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Okla-homey
10/2/2010, 08:14 AM
you can't make this stuff up folks.


Man Denies Drugs Found In Buttocks Are His

Updated: 1:05 pm EDT October 1, 2010

BRADENTON, Fla. -- When sheriff's deputies allegedly discovered a bags of marijuana and cocaine between a man's buttocks, they say he gave a quick explanation.

Manatee County deputies say Raymond Stanley Roberts told them "The white stuff is not mine, but the weed is."

Deputies stopped the 25-year-old Wednesday in Bradenton for speeding. Officers say they smelled marijuana and searched him. That's when they allegedly found a bag of marijuana between Roberts' buttocks.

Officers then discovered another bag in there; the report says it contained 27 pieces of rock cocaine.

The Bradenton Herald reports Roberts was arrested for drug possession and has bonded out of jail. The person who answered Friday at a phone number listed for Roberts said it wasn't his.

jiminy
10/2/2010, 10:07 AM
"Son, have you had your *** with you all day?"

olevetonahill
10/2/2010, 10:37 AM
If they just "smelled" the pot on him why they lookin up his ***?:eek:

tommieharris91
10/2/2010, 10:38 AM
If they just "smelled" the pot on him why they lookin up his ***?:eek:

Dog musta found it. I hear they like sniffin cracks.

StoopTroup
10/2/2010, 10:48 AM
Some Cops are so good they can sniff that **** out.

olevetonahill
10/2/2010, 11:06 AM
Some Cops are so good they can sniff that **** out.

So yer saying " Pigs like rootin in **** " ?:D

StoopTroup
10/2/2010, 11:11 AM
So yer saying " Pigs like rootin in **** " ?:D

Not all of them but some of them are really good at it. :D

olevetonahill
10/2/2010, 11:25 AM
Not all of them but some of them are really good at it. :D

Whats the sayin ? 99%:eek:

Viking Kitten
10/2/2010, 11:51 AM
Maybe he was just holding his friend's a**.

StoopTroup
10/2/2010, 11:59 AM
Whats the sayin ? 99%:eek:

Right now I'd have to say the percentage in Le Flore County is pretty high....lol

Crucifax Autumn
10/2/2010, 12:54 PM
Geeze. Imagine if the smell had only been his dirty ***.

birddog
10/2/2010, 09:51 PM
when the cops glove up, get tha hell out of there!

Breadburner
10/3/2010, 10:20 AM
They found 100 pounds of bad crack in Oprah Winfrey's ***.....

Wishboned
10/3/2010, 03:40 PM
I guess not everything slips through the cracks...