some pregame smack from ISU

[crabshack]

these are pretty funny!

http://www.widerightnattylite.com/articles/isu-football/cyclone-fans-guide-to-surviving-nebraska.html#comments

http://www.widerightnattylite.com/articles/isu-football/state-staredown.html

you at least have to admire their spirit!

[DaFrigginMoose]

Wishful thinking at its finest

[Lehmanfan]

Good stuff.

[yankee]

OU women >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Iowa state manly women

[crabshack]

Wishful thinking at its finest


what is wishful thinking? almost nothing was said about actual football.

look back further at the mormon stuff for utah. LOL!!

[crabshack]

OU women >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Iowa state manly women

wait, women aren't supposed to have an adam's apple?

[Big D Sooner]

Someone should remind him that he is from f'ing Ames, Iowa. Aside from the cold, wind, snow, butt f'ing ugly girls, terrible sports teams, and d'bags, it's a pretty nice place.

[yankee]

wait, women aren't supposed to have an adam's apple?

mmmmmmmmm, i like my wimmenz with big apples.

[3rdgensooner]

Clueless

[Big D Sooner]

mmmmmmmmm, i like my wimmenz with big apples.

Are you usually the little spoon?

[SoonerReverend]

They did bring up an interesting quandary at the end of the second one; side-boob vs under-boob?

[crabshack]

They did bring up an interesting quandary at the end of the second one; side-boob vs under-boob?

under boob for sure.

[BC_Boomer#8]

under boob for sure.

+1 Under-boob is clearly superior

[BoulderSooner79]

I have to agree the underboob is distracting, but I wouldn't say it was too distracting.

[ratherthanlater]

I'm a fan of mouth boob but I'd settle for hand boob.

[crabshack]

I'm a fan of mouth boob but I'd settle for hand boob.

manboob?

[Quik Sand]

+1 Under-boob is clearly superioryup

[ThinMan]

these are pretty funny!

http://www.widerightnattylite.com/articles/isu-football/cyclone-fans-guide-to-surviving-nebraska.html#comments

http://www.widerightnattylite.com/articles/isu-football/state-staredown.html

you at least have to admire their spirit!

They are so cute.

[Unfrozen Caveman Sooner]

- Oklahoma is desolate and lifeless, so without any distinguishing features that Oklahomans themselves vacation to New Mexico. Leaving Iowa and traveling the goat trails maintained by Missouri is bad enough - once you reach Oklahoma there is nothing, literally nothing. It makes Nebraska seem lush with its dead grass and Easter Island style Pelini sculptures. And as if it's not enough that their roads suck and skeletal remains of longhorns dot the hillsides, they will penalize you $3.50 every 50 miles for the opportunity to use them.



Seriously the guy from Iowa is bagging on the landscape of Oklahoma?

[crabshack]

Seriously the guy from Iowa is bagging on the landscape of Oklahoma?

rabble rabble

[StoopTroup]

We are gonna whack them in the head like a iron skillet with a panhandle.

[crabshack]

We are gonna whack it to the pics in this thread

fixed

:D

[sooneron]

It was nice knowing you guys...

[Crucifax Autumn]

All boob FTW!

[crabshack]

RIP side/under boob pics.

[GottaHavePride]

One more time for you all:

BORING EXPLANATION: It's all Norm's fault. Or was it Beano's? Anyway, back when Friends was still on TV - ok, still on TV airing new episodes - and Denise Richards guest starred, Norm (or Beano) started a thread titled "Friends reminded me of something last night". The thread was almost entirely pics of scantily-clad babes. It went to probably over 4,000 posts. 100-something pages. Somewhere in there virtually every web-filtering service out there blacklisted us as a porn site, and no one could post from work anymore. So we cracked down on the babe pics at Phil's request.


SUMMARY: Until Phil the Almighty says otherwise, can the chick pics.

[slh1234]

Does anybody in Iowa even own a football?

[Crucifax Autumn]

Or a boob for that matter.

[Scott D]

olevet is going to like that site simply because it has nattylite in the url.

[soonercastor]

One more time for you all:

BORING EXPLANATION: It's all Norm's fault. Or was it Beano's? Anyway, back when Friends was still on TV - ok, still on TV airing new episodes - and Denise Richards guest starred, Norm (or Beano) started a thread titled "Friends reminded me of something last night". The thread was almost entirely pics of scantily-clad babes. It went to probably over 4,000 posts. 100-something pages. Somewhere in there virtually every web-filtering service out there blacklisted us as a porn site, and no one could post from work anymore. So we cracked down on the babe pics at Phil's request.


SUMMARY: Until Phil the Almighty says otherwise, can the chick pics.

hahaha that's epic

[crabshack]

Or a boob for that matter.

boobs get in the way when working the farm!

[Jello Biafra]

Seriously the guy from Iowa is bagging on the landscape of Oklahoma?

they HAVE to talk shiite about something....thier football team is walking into a dark prison shower saturday evening.

[cccasooner2]

boobs get in the way when working the farm!

Iowans always get the giggles at mention of the word teat. :O

[crabshack]

they HAVE to talk shiite about something....thier football team is walking into a dark prison shower saturday evening.

I get what you're saying here, but i feel like this post makes the sooner football team out to be super gay.

just sayin'

[BillyBall]

I read that site daily, they are pretty damn funny.

[BetterSoonerThanLater]

i thought this was funny...funny casue it's true! ;)

"Manliest state in the Country. Where men head-butt bison, punch deer in the face… “IN THE FACE”, and fight off tornadoes with their gargantuan dicks." So, right off the bat you know what you're getting yourself into."

[soonerboomer93]

One more time for you all:

BORING EXPLANATION: It's all Norm's fault. Or was it Beano's? Anyway, back when Friends was still on TV - ok, still on TV airing new episodes - and Denise Richards guest starred, Norm (or Beano) started a thread titled "Friends reminded me of something last night". The thread was almost entirely pics of scantily-clad babes. It went to probably over 4,000 posts. 100-something pages. Somewhere in there virtually every web-filtering service out there blacklisted us as a porn site, and no one could post from work anymore. So we cracked down on the babe pics at Phil's request.


SUMMARY: Until Phil the Almighty says otherwise, can the chick pics.

It wasn't that particular thread as I recall, but the other threads that it led to.

[Dr. Jelly Finger]

these are pretty funny!

http://www.widerightnattylite.com/articles/isu-football/cyclone-fans-guide-to-surviving-nebraska.html#comments

http://www.widerightnattylite.com/articles/isu-football/state-staredown.html

you at least have to admire their spirit!

In the staredown link, they have an * next to the Utah loss. Below the posted results it mentions that * - Mormons. Good for a giggle and a clever bunch.

[SoonerReb]

C'mon guys, don't be so harsh, what else is there to do in Iowa? I thought it was funny!!

[Mad Dog Madsen]

C'mon guys, don't be so harsh, what else is there to do in Iowa? I thought it was funny!!

FWIW Bob Stoops played football for Iowa...

[C&CDean]

Mrs. Dean is from Iowa.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

the photographer guy is from iowa

[SoonerInLubbock]

"Manliest state in the Country. Where men head-butt bison, punch deer in the face… “IN THE FACE”, and fight off tornadoes with their gargantuan ^^cks."

Damn!! Who let the secret out?

[humblesooner]

"Manliest state in the Country. Where men head-butt bison, punch deer in the face… “IN THE FACE”, and fight off tornadoes with their gargantuan ^^cks."

Damn!! Who let the secret out?

Yeah - He said that like it was a bad thing.

[stoopified]

That was a waste of time,nothing but useless tripe.I would guess it wasn't written by a 12 yr old.

[osucowboy344]

Iowa State is going to get crushed.

OU 49
ISU 14

This is coming from a poke fan!

[Aldebaran]

OSU has a lot of shared history with ISU in that regard historically speaking. So, it makes sense that you'd recognize the futulity of others while maintaining your own sense of denial.

[crabshack]

isnt the spread OU -24 or something like that?

OU either wins by 40, or wins by 10. I can't really decide yet. it depends if the ISU that rolled Texas Tech shows up, or the ISU that got beat like a mormon wife by the utes shows up.

either way, the cyclones are balls deep in a rough stretch right now (Utah, @OU, @TX) it isnt as bad as it could be seeing that texas isn't really texas this year, but still.

[osucowboy344]

OSU has a lot of shared history with ISU in that regard historically speaking. So, it makes sense that you'd recognize the futulity of others while maintaining your own sense of denial.

I am not sure what you mean by this. OSU has been 9-3 the last 2 season. Granted, we continue to lose to OU. I don't see this changing until consistent recruiting and better coaching from the top comes.

[crabshack]

I am not sure what you mean by this. OSU has been 9-3 the last 2 season. Granted, we continue to lose to OU. I don't see this changing until consistent recruiting and better coaching from the top comes.

this has everything to do with the money the one major donor has invested in your program (and the attention that comes with that through advertising, facility improvements, etc.)

without him you're the ISU of the south. (2nd rate in state, consistently bad with a few mediocre bright spots mixed in, a few random bowl wins)

also, why is there still empty seats all over the place for home games in stillwater? I will never understand that. it seems OSU has even less fan supports than ISU does

[osucowboy344]

this has everything to do with the money the one major donor has invested in your program (and the attention that comes with that through advertising, facility improvements, etc.)

without him you're the ISU of the south. (2nd rate in state, consistently bad with a few mediocre bright spots mixed in, a few random bowl wins)

also, why is there still empty seats all over the place for home games in stillwater? I will never understand that. it seems OSU has even less fan supports than ISU does


First, the empty seats has more to do with ticket prices then lack of fan support. Holder decided to price tickets high in order to maximize ticket revenue. Granted, it looks bad on TV. But, he is making more money then charging normal ticket prices and having the games sell out.

Yes, Boone has donated money to OSU. How is this different then any other university? Without price, OU may not have a successful business school. I don't see your point here about Boone. Yea, he helped us out but it is no different then Joe Jamil donating to upgrade Texas' facilities.

[crabshack]

First, the empty seats has more to do with ticket prices then lack of fan support. Holder decided to price tickets high in order to maximize ticket revenue. Granted, it looks bad on TV. But, he is making more money then charging normal ticket prices and having the games sell out.

Yes, Boone has donated money to OSU. How is this different then any other university? Without price, OU may not have a successful business school. I don't see your point here about Boone. Yea, he helped us out but it is no different then Joe Jamil donating to upgrade Texas' facilities.


he's a lone major donor. without him OSU wouldn't be where they are now.
OU and Texas have had a long standing history of success that as built their programs and gotten them those doners.

[osucowboy344]

he's a lone major donor. without him OSU wouldn't be where they are now.
OU and Texas have had a long standing history of success that as built their programs and gotten them those doners.

You might want to look up two other guys by the name of Malone Mitchell III and Sherman Smith. I can provide you with more names that have given large amounts to OSU.

OU and Texas have built tradition over years of success, but other teams are not allowed to build programs?

[crabshack]

You might want to look up two other guys by the name of Malone Mitchell III and Sherman Smith. I can provide you with more names that have given large amounts to OSU.

OU and Texas have built tradition over years of success, but other teams are not allowed to build programs?

you're not following me.

we're getting off base here.

all I'm saying that is if ISU had a major contributor like boone pickens, it could be OSU but in the north. the schools have been similar over time (as was stated by another poster)

[osucowboy344]

you're not following me.

we're getting off base here.

all I'm saying that is if ISU had a major contributor like boone pickens, it could be OSU but in the north. the schools have been similar over time (as was stated by another poster)

Well, we might have to agree to disagree. I am not sure Iowa State is strategically placed to get major recruits that are in the hot recruiting beds of Texas and Oklahoma. I think all Oklahoma and Texas schools are very good and lucky because of location to good recruits. Proximity to high caliber recruits is probably one of the biggest factors of success along with good coaches.

[crabshack]

Well, we might have to agree to disagree. I am not sure Iowa State is strategically placed to get major recruits that are in the hot recruiting beds of Texas and Oklahoma. I think all Oklahoma and Texas schools are very good and lucky because of location to good recruits. Proximity to high caliber recruits is probably one of the biggest factors of success along with good coaches.

tell that to boise

[cccasooner2]

First, the empty seats has more to do with ticket prices then lack of fan support. Holder decided to price tickets high in order to maximize ticket revenue. Granted, it looks bad on TV. But, he is making more money then charging normal ticket prices and having the games sell out.

Yes, Boone has donated money to OSU. How is this different then any other university? Without price, OU may not have a successful business school. I don't see your point here about Boone. Yea, he helped us out but it is no different then Joe Jamil donating to upgrade Texas' facilities.

TBoone may stop his donations if OSU students/grads don't learn the difference between then and than. :(

[osucowboy344]

tell that to boise

Ah, Boise is an anomaly. However, you have to ask yourself.....would Boise consistently compete in a major conference if they had to play better competition week to week. I am not sure Boise could sustain injuries and be as successful as Texas or OU in a major conference.

[osucowboy344]

TBoone may stop his donations if OSU students/grads don't learn the difference between then and than. :(

Sorry, I was not a English major. I would not be able to make money doing anything in that field.

[jumperstop]

"Manliest state in the Country. Where men head-butt bison, punch deer in the face… “IN THE FACE”, and fight off tornadoes with their gargantuan ^^cks."

Damn!! Who let the secret out?

You stole my avatar...time for a change I guess

And who from Oklahoma has ever said anything like this. Never seen a buffalo in OK, never been deer hunting, and honestly never seen a tornado in person. Always hiding the cellar, not trying to fight it off with my dick. Stupid people from Iowa.

[BoulderSooner79]

How did this thread get off track? Let's get back to underboob/sideboob.

[crabshack]

How did this thread get off track? Let's get back to underboob/sideboob.

underboob is hotter, but the sideboob still provides adequate ammunition for the spank bank

[crabshack]

does no one on this board like boobs?

[cccasooner2]

does no one on this board like boobs?

Apparently not, some are trying to get rid of the smell of them. :rolleyes: