View Full Version : Coach Rhoads
olevetonahill
10/10/2010, 06:05 AM
Prays his Teams bus gets lost on the way to the Stadium
wonders why his team's mascot is a bird, but its name is a big wind.
olevetonahill
10/10/2010, 07:00 AM
wonders why his team's mascot is a bird, but its name is a big wind.
:D Never thot of that Bro:D
nBoSTP
10/10/2010, 07:38 AM
Wishes he had his brother Dusty on the offensive line.
http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll253/Rebel2405/DUSTY.jpg
AlbqSooner
10/10/2010, 08:26 AM
wonders why his team's mascot is a bird, but its name is a big wind.
Breaks wind in the direction of anyone who asks that question.:D
budbarrybob
10/10/2010, 08:28 AM
Thinks stars are great big balls of burning gas.
meoveryouxinfinity
10/10/2010, 08:41 AM
follows the rhoad less traveled
DenverSooner751
10/10/2010, 08:44 AM
doesn't wipe after dropping a deuce.
olevetonahill
10/10/2010, 07:24 PM
Wonders WHT this thread dropped to page 2 :confused:
GKeeper316
10/10/2010, 07:26 PM
was only slightly more qualified than the other candidate for his job... an escaped circus monkey
Jacie
10/10/2010, 08:13 PM
. . . accomplished something Coach Stoops did not do in 2009, beat the nebbish (in Lincoln).
Crucifax Autumn
10/10/2010, 09:46 PM
...has a side job as a party clown.
tommieharris91
10/10/2010, 09:51 PM
...would like his school to drop the football program.
Sooner74
10/10/2010, 10:08 PM
wonders if Seneca Wallace wants a victory lap.
Crucifax Autumn
10/10/2010, 10:33 PM
...is excited to see the Halloween edition Captain Crunch on the shelves. It turns your milk green!
Sooner74
10/10/2010, 11:11 PM
...is excited to see the Halloween edition Captain Crunch on the shelves. It turns your milk green!
It probably turns your pee green too. What a scare! :D
En_Fuego
10/10/2010, 11:49 PM
Has a sign in his office....................
http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m176/niascissorhands/Quotes/728305_vmtoICNZ_c.jpg
SouthFortySooner
10/11/2010, 02:46 AM
...has convinced himself the Sooners can't compete for 4 quarters.
Crucifax Autumn
10/11/2010, 03:13 AM
...drinks Lid's pee.
StoopTroup
10/11/2010, 06:23 AM
....knows he's about to get his *** thumped.
KantoSooner
10/11/2010, 06:28 AM
regards Norman as one of the levels of Hell
cdlbdd
10/11/2010, 06:33 AM
... is an inferior football coach.
birddog
10/11/2010, 07:37 AM
didn't realize he was raising his hand to volunteer as new coach. he was actually just sniffin his underpits.
CincySooner
10/11/2010, 09:38 AM
... doesn't have a first name.
soonermix
10/11/2010, 10:20 AM
sobered up after a 3 year drinking binge and said, " I coach who? "
Crucifax Autumn
10/11/2010, 10:24 AM
...cries while watching Webster.
TahoeSOONER
10/11/2010, 11:15 AM
...is so damn proud of his football team and hopes to stay within a half a hundred.
TahoeSOONER
10/11/2010, 11:16 AM
...steals ears of corn from his neighbor.
TahoeSOONER
10/11/2010, 11:17 AM
...thinks plaid shirts are making a comeback.
TahoeSOONER
10/11/2010, 11:19 AM
...is still wondering what the hell there is to do in Des Moines.
TahoeSOONER
10/11/2010, 11:19 AM
...is dreaming the Utes just scored again.
kelloggOUballa
10/11/2010, 11:26 AM
...is so damn proud of his football team and hopes to stay within a half a hundred.
THIS. I was wondering when someone was going to reference his infamous locker room speech.
Mississippi Sooner
10/11/2010, 11:35 AM
“We had guys puking in buckets before the game, at the hotel, at halftime."
agoo758
10/11/2010, 11:36 AM
IS.....LISTEN TO HIM! LISTEN TO HIM! IS SO PROUD TO BE YOUR FOOTBALL COAAAACHHHHH!!!!![/
cccasooner2
10/11/2010, 11:50 AM
Was once a woman named Dusty, had a comedy album "Nockers Up" during the '60s. So she's coaching now huh? Joe Pa probably dated her. :D
tfoolry
10/11/2010, 12:01 PM
Is tapping into his inner Lafester Rhoads this week for inspiration.
badger
10/11/2010, 12:08 PM
... was traded from Auburn for Gene Chizik (pretty much)
olevetonahill
10/11/2010, 12:10 PM
Saves his chewing gum on the bed post at night
Howzit
10/11/2010, 12:17 PM
...wishes he was buried in a Chilean mine with those other boys.
Landthief 1972
10/11/2010, 02:24 PM
Sharts his pants during press conferences.
deweydw
10/11/2010, 02:31 PM
... can only dream of being King.
http://s3.amazonaws.com/newsok-photos/581479/lead620.jpg
Howzit
10/11/2010, 02:56 PM
...thinks the camel toe is a good look for him.
JohnnyMack
10/11/2010, 02:57 PM
...was Howzit's first glory hole customer.
TheHumanAlphabet
10/11/2010, 03:33 PM
Wants to join the ISU Band's 98-2 club, but can't figure out what it means?
badger
10/11/2010, 03:38 PM
... wants a flight flight flight outta Iowa State!
badger
10/11/2010, 03:41 PM
...is a Canadian political strategist. He was communications director for the Ontario Progressive Conservative Party during the 1995, 1999 and 2003 elections, and communications director for Ontario Premier Mike Harris from 1995 to 1997. Rhodes was an architect of the Common Sense Revolution, the policy platform which ushered the Ontario Progressive Conservative Party into government in 1995.
(via Wikipedia)
Crucifax Autumn
10/11/2010, 03:41 PM
...likes to ride the horsey at the grocery store.
Cornfed
10/11/2010, 03:50 PM
...is trying to figure out where to hang the velvet painting of Elvis.
olevetonahill
10/11/2010, 03:51 PM
But gets thrown every time
badger
10/11/2010, 04:11 PM
... is sure the Big Ten would invite the Cyclones if the Big 12 folded
KantoSooner
10/11/2010, 04:34 PM
has mad dreams of turning Iowa into a cryptic, North Korea-style hermit kingdom.
Complete with goose stepping soy bean farmers!
HBick
10/11/2010, 04:35 PM
... can't wait for the Big 12 to fold, that way ISU can get it's first conference championship,
in the Sunbelt Conference
BoomerJ
10/11/2010, 05:47 PM
...originally asked Ronald McDonald to be their mascot since the colors coordinated.
ATX Sooner
10/11/2010, 06:37 PM
likes to play his Rhodes organ.
stoopified
10/11/2010, 07:50 PM
Wishes he had his brother Dusty on the offensive line.
http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll253/Rebel2405/DUSTY.jpgBingo
soonerborn30
10/11/2010, 10:14 PM
...is now regretting having uniforms that look just like USC's.
btk108
10/11/2010, 10:43 PM
nickname is "Dirt"
tfoolry
10/12/2010, 09:54 AM
Parks in handicapped parking.
tfoolry
10/12/2010, 09:58 AM
Is starting to realize the siginificance of ISU being the beginning of "I SUCK."
tfoolry
10/12/2010, 10:03 AM
Read the headline: "12 Brazilian Soldiers Killed" in the Newspaper and asked his wife: "How many is a brazilian?"
BoomerJ
10/12/2010, 10:21 AM
Put himself through college as a male gigolo to elderly rich women.
tfoolry
10/12/2010, 10:25 AM
Plans on hitting frat. parties with Larry Eustacy after the game Sat. night.
Soonerntxs
10/12/2010, 10:29 AM
Watches CHIPS and named his dog Eric:eek:
cjames317
10/12/2010, 11:36 AM
... will learn that "HOPE" and "CHANGE" do not constitute very effective game planning.
Landthief 1972
10/12/2010, 02:18 PM
...puts $10 of quarters on the cabinet when it's his turn to play Ms. Pacman.
stoops the eternal pimp
10/13/2010, 12:50 AM
just started another petition to get Dan McCarney rehired
Crucifax Autumn
10/13/2010, 01:54 AM
...loves Lady Gaga
MrJimBeam
10/13/2010, 07:08 AM
.......somehow held Utah to 31 2nd quarter points.........
Crucifax Autumn
10/13/2010, 07:15 AM
...wrote the script for Ishtar.
Crucifax Autumn
10/13/2010, 07:16 AM
...thinks Godfather 3 is the best of the series.
Crucifax Autumn
10/13/2010, 07:19 AM
...has worn out 6 full sets of Twilight books.
texaspokieokie
10/13/2010, 07:30 AM
Put himself through college as a male gigolo to elderly rich women.
what's wrong with that ???
Landthief 1972
10/13/2010, 08:42 AM
...considers The Phantom Menace to be the best of all six Star Wars films. Thinks Empire Strikes Back is "too dark."
SouthFortySooner
10/13/2010, 08:46 AM
...brushes his teeth, 'before', he has his coffee.
stoops the eternal pimp
10/13/2010, 08:53 AM
insists that the butt plug stays in during games
BoomerJ
10/13/2010, 08:54 AM
what's wrong with that ???
Elderly and Decrepit.:eek:
BoomerJ
10/13/2010, 08:59 AM
Will be going trick or treating this year with his d*** in a box.
tfoolry
10/13/2010, 09:12 AM
Will be going trick or treating this year with his d*** in a box.
Candy Corn.
Landthief 1972
10/13/2010, 11:24 AM
...is pissed that the earthquake didn't knock down Memorial Stadium.
TahoeSOONER
10/13/2010, 11:33 AM
...wants to keep the last two miners trapped in Chile so he can bet on which one dies first.
Crucifax Autumn
10/13/2010, 11:41 AM
...thinks Dazzler was the best comic ever published.
cjames317
10/13/2010, 12:47 PM
... feels good about his chances this weekend, since he just got vajazzled.
deweydw
10/13/2010, 02:19 PM
... likes to do the hokey pokey and shake it all about.
tommieharris91
10/13/2010, 03:24 PM
...gets his "game plan" from james hale.
TahoeSOONER
10/13/2010, 05:47 PM
...believes Lou Holtz articulates well.
BoomerJ
10/13/2010, 06:46 PM
Is sending some corn-fed heifers to high school games to tempt recruits to ISU.
married a woman named "Country" so he could sing "Take me home ....."
Soonerjeepman
10/13/2010, 09:38 PM
...thinks the camel toe is a good look for him.
oh my...THAT is funny...
Landthief 1972
10/14/2010, 08:22 AM
...dresses up as Zombie Randy Rhoads every year. Nobody gets it, so he spends the entire night having to explain it.
deweydw
10/14/2010, 08:45 AM
... takes the line "trick or treat, smell my feet" seriously
Mad Dog Madsen
10/14/2010, 08:48 AM
...hates the new OUI n00bs. :D
thurman murman
10/14/2010, 08:52 AM
...pads his post count over on the test board.
tfoolry
10/14/2010, 08:54 AM
Will be dressing up as Lady Gaga for Halloween.
tfoolry
10/14/2010, 08:56 AM
...thinks the camel toe is a good look for him.
Moose Knuckle is more appropriate up north.
olevetonahill
10/14/2010, 10:11 PM
was lost on Page 2 again
ratherthanlater
10/14/2010, 10:59 PM
...likes goodolesooner.
thurman murman
10/14/2010, 11:48 PM
...has a hard time explaining what he does for a living.
deweydw
10/15/2010, 07:43 AM
... when asked if ISU would make it to the BXII CCG, he replied "There is no spoon."
Crucifax Autumn
10/15/2010, 08:15 AM
...kills 29 kittens a day.
KantoSooner
10/15/2010, 08:18 AM
whistles while he works.
Crucifax Autumn
10/15/2010, 08:25 AM
...doesn't wipe.
NateHeupel
10/15/2010, 08:40 AM
...thinks Gigli is Ben Affleck's best work.
Landthief 1972
10/15/2010, 08:51 AM
...admires Justin Beiber's hair.
Crucifax Autumn
10/15/2010, 08:52 AM
...is Lid's boyfriend.
NateHeupel
10/15/2010, 09:01 AM
...wears jorts
...adores Justin Beiber.
FIFY
Crucifax Autumn
10/15/2010, 09:02 AM
...is a refugee from OUI.
NateHeupel
10/15/2010, 09:10 AM
...uses a flowbee
...is a refugee from OUI.
Hey! We're not all goodolesooner. You can't lump us in with that f*****g martian!
Crucifax Autumn
10/15/2010, 09:14 AM
I couldn't resist after the last 2 days.
...gets blown daily by goodolesooner.
Soonerntxs
10/15/2010, 09:18 AM
is trying on a pair of BOOTS!!!
And is wearing an ISU short skirt with em!:eek:
finster
10/15/2010, 09:23 AM
Decided last night that cussing will now be mandatory.
BoomerJ
10/15/2010, 09:34 AM
has just announce to the team that if they play hard they can get happy meals after the game, but he gets to keep all the toys.
Landthief 1972
10/15/2010, 09:46 AM
is getting clapping lessons from Mack Brown.
soonerboy_odanorth
10/15/2010, 09:50 AM
...gets the team bus stuck in snow... in August.
Midtowner
10/15/2010, 10:03 AM
Went back to OUI.
sells stink bait at half time.
... dreams of becoming the next Billy Mayes.
... misunderstood the whole learning the Mack Brown clap, and actually got the clap!
Crucifax Autumn
10/15/2010, 10:26 AM
...jerks off to Golden Girls reruns.
NateHeupel
10/15/2010, 10:59 AM
...thinks that Jermaine was the best of the Jackson 5
Landthief 1972
10/15/2010, 11:33 AM
Wears a black dickie with a white sweater.
TahoeSOONER
10/15/2010, 11:38 AM
screams like a bitch watching the movie Children of the Corn.
Landthief 1972
10/15/2010, 11:41 AM
picks his nose while standing at the urinal and wipes the boogers on the wall.
TahoeSOONER
10/15/2010, 11:43 AM
...can't eat popcorn with salt or butter on it.
NateHeupel
10/15/2010, 12:06 PM
...watched Avatar 15 times and taught himself the language of the movie characters
Soonerntxs
10/15/2010, 12:23 PM
wears socks with flipflops!
stoops the eternal pimp
10/15/2010, 12:32 PM
would like to apologize to vet
tfoolry
10/15/2010, 01:04 PM
Will be driving the team bus down from Ames.
http://www.bibleplaces.com/blog/uploaded_images/McDonalds%20bus%20in%20Larnaca,%20Cyprus,%20tb0302 05733-746169.JPG
Landthief 1972
10/15/2010, 01:11 PM
is tired of his wife giving him a dutch oven every night.
tfoolry
10/15/2010, 01:26 PM
Will dress up as the Tx Tech mascot for Halloween.
http://www.showbizpizza.com/events/10th/rap/hamburglar/collect.gif
NateHeupel
10/15/2010, 01:52 PM
tfoolry,
I think the bus Rhoads is coming down on will be a little bit shorter than the one in the picture you posted.
tfoolry
10/15/2010, 03:03 PM
http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk118/jacknjens/ShortBus.jpg
NateHeupel
10/15/2010, 03:14 PM
...pronounces it "ruh-tard"
SoonerLVZ
10/15/2010, 03:26 PM
...wants to know where to find a Boomer Sooner ring tone
Outopia
10/15/2010, 03:40 PM
picks his nose while standing at the urinal and wipes the boogers on the wall.
So, it's been Rhoads doing that all these years, Huh? God I hate that. Now, I know who to blame.
tommieharris91
10/15/2010, 04:05 PM
...gets that boob smell from his wife.
cjames317
10/15/2010, 05:35 PM
... is really looking forward to the team's movie tonight: "You Again"
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