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Soonerus
10/13/2010, 11:31 PM
Who even knows what I am talking about ???
The
10/13/2010, 11:31 PM
Baby Jessica by A 2 MILES.
Have you seen her grown up pics???
AlbqSooner
10/14/2010, 06:16 AM
I know what you are talking about. I'm old and something else. Hang on, I'll think of it.
The Maestro
10/14/2010, 07:48 AM
Baby Jessica easily.

A) she was a baby and did not intend to be underground.
B) We did not have a camera showing her dancing around having fun killing time until rescued. Once we knew the miners were alive and could be rescued the story was just waiting to play itself out.
soonerbrat
10/14/2010, 07:54 AM
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/19104012/

this is from a couple years ago but good article
swardboy
10/14/2010, 08:13 AM
Inept country unable to save it's own VS. Local American township doing the impossible.
WISooner
10/14/2010, 08:14 AM
Kanye West mode:

Excuse me, Chilean miners, I'ma let you finish, but baby Jessica has one of the best trapped in hole stories of all time!
soonerhubs
10/14/2010, 08:19 AM
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/19104012/

this is from a couple years ago but good article

Good article. I also watched the video. It makes me wonder how someone can be so mind-numbingly stupid and yet so big in the news.








Yes, I'm referring to Matt Lauer.
TUSooner
10/14/2010, 08:25 AM
Inept country unable to save it's own VS. Local American township doing the impossible.

Inept? Did you happen to notice that they saved them all? Duh. Sure they had some help, but the "Local American township" did it without any outside help? What? They dug the Baby J out with spoons collected by school kids from local kitchens. Or perhaps the superior magnificence of America's collective super-power x-ray vision alowed us to burn through the rocks by the sheer force of our national virtue and will-power? Your post is a model of jingoistic ignorance and buffoonery. Chile pulls its collective pants down at you. Doofus. :P
soonerhubs
10/14/2010, 08:28 AM
Inept? Did you happen to notice that they saved them all? Duh. Sure they had some help, but the "Local American township" did it without any outside help? What? They dug the Baby J out with spoons collected by school kids from local kitchens. Or perhaps the superior magnificence of America's collective super-power x-ray vision alowed us to burn through the rocks by the sheer force of our national virtue and will-power? Your post is a model of jingoistic ignorance and buffoonery. Chile pulls its collective pants down at you. Doofus. :P

Ummm... Something funny about the Whorns being good at digging themselves into holes?




I got nothin. :O
soonerhubs
10/14/2010, 08:29 AM
Also, jingoistic is a cool sounding word.

I put it up there with loquacious and onomatopoeia.


GRE, FTW!! Thanks again GDC!
picasso
10/14/2010, 08:35 AM
What about the time Timmy fell down the well?
CobraKai
10/14/2010, 10:10 AM
What about the time Timmy fell down the well?

Timmy O' Toole? I loved that Sting song about sending our love down the well.
Veritas
10/14/2010, 10:27 AM
Pfft. Chilean miners, easy. It would take like 500 cumulative years to replace all those miners, but you can plop out a new baby in what, nine or so months? Babies are totally expendable.
tator
10/14/2010, 10:54 AM
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/19104012/

this is from a couple years ago but good article


She’s 21 years old now, married since January 2006 to Daniel Morales and a college student.

Isn't that illegal? Editing FTW!
Jacie
10/14/2010, 12:31 PM
I bet they didn't give her a pair of $180 sunglasses or set her up so she wouldn't have to work for life either, the bastards. . .
Oldnslo
10/14/2010, 03:40 PM
"Can you imagine a baby this big fittin' into somethin' that small?"