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SoonerPride
10/15/2010, 09:17 AM
I gather it involves eye contact with step or something.
stoops the eternal pimp
10/15/2010, 09:18 AM
~sniff, sniff~

LOOK AT ME!
saucysoonergal
10/15/2010, 09:19 AM
Another good way is to have Howzit fling poo at you.
btk108
10/15/2010, 09:20 AM
keep posting....and don't display multiple personalities......you're on your way
stoops the eternal pimp
10/15/2010, 09:20 AM
1. Eye contact with me
2. Poo flinged by Howzie

or you can look at me while Howzie flings poo and your an instant message board legend
Crucifax Autumn
10/15/2010, 09:21 AM
Posting your collection cut the time in half.
soonerborn30
10/15/2010, 09:21 AM
Wish I could tell you, man. I'm pretty sure I still reek of it.
Mississippi Sooner
10/15/2010, 09:22 AM
Just hang a little tree from your mirror.
sooner518
10/15/2010, 09:25 AM
1. make a thread here about how you hate SF and that youre going back to OUI
2. go back to OUI and complain about SF publically.
3. come back and start a new apology thread.
4. continue posting in apology thread.
5. repeat 4.7 times

60% of the time, it works every time.
Flagstaffsooner
10/15/2010, 09:29 AM
You must bring us a shrubbery.
http://www.pinktink3.250x.com/essays/holygrail_files/image020.jpg
Aries
10/15/2010, 09:51 AM
I still have it, but I've only been reading here for about 10 years.
Mississippi Sooner
10/15/2010, 09:56 AM
Just rub some swagger on it!
saucysoonergal
10/15/2010, 09:57 AM
Eat a big old heaping helping of CDIAB as it is the breakfast of Champions. Bob has the kids eat it every gameday.
OUmillenium
10/15/2010, 10:02 AM
NEE!
StoopTroup
10/15/2010, 10:03 AM
Is there a nOOb Posse? :D

Those bastages will be nuthin but trouble I tell ya.
OUinFLA
10/15/2010, 10:05 AM
Your overwhelming collection of OU gear (that was you wasn't it?) may have already made you a legend.
It would take me a month to stroll through your office.
Saddly, I would remember 80% of it from when it was published/happened.
BoomerSooner, esq.
10/15/2010, 10:08 AM
Just rub some swagger on it!


Last time I rubbed swagger on it, I couldnt keep the neighborhood cats off me :D
SoonerPride
10/15/2010, 10:14 AM
Your overwhelming collection of OU gear (that was you wasn't it?) may have already made you a legend.
It would take me a month to stroll through your office.
Saddly, I would remember 80% of it from when it was published/happened.

Yes that was me. Thanks for the kind words. :O
soonerchk
10/15/2010, 10:45 AM
I'll make eye contact with STEP only if I can also see his hands...
SoonerPride
10/15/2010, 10:47 AM
I'll make eye contact with STEP only if I can also see his hands...

You know what they say about guys with big hands?

They need big gloves.
Seamus
10/15/2010, 10:54 AM
Posting your collection cut the time in half.

^ ^ ^ This.

To paraphrase Bill S. Preston, Esq., that was most non, non, non, non, non-noob.
TexasLidig8r
10/15/2010, 11:09 AM
You're a n00b until I have unleashed a torrent of insightful, humorous, stinging smack on you causing you to negspek me because you naively believe it means something.
OUinFLA
10/15/2010, 11:13 AM
You're a n00b until I have unleashed a torrent of insightful, humorous, stinging smack on you causing you to negspek me because you naively believe it means something.

hint to the n00bs: this will happen soon, and it's easier than the horn shyster implies.
SoonerPride
10/15/2010, 11:18 AM
You're a n00b until I have unleashed a torrent of insightful, humorous, stinging smack on you causing you to negspek me because you naively believe it means something.

How much trouble will I be in if I pos-spek ya? :texan:
OUinFLA
10/15/2010, 11:24 AM
How much trouble will I be in if I pos-spek ya? :texan:

you wont.
Lids a good guy, #1 target in our Team Loyalty Conversion program.
You can pos him all you want, but he's got about a Million in red, so your grey spek means nothing at this point, other than to send him a personal note about something he said.
He thrives on red spek, it soothes his maschocist tendencies.
btk108
10/15/2010, 11:26 AM
I'll make eye contact with STEP only if I can also see his hands...

I have a group of members here who have personally volunteered to wash that smell off you....several times if need be

bow chicka bow wow...
olevetonahill
10/15/2010, 11:26 AM
Ya no longer a nOOb when ya can take 5 Large shots of the OVJ and still be standing after 15 minutes.;)
olevetonahill
10/15/2010, 11:27 AM
you wont.
Lids a good guy, #1 target in our Team Loyalty Conversion program.
You can pos him all you want, but he's got about a Million in red, so your grey spek means nothing at this point, other than to send him a personal note about something he said.
He thrives on red spek, it soothes his maschocist tendencies.

Thats why he Likes me so much. I keep his dooshass well supplied with the red.
Flagstaffsooner
10/15/2010, 11:41 AM
Ya no longer a nOOb when ya can take 5 Large shots of the OVJ and still be standing after 15 minutes.;)

I be a noob.:D
btk108
10/15/2010, 11:43 AM
I be a boob.:D

There ya go, Flag...FIFY :D
texas bandman
10/15/2010, 02:03 PM
I be a noob.:D

Me too.
soonerboomer93
10/15/2010, 02:53 PM
How much trouble will I be in if I pos-spek ya? :texan:

oh, we only pos-spek him when we're really pissed off
soonerboomer93
10/15/2010, 02:54 PM
Ya no longer a nOOb when ya can take 5 Large shots of the OVJ and still be standing after 15 minutes.;)

heh, doleo is still a n00b
btk108
10/15/2010, 02:56 PM
heh, doleo is still a n00b

Doleo won't let ANYBODY do five shots....he starts screamin at ya when you take the second one. Someone ruined that boy for life.
soonercastor
10/15/2010, 02:59 PM
You know what they say about guys with big hands?

They need big gloves.

except OJ Simpson :eek:
soonerbrat
10/15/2010, 03:03 PM
I be a noob.:D

me three
Soonerus
10/15/2010, 03:07 PM
You have to be banned 3 or 4 times to lose noob status...
soonerchk
10/15/2010, 03:08 PM
My n00b smell is kind of vanillaey. I don't mind it at all.
SoonerPride
10/15/2010, 03:16 PM
My n00b smell is kind of vanillaey. I don't mind it at all.

Your milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And they're like
It's better than ours,
Damn right it's better than ours,
You can teach us,
But you'll have to charge
soonercastor
10/15/2010, 03:22 PM
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olevetonahill
10/15/2010, 03:48 PM
Doleo won't let ANYBODY do five shots....he starts screamin at ya when you take the second one. Someone ruined that boy for life.

Doleo ruined hiself ;)
He thinks its "Spiked" with sompun :D
Yall ask Dean about it tomorrow ;)
btk108
10/15/2010, 03:49 PM
Doleo ruined hiself ;)
He thinks its "Spiked" with sompun :D
Yall ask Dean about it tomorrow ;)

How could you spike it? Geez, gasoline?
olevetonahill
10/15/2010, 04:03 PM
How could you spike it? Geez, gasoline?

Ya got to remember who we discussing here ;)
Howzit
10/17/2010, 09:20 PM
You're welcome.

http://i56.tinypic.com/5pkj6.jpg
A Sooner in Texas
10/17/2010, 09:25 PM
Posting your collection cut the time in half.

My thoughts exactly...anyone with that kind of Sooner shrine kinda bypasses the "noob" stage automatically.
Crimson Kid
10/17/2010, 09:37 PM
Knowing you from that other board i won't name. You is not noob, you haz 3 fingas.