How long til I lose that boob smell?

[sooneron]

Strip joint last night....


just sayin':gary:

[SoonerPride]

Sugers is still open?

[Lawton4Life]

John Heffron has a great bit on strip clubs. Never get the stripper with Glitter because what are you going to say when you get home? Wife: Why do you have all that glitter? Man: Um..I was making you a card!

[Crucifax Autumn]

Side boob or under boob?

[StoopTroup]

They do have some stuff that is oil based that sends you home to your GF or Wife with that "You've had some whore grinding on your bone!" smell.....lol

[Soonermagik]

Why do you want to lose it? Keep your pimp hand strong.

[Flagstaffsooner]

I aint touchin this one. Froze is on a mean streak.;)

[Crucifax Autumn]

He's just mad about the lack of a reach-around.

[StoopTroup]

Also....

One time we did this Bachelor Party thing and rented a bus that would take us around to all the strip joints around town. I went to Priscillas before the party and bought up a bunch of the cheapest condoms they had. I left one or two everywhere around the Bach's place. I guess I didn't unload them all cause teh Wifey found three in my jeans when she was doing the laundry. I don't think I've ever seen her angrier than she was at that moment. **** backfired on me. :D

After letting her gaze into the eyes that married her and the explanation she slowly got a hold on the anger and apologized for not trusting me. She knows I would never hurt her only other folks who are getting married. :D ;)

[Boomer.....]

You get that glitter off of your clothes?

[cattlemaster]

As long as its not Fromunda boob smell why complain! ;)

[btk108]

Bottle that stuff....sell it....I'll be your first customer

[yermom]

word.

[AustinSooner36]

Strip joint last night....


just sayin':gary:

I laughed out loud! You guys are all about desecration!

[btk108]

I laughed out loud! You guys are all about desecration!

and your point is? ;)

[soonerboomer93]

Strip joint last night....


just sayin':gary:

If it's like some of the ones here in H-town

it will linger until you go see the Doc

[soonerboomer93]

I laughed out loud! You guys are all about desecration!

actually, The is the one who started the defication thread.

It's in the south oval though

[SoonerLB]

There goes a nice boob thread straight to the toilet.

[Boomer Mooner]

Bottle that stuff....sell it....I'll be your first customer

No kidding man. When you take the car to the car wash which scent would you choose?

Dude, **** "new car" give me some of that "boob"! And don't touch that stain on the back seat while you're at it.

[btk108]

stain? just one?

[soonerbrat]

Sugers is still open?

yes it is. or so i've heard.

[btk108]

yes it is. or so i've heard.

She goes on at 7

[soonerbrat]

She goes on at 7

9

[btk108]

my bad

[Boomer Mooner]

Sugars used to be a great place to shoot pool.

I have a cousin who was a biker. He stopped by one day while I was going to OU and we went to Sugars. He ended up coming home with "the pseudo-good lookin' Trixie" as the DJ used to introduce her. I gave him a brown paper bag I had at the house that had handles on it and suggested he could use the handles like reins, you know, in case they wanted to try horsey style. Thought it would **** him off, but he just took the joke, and the sack, in stride.

[SoonerInLubbock]

Haven't been back in the city in over two years. But still to this day I laugh at the thought of "Fancy's". That has to be one of the worst strip joints in the US. It looked like a mobile home, converted into strip club. Their "A" squad were all at least 200 lbs. And yes I have been there. But in my defense it was a friends b-day. But we did get a kick out of the dance we bought him. Talk about one ate up strippa. She looked like the lady with all the cats from The Simpsons,lol. :eek: I seem to recall she kept trying to bite her own ear, she was def on something.

[CrimsonCommando]

In the mid 90's there was another strip club called the silver dollar saloon, I think, It may have been out on sooner road, it was a ways out, anyway we went in hammered and no foolin the first girl out had a leg brace on and a severe limp. She started to shake it After fixing her leg in one position. Like five guys hit the floor laughing. I was stunned in my chair. We never went back.

[Soonermagik]

^^ Those last 2 stories were awesome!!

[tulsaoilerfan]

Easiest way to avoid problems with strip clubs is to take the wife or gf with u; that can be kinda fun at times, or so i've heard :)

[ruf/nekdad]

There is one in Anchorage called...wait for it...."the Bush Club". Or so I heard.

[btk108]

this thread took a wrong turn some where. I can't even find where it was jacked.

[SoonerBorn85]

Did you motorboat em?

[SoonerBorn85]

There is one in Anchorage called...wait for it...."the Bush Club". Or so I heard.

Alaskan Bush Company. Really neat place. It's decorated like an 1800's saloon. Or so I've heard... ;)

Thank you Air Force!!!

[Scott D]

I'd tell you to ask Heidi Montag, but all she is these days is new boob smell.

[yermom]

eww

[SoonerScribe]

In the mid 90's there was another strip club called the silver dollar saloon, I think, It may have been out on sooner road, it was a ways out, anyway we went in hammered and no foolin the first girl out had a leg brace on and a severe limp. She started to shake it After fixing her leg in one position. Like five guys hit the floor laughing. I was stunned in my chair. We never went back.

The Silver Dollar was a riot. Yes, it was on Sooner Rd.

I remember seeing a girl dancing there that was at least 8 months pregnant. Seriously, I wouldn't have been surprised if her water broke, right there on stage.
Also, saw girls dancing there that were missing several teeth.

Damn, I miss that place...:oink: