49]

knows that Sam Bradford is the face of the state of Missouri football.

[StoopTroup]

...is donating money for Botany and geography classes.

[Collier11]

lives in a state that is easily the worst meth state in the nation

http://democrats.science.house.gov/Media/File/Investigations/Methamphetamine/meth_state_rankings_2004.pdf

[MFingMizzou]

knows that Sam Bradford is the face of the state of Missouri football.

Yes, very insightful, he plays for the freaking Vanderbilt of the NFL. KC baby!

[stoops the eternal pimp]

thinks its awesome that this guy has enough arms to hold all of Mizzou's big 12 championships

http://www.womensconference.org/assets/Uploads/Nick-Vujicic.jpg

[Tigeman]

Wants to smoosh smoosh w/ http://www.tmrzoo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/the-snooki.jpg

[MFingMizzou]

thinks this guy is an accurate depiction of your fan base


http://www.ut-hookem.com/images/sooner_fan.jpg

[MFingMizzou]

would not be proud to be an Okie from Muskogee

[MFingMizzou]

though recognizes an okie when he sees one


http://www.austinchronicle.com/binary/7d5f/SS.OkieNoodling.jpg

[Collier11]

Thinks that Missouri Football is the biggest oxymoron of all

[Collier11]

though recognizes an okie when he sees one


But finds it much easier to recognize a missouri person

http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii109/jfodlovesyou/methWEBmontana.jpg

[yankee]

KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!

[yankee]

...doesn't show up in big games, despite his state's nickname.

[Collier11]

swallows

[Tigeman]

gets pwned by OU!

http://bp0.blogger.com/_W66Et8kYUk8/R2MNabZap8I/AAAAAAAAA3I/-9UX38TncGA/s400/120107+3072a+jr+MU+FB+vs+OU+Big+12.jpg

[yankee]

lol, i found where we got mfingmizzoufan from or whatever his name is.

http://www.tigerboard.com/boards/missouri-tigers.php?message=7983992

[Tigeman]

Will never get to play in one of these gameshttp://www.todddidit.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/bcstodd.jpg

[olevetonahill]

Is such a dork he sends his Mfin fan over to spy on the Sooners

[olevetonahill]

Has NEVER beaten the Sooners

[Tigeman]

What's funny is a guy making fun of Mizzou using Star Wars..

Alright, I'm famous! But no you jacka$$, I was making fun of MFingMizzou. But I forgot, you guys don't understand how to use interwebz over there do ya?

[Crucifax Autumn]

...coaches a team with a VERY original mascot!

[Crucifax Autumn]

...likes it in the pooper.

[Crucifax Autumn]

...has the balls of a 3 year old girl.

[Collier11]

pees sitting down

[Collier11]

sniffs his fingers after he wipes his butt

[MFingMizzou]

knows your earthquake was a result of 1000 sooner fans shaking in their boots

[Collier11]

has never beaten OU or ut

[MFingMizzou]

laughs at the eternal penis envy Oklahoma has of everything Texas

[olevetonahill]

Thinks "THIS" is his year

[Collier11]

laughs at the eternal penis envy Oklahoma has of everything Texas

OU 7 national titles
ut 4 national titles

OU 42 conference titles
ut 32

OU 6 Big 12 Titles
ut 3 Big 12 titles
missouri 0 big 12 titles

[Tigeman]

Understands what a Jersey thing actually is

[Collier11]

wishes snooki would let him smoosh smoosh

[soonercastor]

...works out with Ronnie and co.

[Crucifax Autumn]

...gets his anus cleaned with MFingMizzou's tongue daily.

[soonercastor]

....accomplished something OU has never done: lose to Baylor

[MFingMizzou]

thinks the dust bowl was comical and was sad to learn that it ended

[MFingMizzou]

calls everyone from Okiehomo Mr Joad.

[Collier11]

wishes that Mizzou had better troll fans than this doosher

[MFingMizzou]

Grapes of wrath bitches!

[Collier11]

loves that his teams biggest rival is a equally bad football program

[olevetonahill]

Wishes his teams ONE fan understood Humor and tradition on other Fans Message boards

[Collier11]

wonders why his fans are on another teams msg board at 240 am rather than being on their own

[olevetonahill]

Says hes even getting tired of the Lameassed OklaHOMO jokes :rolleyes:

[Crucifax Autumn]

...isn't wondering anything. He's busy trolling Sooner Fans looking for football tips.

[deweydw]

... gets his salad tossed by MFingMizzou.

[deweydw]

... gets a reach around from MFingMizzou.

[Crucifax Autumn]

...fists MFingMizzou.

[KantoSooner]

Thinks he might be MFingMizzou's daddy.

[SoonerLVZ]

...wishes his team has won at least conference title since 1969..

[Crucifax Autumn]

...loves to watch and sing along with Barny.

[Howzit]

...croons MFingMizzou to sleep each night humming show tunes.

[olevetonahill]

lol, i found where we got mfingmizzoufan from or whatever his name is.

http://www.tigerboard.com/boards/missouri-tigers.php?message=7983992

Man I tried to read that Board. It set up very strange

[Crucifax Autumn]

And fugly too.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

is still apologizing to brad smith for turning him from a heisman contender to a mediocre quarterback

[Clever Trevor]

... thinks he and Chase invented the forward pass.

[homerSimpsonsBrain]

does not think "mudding/keystone/fried taters/and banging your sister" is an appropriate use of a saturday night

So yer saying you dont really hang out with the pinkel...

[King Crimson]

still loves his Porsche Carrerra sunglasses....after seeing Franz Beckenbaur rock them on a sex vacation to Thailand.

[soonerboy_odanorth]

...has a collection of pinkels on his arse that he likes to pop and lick when he gets a case of the nerves...

[ATX Sooner]

prefers 2 in the pinkel and 1 in the stinkel

heh.....i remember that from a couple of years back...

http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?p=2509594#post2509594

[ATX Sooner]

...remembered his manners and is getting an emema before kickoff this Saturday.

[FirstandGoal]

... is gonna chug over to mamby pamby land after the game and see if he can maybe find him some self-confidence

[reddfoxx]

... can tell the flavor of a Popsicle just by sitting on it.

[SteelClip49]

knows that Mizzery is 0-6-2 vs Indiana from 1985-1992. L M A O !!!!!

[yankee]

...is never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.

[Cornfed]

...is never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.

never gonna run around and desert you.

[Keller Sooner]

still walks bow-legged from the azz reamin' he got the last time he played OU.

[cjames317]

... is ready for another Shocker, since he just got vajazzled for his one on one with Herbie.

[StoopTroup]

...just finished his 2nd high kalonic of his daily 3 regimand he does. Someone told him he was full of **** once and he got pro-active.

[Hot Rod]

...just called Chip Brown and said "if you're wrong, i'll make sure you'll be chipping browns!"

[tommieharris91]

...sees Bob Stoops in his nightmares.

[StoopTroup]

....really hopes MFingMizzou won't get embarrassed at Home.

[StoopTroup]

....knows the old term "Put a Tiger in your tank" requires a substantial amount of anal lube.

[olevetonahill]

....knows the old term "Put a Tiger in your tank" requires a substantial amount of anal lube.

Did Ya see him in his Mercials ?
J-qot-tlLrw

[StoopTroup]

....knows those ESSO placemats will make the anal lube clean up much easier.

[Cornfed]

Thinks anal lube is unneccessary.

[StoopTroup]

Thinks anal lube is unneccessary.

...Butt loves the taste. :D

[SoonerNation20]

know's Mizzou sucks so would rather point the focus towards how part of his name supports breast cancer awareness.

[StoopTroup]

...thinks his dog looks cool.

http://static.artfire.com/admin/product_images/thumbs/10678_product_1361685302_thumb_large.jpg

[StoopTroup]

...is doing some Spurrier Pilates in his workout duds.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_HaE_SJxllRo/TFXCTF4WTPI/AAAAAAAAAAs/fLLWqxR3vEs/s1600/Tiger+ebay.jpg

[Whet]

... trolls on opponent's message boards, using his secret troll name "MFingMizzou"

[Whet]

... still dreams of Dingle and Berry.

[yankee]

...really, really, really likes cupcakes.

[msteudem]

Uses the dingleberry scissors to cut the tops off his pop ice in the summer.

[Dan Thompson]

Has never beaten OU.

[deweydw]

... can't believe he fell to page two.

[deweydw]

... is not looking forward to this matchup.

http://livewire.missouri.edu/2007/11/30/pinkel_MG_8397.jpg

[deweydw]

... sometimes thinks he's a cat.

http://media.columbiamissourian.com/multimedia/2010/09/20/media/San_Diego_St_Missouri_Hoop_t_w600_h1200.jpg

[Crucifax Autumn]

...is already in a fetal position.

[deweydw]

... enjoys surprise buttsecks.

http://utnews.utoledo.edu/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/webpinkel-1.jpg

[Crucifax Autumn]

...is too stupid to be scared.

[Howzit]

...is going to have the offensive coordinator wear Groucho Marx glasses and mustache to disguise the plays.

[Crucifax Autumn]

...picked the wrong day to quit drinking.

[Whet]

... taught Bo how to tinkle!
http://img813.imageshack.us/img813/2027/botinkle.jpg

[StoopTroup]

....is in his quiet place today to avoid the panic attacks he's having.

[Landthief 1972]

pees sitting down, not out of necessity, but because it makes him feel like a woman.

[Hot Rod]

...orders from the kids menu so he can practice his coloring skills.

[OK2U]

...Drives this to work very day....
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3423/3892272600_74e62d9224.jpg

[Crucifax Autumn]

...once shot a nun in the face.

[TheHumanAlphabet]

Has all of Chase's booger's framed (the one's Chase didn't eat) and looks at them longingly remembering good times...

[Cornfed]

Has all of Chase's booger's framed (the one's Chase didn't eat) and looks at them longingly remembering good times...

Although suspiciously a few frames are empty.

[BoomerJ]

Request his colonoscopy to be performed with out surgical tools, just the docs bare hands.

[deweydw]

... can't believe he fell to page two.

Again....

[deweydw]

... thinks Denver Sooner is a stand up guy. ;)

http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?t=146224

[StoopTroup]

....is moving to Denver because he met someone on a message board from there.

[cjames317]

... is looking to recruit that jackwad yankee fan that interfered with Nelson Cruz's attempt to catch Robinson Cano's home run last night.

[olevetonahill]

Is getting angry cause he slipped to page 2 again
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1319/995290158_9229681083.jpg

[Soonerntxs]

Has application in hand for the University of North Texas Football Head Coaching Position following the OU 52 Mizzurry 7 Score!

[Howzit]

...is proud of his anal warts because they make groovy logs.

[Hot Rod]

...has already decided to join the Rent Is Too Damn High party.

[deweydw]

... can't wait to get back to page 2.

[Crucifax Autumn]

...Can bend spoons with his mind!

[cjames317]

... has Chase Daniel's fathead on his bedroom wall.

[StoopTroup]

....uses a Tiger Woods bobblehead as a butt plug.

http://store.cardsone.com/images/GFIT2.jpg

[Crucifax Autumn]

...secretly smokes the doobage.

[Howzit]

...has a prescription for medical oregano.

[Crucifax Autumn]

...wears crotchless panties.

[Eddie Money]

...writes erotic fan fiction based on 'Mama's Family'.

[Crucifax Autumn]

...was once caught spooning with George Michael.

[BoomerJ]

...writes erotic fan fiction based on 'Mama's Family'.

Nicely done!

[Crucifax Autumn]

...Gameplans with Tecmo Bowl.

[Howzit]

...yelled RANGERS WIN THE PENCHANT, RANGERS WIN THE PENCHANT, RANGERS WIN THE PENCHANT last night.

[sooneredaco]

Is considering retirement after this season to avoid playing Oklahoma every year.

[sooneredaco]

Has his team sing Eye of the Tiger in acapella before every game to get them all jazzed up!

[sooneredaco]

Says the reason for a soft Non Confrence schedule is to gain confidence.

[deweydw]

... is taking his cousin to homecoming.

[Crucifax Autumn]

...Subscribes to OUI for all his up to date Sooner scouting.

[StoopTroup]

Is thinking that it might be cool to never go to Lincoln again.