Man dies mysteriously in Houston porn video booth

[salth2o]

http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/metropolitan/7223255.html


Police are investigating the death of a man whose body was found locked in a video booth at an adult book store on U.S. 59 in northeast Houston the day after he was seen entering the business.

Brodrick S. White, 35, of Houston, was discovered Tuesday afternoon at the novelty store in the 15500 block of the Eastex Freeway near East Sam Houston Parkway about 2 p.m., police said.

Police said White was pronounced dead at the scene, but his body showed no obvious signs of trauma.

The Harris County Institute of Forensic Sciences is expected to perform an autopsy to determine White's cause of death.

Police said White was last seen on a video surveillance camera entering the store at about 8:30 p.m. Monday.

The store manager found him inside the locked booth the next day and alerted authorities.

As Richard Pryor once said about how his father died while having sex with a young lady..."he came and went at the same time". :D

[Crucifax Autumn]

Hate to be the jizzmopper at that place.

[Leroy Lizard]

What's his belt doing around his neck?

[oumartin]

did the booth have a gloryhole?

[Crucifax Autumn]

Now we're getting to the important issues.

[olevetonahill]

He committed suicide. He ****ed himself to death by hand :eek:

[Crucifax Autumn]

Crap...I had no idea that would kill ya!

[GKeeper316]

Crap...I had no idea that would kill ya!

im on borrowed time...

[Leroy Lizard]

Crap...I had no idea that would kill ya!

Your posting here disproves that theory.

[Crucifax Autumn]

Logical

http://tatianacaldwell.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/spock1.jpg

[Chuck Bao]

I read somewhere that viagra + poppers = death. Maybe he just used the wrong combination of sex drugs.

[Crucifax Autumn]

Viagra + poppers probably results in a lot of anal trauma.

[Collier11]

Crap...I had no idea that would kill ya!

well, technically if you sit on your hand til its numb it is like someone else is doing it :eek:

[Crucifax Autumn]

Does sitting on my thumb count?

:confused:

[olevetonahill]

I read somewhere that viagra + poppers = death. Maybe he just used the wrong combination of sex drugs.

Ok Ill show my ignorance, WTH are poppers?:confused:

[Chuck Bao]

Poppers is a slang term for various alkyl nitrites inhaled for recreational purposes, particularly amyl nitrite, butyl nitrite, isopropyl nitrite and isobutyl nitrite...Inhaling nitrites relaxes smooth muscles throughout the body, including the sphincter muscles of the anus and the vagina...Smooth muscle surrounds the body's blood vessels and when relaxed causes these vessels to dilate resulting in an immediate increase in heart rate and blood flow throughout the body, producing a sensation of heat and excitement that usually lasts for a couple of minutes

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poppers

In other words, it is a quick, short high that makes you want to get down and possibly do things you possibly wouldn't ordinarily do and enjoy it. It was popular in gay clubs in the 70s and 80s. Today, legality may be an issue and you'd probably need to order it on the internet and call it "room aroma" or "leather cleaner" or something else. Even in the most recent pr0n videos, you can see the bottom taking a whiff from a little bottle.

That may be way, way oversharing. But you did ask, Olevet. If anyone wants me to delete this post, I will.

My original point was that mixing viagra with poppers could possibly lead to a heart attack and death, or possibly even worse - a severe stroke.

[olevetonahill]

Why delete It Chuck hell I axed . But on that note i still never heard of it.

[yermom]

they used to call it "rush" when i was in D.A.R.E. or whatever in school, or amyl nitrate if you've seen Fight Club :D

[olevetonahill]

I think Im glad Im old and shat./ Theres things I just really dont want to know :eek:

[JohnnyMack]

I thought we was talking about the little fried jalapeno things....

[olevetonahill]

I thought we was talking about the little fried jalapeno things....

I were trying to figure out why ya needed Viagra to eat them :confused:

[Chuck Bao]

they used to call it "rush" when i was in D.A.R.E. or whatever in school, or amyl nitrate if you've seen Fight Club :D

Heh! and Spek!

Fight Club is a great movie and Helena Bonham Carter is a great actress. I didn't realize that she said those words until re-reading the screenplay. There are very few actresses that could pull off the desperation and make it so believeable, even if her character was actually faking it.


Chloe: Well, I'm still here. But I don't know for how long. That's as much certainty as anyone can give me. But I've got some good news: I no longer have any fear of death. But... I am in a pretty lonely place. No one will have sex with me. I'm so close to the end, and all I want is to get laid for the last time. I have pornographic movies in my apartment, and lubricants, and amyl nitrite...[the group leader takes the mic]

Group Leader: Thank you, Chloe... everyone, let's thank Chloe.

I'll give a standing ovation to Chloe and visit her apartment at any time.

[soonerboomer93]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poppers

In other words, it is a quick, short high that makes you want to get down and possibly do things you possibly wouldn't ordinarily do and enjoy it. It was popular in gay clubs in the 70s and 80s. Today, legality may be an issue and you'd probably need to order it on the internet and call it "room aroma" or "leather cleaner" or something else. Even in the most recent pr0n videos, you can see the bottom taking a whiff from a little bottle.

That may be way, way oversharing. But you did ask, Olevet. If anyone wants me to delete this post, I will.

My original point was that mixing viagra with poppers could possibly lead to a heart attack and death, or possibly even worse - a severe stroke.

sounds like the poppers are supposed to make your stroke a little less severe (for the recipient)

[Crucifax Autumn]

jalepeno + anus = worse than viagra and poppers.

[Chuck Bao]

sounds like the poppers are supposed to make your stroke a little less severe (for the recipient)

Heh! I loled and spekeded. Honestly, I loathe the idea of anyone wanting to do it with me because of chemies. Actually, it is a huge turn-off. Wait...let's smoke this joint or finish our beers before we get to business. No, that is not working for me, either. I'm loose, but not that loose.

[Crucifax Autumn]

Reduces the need for the poppers...

[Chuck Bao]

jalepeno + anus = worse than viagra and poppers.

Alrighty now, I have a question, why would anyone want to stick a jalapeño pepper up their ***?

[Crucifax Autumn]

Who am I to judge them if they do?

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Tabasco would make an interesting lube with a jalapeno

[Crucifax Autumn]

Tabasco enemas leave a vinegar aftertaste I find.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

you could dab some tabasco on one side and ice cream on the other

[Crucifax Autumn]

I prefer salt and lime.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

what are we talking about?

[Crucifax Autumn]

Seems to be eating *** with an assortment of toppings and enema fluids.

[Collier11]

Cru will eat anything if it means that he gets a BJ afterwards

[Crucifax Autumn]

Damn right.

[Collier11]

You all know that it was initially 1 Cru, 2 Cups. Unfortunately it just wasnt getting enough online hits so they took out 1 cup and added 2 girls

[CatfishSooner]

You all know that it was initially 1 Cru, 2 Cups. Unfortunately it just wasnt getting enough online hits so they took out 1 cup and added 2 girls

:eek: :hot:

[Mississippi Sooner]

Wasn't there a Karate Kid thread here?

Wax on, wax off.

[Crucifax Autumn]

Turns out this chick was in there right before they found the body:

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/9541/1303698-caitlin_large.gif

[stoopified]

Chris Simms?

[yermom]

Turns out this chick was in there right before they found the body:

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/9541/1303698-caitlin_large.gif

Fight Club, and now Clerks

this thread is complete :D

[btk108]

Turns out this chick was in there right before they found the body:

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/9541/1303698-caitlin_large.gif

heh....she's kinda cute....where was this again?

[yermom]

You know, there’s a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don’t all bring you lasagna at work. Most of ‘em just cheat on you.

[btk108]

You know, there’s a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don’t all bring you lasagna at work. Most of ‘em just cheat on you.

Hey! She's a nice lady!

[birddog]

novelty store, to all the moms reading.

[Fraggle145]

Wasn't there a Karate Kid thread here?

Wax on, wax off.

Sweep the leg?

[Collier11]

Crucifax Autumn wrote the line for the newest Karate Kid

"Jacket On, Jacket Off"

[btk108]

Crucifax Autumn wrote the line for the newest Karate Kid

"Jacket On, Jacket Off"

Jackit

[JohnnyMack]

Try not to suck any dick on the way to the parking lot!!!

[btk108]

Try not to suck any dick on the way to the parking lot!!!

making a deposit at the sperm bank?

[Crucifax Autumn]

Try not to suck any dick on the way to the parking lot!!!

37?

[Rocko]

Never beating the meat again :eek:

[SouthFortySooner]

Was the place fixed with an autosuk? Maybe he got stuck in it. Was he all shriveled up? About 7 inches tall?