Celebrity perfumes

[Veritas]

I don't know who the hell wants to smell like these people, but what do you think these smell like?

Fergie's perfume:
My guess is overtones of dried spunk and pit stank behind the strong layer of spray tanner.

Lady Gaga's perfume:
Since she's a he, I'm guessing ball sweat with hints of garlic and polyethelene.

[Viking Kitten]

Britney Spears: notes of bubble gum, McDonalds grease, baby powder and unwashed butt.

[Veritas]

I think unwashed butt is probably a base scent for all celeb parfums.

[yermom]

i'm pretty sure you forgot some stale urine in Eau de Fergie

[Tulsa_Fireman]

It has bits of real whore!

[GottaHavePride]

I think unwashed butt is probably a base scent for all celeb parfums.


Heh. Both Sean John scents are $50 knock-off clones of $200-per-bottle colognes made by a 250-year-old French company.

[BillyBall]

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