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StoopTroup
10/10/2010, 04:18 PM
You suck balls. Jerry should have spent 3 billion on that Stadium, then you would be even better.

I'm telling you folks, there's something wrong with that place. I think it might need an exorcism.

JLEW1818
10/10/2010, 04:20 PM
one of the first times that I've actually wanted them to win in a while. since they playing the Titans. (AFC South team)


errrr

oh **** u Jerry

StoopTroup
10/10/2010, 04:24 PM
Why does Vince play better in pink?

DrZaius
10/10/2010, 04:25 PM
please make some attempt at practicing. A lot of teams have practices and such so that they do not look like a team that does not practice. Please practice. You blow!

JLEW1818
10/10/2010, 04:26 PM
Why does Vince play better in pink?

You mean Radio? :D

pappy
10/10/2010, 04:32 PM
Love it when dallas loses.

A great football weekend is when OU wins, Pats win, Texas loses and Dallas loses.

JLEW1818
10/10/2010, 04:33 PM
I'm more the....

OU wins
Houston wins

Dallas lose
horns lose


i almost had that 2 weeks ago! :D

StoopTroup
10/10/2010, 04:34 PM
Good game Dez Bryant

StoopTroup
10/10/2010, 04:43 PM
Announcers(LOL): sometimes it just takes a halfway decent tejas wide receiver a decade or so to find his role on the football team.

stoops the eternal pimp
10/10/2010, 04:46 PM
one of the first times that I've actually wanted them to win in a while.

Herein lies Dallas' problem

bluedogok
10/10/2010, 04:46 PM
please make some attempt at practicing. A lot of teams have practices and such so that they do not look like a team that does not practice. Please practice. You blow!
Maybe they should lift some weights as well....

Collier11
10/10/2010, 04:47 PM
TFRW looks to be playing like a real football player again the last two weeks

JLEW1818
10/10/2010, 04:50 PM
yah. he is a great number 2.

stoops the eternal pimp
10/10/2010, 04:51 PM
a good number 2

StoopTroup
10/10/2010, 04:53 PM
Who 2?

JLEW1818
10/10/2010, 04:58 PM
will everybody be in attendance for the tailgate/game Saturday?

Collier11
10/10/2010, 05:05 PM
Nah, im taking my Step Dad to his 1st OU game and due to his bad back, he isnt going to want to be on campus all day

btk108
10/10/2010, 05:08 PM
will everybody be in attendance for the tailgate/game Saturday?

you giving us fair warning?

StoopTroup
10/10/2010, 05:18 PM
Nice FG Dallas. Lmao!

JLEW1818
10/10/2010, 05:23 PM
Nah, im taking my Step Dad to his 1st OU game and due to his bad back, he isnt going to want to be on campus all day

i hear beer makes it much better! :D

Collier11
10/10/2010, 05:28 PM
It would for me but he doesnt drink anymore

Breadburner
10/10/2010, 05:37 PM
Haha...!!!!

TXBOOMER
10/10/2010, 05:38 PM
cowboys have zero Sooners. F the cowboys!

JLEW1818
10/10/2010, 05:42 PM
Manny Johnson is on the practice squad at least ! haha

Collier11
10/10/2010, 05:44 PM
and making 10 G's a week!!!

yermom
10/10/2010, 06:06 PM
I'm telling you folks, there's something wrong with that place. I think it might need an exorcism.

this.

that place blows.

OUthunder
10/10/2010, 06:16 PM
You suck balls. Jerry should have spent 3 billion on that Stadium, then you would be even better.

I'm telling you folks, there's something wrong with that place. I think it might need an exorcism.

The only thing wrong with Dallas is that the QB is way ****ing overrated, and the coach is a joke around the league. Besides that, they're pretty good. :D

Oh yeah, DALLAS SUCKS...Bawabawabawabawabawa!

OUthunder
10/10/2010, 06:21 PM
Did I mention that they're one of the dumbest teams in the league? Geez.

StoopTroup
10/10/2010, 06:29 PM
They are getting thumped. Lol

Also...the Titans would probably win the Super Bowl this year if they had a decent QB.

OUthunder
10/10/2010, 06:33 PM
Dallas....six penalties in the 4th quarter alone, hahaha.

instigator
10/10/2010, 06:44 PM
And romo throws a pick to end the game. That's just the way footballball go.

StoopTroup
10/10/2010, 06:45 PM
Announcer: The Titans win because they made more big plays.

No. They win because the Cowboys SUUUUCCCCCKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

StoopTroup
10/10/2010, 06:47 PM
I'd also like to take a moment to say The Raiders Suck also.

boomermagic
10/10/2010, 07:09 PM
I hate Dallas.. Last time I checked it was in texas and TEXAS SUCKS......

boomermagic
10/10/2010, 07:13 PM
Training at the NFL's Cowboys stadium was delayed nearly two hours this morning, after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the ground.

Initially the NFL team thought it was a prank! Training was immediately suspended, while police and Homeland Security officials were called to investigate.

After a complete analysis, Dallas Police forensic experts determined that the white substance, unfamiliar to most of the players, was in fact, the goal line.

Practice will resume this afternoon after Police and Homeland Security decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.

Soonermagik
10/10/2010, 07:27 PM
The cowgirls suck!!! I've never liked the chumps and love to see them losing.

This is your average sport's fan: Yankee fan, Cowgirl fan, Laker fan & USC/Texas/Florida/Bama fan depending on the season. Are you seeing a trend? They are bandwagon fans. I'm betting 85% of Cowgirl fans are bandwagons fans.

PS: I've got 3 really good friends who follow the above list every year.

sooner518
10/10/2010, 07:54 PM
I grew up hating Dallas. but I picked up Romo and Miles Austin on my fantasy team. They had a pretty awesome statistical day! haha. singlehandedly made up for the suckitude of my 3 running backs today: MAurice Jones-Drew, Addai, and Arian Foster.

soonerlaw
10/10/2010, 08:02 PM
Every time I find myself somewhat inclined just a bit to cheer for TFRW, he does that stupid hookem whorns sign, and then I realize I still cannot stand him. I'd like to remind him he never got to do that in Dallas in college (because he never scored a td against OU) so he does not need to do it now.

bluedogok
10/10/2010, 08:33 PM
I'd also like to take a moment to say The Raiders Suck also.
Yeah but they did beat San Diego and any day that the Chargers lose is a good day.

tfoolry
10/11/2010, 12:06 PM
Coach sux...
http://www.theunticket.com/wade-phillips-burps-excuse-me/

badger
10/11/2010, 12:23 PM
Dear Dallas,

You once sent the Packers d-coordinator out on a stretcher en route to a Super Bowl that should have been ours. I don't just hope you lose like you did last night, I hope you lose 20 games a season.

Love,
baj

PS: That's 16 regular season games and four preseason games, I need to cover all bases, as they're probably gonna expand the regular season soon, so just to be safe, LOSE TWENTY! :mad:

OUmillenium
10/11/2010, 12:51 PM
I have loved the Cowboys since the mid to late 70s when I started eating solid food. Same for Texas Rangers. Same time my hatred for UTerus and love of the Sooners began.

Can't stand Romo or TFRW.