Cornholes vs. UTerus

[MR2-Sooner86]

I think Hook 'em gets F'ed in the A. What say you?

:pop:

[oudavid1]

I picked Texas to cover/win. But i hope they get smashed.

[royalfan5]

Win, lose, or draw, I'm getting drunk.

[soonercastor]

will be pleased with either result now after the cornholes have been talking *** like they're all that. Ideally though * gets ***** and we'll take care of Nebraska ourselves

[ThinMan]

I'm pulling for the meteor!

[OUinFLA]

close game

[oumartin]

yep, I'd like to see a big sinkhole open up.

[sendbaht]

BRING IT ON! Let be enjoy another tx loss..Go Cornballs!!

[mightysooner]

I'm gonna stick with history. Whorns beat the Corns in a nail biter.

[ThinMan]

If the universe was just then there would be a way for both to lose.

[swardboy]

crap

[StoopTroup]

I think Hook 'em gets F'ed in the A. What say you?

:pop:

SPEK for a perfect game thread title. :D

[StoopTroup]

Any of you guys or gerls been to Lincoln for a game?

That one ez stands is huge I tell ya

[King Crimson]

since we beat them already, and the NU guys I know are obnoxious in a new flash cash sort of way......i gotta say....hook em.

God forgive me. short term sin, long term gain.

that being said....Kirkendoll doesn't scare anyone on the corner or deep.

[nutinbutdust]

I feel dirty cheering for either team. Why can't they both just lose.

[afs]

I thought nebraska was supposed to be good.

[StoopTroup]

Ain't nobody gonna crush teh grape

[StoopTroup]

I thought nebraska was supposed to be good.

I keep telling folks they ain't really been tested this year.

[StoopTroup]

UTerus played the best team in the Nation already. :D

[nutinbutdust]

clap clap clap sez mack

[ThinMan]

They need to run the QB sneak every play.

Can Gilbert outdo Martinez?

[oumartin]

The eyes of texas never sounded so good

[King Crimson]

Texas always has a good kicker.

[Flagstaffsooner]

I'm pulling for the meteor!
I did that once and we got nailed here in Arizona.:D

http://www.lpi.usra.edu/science/kiefer/Education/SSRG2-Craters/meteor_crater.gif

[StoopTroup]

Panini anyone?

http://www.hotbreadsmddc.com/images/sandwiches/paninis_sandwich_1.jpg

[Theskipster]

since we beat them already, and the NU guys I know are obnoxious in a new flash cash sort of way......i gotta say....hook em.

God forgive me. short term sin, long term gain.



Repent now. Trust me, you will feel dirty and defiled later. No good ever comes from a Texas win.

[Soonerman82]

Come on corncobs. Any day texas gets beat is a good day.

[ThinMan]

I did that once and we got nailed here in Arizona.:D

http://www.lpi.usra.edu/science/kiefer/Education/SSRG2-Craters/meteor_crater.gif




LOL.....


Once we were the Big 14 ... but then THAT happened.

[StoopTroup]

Repent now. Trust me, you will feel dirty and defiled later. No good ever comes from a Texas win.

I already do just even by watching this damn game. :mack:

[oumartin]

I've been to that big ole hole!

[afs]

Panini anyone?

http://www.hotbreadsmddc.com/images/sandwiches/paninis_sandwich_1.jpg

i wish. had the wisdom teeth out yesterday and am stuck with apple sauce, pudding and ice cream.

[ThinMan]

Turnover = hilarity.

[OUinFLA]

I've been to that big ole hole!

I thought you were that big ole ho...................
oh, wait, you said hole. My bad.

[OUinFLA]

well, NU has figured out a way to keep the game close.
give ut half your possessions.

[King Crimson]

Repent now. Trust me, you will feel dirty and defiled later. No good ever comes from a Texas win.

you are probably right and i think NU wins....i'm gonna nail that nasty chick tonight.

trombone songs alight.......whwhwhwhahahaa hahahahahwhwhahah texas or something or other ansnsnanajhaahahahahahaahahh workign on the railroad.....ahah trombones trombones...etc.

[Flagstaffsooner]

I've been to that big ole hole!

You probably dated her.:P

[afs]

NU wins if Texas can't get a touchdown.

[oumartin]

glad gilbert didn't know he could run against us

[swardboy]

The Greatest Defense Evar doesn't wrap up....either.

[mightysooner]

Turnover = hilarity.


Won't be the last. I see two more fumbles in there somewhere today for the Corns trying to do too much when they're trailing (which they haven't all year). Texas has them where they want them right now.

[Flagstaffsooner]

Why the **** is Neb rated so high?

[StoopTroup]

Last time I was in Lincoln Jason White blew his knee out. Haven't been back since and now it looks like I might not every have to...:D

[StoopTroup]

Why the **** is Neb rated so high?

Cause they are a Big Ten Badass....didn't you get the memo? :D

[StoopTroup]

Mo Panini please....

TD whornswallowers

[mightysooner]

Davis is calling a hell of a game so far. Nice play Greg.

[ThinMan]

Rumor is that suicide hotlines are overloaded in Nebraska.

[Blue]

"Great call by Greg Davis"

You don't hear that every year.

[StoopTroup]

huskasuccage

[OUinFLA]

so much for the spread.

[Blue]

I think Texas will have to score 30+ to win this still.

[AzianSooner]

Why Gilbert can't run in OU game? --> The OU HAMMER is waiting.

They DO watch Ronnel Lewis v.s Stanford.

[StoopTroup]

I took teh whorns and teh points

[oumartin]

easy fellas. long game!

[VA Sooner]

Texas off to a fast start... must have stirred the hornet's nest in Dallas 2 weeks ago!

[OUinFLA]

somewhere Lid is fondling his bow tie

[StoopTroup]

I took arkie over uburn too

[OUinFLA]

looks like ut is playing to make martinez beat them in the air.

[afs]

Nebraska is showing that they are a good fit for the Big 10(11/12)

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

"Great call by Greg Davis"

You don't hear that every year.heh

[StoopTroup]

JENGA!

[Theskipster]

Why the **** is Neb rated so high?

They beat up a bunch of really bad teams.

[mightysooner]

I took teh whorns and teh points

Smart man. Shoulda put your balls out there and took the Whorns straight up.

[oumartin]

ya know whats gonna happen. Texas will win this game and at the end of the year this is the loss that will affect NU's strength of schedule just enough to drop OU to third in the final bcs standings.

[OUinFLA]

good call gilbert, toss the ball wayyyyyyy up in the air. That always works out well for your receiver.

[BoulderSooner79]

This is happening because no Husker step up and paid me to pull for them. It's not too late.

[Okie35]

Smart man. Shoulda put your balls out there and took the Whorns straight up.

I took the Whorns straight up. I knew Martinez would have a typical freshman game and right now he's proving me right.

[OUinFLA]

im guessing gilbert wants to be the leading rusher

[OUinFLA]

wow, what a spot

[StoopTroup]

I never expose my balls to a whorn....they get way to excited by **** like that

[ThinMan]

irony (ahy-ruh-nee) noun
an outcome of events contrary to what was, or might have been, expected.


Example:
Nebraska fan shouts "Make Gilbert throw it!"

[OUinFLA]

there's the gilbert we know and appreciate

[afs]

Good to see Texas is starting to settle down.

[King Crimson]

i think UT's front 7 is pretty good. still.

[tommieharris91]

irony (ahy-ruh-nee) noun
an outcome of events contrary to what was, or might have been, expected.


Example:
Nebraska fan shouts "Make Gilbert throw it!"

ooo I hope this turns into another one of those threads. :pop:

[StoopTroup]

there's the gilbert we know and appreciate

http://prettylab.com/images/grape_ape.jpg

[BoulderSooner79]

Maybe OU owning the horns in the 1st half was a bigger deal than folks think.

[StoopTroup]

I'd check him for a green card at half.

[OUinFLA]

http://prettylab.com/images/grape_ape.jpg

I can't believe I opened that.
Im never opening anything else you post.




until the next time

[OUinFLA]

make him pass
make him pass


make them catch
make them catch

[StoopTroup]

dropped pass was nice....

[PDXsooner]

If you are watching this game and think Nebraska is deserving of a top 5 ranking you are currently wearing a red shirt and have a piece of corn-on-the-cob for a hat.

[StoopTroup]

3rd and plus....I bet that's exactly what :mack: said.....lol

[King Crimson]

****ing Texas. no hopiong against them.

[StoopTroup]

If you are watching this game and think Nebraska is deserving of a top 5 ranking you are currently wearing a red shirt and have a piece of corn-on-the-cob for a hat.

Or a mod or royalty....:D ;)

[Okie35]

If you are watching this game and think Nebraska is deserving of a top 5 ranking you are currently wearing a red shirt and have a piece of corn-on-the-cob for a hat.

They're a top 15 team at best (in my opinion), only because of their defense.

[King Crimson]

crazy inflatable Nebraska pedo!

[StoopTroup]

anyone see if they let bevo in the Stadium?

[OUinFLA]

mmmm corn-on-the-cob

[OUinFLA]

anyone see if they let bevo in the Stadium?

yes, mack is there

[oumartin]

u guys talk like this game is over. NU can move the ball.

[OUinFLA]

Ya know, that awbarn qb is a big ole dude.

[OUinFLA]

u guys talk like this game is over. NU can move the ball.

so can the officials.

they proved it on that 3rd down pass play ut made last series

[missann]

Interesting...I thought Garrett was the 2nd coming of Chrissy Simms. He looks aggressive today.

[afs]

21-0 pokes.

[soonercastor]

nice drops

[jcvsooner]

wow, another dropped pass :pop:

[Okie35]

In other news Okie Lite is slaughtering Tech right now.

[OUinFLA]

at least Burkett wrapped up the goal line marker

too bad he has 5 thumbs on both hands

[StoopTroup]

3rd and +....lol

[afs]

is greg davis calling plays for NU as well?

[Okie35]

21-0 pokes.

1st quarter too

[ThinMan]

Wide open and he gets the facepylon.

[OUinFLA]

13 fgs in a row?

did we even try to recruit him?

[mightysooner]

Pokes are drumming Taco Tech.

[StoopTroup]

Ballons for FGs?

What do they fly if they score a TD?

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

Corns appear afraid of success...

[StoopTroup]

OK....now the announcers are trying to **** me off

[delhalew]

See Husker fans...if you talk to much **** the football gods take a dump in your mouth.

[StoopTroup]

Corns appear afraid of success...

Probably afraid they'll be an American Hero

[afs]

you don't agree that Nebraska is simply the best in college football?

[OUinFLA]

geeze gilbert what a lame pass

[afs]

and texas has blown their load.

[OUinFLA]

geeze gilbert what a lame pass



and another one
did someone break your thumb?

[StoopTroup]

GO FER IT :mack:!

[ThinMan]

Make Gilbert throw it!

[StoopTroup]

Blackskirts

http://www.buzzfoto.com/wp-content/gallery/090110ptr_marcjacobs_buzzfoto/090108PTR_MarcJacobs_003.jpg

[jcvsooner]

Make Gilbert throw it!

1/7 for five yards. When you average less than 1 yard per attempt, that's a problem. (When teksus averages less than 1 yard per attempt, that's hilarious.)

[afs]

Rangers - 1 Yankees - 0.

from stealing home base. The only way the Rangers can win is by putting it all on the line.

[jcvsooner]

The AFLAC trivia question is about AD :D

[StoopTroup]

Randall pancaked the tortilla

[mightysooner]

Haha....Martinez just getting BURIED. In over your head son.

[OUinFLA]

so far, Missouri concerns me more than Nebraska

[OUinFLA]

refs seem to be very generious with spots in ut's favor

[mightysooner]

so far, Missouri concerns me more than Nebraska

Smart man

[Sooner_Tuf]

so far, Missouri concerns me more than Nebraska

Agreed.

[afs]

21-7 pokes.

[OUinFLA]

Smart man

I hear that about as often as someone saying Greg Davis called a good game.

Thanks

[Flagstaffsooner]

refs seem to be very generious with spots in ut's favor
When Jon Bible is your boss...

[OUinFLA]

Hi Flag !

[jcvsooner]

nice tackling, blackshirts :pop:

[OUinFLA]

hornfans just had an orgasim

[Blue]

Overrated clap clap clap!

[oumartin]

My goodness. who teaches tackling anymore?

[ThinMan]

Texas borrowed our quick playbook.

[OUinFLA]

well................. there was a husker I would like to know.

[Whet]

hehehehehe!

[jcvsooner]

should be some good stunned husker shots as this game wears on :cool:

[Blue]

Texas giving us a good blueprint for Nebbish. Maybe well be playing Mizzou twice?

[goingoneight]

I didn't even touch this game, but I had a pretty good feeling most folks were selling Texas short because of UCLA and the RRS. It's still a Mack Brown-coached Texas team and Nebraska hasn't played anybody worthy of really pumping their chests about beating. Nor has OSU.

[Flagstaffsooner]

Hi Flag !Hi Bill! Tailwind says hi too.

[mightysooner]

I wanna see some Husker tears. Nebraska has to come completely out of their game plan now.

[ThinMan]

I didn't even touch this game, but I had a pretty good feeling most folks were selling Texas short because of UCLA and the RRS. It's still a Mack Brown-coached Texas team and Nebraska hasn't played anybody worthy of really pumping their chests about beating. Nor has OSU.

Good call. I wouldn't have thought it.

[Okie35]

Texas giving us a good blueprint for Nebbish. Maybe well be playing Mizzou twice?

Probably, I wish I can find the thread I said they will choke away the North division.

[oumartin]

who was the smartass husker fan that was on the board last week?

[CrimsonRez]

This game is making have a really really good feeling about OUr team

[Okie35]

Good call. I wouldn't have thought it.

Should've went w/ history.

[Crucifax Autumn]

So texass is winning the cripple fight. Interesting.

[Blue]

This game is making have a really really good feeling about OUr team

Its gets better every week doesnt it? FSU, AF, tex....all making us look solid.

[Crucifax Autumn]

So they get a good play and the dude tackles himself. Jesus.

[yankee]

I wanna see some Husker tears. Nebraska has to come completely out of their game plan now.

they're down 2 scores in the 2nd quarter. no need to hit panic mode yet.

[StoopTroup]

I just gave my Golden Retriever a Hot Tamale.

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1086/1263362977_34302b3160.jpg

[afs]

2-0, Rangers

[RealUTGrad]

Rivalry aside, we both should tell NU to kiss our ***. I will be pulling for you guys to beat them down in the big 12 championship game and you guys should enjoy it if we can beat those cowards

[fadada1]

I just gave my Golden Retriever a Hot Tamale.

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1086/1263362977_34302b3160.jpg

no way she plays for nebraska.

[StoopTroup]

Rivalry aside, we both should tell NU to kiss our ***. I will be pulling for you guys to beat them down in the big 12 championship game and you guys should enjoy it if we can beat those cowards

It could still be Mizzou we'll be playing

[Whet]

Corn passing is a joke.

[tommieharris91]

I can't decide if the Neb QB can't throw or the receivers can't catch.

[tcrb]

nebish recievers cant catch a pass even when it hits them in the damn hands. LOL

[jcvsooner]

Rivalry aside, we both should tell NU to kiss our ***. I will be pulling for you guys to beat them down in the big 12 championship game and you guys should enjoy it if we can beat those cowards

CCG seems like a stretch for the Huskers at the moment ...

[afs]

21-14, osu

[oumartin]

i thought AD finished second

[StoopTroup]

BTW....it's bad to give chocolate to dogs.

http://gedicht.punt.nl/upload/twix.jpg

[Okie35]

Gilbert showing off that 5.1 40 lol

[OUinFLA]

I can't decide if the Neb QB can't throw or the receivers can't catch.

Im gonna say.................. yes


did I win?

[afs]

3-0, Rangers. Now just hold on to the lead.

[jcvsooner]

um, Adrian Peterson finished 2nd in the Heisman race, right? Idiots.

[soonerhubs]

Someone please tell me why ESPN can't afford someone in the booth with a brain. I ****ing hate Sean McDonough!!!!!

[StoopTroup]

Adrian Peterson could pull both of their spines out with his collarbone.

[soonercastor]

3-0, Rangers. Now just hold on to the lead.

still can't understand how they blew this yesterday after that great outing by Wilson.

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

Rivalry aside, we both should tell NU to kiss our ***. I will be pulling for you guys to beat them down in the big 12 championship game and you guys should enjoy it if we can beat those cowardsthe first half of your second sentence was good. You had the last half whoreong.

[oumartin]

they need to review that. ball was loose

[tommieharris91]

i thought AD finished second
Correct.

[Blue]

Nebraska gettin their panties in a wad. heh.

[kc sooner]

3-0, Rangers. Now just hold on to the lead.

I hear ya, I hate the yanks!

[OUinFLA]

wow, that football is as slipery as a burrito.

[josh09]

Adrian Peterson finished 2nd. Way to go ESPN/ABC.

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

um, Adrian Peterson finished 2nd in the Heisman race, right? Idiots.I haven't heard those ESPeNis tools give OU much credit for anything today.

[StoopTroup]

Correct.

What prize does he get?

[AzianSooner]

Giddeon 21 of tesass looks like wanna to street fight someone.

[Blue]

Cmon BYU! TCU only up 3-0

[RealUTGrad]

Seriously, there is no team I hate more than the yankees in any sport.

[tommieharris91]

What prize does he get?

A BJ from jlew.

[Crucifax Autumn]

I'm glad these c*ckgobblers aren't giving us any credit. If these guys said something positive about us it could be a curse.

[StoopTroup]

I respect the Yankee tradition and the Babe Ruth, Mickey Mantle, Lou Gehrig stories were great for Baseball.....but I can live knowing those days are over now.

GO CARDS!

[Crucifax Autumn]

Wow...Nebraska sucks and they seem to be on a mission to prove it.

[tcrb]

I'm glad these c*ckgobblers aren't giving us any credit. If these guys said something positive about us it could be a curse.

Yep.....we're better off down under the radar.

[tcrb]

Gilbert's gonna get his nuts ripped off.

[Sooner Eclipse]

the pinkshirts are getting schooled by that vaunted texas running attack. Tee Hee. :)

[soonercastor]

Seems like the Nebraska o-line is doing a decent job (on pass plays) or is it just me? The few plays I saw, Martinez had all day out there to throw.

[StoopTroup]

A BJ from jlew.

I bet he's drooling right now.

[Blue]

Coach Takeaknee strikes again.

[Crucifax Autumn]

Wow...Down 14 and he says they'll be fine. I bet he's not so laid back in the locker room.

[Whet]

Looks like there will be some corn harvesting today........

[StoopTroup]

Lil bro 24

taco tech 14

Halftime

[royalfan5]

So it turns out everybody in Nebraska was ready for the game except the players and coaches. At least my beer is tasty.

[StoopTroup]

What about the sausages? I know you choked down a sausage....:D

http://www.hothuskers.com/huskerhype/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/bratwurst-2.jpg

[TahoeSOONER]

Mizzou may be the best team in the north. I thought Nebraska would roll but Mushchump has his defense locked in.

[StoopTroup]

Mizzou may be the best team in the north. I thought Nebraska would roll but Mushchump has his defense locked in.
Yup....our next game is the big one. Mizzou will be wanting revenge on their Home turf.

[Flagstaffsooner]

Seriously, there is no team I hate more than the yankees in any sport.Then, I'm sure you enjoyed last nights game.

[royalfan5]

What about the sausages? I know you choked down a sausage....:D

http://www.hothuskers.com/huskerhype/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/bratwurst-2.jpg

I was going wait until the 4th quarter to warm up the grill. I may change that soon though.

[stoopified]

the pinkshirts are getting schooled by that vaunted texas running attack. Tee Hee. :)Get it right! The proper term for a Corny D that sucks is the Blackskirts.This game is funny stuff.

[Whet]

Shocked?
http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/3041/cornhead.jpg

[Flagstaffsooner]

Its gone whiner.

[Okie35]

Seems like the Nebraska o-line is doing a decent job (on pass plays) or is it just me? The few plays I saw, Martinez had all day out there to throw.

Martinez can't throw for ****.

[OUinFLA]

did y'all see that replay of the awbarn td that really wasn't a td?

pigs got hosed on that one.

[OUinFLA]

Shocked?
http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/3041/cornhead.jpg

I was really hoping you were going to post a capture of that hawt husker we saw earlier.

I have been so dissappointed on the links I have clicked on today. thanks

[royalfan5]

Martinez can't throw for ****.

and the receivers can't catch for **** either. Not the most useful combination.

[Okie35]

and the receivers can't catch for **** either. Not the most useful combination.

They look nervous/scared to me.

[goingoneight]

What Pelini's doing there defensively is working pretty well. They would kill for a guy like Kevin Wilson IMO.

[OUinFLA]

arkey got hosed again on a PI call in the ez
with 1 second left in the half

[afs]

that was crap.

[afs]

5-0 rangers, Bot 3.

[StoopTroup]

Does PG know that you are grilling her dildos.;)

Quit badgering me. :D

[yankee]

Mizzou may be the best team in the north. I thought Nebraska would roll but Mushchump has his defense locked in.

nebbish is gonna roll mizzou.

[Crucifax Autumn]

arkey got hosed again on a PI call in the ez
with 1 second left in the half

If these guys say "mad hatter" again I'm going through the tv to choke a bitch.

[oumartin]

just one more TD and they can go all Oklahoma and sit on it!!

[StoopTroup]

What about Had Matter?

[Crucifax Autumn]

What about Had Matter?

I'd like to see more BRAIN matter from these idiots.

[OUinFLA]

he pulled it out too soon?

seems like Ive heard that somewhere before.,

[Blue]

Great playcalling NU.

[oumartin]

man, had they gotten that fumble

[afs]

5-1 rangers

[Blue]

NU sucks. Wheres that HuskerinOkla or whoever?

[BoomerSooner, esq.]

Nothing about Nebraska looks anywhere near number 5 in the country

[soonercastor]

lol nobody can score on this TCU defense? I know the competition isn't there but thats pretty impressive.

[Funky G]

Nebraska has great aim -- at their own foot.

[OUinFLA]

Nothing about Nebraska looks anywhere near number 5 in the country



they showed one fan in the stands that qualified.
she wasn't happy though, that keeps her out of the top 4

[oumartin]

expect another earthquake next week. It's just from the thud of nebraska's fall in the polls

[BoomerSooner, esq.]

they showed one fan in the stands that qualified.
she wasn't happy though, that keeps her out of the top 4


Haha I saw her. Either a smile or a lower cut shirt would have vaulted into the top 5

[afs]

Provided we win out, the CCG isn't looking to be such a stress.

[oumartin]

finally, a PI call. sheesh.

[oumartin]

classy fans screamin' bullsh!t

[soonercastor]

Provided we win out, the CCG isn't looking to be such a stress.

yeah but this was true also before this Nebraska game.

[yankee]

classy fans screamin' bullsh!t

it's probably the student section nbd.

[afs]

How do you drop that?

[Crucifax Autumn]

I think if I was a coach I'd teach my receivers how to catch.

[oumartin]

oh man, dropped touchdown.

[OUinFLA]

well, these two are never gonna be nicknamed the "hands" team

[Sooner_Tuf]

expect another earthquake next week. It's just from the thud of nebraska's fall in the polls

Boomer Sooner!

[Sooner_Tuf]

Nebraska is looking pretty whipped to me.

[MR2-Sooner86]

TCU is the only ranked Texas team? Wow...

[OUinFLA]

martinez might as well be a halfback or a wide receiver

[tcrb]

Well, this game certainly did not live up to the hype.

[OUinFLA]

that was mack trying to clap and missing.

[Crucifax Autumn]

TCU is the only ranked Texas team? Wow...

That makes me happy in the pants.

[tcrb]

nebish just got hosed on that incomplete pass. So much for every play gets reviewed.

[OUinFLA]

Neb got hosed..................... yawn.

[oumartin]

nebish just got hosed on that incomplete pass. So much for every play gets reviewed.


their one fault with the hurry up and punt formation

[Sooner_Tuf]

martinez might as well be a halfback or a wide receiver

I think he was recruited as a Safety.

[OUinFLA]

apparently, ut emptied their pockets before today to fill up the big xii referee retirment fund.